...I'd be happy. It was the first place where I was happy in 10 years. But to teach me humility or to torment me, God has condemned me to be a Shitmerican in Shitmerica. NEVER listen to a French person who says they're unhappy. They are only spoiled, whiny fucks who can't appreciate living in paradise.
>>221845056you're right
>>221845132I'm going to fucking kill myself if I can't get there within a year.
>>221845056No you wouldnt because france is a shithole. On the other hand id kill to become american instead of staying in franceshit
>>221846044Name ONE thing that is better in America than France? And you can't say>muh money
>>221845056France is paradise.
>>221846135You can just go there. They're in the EU. Shitmericans can't move to France because they (rightfully) hate us.
>>221846101More cultural diversity
>>221845146join foreign legion, you get fr citizenship after 5 or 10 years
>>221846101Nature, money, less taxes, friendlier people, actual culture , scenery, cheap gas, better highways, more religious, better and prettier cities, better food.... the list can go on>>221846135*hell on earth
>>221846190Theres no reason for an america to move to such a disgusting crumbling third world shithole
>>221847512Trolling is disallowed outside of /b/
>>221847512>NatureTrue but the US has some nice places overall>moneyLol>Less taxesLol. Lmao even. Though we have free healthcare, schooling and other benefits. But taxes are very high. >Friendlier peopleIdk but still better people than Americans >actual culture True >sceneryTrue >Cheap gasIdk about that >better highwaysIdk>more religiousNo. But we aren't protestants and most french have a latin/catholic mentality which is significantly better >better and prettier citiesTrue>better food....True
