>>221846486
why is she sad?

Flicked toothpaste into my eye with my toothbrush I may never recover from such torments

>>221846501
She is not eligible for nationwide fairer share scheme just like me

>>221846501
just found out about rorke's untimely demise (rip)

The only white guy I've been around who achieved black confrontation sophistication was a big 60 year old Navy guy but even he lapsed into black voice sometimes. Difficult to pull black voice off gracefully.

>The footballer setting record straight after 46 years
Mad how Auntie is so obsessed with finding racism in football that she'll dig up irrelevant old stories from the 70s if nothing's happened lately

>>221846514
mental how there's pretty much a full blown race war online on any platform that somewhat allows free speech

>>221846501
they're stopping books

>>221846501
She is disappointed by my cock which doesn't work from all the abuse she has unleashed upon it.

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Just biding his time

got chest pain

>>221846564
i'd deadlift and flip that little runt polo on its side then hop in my ram 3500 and roll coal on it

>>221846486
Why do homos hate her

got my t levels checked and its not looking good brev

>>221846595
You need to get on the receipt paper sucking immediately

Danny mills jogging past me just there
Regularly see him on a morning run

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>>221846595
ktim

>>221846595
Guarantee you, honestly, unironically, I have higher t than any man who's ever lived and I'll donate some to you heterosexually

Mad how some people are just born rich, good looking, smart, talented

>>221846607
lol

>>221846610
could just be any bald bloke

I used to smoke receipt paper when I was a kid

yanks were secretly jealous of countries that used PAL because we got a superior, crisp 576p and they had to settle for 480p NTSC

>>221846595
supposedly it makes you feel like a new man when you get your test levels right

Should be able to leave t tips to the struggling hustlers out there. Makes me sad thinking about them, makes me really really sad sometimes.

Back to gray rainy misery next week

carberg going in for a service today

>>221846673
and that's a good thing

strong relationships raise survival odds by 50% which is on par with not smoking

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There YOU go you big mouth FUCK

>>221846642
we got it at 30hz though. you had a measly 25hz. we're the real gamers

>>221846486
Don't like to see people sad or crying :(

>>221846644
disgusting that one chemical dictates so much about a man's life

There's a breeze right now but soon it'll be windows closed blinds closed back to having a fan on

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJvRohYSrZM
a modern classic

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My stupid cat stayed out all day yesterday and came back covered in cuts from fighting other cats, so I washed him in the sink. then he goes out again and comes back with a rat in his mouth and places it down on the patio. The rat spasms and rolls and looks dead. Before I can get rid of it the rat comes back to life and the cat won't bother killing it and just watches it run around. So my stupid fucking cat actually introduced a rat problem to my garden. He increased the number of rats in the immediate area from 0 to 1

From where I was sitting I could see your belly

>>221846683
Thought this said catberg and got confused

>>221846694
oh wow a sucker punch from behind, browns gonna brown

>>221846694
that was extremely gay pushing his head into the mat like he was fuckin him from behind to be fair

Just had an excellent wank
Havent watched a porn all year but back to regular wanking with imagination

>>221846693
no hope for me

catberg getting an oil change and two new tyres

>>221846716
what a lad, you could learn a thing or two from him

>>221846716
I think that's how they give you a gift

sweating like a hog while a fan blows hot air in my face

>>221846731
Bring back memories of your dad did it?

>>221846716
runtlife

>>221846716
Should take him in for a service

>>221846716
faustian

>>221846716
Your cat is spiritually a rough council estate chav

>>221846722
Did you not see him push the back of his head

>>221846748
This is how I give you a gift
*grabs crotch*

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Thanks to the superb weather lately and relentless watering the clover seeds sowed over the weekend in my lawn are already sprouting in some spots. These are, apparently, very hardy and will be able to resist dogbergs best attempt to piss on everything and turn it a dead yellow sort of colour.

rorke existing as a bad human
leftypol being a good human

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Finna be honest with you lads. You are my only friends currently.

I've been thinking a lot about how this God person allowed me to not have internet all day yesterday while my cousin tried to contact me all day to see her.

Might have to become a God hater atheist this time.

>>221846836
God doesn’t exist the sooner you accept that life is easier

>>221846836
going to shag your cousin?

imagine being a sailor back in the day getting shitfaced all the time eating hard tack and raping the cabin boys arse every night

fucking yarrrr

>>221846634
kahteem but the opposite!

have to leave the house soon, not right

>>221846637
Nah it was Danny milla

>>221846853
more a landlubber me
for me it's pioneer life n a teenage bride

guess what guys it’s Eid Mubarak AGAIN today. what’s that now must be over two dozen times so far this year

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Bet he gets bullied at school

>>221846938
bet the bigger boys shag his mum

andrew tate and dan blitzsomething is just third worldism come to life and made popular

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what equipment do you think this is

my velos got sent in a VUSE box
what the HELL are they playing at

My pinky toe nail came off
Dint even hurt

>>221846955
magic hair growing roller

>>221846965
*eats it*

>>221846955
derma roller

>>221846836
we do not understand god's workings. but he is the ultimate good and as such if he allows horrible things to happen it is because he knows greater good can come from it.
(also god is not a person unless you are a bizarre protestant. god is everything, a christian equivalent of "the cosmos")

>>221846958
nicotine pouches are gay af what a weird trend they are

Jesus is God

>>221846958
which flavour lad? love me velos
>>221846998
oh don’t be such a ninny have a pouch

so well yeah

>>221847012
its gay af bro

bruce slipping a nicotine pouch up his bum

>>221847023
who cares
people unironically claim having sex or being in a relationship with women is gay these days

>>221847044
being addicted to putting gay little things in your lip to get nicotine is gay. im not flaming im just saying

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>>221847044

It’s alright actually I just realised I’ll be a chad shagger at 27

>>221847057
mate no one cares anymore

Get the fitties posted why not?

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>>221847081

Pouches, vapes, patches, gum all fucking gay
Be a real man smoke fags or DONT

>>221847073
its just gay mate thats all dont take it personally

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>>221847063
Fuck yea, lad. 30yo is still young.

Meanwhile everyone we met will be fat, married and wasting their 30s on TikTok. This is our time to shine and you bet we fucking will.

i miss malaponte posting his inane pics every now and then

an example of true italian excellence that kid

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>>221847097

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>>221847097
based. Age like win, irmao

>>221847092
thats what im saying

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>>221847125
>win
*wine

No fcuking air con in my gym just 1 little shit fan at the front was absolutely dying in there had to leave early

do any of you actually enjoy talking to women or do we all just do it from necessity

>>221847140
pussy
ngmi

>>221847151
23 and have never spoken to a woman like that in my entire life
too scared x

>>221847151
I love it but it makes me nervous every time

>>221847151
They're fun to be around when they like you.

>>221847151
Depends entirely on my mood. Sometimes I can get in the groove and enjoy a chat with them, other time I want to tell them to shut up and stop being so boring. It probably has something to do with my relative horniness

>>221847151
the mere thought of feminoids sends me into a rage

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I love how back in the day game devs really had to use their imagination to bring their game to life in the concept art because the technology wasn't there to do so necessarily with the hardware. You can learn a lot about the original developer's vision for all those sprite-based games when you take a peak at some of the /soul/ful concept art they drew up for the games.

>>221847151
I don't mind talking to women and it can be enjoyable at times but the social posturing gets tiresome (not that some men don't do that too but mostly ALL women do it)

>>221847170
no wonder the ones i've met havent been much fun to be around hahah!

waspstein buzzing at my bedroom window like a persistent little dickhead

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>>221847231
Depends on your nature. Some guys like the chase.

>>221846716
based
my cat would fight round the back of a takeaway and come home covered in cuts and kebab sauce
dadberg uploaded a picture to facebook of him and people called him horrible

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small poo this morn

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>>221847272
That's not a poo, THIS is a poo.

Mumberg still a bit sick, lads
Have to fucking hometoil again

Every fucking toilsadhbh seems to think taking care of mumberg makes me great
Can't even have the fucking cans in case she needs to go back to the hospital

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problem rorke?

>>221846501
No BBC in Oxford alas

>>221847306
Oxford has a good tv signal?

>>221847316
I'll find out in a few months and report back la x

>>221847182
Tried playing the Final Fantasy VII remakes recently but they look so lifeless and dull. Went back and just replayed the original instead.

>>221847316
*doing loud noises with my vocal cords*

well it's that global warning isn't it

>>221847349
no mate just enjoy the nice weather x

you guys are so lucky to being on summer

>>221847349
back to 18 degrees. normality resumed. climate change cancelled

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>>221847370
this is what I have to suffer for the next 6 months

no no-tshirt incelwalkgs
no lasses dressing in short shorts and small tanktops

>>221846716
mad how nobody pointed out that he looks like hitler yet

>>221847297
i drink every night and its always in the back of my mind that someone could call at anytime and say my mums had a heart attack come to the hospital to say goodbye and i couldnt because im drunk

when I think about the future of this country I feel good about the fact that I don't have kids and never will

>>221847409
I'm going to blow your mind right now. There are these things right called taxis where you pay somebody else to drive you to a destination. Mad I know.

another day to conquer. to achieve. to win.
Will you seize it or will you let it slip?

Why do they love rhyming over on Tattle Life

>>221846589
>>221846614
>>221846731
what the fuck is wrong with yanks?
keyboard warriors, as they used to say

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>>221847372
18 degrees? maybe up north

never driven drunk but know for a fact I could do it and be fine due to my vast intelligence and humbleness

>>221847349
global warming gone woke

>>221847401
i'm surprised how low it gets during the night
try florida heat pussy

northerners cant handle heat due to their weak anglo saxon disposition

>>221847438
what's up then pussy let's meet irl

>>221847447
is everything that comes out of your mouth some sort of 'ard nut posturing?

>>221847442
do you say
13 and 38 or one thousand three hundred and thirty eight

14c in my poorthern hellhole

>>221847444
I get the feeling deep down you actually don't trust yourself to do it

only fat slugs complain about the heat

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i was spiritually a neckbeard even in primary school
when the nokia 3310 came out, i was complaining that it was a downgrade from the 3210 and technology is getting worse, so stuck with my 3210
today i still use a lenovo x220 because modern laptops are all rubbish

>>221847463
i'm at my wit's end and ready to snap
i am an angry person

>>221847444
depends how drunk

>>221847501
which drugs are you currently prescribed? don't say you're not because i know all americans are on something

good morning brib

apparently you can put your desktop to sleep just like laptops you just need to create a swap memory that is able to fill your whole RAM

isnt that marvelous

REST IN PEACE TO ALL THE SOLDIERS THAT DIED IN THE SERVICE
I DIVE IN HER CERVIX

>>221847444
I don't drive but I reckon I can do it while drunk

drink driving to own the libs

>>221847523
crazy to think all that happens when I switch the power to the monitor off

Pubs shouldn't have car parks and it should be illegal to park outside them. We all know anyone driving to a pub isn't coming back sober and sure as fuck isn't leaving their car there.

>>221847556
umm designated drivers exist

i work 2 hours a day whilst on bennies then wank the rest of the day away

never been a designated driver because I don't have any friends

>>221847556
fuck off clean shirt

>>221847464
Is that a serious question

>>221847553
mental

>>221847494
Snake 2 mogged the fuck out of Snake you absolute cretin, imagine being stuck in a box not able to go through the walls to the other side

Every friend group has the designated driver cuck

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scream

>>221847584
actually yes

>>221847556
>Bong anon accidentally discovers why America's car-centric hellscape is the reason why we don't have a drinking culture

>>221846938
>Be a worthless woman
>.........
>Find "Love"
>Bum off all the dude built for himself, and will take half in the divorce
Women are LITERALLY on easy mode

really craving a fresh crunchy salad bowl like type thing loaded with grilled chicken and possibly bacon

Don't drive drunk often but when I do I'm great at it. Just my little secret, 4 pints never hurt anyone.

>>221847596
We would just say “one thirty eight”

something about the james bond in the new game isn't right. he looks too young

Been awake since 3 on the fucking dot and all that time has disappeared into the ether and now I have to go and sit at my laptop in the hot room and pretend to work for a full day. Beggar's belief.

>>221847625
screaming at this

>>221847591
had a friend at school called "amin mamoose" and everyone would always ask how his moose was
same joke for 5 years straight

craving a sloppy spit wank with a finger up my arse

>>221847625
timeberg's done you

putting on my manager hat once again

saw a crow getting stuck in to a flattened squirrel earlier

the circle of life I spose

Amin Yadad

driving from leeds to cardiff today and it not looking lush

balls already sweating and my car's AC is shite

>>221847657
:o

>>221847656
Like the end of The War of the Worlds

>>221847636
Relentless march of timeberg making a fool out of me specifically

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> cardiff
Unlucky bud shithole

Chinese girl at my uni was called Robin Yoma. Took her a while to realise but it was too late, she'd already chosen the name and got stuck with it.

Lad in my set in secondary school was named Shoaib Butt
PE teacher pronounced it as show a butt on the first day
He never lived that down

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>When Google Maps has the topography data

... driving from leeds to cardiff in my excellent car to attend a russell group university ...

don't have any stories of funny names that I knew, everyone in my life has had very standard unfunny names

>>221847678
some of cardiff is nice

my dad used to always laugh about some korean politican in the 80s called Lee Bum Suk

>>221847692
scrib

reckon it’s probably pretty fun dating some chav single mum they’ve never even left the country before so wouldn’t be hard to impress her on my £55k salary

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>>221847685
his company ain't doing too good

>>221847695
South “Wales” is a disgusting shithole

>>221847704
i dated one when i was on 23k a few years ago and she was still impressed when i took her to a "fancy" restaurant (£20 meal)

>>221847704
Chavs love taking chav holidays to Spain though

>>221847704
You would have to provide for the retarded child while also listening to the retarded opinions and have to socialise with the retarded family. The scum class really aren't fun to be around.

Still seething about the lad who said the Russell group is a sham because Cardiff Uni is in it.

>>221847731
Your point?

phone started ringing and it scared me. but turns out I just set an alarm for 9

>>221847742
Soo they have left the country

actually pathetic that you're in your early 20s and wasting time here instead of shagging as many girls as possible

i'm 34 and married now so can't do it myself but i wish i had tried more when i was younger instead of sitting online complaining about not getting any

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i mean he looks like he's off on a lads holiday to magaluf, not a secret agent

>>221847771
don't play games that have stories, me. I make my own stories

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>Soo

>>221847743
gay little mincer arent you

>>221847771
His neck looks weird like a giraffe

>>221847769
saving my cock for a 40 year old single mum

>>221847771
Why does a 2026 video game look the same as a PS3 cutscene?

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Do THIS

right so what's on the agenda today lads? more meaningless drivel?

>>221847819
gay poo porn

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grand rising :)

harold shipman shagging your mum's dead arse after injecting her with a lethal dose of morphine

>>221847819
Yea, you?

rorke riding a bicycle with tires made of empty bottles across the ocean to own the libs

got a delivery coming in today, some gummies filled with 'Rick Simpson Oil'. hoping it can replace booze for me

>>221847819
the agenda:

9am: warm up drivel
11am: poo and bradley posting
noon: luncheon
1pm: coombaiting
3pm: 3pm posting
5pm: steamingtoil begins
6pm: wagecuck hours, troll wagecucks
7pm: the scrandemic
9pm: final poo and bradley posting until midnight

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>>221847867

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>>221847819
Roland Garros. Timothy James Byrne and I will likely be watching the same feed

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>>221847816
Oh FUCK NO DON'T DO THIS, IT KILLS THE BERG DED

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>>221847872
same here mate

>>221847897
rest in peace master berg

>>221847722
t. freak gog caveman that loves soccer and lager

>>221847878
a delightfully devilish schedule

>>221847763
Yeah chav families. Not single mums though

Shall be continuing my watch of One Piece on BBC iplayer today

>>221847816
>>221847897
magic fairy dog nonce acting weird again

don't think you realise single mums are past the point of wanting to ride cock
they'll have high expectations of you providing for their "little angle" and having money
they will also want commitment. i dated a couple and they were talking about marriage the first month

miss when farts got called pumps

charva point is a good move

just completed stage 1 of 'fast

>>221847911
Yeah that’s true. Doesn’t change that south Wales is Welsh in name only. other than that it’s England. Disgusting place

>>221847934
me when im asleep

... posting Bradley Walsh photos on /brit/ from my excellent laptop ...

just find out that these chave people are basically me

>>221847926
Why are they always single?

locking a single mum's skid in the loft whilst i shag their mum's head off

>>221847948
"why are bachelors single?"
are you retarded? once they get into a relationship they are no longer single so they wouldn't be single mums

stage 2 will be commencing soon

>>221847966
oh shut the hell up you know what he meant

>>221847966
No but why are they single? Also don't need to be rude mate

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>>221847966
fucking donem

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What does it mean if CoinJar says this every time I try to send bitcoin I thought it was like because of fees and that but it won’t even let me send £0.20 worth of bitcoin

love of my life just went by on the apps there. she wont match me

>>221847948
chav blokes are basically like blacks. selfish, immature, impulsive. run away from the first bit of responsibility

>>221847990
If you were 6'2 and handsome she would have though :)

>>221848000
im 6'4 and mid

>>221847927
Can't imagine Emma Watson doing a pump in my face.

>>221847982
because they broke and got divorced? what the fuck are you asking? why do fathers have children? why do poor people have no money?

>>221847986
exit scammed

>Fire engulfs London's largest Jewish grocery store

>The cause of the blaze at Kosher Kingdom in Golders Green is unknown at present

>It comes a month after 2 Jewish men were stabbed in the same part of London

bit anti semitic

>>221848006
Just use photoshop to spruce yourself up a bit

>Fire engulfs London's largest Jewish grocery store

>It comes several decades after 6 million Jews were killed in the Shoah

Time to clue up:
https://www.churchofengland.org/
https://www.english-heritage.org.uk/
https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/eat-well/food-guidelines-and-food-labels/the-eatwell-guide/
https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/
https://www.better.org.uk/
https://www.marksandspencer.com/
https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/mywaitrose/become-a-member

>>221848025
the government rushing to deliver meaningless platitudes but continue doing fuck all to stop islamists

can’t wait for 5 months time when I get my first job! The first thing I’m going to do is move out :D

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mad how you can see the entire chicago skyline from indiana

where's mousey

>>221848050
>Indian A

No Indian B though is there?

arms still aching from my new upper body calisthenics routine that i had 3 days ago

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Bonjour.

>>221848050
That's cool as hell. Big fan of seeing distant places from across bodies of water. Is it the autism? Probably.

i could be shagging arse right now but im too much of a babby man

>>221848046
what kind of job you will have in 5 months time that is able to provide you with a new house to live in

[add your answer here]

>>221848075
fetishising landwhales now
a new low

>>221848090
I don’t know I haven’t decided yet but I’ll be able to rent somewhere cheap

nieceberg has worked out I'm a socially inept freak and doesn't like me anymore
that's that small source of joy gone then

>>221848050
@grok is this true

>>221848075
spoiler that hog

>>221848106
kaytim but with nephewberg

>>221848106
she learns quick

>>221848106
screaming my fucking head off at his one

started to have mania attacks again after joining brit
used to spend all day on bra saying random shit

>>221848092
Says you

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>>221848106
ktwbm if I dont get a job and buy a motorcycle yet this year

>>221848092
>>221848114
Lads, lads! What seems to be the matter?? That there is just an average looking american woman! I ain't fetishizing nothing! That's simply how american women look!

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Why is public transportation so much more developed and cleaner in East Asian countries compared to the rest of the world?

>>221848176
nice try prevent

And what of the values
Are they being protected

started to exfoliate my face and it's a slightly subtle improve that you can only slightly notice

rorke wearing his reform uk pin to work
leftypol wearing a remote controlled buttplug

>>221848197
values are woke shite we're stardust on a ball in an infinite empty universe and that's why rape and murder is ok

>>221848213
Ian wearing a shirt and jeans

leftypol pulling rorke's trousers and briefs down and ramming his tongue up his arsehole in the office

Thoughts on prince Andrew?

>>221848261
both a sweaty nonce and a based rapist

eating french fries at 5am then getting mad at god for not solving my back acne

>>221848269
Is that why he was Lizzy's favorite of all her litter?

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Had a decent(ish) kip gives the heat now heading off out for me morning walk.

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>>221848278
tell me a bit about yourself brazil anon

>>221848306
Alri there welper lad?