The lads

>Shippy
>Crona
>Foxlad
>Britnormie
>Ebin
>Poley
>SCEA

Your mum is in retrograde (she's fat like a planet)

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… up and on my Macbook wearing my excellent glasses watching Running Man on sky cinema on my tv via sky stream in home (because there's nothing on) …

taking the pill from limitless and immediately opening up /brit/

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*rushes into the thread to get all the posts*

bio-oil ON my face

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… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching best of F1 2019 on sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home …

getting co-pilot to do my work for me

>>221848562
All dead except Ebin, Poley and Shippy of course

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… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Roland Garros highlights day 3 on sky sports Tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …

an old lady asked me what the date was earlier

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… recharging wearing my excellent glasses watching Roland Garros highlights day 3 on sky sports Tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …

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Portillo summer in full swing

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zoomers will never know what lan parties were like

mad how you have to pretend 'eid al-adha' is a real thing and not something made up within the past 5 years

>>221848652
rarely get it right when someone asks what day it is
if i say wednesday they always seem to expect an answer like the 27th of may
if i say the 27th of may they always seem to expect an answer like wednesday

>>221848673
imagine the smell

>>221846490
>Chiron
they made that one up!

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was reading an article about nuisance 999 calls that waste police time

i thought it would be teenagers doing pranks calls, but it's not

it's 90% old people ringing up to ask what day it is and what time asda closes today

>>221848598
this is a new Tim! he's on his computer today

everyone at toil is having kids and posting them on whatsapp so now my photo album is polluted with pictures of other people's babies

>>221848712
kek

>>221848719
you can disable that

>>221848742
i like the feature for other pictures so it needs to have a filter for babies

>>221848673
Sir Ian Pertwee

Ian parties?

>>221848755
this scene was hot

>>221848712
It's usually local Tim Byrne / mousey esque characters who just sit and ring up all day every day back to back. The same tiny percentage make up the majority of the nuisance calls.

>>221848755
only watched about half an hour of that film because i found it disgusting

>>221848755
She did tho I literally paused and zoomed in when I was a kid

>>221848755
Wish I could do loads of drugs and shag Margot Robbie in her prime. That'd be a nice way to spend a week I think

>>221848773
>The same tiny percentage make up the majority of the nuisance calls
What are you not so subtly suggesting?

>>221848562
> the Kung Fu fighting tranny
he came in britfeel a few months ago saying he would use his martial arts to knock out anybody that misgendered him kek

>>221848755
oh the actress did what she was paid to do? wow

>rorke
>mousey
>leftpol
>spaino
>cronem
>bradders image
SCREAMING
>porn images
>KLOP images
>porn images [Deleted]
>KLOP images [Deleted]
>Um
SCREAMING

>>221848755
Evil movie

ive got about 4 hours to dream up some utopian ai future for the organisation for big toilberg

Margot Robbie is a 6/10 in Australia.

Mad how fit Aussies are.

baited a redditor into writing a 6 paragraph response and simply said "not a word" to him, which resulted in a massive melty after having to explain that i didn't read anything he wrote

he tried to send me a DM afterwards as well and i just replied with "poo seal"

>>221848828
>>221848782
its a good movie

pootopia

>>221848869
Didn't say it wasn't good

Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman!

see a lot of myself in the guy from wolf of wall street except im broke and a neet incel

>>221848868
ROARING
The little lad is probably bawling his eyes out after realising how badly he's been done

>>221848784
>was a kid

I was 23 when this came out, the bleakening continues :(

>>221848897
evil things cant be good

>>221848909
someday, something will happen

why do muslims like to pray in the park

Come out come out where ever you are Sean you cannot hide from me

>>221848926
Evil things can't be morally good but they can be good in the sense of technical achievement

>>221848607
good post

>>221848950
she's right

>>221848926
this is literally what tolstoy believed
he thought if a novel was immoral it was automatically bad

>>221848938
duno

>>221848938
A show of dominance. Because they know for certain that nobody will have the balls to do anything about it.

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>>221848607

>>221848950
>It's OUR parade. We watch the most boring team in the league play some of the ugliest football for an entire season. No one else is allowed

>>221848975
no he didnt

>>221848617
Who takes the photos for him?

>>221848824
klopp images dont get posted anymore
youve been mindraped by Spainlord

anyone have the pic of those vapes in the shop you can buy on higher purchase? I forgot what the shop is called

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*enters the thread*

>>221848938
because they’re loathsome people and i wish they’d fuck off permanently. stupid cunts are in the park nearby and i can hear their disgusting arabic wailing from a kilometre away

>>221848985
ding ding ding. That's right. Here's your prize

>>221848950
>ARSEnal
HOWLING, ROARING, KEKKING WITH LAUGHTER THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM IS NAMED AFTER AN ARSE

For the ignorant, muslims can pray anywhere so long as it's on a mat and they're facing toward Mecca

Got a good gf who I shag regularly but I just wish she knew how to act sexy and make some noise during the act.
Being deprived of some of the things that turn me on, it not right.
Need her to flash me her fanny like Margot Robbie and tell me to come fuck her

>>221848938
I'm skipping that schitzo ritual as it's happening rn

>>221848950
Someone needs to explain to these females that the parade is NOT carnival
You're going to stand around waiting for a bus to drive past where Saka or Rice will lift the trophy
That's it

>>221849027
salaam alaikum inshallah

>>221849029
should get her blacked shed probably be screaming then

>>221849029
same, gfberg doesn't know how to arch her back or do any sexy moves. all the sex focuses around her and her vagina. always uses a vibrator and when she's done she's like "you can finish now please"

>>221849020
big chungus

>>221849027
Mecca Bingo?

>>221849027
why do they need a mat? seems a silly rule to be ordained by god

>>221849027
maybe pray in your houses and not form battalion sized formations in the local parks

>>221849064
She does she just doesn't respect nor find you hot enough to be sexy with

>>221849063
this has been debunkged

>>221849064
dire state of affairs

>>221849035
have fun getting honour killed O Algo

>>221849098
Gay

disgusted but if i could draw i also would make MLP porn on commission

>>221849115
hardly

no cartoon horse vaginas

You'll work for me one day

cant stop addicted to the shindig

>>221849026
grow up

It's 10 in the morning for Christ's sake

>>221849118
Is that why you deleted it then?

I find the Muslamic call to prayer quite comforting and nice desu, don’t get why mayos are so scared of if

>>221849116
wish i was a thirdie so i could live off art commissions
not possible in a first world country you cant make enough money

ok a bit too on the nose for bait with the mayo

>>221849142
can guarantee that you’re a ginger. just convert already

>>221849043
Not even doing a trophy lift or speeches lol

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Notice - new gimmique

Instead of replying with
>screaming
>pscr
>sc
or any variation thereof, please use one of the following:
>bradley
>br

>>221849164
shit bradleying

>>221849164
people have been relying >bradley to posts for a decade you spastic

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Well, Rorke?

Rentoid next door neighbour is doing his annual garden clearing which is annoying because I just blasted a bunch of glysophate over the fence to kill all off some of the bindweed that relentlessly makes it's way into my lawn. He's going to cut it all down and it won't kill the roots.

>>221849179
screaming at this

>>221849164
Doesn't work
They are not the same

>>221849178
Corrr someone fell for the ragebait didn't they

>>221849178
Rorke will naturally be upset at this but it's 100% true.

221849064
221849029
mmhmm

Why does he avatarfag as Bradly Walsh? How odd.

>>221849178
well that's some stupid comments on reddit better form my entire worldview around them and consequently ruin my life

>>221849158
Nah I don’t feel any spark from any religion but I do like their rituals and stuff like that. I grew up in Bethnal Green and it reminds me of Ramadan, was always a comfy time of year even if you’re not a Muzzie

>>221849178
Lad looks like a door stopper with hair tb h

>>221849178
>crooked teeth
>dry unkempt hair
>afraid of water
It's over for me in my country.

>>221849179
Hurl some glysophate into his eyes next.
That'll sort him out

^ incels took the bait

those posts were incels pretending to be women

>just take a shower and bee urself bro

>>221849235
Pretty sure this is one of the lowest IQ generals on the site never seen people get baited like the moronic uncs on brit

>>221849204
ktim but /brit/ instead of reddit

Little Amazon fella is winging his way towards me with my new air conditioning unit right now lads x

>>221849226
nigga i'd be afraid of water too if I had that death trap of a shower

>>221849227
Ok brb


...


Jail

should have seen how well they arched 10 years ago in hackney

I'm actually scared of water, especially the sea

>>221849266
pussy

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Aussie women cry out for British men

>>221849257
Good lad, enjoy x

>>221849252
There are runts who literally sit here all day getting baited by extremely low effort trolls. Biggest collection of thicko rubes on 4chan imo

>>221849282
/britfeel/ migrants the lot of them

>>221849252
To be honest sometimes redditors are so delusional it could actually be real.

>>221849209
Had a gf that lived in bethnal green in a grim tower block, walking up to the door once and an onion fucking exploded on the floor next to me. Scumbags 4 million floors up trying to brain me with vegetables. Nasty area.

>>221849276
women should be treated the same way men are for liking asian women when they do this

>>221849235
what happened what did I miss?

>>221849263
they was doing summat arching for artsy lenny kravitz yutes in shoreditch

>>221849276
Isn't the implication that she's a british woman who went to Sydney and missed British men while she was there?

>>221849307
yeah but the ethiopia flag is retarded

>>221849209
I was a muzzie and I hated it all

>>221849307
Ethiopia flag is a retard

>>221849305
applying summat percussion yeah?

>>221849298
Kids will be kids, lad

rorke listening to empire empire i was a lonely estate

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>>221849315
>>221849327
>>221849299
She's an Aussie who lived in England previously.

got the d>e>a>t>h>m>e>t>a>l by panchiko on

jeering and booing from the cuck chair

>>221849360
same lol

>>221849345
imagine rorkes outrage if he were black

quite a regular occurance at my toil is zoomers being brought on, being trained on their first day, listening attentively to all the training, then just never showing up again

to the extent that I'd say it happens once every 2 months at least

>>221849345
Kek fucking idiots. Was at a spoons once when fella I knew (bellend) set off one of these fireworks but smaller from the balcony and was surprised when he got kicked out.

>>221849142
they do it in shopping centres and airports and it's soulless

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ryIzwjxxYV4

>>221849345
scr

>>221849276
Incel reading: she's bragging about the number of Australian men she slept with on her holiday. The "missing British men" framing is irrelevant.

Playing Mass Effect and I’ve decided to romance Ashley for the first time. Don’t know what I was doing wasting my time romancing the autistic aliens on my other playthroughs when I could have had a fit racist tradwife. Some of the flirting has me wanting to rip my cock off.

>>221849380
kind of based

gymtoil then

>>221849380
Too spoiled int they. Back in my day we took whatever graft we could get and we did it come rain or shine.

>>221849330
Yeah but I wish they'd do it in whichever country their parents came from

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WrDHZcEyWEo

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done her

>>221849380
where do you work?

My Incel Opinion

got The Pains of Being Pure at Heart on

I heard Australian lads have small willys

>>221849429
none of your beeswax

>>221849380
Zoomers have too much respect for themselves to put up with shit toil conditions. I actually like that about them a lot.

>>221849449
Well also a lot are just retarded and don't understand how to work around people. Had to fire one once because he kept looking at his phone while I was explaining things to him, then he thought he could take his gf to the doctors in the middle of a workday without asking. Little prick cried when he got rid of him and then a few months later I saw him working at dunelm lol

>>221849445
cap. Strong positive relationship between vitamin D and sexual health. Vitamin D(ick)

>>221849449
incredibly stupid post

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>Too spoiled int they. Back in my day we took whatever graft we could get and we did it come rain or shine.

>Well also a lot are just retarded and don't understand how to work around people. Had to fire one once because he kept looking at his phone while I was explaining things to him, then he thought he could take his gf to the doctors in the middle of a workday without asking. Little prick cried when he got rid of him and then a few months later I saw him working at dunelm lol

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doing a read about this woman who got a fine for driving with a phone in her right hand even though she has no right hand and the police officer is doubling down saying he saw her with a phone in her right hand

>>221849478
You're a nasty twat

>>221849478
meanwhile the only job I could got is being a British Goyim reservist

>>221849478
>I saw him working at dunelm
That's only embarrassing if your company is a step up from Dunelm. For all we know you work at Argos.

bpCr

>>221849478
scrimgle

pooing a big poo

what's the next step up from Dunelm? Oak Furniture Land? Wayfair?

working class runt got a wee bit of authority and immediately abuses it to feel important for once in his life
sad!

the "saw him working at dunelm" was clearly the punchline to an elaborate joke you mongs

>>221849478
unc power tripping in his £13.20 supervisor role at the amazon warehouse

any ugly and wants to die man in

>>221849478
Sent that freak to dunelm

>>221848673
i never went to one, but me and some friends played halo 2 with system linked xboxes. great fun.

>>221849547
LOL

>>221849541
hs?

https://petition.parliament.uk/archived/petitions/45170

Look at what I just found

>>221848950
You will not find a single non-Caribbean person at the Arsenal parade

>>221849568
wonder who's behind this

>>221849548
Think I saw leftypol slithering around earlier

you don't hear about old people dying from hot weather like they do from cold weather

Dunelm! Because it sounds like Done 'em!

>>221849568
scream

here's a game, try to find the two petitions on the interactive map:
https://petitionmap.unboxedconsulting.com/?petition=45170

/brit/ sucks now because nobody appreciates my subtle references to previous threads

Does Argos still do the thing where you read the big catalogue and mark the item down on the slip using those tiny pens?

>>221849577
shit roaring bradley

>>221849594
dunno

>>221849594
nah all on tablets now

>>221849594
no that has been removed due to woke

>>221849571
I’ll be there

>>221849380
My theory is that social media is doing an absolute number on our country, including zoomers

In the past you didn't have other people's lives shoved in your face. You just watched the happy-go-lucky stuff on TV and you chatted to real life friends who had a positive view of you.

Now you have all this rubbish on the internet basically telling you that you're not good enough, you have to work out every day, you have to take steroids to get big enough, stuff like that. So maybe a zoomer turns up to a regular job and thinks "I will never be good enough if I work this job" so they quit and try to figure out something which will make them "good enough".

>>221849571
Me and my mates went and we’re all white. Sorry heatherpaedo

>>221849564
Shall be heading here today

Wald wald. Where did you put it? Batman and stuff. Blur eyes Germania.Dna and asmr... USA! 0. Deine cancer. Sufferover hell. Global British flag. I am here though. Hmm. Net. Money too. Exit in wgispers. Horror. Weather. God. Graves. Listen to this. Listen to MELODIC DIST PHONK by MELODICPLAYAMANE on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/T473ebZysLWIxAXtac. Show me something. I hat3 dog's voice. I won't buy at all. I can do jt. Holocaust ugly. Happiness. I am trying to survive. Witnesses. Too ugly sad. Roman. Sup. Rotten and bestgore. Sad sadness. Freedom too. Meaning. Hell. Don't buy. Human lives. God. Asking. Sleep. Actual hell. I can't see it. Liar for the devil own land. Far. Hairlings... Germania. Holocaust. Hell. God. Don't buy. Reply. Bye. America. Sad people. Hell. I can't see it. ASMR. Reply. Bye. So why jump?
So annoying... Don't buy. I am 22 ywar old. Why jump? I am in Egypt. Tricks and more. Bestgore.com... Paralyze... Attack? Why jump? ... Die don't share. Reply. Bye. Full relief. To god. Reply. Bye. To hell! With emojis. Reply. Bye. Heart attack. God! Bye. Madness... Reply! Bye. Great depression. Reply. Bye. Planet Earth. Great danger. Kid's alove and needs help. Hell. Reply. Bye. Hell... Rank! Mercy, mane. Hmm... Visible. God! Hell. God! Hell. Meaningfull. Make god sad. Show me something. Valhalla. God is sad! God! God! Creation. Truth. Depression to... hell. Ireland. God! Hell. Jesus take the wheel. I can't focus. I like Britania. Bigger. Mate! :(. I hate him. Hell. Holocaust. Shallow. Scandinavian refrence... Hunter! Yeah, I am rich. English refrence...Shagger. BATMAN is in the heart. Mars needs women. Irish refrence. Money! Only Irish. God! Catholic :D. Thor!!! 2026. Natural selection. Anglo-Irish. Thorson. Othen! God! Angelic. Irish. Celtic. Bye.

>>221849585
useless service. votes just map to population density. they should do a map per capita.

Putting my fingers up my arse and using them to order off the Argos tablet

did you guys saw my new thread

>>221849572
I bet it would get more signatures if it was opened up today.

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>>221849620

Just woke up to a series of massive bangs that sounded like explosions. I hoped we were finally being attacked by russia so we can all die. It was just thunder :/

>>221849609
that's your theory is it yeah

Why do students all shop at M&S and Waitrose? I thought maintenance loans were supposed to fund your studies, not a life of lavish excess...

Arsenal? More like arse doing a poo from it

Irish.

Anyone remember Matthew Ludford?

>>221849618
It hasn’t even happened yet nice larp lonely incel

>>221849637
why do you make up baseless assertions? let me guess, you saw some students shopping in waitrose? oh that must prove they all shop there! fucking mong

>>221849636
Yeah it is, social media is cancer, you can't even see the person you're talking to, it could be someone who hasn't left their bedroom in a week, or someone being paid by a foreign country to influence the UK.

>>221849638
ktim

>>221849568
>2 signatures
Rorke and his mum

>>221849638
arse anal SCROM

Child porn nude girl hairy pussy.

arse anal SCROM

arse anal SCROM

>>221849650
dunelm

Arsenal won the title. Your grotty teams didn't.

arse anal SCROM

finna learn some tiktok dances

Going through my /britfeel/ nudes album

Coming up with my next elaborate lie about how a man has mistreated to post on /r/girldinnerdiaries so I can get loads of karma and internet hugs from the reddit girlies

>>221849695
might do that too apparently dancing cures depression

nigga team named after gay sex

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Corrr, CORRR I say.

https://files.catbox.moe/xxdno2.mp4

>>221849660
lmafao

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what is even the point of this? gov will just say no. we already voted on it

fucking hell lads i wish i had a girlfriend don’t care if she’s fat or ugly just not both

Launching the nuclear missiles at Hull

>>221849709
dunno

>>221849709
>we already voted
We can do so again. Democracy didn't end in 2016

I promise you all I won't post for 30 days.

>>221849709
no idea

gf has never been interested in footy, ever, never heard her mention it a single time. yet she dragged me to the emirates on sunday because random people she knew on insta were going. never seen holloway road station so packed it was so grim and sweaty

>don’t care if she’s fat or ugly just not both
fat and beautiful ? oh my days

>>221849721
the votes for brexit will be even higher this time. everyone is fed up.

>>221849721
The petition is to re-join without another vote. Leftypol doesn't believe in democracy you see.

>>221849568
I actually think it's a good thing that wasn't passed. If it was then it would be a tacit admission that Jews are a race and not a religious group

>>221849729
sounds like you're wasting your time with that one

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>For the ignorant, muslims can pray anywhere so long as it's on a mat and they're facing toward Mecca

>>221849711
doing anything to get a gf aside from just wishes?

>random people she knew
random yeah x

fat and ugly is the dream

i'm high test so i like big women and ugly ones will never leave you

just need a 2/10 with a fat arse who will sit on my face every day

accidentally said biomass at toil yesterday, had to deflect by saying i was referring to restore voters. the cattle loved it of course

>>221849740
>everything has to go to a referendum
pretty thick aren’t you mate?

>>221849709
I will oppose it with all my might.

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>>221849737
You ain't black. We don't like them bony bitches

>>221849759
not really no. too scared to put myself out there. have terrible social skills

>>221849729
She's trying to get you more involved with your fellow white man

>>221849768
right well there goes the appeal to democracy

>>221849767
howling

>>221849740
eastern euros are 100x better than jeets and pakis

>>221849762
>i'm high test so i like big women
>i'm high test
mega cope for being a fat unlovable smelly autist yourself

>>221849737
Fat women can have cute faces

>>221849749
why’s that?
>>221849760
no it wasn’t the cronem ziedy it was random posh influencer slags. it’s become very “cool” to support arsrnal all of a sudden

>>221849778
right well stay alone and miserable then your entire life. but importantly dont bother other people about it so stfu

>>221849789
Not according to Nigel

>>221849710
BIG fan of watching forn celebrities tour our country
Griff Rhys Jones on Platform 9 at Roma Street

>>221849795
>social media obsessed trend following cattle
yeah wifey material that. get a clue

>>221849782
>democratically elected government does something
>”that’s so undemocratic because I personally didn’t like it!!”

errrr

>>221849768
I'm not your mate.

I'm the Englishman that's in the way of you dragging this country into further turmoil.

Off you pop now, Leftypops.

i have plans that i cannot share right now because the haters will sabotage me

I'm tired of being on the puter all day
I feel like shit and I'm scared of looking at the mirror

>>221849807
Can't believe people actually follow that mong

>>221849792
seeing those fat rolls above her smelly minge wave back and forth while youre shagging her? you like that?
>>221849795
i see, but im not ziedy though

>>221849802
no need to be mean to me

>>221849824
sc

>>221849836
pathetic little worm. begone from me

>>221849815
don’t think i’ll listen to what some random incel on the internet has to say about my relationship but thanks for the advice anyway lad

it's funny reading through these petitions
judging by the signatures, british people care most about
>trannies
>"animals" (ironic since there's basically zero concern for animal welfare as long as it's not cats and dogs being harmed)
>migrant hotels
>wanting free stuff for "mummies and children"

>>221849826
It's true, we will

Any air conditioning champions in? We should pivot the conversation over to the strategic benefits of owning an air conditioning system.

The belgian is telling on himself with that one

Going on askuk and riling people up about walking my dog in the heat

>>221849821
if that something is overturning the results of a democratic referendum yh

Tried to explain poo screaming to the toil girls and they all just stared at me as if I'd shat myself. Fuck my gay little incel life

a piece of my roomba broke off and it hoovered it up. self sucking little freak

>>221849883
he raped his own arse

>>221849824
I accept your concession x

>>221849881
Reckon that never happened

gave flyberg every chance to exit the premises peacefully but it refused to unfortunately has been KIA

really anxious about learning to dance tiktok dances

what if my mate who killed himself is laughing at me

Had horrific anxiety me but it got so much better when I moved out and started working full time, still a friendless incel mind