The Ottomans designed the steam engine 200 years earlier than anyone else... It was designed for turning kebabs
>>221850194Faustian
That's not possible, kebab is a recent German culinary discovery
>>221850194That's only because BMW wasn't invented yet.
>>221850194Its Shawarma actually
>>221850194Based, should have stayed that way, the industrial revolution was a mistake.
>>221850194Based Türks
>>221850194converting steam power into movement was known already since roman era>aeolipilethey didn't make anything out of it though other than a spinning sphere for show
>>221850194Didn't Romans invent electricity, but dind't know what to do with it so they just abandoned it?
The decline of the Ottomans is the saddest thing in empire history. Like they weren't overrun by barbarians, didn't switch religions, didn't have have mass plagues. One day they just decided that fuck having an empire we will resort to boipucci and ban science.
>>221850194The Greeks not only designed one but built several in the first century AD.
>>221851339You cant invent electricity, moron
>>221851625you are making it sound like there was industrial revolution going on in greeceit was a small metal sphere with water inside of it spun by the steam escaping from a hole after it was heated and this was invented in roman era egypt
>>221851339You can invent electricity, Einstein.
>>221851984Correct, there wasn't an industrial revolution going on in Greece, because they didn't care about anything other than the loftiest intellectual pursuits.
Should I order shwarma and/or Kebab tonight?
>>221850194Do you have any space left in Germany? Please let me in :(
>>221851508Turks are not meant to have empires, they are meant to live free and ride their horses and do whatever the fuck is that they want in the moment (usually pillaging, raping and murdering)
>>221852295>(usually pillaging, raping and murdering)and they eventually realized when they found themselves in their own, that above is the foundation of any empire .
>>221852887I am sorry, when my guys do it it's bringing civilization. When your guys do it it's lame
>>221852925>I am sorry, when my guys do it it's bringing civilization. When your guys do it it's lamewhat did you bring when your tribes arrived to Europe? betrayal of own faith?
>>221851257yea a toy like that has practically nothing to do with steam engines. tech has its context.