LOVELY FUCKING SOLID FAT edish
>>221851175what are you trying to say with thatdoing wheelies is much more impressive than showing your arse
Fed up of all this nanny state bullshit around crypto just because some stupid fucking idiot old people get scammed it’s not my problem
First for Portillo summer
there's still a /brit/ on /gif/
i love maya jama and olivia dean and pinkpanthress. hope the whole uk looks like them one day
RAPE BRADLEY WALSH
>>221851263Big legs on a woman are very impressive. Takes a lot of commitment you see
>>221851235If Sopranos were realistic she'd have been getting shagged rotten almost daily in uni
>>221851287
fucks sake ladsguy on myparkingspace cancelled my spot that i booked a month ago TWO HOURS before i'm supposed to park therenow i gotta pay £16 a day at some NPC parkingthe guy had the cheek to ask me to cancel it as well so he wouldn't get penalised
>>221851261prefer boring fantasy settings myself, everyone rips off tolkein because he was a fantasy genius, hate games like morrowind that try too hard to be weird
>>221851270that's it? it's fucking tiny. why should I even know that building exists? what has it done to justify it's place in my brain?
Sex with Mei
>>221851291The Hasidic homeboy slung one up her
>>221851290
>>221851291never even watched itJust love this chubby one's thigh gap
Have you ever notyiced how incredible hands are
>>221851304GREEN FOREST. GAY TOWN.
thought nicola sturgeon was dead
>>221851274whats it doing there then
>>221851354screaming at this
>>221851342quite good aren't theycan bash someone's head in but also type words
mad how when you see the way a person uses cutlery you can lose all respect for them
having a cup of tea and a bickieand if you MUST know the type of bickie, it is a humble arnott's venetian, though i suspect it has about as much to do with venice as i do with the hindenburg disaster
Everyone tryin to be trife, never face the consequencesYou probably only did a month for minor offencesAsk a nigga doing life if he had another chanceBut then again, there’s always the wicked who knew in advance
>>221851303Had this before where someone's asked me to remove the bad review I gave them because they fucked up and sent me the wrong thing. That's not how it works, do it right and don't be a cunt and then you don't get a bad review.
raping a battenberg
gfberg complains about everythingher body. Her clothes. Her job. At least I'm not fucking miserable all the time
Boiling a egg
>>221851404symptom of poor shagging
>>221851414that water isn't boiling so clearly you aren't
>>221851404She's unhappy with you but doesn't want to say it out loud to you so deflects to other things..Psychology 101
Mental to think that God allowed my internet to not work for the whole yesterday day while my cousin was trying to contact me to see her.This was such a rare occasion and God didnt allowed me to live it.
Might make two slices of toast like a mad lad
>>221851303I did that once, got to the guys house and a car was parked on his drive I knock on the door no answer, send a text no answer. I was in a rush couldn’t wait so had to park on the street got a £70 fine and the cunts excuse was he was in the shower
get the egges boiled. get the gfs shagged
>How serious is a referral to Prevent? My son was referred on Friday for memes he printed out on the school printer and posted up.
can't understand why people replay games, i'm about 95% through cyberpunk 2077 and it's taken me so long i doubt i'll ever touch the fucking thing again when i'm done with it
>>221851404get her blacked
>>221851434did you get a refund? if so, how do i cancel and keep my money? the guy won't do it himself.
>>221851306
>>221851425Curses, caught out by my own hubris
>>221851426>>221851417Yeah. Might be over.
yeah don't think i'll be having these any time soon
wait you're saying you trust some random paki to rent his parking space to you months in advance and expect him to honour the deal?
not surprised all of you have dead bedrooms when every posters always talking about having mutated non functional phimosis willies
>>221851458Raise a support ticket saying he's pressuring you into cancelling because he wants to
people are renting out parking spaces?What on earth
>>221851404genuinely grim situation to be indon't be the type of man that puts up with it for years on end
totalled my car and the insurance company are being twats so it'll probably be like a month until i'm in new wheelsimagine if i had a job, there'd be hell to pay then
>>221851379mum told me people would laugh at me at uni if i didn't use my knife and fork properly as if students were going to sit round the table having dinner every night
toilfu seems to be avoiding menot really on is it
>>221851484that's one bloke with many knobs
Get the Asians with big arses in
>>221851482they're really good m8 probably my favourite bickie
>>221851482right so it's a regular biscuit that's been spaffed on
>>221851379I have no respect for people who eat 'properly' with the knife in the right hand and so onI often don't even us a knife, just cut the food with the side of my fork.
might try that guy's favourite bickie
gymtoil complete
>>221851458How can he cancel your parking without cancelling it himself?I initially tried but then the guy started acting all jewy trying to dispute it and they were asking me for all types of info so I just took the L wasn’t that much anyway and I got the fine halfed to £35
right so that's a public school boys biscuit being gleefully eaten by australian men
>>221851540he wants me to cancel it in the app so he doesn't lose any money and i pay the fine for last minute cancellingclaims there is no way for him to do it himself
reckon insurance companies should be forced to pay out all claims immediately regardless of the circumstances or how ridiculous or seemingly fraudulent. end of.
mad how this parking service is so common place there are multiple anecdotes immediately posted and its something I never knew existed. I say mad but it's actually normal. this happens all the time in my little freakcel life
my blood has been sent to a hospital in Wythenshawe
I think this parking dispute gimmick has serious legsMight be Escortmong tier
Me credit card got blocked because I banged in the pin wrong too many times at maccies yesterday so now I have to go to an ATM and unblock it. Ah well.
Alsyia Liu in a maid outfit. Who says no?
>>221851590McScream
>>221851596Never understood the maid outfit shite
None of you nonces would last an hour in Aotearoa
>>221851587banal and likely to overstay its welcome?
>>221851566Of course there is. Just screenshot it all and send it to customer support
>>221851581I also had no idea about this despite being relatively normal (but still an incel)I just find a nearby car park and go there, whos fucking paying some random to use theirs
mad how bloody Manchester has bigger and more interesting buildings than the Sydney Opera House
>>221851514
>>221851582you've prolonged the life of an XL bully breeder's truanting resovoir drowning offspring
to the rapecopter
>>221851634yeah? that a fact is it?
>>221851644yeah the NHS text usually tells you in they've got an ASBO
rorke pummeling his anime girl body pillow whilst reading this
might travel to the Moon
>>221851678based
>>221851684nowt to do there
woke flowers have ruined everything
reckon if I had a car and mates and a reason to travel I would know about these parking services
>>221851678>violent people are violentmeaningless statistic
>>221851587If he doesn't just do the only obvious thing to deal with the issue that has been suggested twice and keeps complaining about it then we know it's escortmong
seeing all these people I went to school with on holiday with their girlfriend somewhere nice while I’m stuck in my childhood bedroom is exactly the type of motivation I needed to get up and hustle let’s go
just heard about black peoplewhat are they going to do about that
reckon tolkien had it right, moral complexity in fiction is overrated, i don't want to think about whether i made the right choice in a video game for example. if you want a morality system in your game then do it like fable or infamous where you can be a paragon of virtue or literally the devil with no ambiguity about it
>>221851306architecture isn't about how big a building is you stupid idiot pig
An XL Bully owner is facing jail after admitting that she was in charge of an out of control dog that killed a teenager.Kelcie Reed, 24, pleaded guilty to being in charge of a dog dangerously out of control, causing injury resulting in death.The XL bully, named Prince, fatally injured Morgan Dorsett, 19, inside a flat at Withywood, Bristol, on Feb 26 last year.Kelcie Reed (centre with black coat hood up) leaves Bristol Magistrates Court surrounded by friends
>>221851714Chelsea has always had virtue signalling gardens it's nothing new
Got "something kinda ooh" by sugababes stuck in my head for some unknowable reason. Now you do too.
>>221851730still a bit miffed that Fable scrapped that perfect morality system they had for the new one
>>221851628oh my days
>>221851678why don't they look into the criminal records of the leftypols that get arrested
arse has gone numb hopefully that's not serious
>>221851734he looks fucking nails
oh my daaaays senpaihttps://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/2059523588722479487
>>221851734>Kelcie ReedGypo
men.wikifeet.com/Bradley_Walsh
Quite a successful dunelm larp this morning, many (you)s for this humble weaver of tales
>>221851756More of an "about you now" man myself
imma firin mah laser
>>221851779thought it was a lezza
>>221851757i'd be more miffed about the sudden influx of brown people into albion
Most people go on holiday to take pictures of themselves on holiday to post on social media to gloat to (you). You're simply falling for it
going to buy some breadwhat type of subjects can i small talk with the lass on the counter
delivery still hasn't arrived yet
>>221851781The heat unironically sends wogs crazy
>>221851734of course they look like that
>>221851807Where's albion? That in Spain?
>>221851790dunelm sells (You)s now?
rorke still mad that the arse-pissed mate got more yous than all his posts combined and calling it "a larp"
wish more east asian came here. they all go to canada, usa and australia. all the ones who come for university and realise how shit it is and never return and tell all their mates that it's shit.
>>221851816The point is I couldn’t do that right now even if I wanted to
>>221851841you just revealed your own ignorance
>>221851818"Hardly any murders in the favela last night""Yeah I only heard the guttural death rattles of four innocent children caught in the crossfire"
>>221851781leftypol celebrating the diversity
Did they piss onto his arsehole and it trickled inside or did he physically put his cock in his arsehole and then piss?
>Declan Rice and his childhood sweetheart Lauren Fryer are reportedly set to part ways.>The British press reported that the couple, who have been together for a long time, have reached the divorce stage due to incompatibility.end of an era
>>221851886there she is
>>221851886her teeth are so yellow, vile
new hyperfixation on Declan Rice now I see
howling at you gullible mongs falling for that bullying bait. you're so fucking stupid
>>221851908That's what teeth look like when you don't whitened them you Americanised mong
>>221851883the incompatibility (cant fit through a door together)
>>221851925maybe I have been pissed inside and know it can happen so
raccoon girl detected
>>221851864
>>221851938Can you explain the logistics of it a bit more for those of us with inquring minds?
>>221851998requires at least 4 people. 1 - the pisser. 2 - the peeler. 3 - the piss recepticle. 4 - the ballast
>>221851883how can you be in a relationship for years then suddenly decide you aren't compatible
delivery won't arrive and Royal Mail website won't tell me where it is
To be honest, the Monty python biggus dickus joke isn’t funny. Don’t care about the behind the curtain ‘the extra wasn’t supposed to laugh’ nonsense. It’s not funny
https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1779830000408652.jpg
>>221852037Kek took me a while
>>221852033it's OK to admit you don't get it, see the romans name sounds a bit like "big dick"
been playing "this is the police" latelydidn't notice that the main character is voiced by the same guy who voiced duke nukem
>>221851730tolkien didn't hate moral complexity he hated fiction that didn't have a 'moral' at all
>>221852068that guy has voiced tons of game characters. Virtually every NPC in Opppsing Force is voiced by him for example
genuinely baffling how this mid hapa is still getting spammedyeah obsessions over random athletes isn't new but they usually end once the olympics is overthen again i remember the obsession over that one german eurovision singer lasted for years afterwards but at least she was actually attractive
when is this alysa person going to fade into obscurity
>>221852069so beautiful
>>221852069grim
>>221852106The bizarre thing is I thought chuds hated women dyeing their hair
>>221852106i dont think incels being extremely pathetic is baffling at all. this is why they're incels mate
>>221852069need to facefuck her
why do they use massive machetes thenwhy not something more covert
alysa liu with moles like poo
Shall make the BIG toast for lunch lads x
yeah im pathetic for wanting to have sex with pretty girl
greeted a colleague this morning (lesbian in her 50s) and she said "you're looking gorgeous" and I didn't know how to respond to that so I literally just muttered "so are you" in a really unconvincing tone
stop posting alysa. START posting olivia dean, maya jama and pinkpantheresss
>>221852164i am going to keep posting alysa
>>221852129my point is they usually forget and move on to someone else after a monthbut she has staying power
>>221852106it's one spacker trying to force a gimmick, that's it
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
Ringing up my local GP makes me want to kill myself, you have to sit through hours of waffling before you can even select an option. >Please call 999 if you're dying>Please do not abuse receptionists>Please listen to all 32 of the following options
>>221852164and raye
>>221852175And that person? Spaino.
>>221852173are you ever going to have sex?
>>221852162albion looking surprisingly chonk, I can assume we're being boosted by brown babies
>>221852202yes
>>221852175clearly not since i see her spammed on outer /int/ and other boards
>>221852211doubt it 2bh
The scran as it were
watched some network TV over the weekend while at mumberg's and it's awash in AI commercials, the majority of which are bragging about how it'll do a bunch of stuff that's fun to do anyway, like shopping or vacation planning what's the point of all this
>>221852098he's got some range on him, not like troy baker or nolan north where you can always tell it's them. they don't make em like they used to
Mad how my 8 inch peter will never see a vagina because it's attached to a mentally ill freak
>>221852223you don't think it's the same terminally online spacker?
I just want to say fuck you to every one of my ancestors who decided the south of England was a lovely place to live and the right climate for our genetics. I hate it here
>>221852224oh no
JBW is Law.BWC is Law.WMWF is Law.WMAF is Law.WMIF is Law.WMBF is Law.
>>221852248no because im not a schizo who thinks one person is behind each thing i dont like
don't even think she'd mid she is just test tube ugly
>>221852229needs just a bit longer in the oven
Hate it when people say shit like ‘I wish it was normal to turn to the fella next to you on the bus and just start a chat’ fuck off you lonely bastard. Don’t have a missus at home? Don’t have friends to chat to? I have my life sorted, I suggest you start making a plan for your boring bastard life or kill yourself and save us from your putrid presence
just signed up to allow doctors to inject me with mystery fluid because they're paying thousands and i'm desperate
>>221852267love this image
>>221852289sexo
>>221852270Moulded for BWC
e-celeb spammers are here, off for a few hours
>>221852278>‘I wish it was normal to turn to the fella next to you on the bus and just start a chat’Such an American takehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGc3zFOFI-s
rattled incels love doubling down on being incel freaks when you offer them a bit of feedback lol
>>221852308wish you'd be off forever
>>221852269I'm not saying it's some deep conspiracy mate I'm saying there are people here whos entire lives revolve around this website, they've got literally nothing else going on outside of spamming their stupid gimmicks on this Venezuelan pottery forum
>>221852278Evil emanating off this post
>>221850917he knows…
really hope elder scrolls 6 includes high rock as well as hammerfell because a big desert full of black arabs sounds boring, and could do with some spicing up by showcasing the homeland of the most generic western european medieval fantasy people everof course none of this will matter because the game will be shit, if it ever even comes out, but a man can dream
about half of those european and american births are browns
>>221852315this clip shite. terrible. unfunny. you can see why they don't make stuff like this any more. people moved on. people want something more than what they could offer.
that new bond game good then?
Alysa Liu bouncing on a girthy BWC bareback
alysa liu shags a bixsexual white rapper
my peng neighbour that has a even pengier mother was outside getting a ride and I know for sure that all she could think is how much a loser i am
>>221852363
Energy cap going up by 18% in July, it's fucking over. Broken country
Alysa appeals to me because she comes across as the kind of girl I could successfully chat up rather than some completely unobtainable gigathot
in bed slurping noodles like one of them slanty eyed buggers you sometimes see
>>221852405Labour are finished. utter scumbags
>>221852413this
>>221852363Lets watch the review. This will give us a dopamine boost that will help us to get a job to play the game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6-Ltl6KIgUWhat is the biggest UK game reviewer?
>>221851628would love to piss in this one's arse
>>221852403well that's going to underperform expectations then isn't italso heard bond gets lectured to by a woman for the first two hours about how he's a dumb man
>>221852363best game of the year mate
i swear no one ever used the term "crash out" until like maybe 2 years ago and now it's everywhere
>>221852405It's all Keir's fault
in the car farting
>>221852421next you'll be scranning frogs and whatnot
>>221852333I am an evil man who likes to hurt others, it makes me feel good. I’d hurt you if I could get you
Going to scroll through TikTok for a bitMake myself sick with envy at all the people having fun, travelling, making memoriesThen I'll come back to /brit/ and make some posts
>>221852445black men rule white minds
peng pootoil this one i just had, very zen-like
>>221852403hope it's like hitman and you can shoot him
>>221852024People change, Rorke
rorke thinking about black willy ever dayleftypol never thinking about black willy
>>221852471Unserious country
>>221852403Who?
on tonight's /brit/ menu we're have "Declan" Rice and "Declan" Curry farted on by Elton
>make a new Bond game>remove or change literally everything that made the Bond franchise popular>make all the women bland looking, stuck-up and cold>sprinkle in some wogs for no particular reason>wtf why isn't this game selling like hotcakes?
leftypol in the swan & pedos aking the barman for a water kefir
>>221852179London is a parasite on Britain and is the reason that insufficient investment has gone to all other regions. Londoners bragging about how rich London is remind me of neets bragging about being on benefits. Wales, Scotland, northern England were responsible for the industrial revolution. London is responsible for deindustrialisation.
>>221852508luv this little slampiggy
>>221852520plus it's hitman reskin that is inferior in every way
lads if you were going to prison do you reckon it would be prudent to grow a beard so you look like less of a twink and therefore less bummable?
>Reform spent £252,000 in the final two weeks of the campaign on its main Facebook pages. That spending was highly centralised through just two pages – its main party page and that of Farage.>Labour spent £276,000 on the platform via its main Facebook pages, but that spending was more spread out between its main page and those of its Welsh, Scottish and regional parties.Russian money being spent on Rorke's party
>>221852501betoota advocate is a shitty Australian version of the OnionIt's not funny because Australians aren't funny
Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner at a book signing event soon after being cast in GOT, 2009.
now there was a game
>>221852520Never buy new games anymore because it annoys me that they throw out free copies to all the streamers even ones with 50 viewers and expect everyone else to pay 60 quid
>>221852403just shouldn't reference anything from the internet post recommendation algorithmsit will always be out of date and gay
>>221852541niggas spend so much time there with no sex you could look like a strongman competitor and they'd still look at you like prime sofia vergara
>>221852541rather prudent
>>221852541i'd just accept that i'd get bummed, i'm a twink through and through
>>221852552better send off for pierce than die another day
they dont rape in our prisons. since they have regular sex with the prison guards who are all on onlyfans
getting cyberpunk rectal razorblade mods to protect my purity in prison
>>221852590and thats a good thing
>>221852590nowt wrong with that
>>221852552*does a gay mincing dance*give me everything or nothinggive me everything or nothing at all
i remember one thing that tate said that actually made me think some kind of wayafter he was in jail he said that most dudes basically do live in jailthat's what we all do - living everyday in our smelly incel roomsso you might as well do 1000 pushups a day like a prisoner would do
>>221852541speaking from experience there isn't nearly as much bumming as you'd think in prison, at least the UK ones. Most of the cons are absolutely terrified of being labelled a poof, you would think the overly campy ones would get bullied/assaulted but they're actually left to cheerfully mince about because even just being near them or communicating with them might get you labeled a poof. It's like school playground rules
>>221852551Carol Vorderman's MASSIVE
>>221852530Falling for a copypasta ragebait there laddio
corr>>30687790
>>221852611i want to sniff and lick her massive sudoku
>>221852608Woah that's deep
>>221852530This. Fuck London
>>221852566ever got your arse pissed
asking a woman not to shag this is just cruel and unreasonable
>>221852608saying most people live in jail sounds like the sort of cope only someone living in jail would come up with
>>221852643not that i know of x
Rupert Lowe just tweeted that he's going to put all the br*wns on St Kilda and airdrop Bonnie Blue in to keep them placated
Black pussy CHANGED rorke
Is parking a massive arse ache in every country, or is it just in this one where it's an extremely overpopulated neoliberal yank vassal state hellhole where everybody insists they NEED a car
>>221852669reckon he'll need lily phillips to make an appearance as good measure?
>>221852551>30Fucking hell women age like milk
>>221852669she's preggo and that box can only take so much of a pounding
honestly mental how carol vorderman managed to get away with presenting herself as a top mathematician when she got a third class degree, the lowest she could possibly get and still pass, and even admitting to having to work with aides on countdown
>>221852686I thought that was fake news
>>221852683I'm expecting Farage to suggest this in a fit of oneupsmanship
Get this lads: life is like living in a desert because your mouth gets dry sometimes. Learnt that after being in the desert briefly.
>>221852697She had natural talents
>>221852706not any more, bogged beyond belief
can smell a yeast infection coming on
The 38-year-old said: “Officers don’t run jails any more — prisoners do.”“When I was first inside, the officers were ex-Army officers or security guards and it was like a boot camp.“But now they’ve got young girls and 19 and 20-year-old guys working as guards and trying to tell us what to do. There’s no discipline.”“A lot of staff are corrupt and make more money from bringing stuff in than they earn in salaries.“They’d bring in phones, drugs, food, aftershave, sunglasses and clothes. I know of one who said he was £5,000 in debt. Prisoners said they could cover it and pay it off.“Next thing you know he was bringing everything in for them. Some staff will even warn you if your cell is going to be searched.”
added ten years experience in the gay man's mixed choir to my mate's cv
>>221852544Rorke loves the idea of handing this country over to millionaires, billionaires, and Russian oligarchs who would make life objectively worse for everybody in the UK who isn't mega-rich
moo deng poo peng makes you think doesnt it
it's fucking raining now is it, brilliant
why are there no biker gangs in the UK like in Scandinavia
>>221852684they do if they get surgeries to look like ghouls like she had
>>221852697It is quite funny how her endless meltie over the Tories and Reform on social media was only started because she was close friends with Michelle Mone and had a falling out with herShe was a staunch Tory before thenYou could say she got utterly mindraped by Michelle Mone
>>221852743woke wont allow it
>>221852703for me to live is to love and to be hurt yet i’ve never experienced love! ITS OVER
>>221852736is it fuck
need, NEED a beautiful gf pretty, big eyes, nice hair, elegantly dressed, soft voice, cute laughbut no matter what i try one simply will not magically appear into my smelly incel lifeperhaps a new strategy is needed...
big news lads
transformers are pretty cool
>>221852767this you?
>>2218527673 tons of coal have been burned to give us that answer.
big jewish noses sniffing up all the air
>>221852767>>221852801handsome fella x
>>221852767>>221852801s
im 29 years old
>>221852806need a jewess to stick hers up my arse
>>221852767just wanted to let you know that i have your full dox
>>221852836>>221852836>>221852836
>>221852801No way anyone this happy looking browses /brit/
imo give Lord Mone another £122 million of taxpayer money
>>221852720Holy shit lmao. She looks utterly bogged now
>>221852727What's even the problem with this, if they aren't able to harm people outside the prison? It's the point to protect the public?
>>221852736god I wish