pinkpantheress edish
>>221854505iconic
mental how she went from being a rather niche artist to mainstream pop star by just removing a "the" from her name
>So you call appetizers picky bits?>Yes, it's a regional dialect>Huh huh, what region?>Uuh, the north?>Really? Well I' from Yorkshire and I never heard anyone use the phrase "picky bits">Oh no, it's a council estate thing!
>>221854505Distracted by the bloke on the left nohomo
>>221854551Not in Yorkshire no, it’s a Geordie expressionI see
>>221854480Good job everyone's a rational actor in a crisis then
bbcing about
Your favourite accent, chaps?
>>221854551I wasnt part of last thread so dont know what this is referencing but Im in yorkshire and have definitely heard foids use the term picky bits
*sharp tooth sucking*
>>221854505here is that mixed race britain rorke is so scared of
>>221854567that's why they run campaigns to try and get people to remember it in the momenthttps://rnli.org/safety/float
>>221854584think that's a bit big for her
>>221854593pinkpantheress CHANGED rorke
gonna be a weezer n jack johnson summer for me
northern chads having picky bitssuvvern poofs picking bits of shite out of their boyfriend's arse hairs
fee fi fo fumi smell the blood of an englishman
What's your favourite part about a picky tea?for me it's the meats and cheeselove meat and cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Iz3WDDNq-Iit's lush 2 times lush
>>221854584erm..source?
>>221854584how small is this fucking femlet lmao
well that's a girl riding on a giant penis then
>>221854584i DESERVE one of these
>>221854623read this in an mle accent
>>221854584cockmogs me sadly
>>221854625what a experience
>>221854551Kek great post
heyyyyyy x
>>221854625I like his glasses and hat
>>221854542buying those clips is an unhealthy addictionjust like a drug addict or alcohol addict acknowledges it is harming themthere is a specific dopamine hit when you buy those videos knowing you will be tugging off to them
After being dragged out to sea by a flash rip current, Katie and Will thought they were going to drown. But Katie suddenly remembered a poster she’d seen at a bus shelter
>>221854625did he have tomorrow's today despite saying tomorrow's is for tomorrow? or has he dropped that and is just back to scranning it all with no excuse?
>>221854665hii
A calm voice in my head said: “OK, you’ve fallen into the canal. You know what to do, you mustn't panic."
>>221854613Which Weezer albums though? Not really willing to go any further than green and in an ideal world you'd stick to blue and Pinkerton
>>221854613cold beer on a friday night n a pair a jeans that fit jus' rightwell sir there's nothin wrong with that pardner
https://spectator.com/article/do-picky-bits-give-you-the-ick/Glad I'm not the only person repulsed by this word
forgot it was thursday today
Alexandria Daddario in true detective season 1
>>221854551well seymour you are an odd fellow but I must sayyou pick a good bit
>>221854725yh..
It's going to be a lonely incel boxroom summer for me (again)
(gay nigger voice) ooh more like icky bits
>>221854613weezer have always been the definition of a 5/10 band for mei really dont get people that absolutely love them
>>221854580you expect us to know the ins and outs of German dialects do you? huh???
>>221854730very peng
>>221854730for me it's the lass who wanted marty to put it in her bum
>>221854730Her eyes are too blue for me
>>221854625he's back his old ways then? a whole cake in 10 minutes the other dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF8xusf-oPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbD7VCGPOmMget on it lads cmon *does a little dance* get on it yes lads it time yes lads
>>221854580i like an east german accentwest germans sound gay
some random fucking Yanks earning 200k a year on some working class job like a mechanic or some shit1 in 10 yank adults are millionaires you knownot bloody fairnot one bit
haircut toil complete
my nora fawn sex arse is stuck in the straight of hormuzhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1779890653906934.webm
>>221854766i never look at her eyes anywayonly her tits
would recommend all of you lads to learn the heimlich manoeuvre because you never know when you'll have to use it
>>221854740big ktimmers on this
>>221854625keep in mind they're out of date so he'll be wiping his arse with a towel and then dipping it in the kitchen sink later
Can't think of anything worse than being on public transport in heat like this. I bet it's well grim
>>221854789you can make 100k a year just working as a shop assistant at that bucc-eys
Mihai- Patriot Ulster - Patriot Mikey - Patriot Heatherpaedo - VampireEmmett - NationalistSpaino - Mental retardBiomassposter- Eugenicist Employed Woman - A scary manCanslad - Retard Emmayank - Retard Belgiumnonce - VampireGingernonce- VampireHomealone - Next Level Moses
>>221854805how'd you get on big man
>>221854740Why not have yourself a Portillo summer?Explore the railways.Best part of a Portillo summer is the optionality it provides: British, Coastal, Continental, Australian, Asian etc.
>>221854820Did it during school. Wasn't that bad
>>221854809she's not even that fitcould snap her in two
>>221854809bloody mental how peng she is
can't set my Firefox dictionary to British English for some reason so I get red lines under my words often because they aren't spelled right in Americansuicide I think is the only way out of this
>>221854838he was a cocaine addict as I recall so we have that in common as well
>>221854819lovely
>>221854789they lie, thats the revenue before any expenses taxes etc
>>221854809She's just ok
>>221854845straight>>221854843bent
>>221854789A million isn't what it used to be my son, take it from me.
>>221854750>>221854710dont actually like weezer just woke up with Island in the sun in my head hip-hip
Wow and I mean WOW
>>221854843>>221854845>>221854866getting some mixed messages here. Anyway for me she's perf
>>221854820Still have nightmares of going out of London in one of those trains without ac at rush hour during the Olympics, was completely packed and some cunt had his smelly armpit right near my face
>>221854881Reckon he's happy?
>>221854868>>221854886that's because you're both virgins who build parasocial relationships with onlyfans whores
>>221854876take a million from you?alri, hand it over lad
stoner seasideMARK be like "that is kush and I mean kush"
Mihai-Ulster - Mikey - Heatherpaedo - Emmett - Spaino - Biomassposter- Employed Woman - Canslad - Emmayank - Belgiumnonce -Gingernonce -Homealone -rorke: vrei sa pleci dar numa, numa iei numa, numa iei, numa, numa, numa iei
I've found what women watch on YouTube
>>221854889>some cunt had his smelly armpit right near my facealri midget
>>221854886>>>/gif/30708437she is a sex woman if i ever saw one
>>221854903scrim
>>221854902said she's peng not that i want to fucking marry her
>>221854809she's built like me
>>221854899He uploads a video of himself breaking down in tears every couple of days so I'll wager a guess and say no.
>>221854809smiled at this post but didnt click the link just incase it's pornographic in nature >>221854829love this post Alright im off to work
>>221854909Almost been 3 years since Mihai passed
>>221854913looks like those weird moon faces
>>221854889i hate the tube because i always get mogged by some tall chad standing up holding the top barthat's where i like to stand
>>221854902if by parasocial relationship you mean wanking my willy silly to her tight little body then i suppose so yes
her bum is as flat as a fart and she's got no tits to speak ofyou just obsess over any woman
>>221854918alri I was leaking back on those standing seats, that’s my excuse
>>221854942We will remember him
>>221854954indian taste in women
films? onpenis? in handwank? started
>>221854934post your bum
>>221854886Nom nom nom eating her pussy nom nom
>>221854954that's peak thoughyou have indian brain
>>221854996indian post
wish I had rizz
>>221854986wierd cope for having low test
turns out lions are perceived as little bitches compared to us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLpQiiUv3As
>>221855001that's not how sex works you stupendous virgin
>>221854954completely untrue but you're probably just upset she doesn't have a cock, aren't you?
incels posting lust provoking images to get other men aroused. why are they like this? why dont they stop being incels? its weird
how the fuck did he know
Getting worryingly close to some nonce adjacent posts right now, reign it in
>>221855045>incels posting lust provoking images to get other men aroused.Always wondered why they do this.Very strange
you dont know hell until you've lived next to a feral family of the white working class in summer
reminder dont put old phones in the bin, they can start fires when the bin men collect them, when they get crushed in the back of the lorry. take them to proper disposal place stay safesave lives
>>221855045
powerful video xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLtnaeIVh2Q
>>221855045weird how random greasy blokes online have got me having a wank. basically done the wanking themselves
>>221855082don't fucking tell me what to do
>>221855082i just fly tip everything in 'mass areas. fuck them
was wanking this morning when i saw /brit/ on gif!imagine my shock!
>>221855082i just keep all of my old phones in case i "need" them for something (this has never happened and i don't know why i would ever need them)
>>221855045see>>221855113
>>221855082this is any batteries retard
https://voca.ro/15htxiJFhceF
>>221855082Why are they crushing the bin men in the back of the lorry?
>>221855084She's having a particularly hard gaming session on Tomodachi Life for the Nintendo Switch family of consoles
https://voca.ro/12VX6tcswNkO
>>221855045they are looking for validationthey want people to say 'corrrr shes hot you have great taste in women xxoxox'it's almost gay
>>221855118just keep the most recent one, breaking your phone and not having a quick replacement is a gigantic pain in the arse, trust me
Hello ladies
a bunch of prurient cretins festering in their grotty childhood bedroom’s like an open wound that’s been inflicted on their parents
>>221855082I've got all of my old phones never chucked a single one out
Fuck off! Go away! Get the fuck out of here!
>>221855177Ironic coming from you really spaincunt
>>221855100medeival doctor during the plague in the back
None of you have TikTok installed right? Chinese spyware of course
the incels get the tiniest bit of pushback and they all stop posting their whores immediately. pathetic lmao
https://voca.ro/190Mck0vwebs
>>221855177it's called failure to launch and it's not that big of a deal
>>221855196How lol..?Spainlad moved to another country and got married to a hot af fiery spanish lass
>>221855133unnecessary cruelty really must be a reform council
>>221855196not really
15 minutes from this second I'll be enjoying a 'za
any man in going to watch this tonight
>>221855207honestly and truly I do not and have never used itbut only because I know for certain I'd be sucked down the goonhole algorithm
>>221855082I'll do what i want thanks
Picked a piece of dead skin off my wrist but realised it was actually dried spunk
>>221855227my IQ is too high to enjoy football
bradford crew bradford sound
>>221855219You think his parents would be buzzing about him posting on 4chan all day and especially posting cp? Brilliant
https://voca.ro/1dqNU8zi8Cjj
>>221855227no i dont watch CP
>>221855227
>>221855045It's not that deepSharing is caring
https://voca.ro/1fNisYzl55ed
>leftypol: welby-cots! widdershins! you wambling piss-kidney!>rorke: nigger
>>221855227Nah I’m not a homo who watches gayball
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd4_neCGDGQ
gonna have to ask you lot to be a bit more entertaining cause this isn't cutting it
>>221855245Spainlad does not do either of thisHe’s rarely hear anywayProbably having a cerveza down at the playa tbqh
>>221855290>finbar: me fi ded
>>221854615oh, you're a northerner?
>>221855245some imagination you have there
THC gummy down the hatch
>>221855227yes lad>>221855241>>221855269>>221855274>>221855306neeks
>>221855227Yes I will be watching CP tonight
>>221855241It's actually incredibly complex and watching to figure out the tactics of each team, player movement patters, player traits etc etc is a lot of fun. It's very engaging. Seeing how one team will set up against a certain system.
https://voca.ro/1cRKL3SZ6rqa
>>221854766yeah?
when the blac k players with large arses move up the pitch you know youre in for a classic
Unpopular opinion but Spaino's posts were actually quite comfy.Something admirable about a /brit/ lad out in the world making things happen having fun.Oh and he was a /brit/ lad wasn't he? Yes, through and through.
slavic pussy in my face & on my dick
Goodbye.
>>221855269>>221855311>>221855346I suppose you thought that was terribly clever
Fat black arses on White willies
Think the anti-male normie shit has peakedStarting to be a bit of pushback over women spending so much time in misandrist femcel echo chambers online
I am a whore.
wahey
>>221855395yeah? when are they phasing out boring bastard like yourself
>>221855346Prepare to hear a knock on the door in a bit lad
>>221855374he was alright when he wasn't obviously trying to troll
doing evil incel stuff
>>221855375Don’t get the appeal with Slavic womenThey’re just weird looking Give me a fat ass German wife or something more exotic
>>221855409i was a trolley boy at asdaloved it was grim in the winter tho
want to go outside but i'll die
child pu
I am a whore...
>>221855349it’s became too chess like. there is no dynamism in it anymore. it’s just pass it around and wait for a gap in the lines to feed a ball through. watch a game from the 90s or 2000s and see how much faster and chaotic it is.pep ruined the beautiful game.
>>221855428katja kassin corr
>>221855425wanking isnt evil. it's considered horny
>>221855389yes i did
Ate a massive breakfast that would cause your euros to lose your shit lmao
>>221855331and I opened the bag to see that the bloody gummies have melted. Jesus Christ it's an absolute mess in there
>>221855409What degree do you imagine he did?
>>221855476we dont care
https://voca.ro/11QJMgjnS8co
>>221855476Corrrrrrrr what was it? Casey's?
>>221855478it lush
>>221855481degree in doing trollies
>>221855463There was a few others around thenluissa rosso, perfect build and appearance, and annette schwarz Was in Germany last year and they do tend to have pretty thick thighs. Shame they’re all weird as fuck
>>221855481his current job title is just 'creative' so i imagine some wank degree
https://voca.ro/1NhiLoXtCn4r
>>221855462Some teams play like that. Other teams are far more dynamic and hit nice counters. Bournemouth have been good to watch this season. Everton is always a lot of fun because they're very direct and physical. They lose and draw way too often but they're a team I generally watch if it's on.
do german ladies enjoy british men.
Imagine how good the Dark Knight rises would have been if Heath Ledger didn't kill himself
>>221855531they don't like british army man
https://voca.ro/1lquvhsoFRkB
wish everton got a boost like newcastle and villa
For me it's Charlotte from Sainsbury's
>>221855538Still would’ve been shite since Nolan’s a hack
>>221855557lovely
AI a bot sent some stuff to my friends so I deleted it.
do french and german women like british men
does anyone ever open egyptbot's vocaroos
Kek, still remember /b trolling the shit out of this clown back in the day
>>221855557>Aldi Price MatchEW sent flying
>>221855538haven't seen the dark knight in yonks but i bet if i rewatched it it would be shit
>>221855517shayna knight was another one from around that time i liked
>>221855557Do you know how incredibly weird it is to have this picture saved on your computer? Unrelentingly and irredeemably strange
Where do rorke's get their shopping? Iceland maybe?
flatberg always just stinks of my arse in this heat
https://voca.ro/1gYJAYDA9HdK
>>221855575if you’re tall and handsome yeah sure
so many people at the gym midday. don't these people have jobs? yes i have a job i just leave it to go to the gym and nobody notices
>>221855612WELL I AM!
>>221855604Tesco express at Esso petrol stations
https://voca.ro/19RD0aVA8bGA
>>221855557fit as
>>221855603it's actually not that weird at all
>>221855622big up yerself
Howling
>>221855616do you shower afterwards
>>221855635Charlotte and her parents would strongly disagree
>>221855603I just d/loaded it it's not hard to find
https://voca.ro/1aplttSvlxUb
>>221855616mind your own business nosy bastard
>>221855431Trolley boy at the Tesco I worked at was a jb shagger. Would get numbers from girls in the car parkHe was a bit of a handsome lad though so what can you expect
is trolley boy an actual job. like youre only on for moving the trolley and nothing else. because im thinking about employment if thats the case
>>221855662he also picks them up in his personal trolley
>>221855652yea
>>221855616I have the same thought when I head to toil in the morning and see people walking their dog. I start my workday unusually late mind you, I start at 10. I reckon it's all wfh managers with nothing to do all day (just like me)
I jacked off after I deleted it.
>>221855701shame :(
>>221855689I think they are called porters at Asda.
>>221855689Have you not seen trailer park boys?
>>221855689no mate you do a variety of things depending on what is needed of you
>>221855708some people ask their managers to make arrangements around daily activitiesall the mums at work start at 7 but take a break to go take their kids to school
https://voca.ro/13fZznroCzyl
>>221855689Might get a paper round myself, not sure if that's still a thing though or if they employ men in their mid 20s
black puh changed rorke
pov: you are rorke
The unemployed, alcoholics, angry loners
leftypol, rorke. smokes, let's go
https://voca.ro/1fJT5ct3MkpZ
>>221855786let's play a gamebogans or israeli settlers?
>>221855788Will I get friends if I get a job? Lots of friendless people with jobs here
https://voca.ro/1mZp80uLTYRY
>>221855786Jewish surfers?
The bf went on a lads holiday to Thailand...
https://voca.ro/1eO4wvqXdRdX
>>221855616I start work at 2pm.
>>221855817I used to be a toilsman and I was still a lonely freak
Started squeezing a bit of lemon juice into my water bottle to ensure I don't become stricken with scurvy
thanks for bringing me out on a date, rorke
>>221855864take your top off
https://voca.ro/1m35qlnrlwHb
>>221855864*does a bow*namaste
>>221855864No problem!*cuts to me spunking on her face in the hotel room*
>>221855878Um
leftypol left utterly speechless
>tfw no latex gf
>>221855853I imagine it would be the same for me
reading telegraph articles on why french women date british men with excellent glasses on my lenovo thinkpad with firefox in home
https://voca.ro/14s6EJ1W9PiS
>>221855864No proble-*slips on banana peel*
>>221855864Mad how that could very well be a skinny bloke in a wig and you'd never know
>>221855864are asian girls really that easy for quirked up white boys or is that just an internet meme
>>221855932leftypol surreptitiously adding free rohingya to his bluesky bio
>>221855853>>221855942yeah but you have to be friends with the people you work with even if they're people you'd never talk to in a million years without being forced to
here where you are standing the rorkes did a dance
Never fails to amaze me just how well and unashamedly women hide their weight in dating profilesWent out with one yesterday and she must have been twice the size of her photos
https://voca.ro/1jj6mqpOHsET
>>221855968did you do the needful
>>221855964Yh they see white boys as anime characters. White boy with white hair? You're Gojo from JJK
https://voca.ro/1n2YRMt0C7hW
you cant date east asian women under 40 if you have a beard or are balding or have wrinkles
for me it’s r/AnalDildoDispenser
>>221855995ahaha good one *walks away hiding confusion*
>>221855846God bless those Mexicans for taking out the trash
>>221855995Well this is my birth Cityhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patna,_East_Ayrshire
>>221856013obviously not true
>>221855990do they actually all watch animei thought that was just a western thing
Goodbye!
Putting gravel down my willy hole
we now turn to rorke the asian girl dating expert (in theory only) for his views from his smelly bedroom
>>221856035what's wrong with bricks
>>221855964What do you think qualifies you as being "quirked up"? Would you also consider yourself to be "lost in the sauce"? Please tell me what these terms mean to you
>>221856035get the brad pit gifs posted
Ok...
>>221855846the people mad at this were silent when an illegal cuban beheaded his indian texan employer in front of his wife and child
>>221856060see >>221856064
I was on whatsapp Jacking off when the bot sent it.
>>221856075shouldnt have employed illegals and forced his wife and kid to work
>>221856075it's simple! people don't care about indians getting killed. even indians.
>>221856041Yh
>>221856013I'm built different (I pay prostitutes to have sex in exchange for money)
>>221856124
wanking with sandpaper
>>221856075don't think they wereheard a lot about that one in fact
too beee faiiir I did see corpses on the road in india. people just driving past. saw it 4 or 5 times
Rorke moving to Brighton, buying a pair (set?) of jean dungarees, smoking rollies performatively, getting into 'the punk scene', turning down bumps of ketamine because he's scared of revealing his true self, having a gay experience with a twinkle wearing a lot of makeup because he thought it was a girl until it was too late.
60 (61 in 2 weeks) year old womanmental
