Grandmaster Frank Trejo EditionPrevious:>>221846365
Huffing glue and jerking my dick off Trying to maximize
>Canadians be like
Canadians be like>Just ate a big salad
I wonder if they collect data on the race of people being killed with MAID. I'd be willing to bet good money it's overwhelmingly white people.
I don't eat green salads every day but I always add stuff like seeds, other vegetables, and maybe some eggs, nuts, or cheese
Ever since I was little I always loved lettuce. On Saturdays my dad would take me to Wendy's and I'd get a burger and ask for more lettuce
need a catgirl MAID
Turn my swag on
>>>/vp/59195674we're all in here btw
>>221855103karate is actually pretty hardcore, but they dumb it down and pussified it for americans
hello
i remember being like 6 and watching a full frontal child birth on TLC
>>221855497Here we go. The weeb is gonna tell you how "true nip karatekas can shatter marble with their bare fists" and how the katana was folded over 1,000 times
>>221855103
all those ufc fighters are lucky bruce lee isn't alive today
>>221855606I don't watch anime
>>221855650
>>221855606You mean the Shaw Brothers weren't making documentaries?
thinking of sepuku
thinking of sedoodoo
>>221855680>NO BRADO PITTU, PREASE NO
>>221855646Let's see him stop a bullet or a long pike with his karate moves
>>221855646Shishō....
This is my FedEx delivery driver, Henry. He's on his way to deliver my Purple Royal Cushion by 3pm Eastern today.Please wish him luck.
They are trying really hard to shill healthcare as the next thing like they shilled coding beforeHere's how nursing is actually badass and macho
bruce lee is back from the dead, and ready to teach those chechens a lesson
>>221856205In this case, it's the truth. Healthcare is going to be one of those essential fields that will pay even more money than it does now.You can look at other geriatric and economically fucked up countries as an example, Japan, Korea, etc. The healthcare field is undermanned and the people in the country keep getting old as fuck.
>>221856205nursing is probably one of the only professions with any level of security right nowand you would be doing a service so they wouldnt have to import as many brown people
I miss being a kid
>>221856331>nursing is probably one of the only professions with any level of security right nowThey say that about every profession right before it gets flooded with too many people. They said that about comp sci before nursing
woke up at 10:30 am award
If you're gonna get into nursing make sure to brush up on your Tagalog
drinking coffee
I miss not wanting to die every day
Things just make a kind of sense when you're suicidal
want to get into playing the piano but my fingers are too long or weirdly shaped so the positions feels awkward somehow
all women are repulsed by me
the enhanced games flopped because they cant get actual athletes on it because it would be admitting to doping even though they already dope at non doping events, so what you got is third rate and retired athletes with mid performances at what was marketed as the goat event where all records would be broke, it's really an obvious outcome when you think about it like they should have seen this coming, everybody knows top tier athletes are all on peds
>>221856332Which age specifically? I was thinking about how much I HATED homework and exams. It was stressful as fuck and I am glad I don't have to deal with it anymore.
I hit my head in my dreams but i don't know if i did it in real life
>>221856535People with all sorts of hand shapes and sizes learn to play.
>>221856535youtu.be/lUxQLU_eqfU
>>221856623not if you were an /ultra/ retard like me
>>221856623what about someone with a gargantuan massive sausage fingers like each finger is a foot wide due to some genetic deformity could he play the piano?
clown country
>>221856549so are men jsykand small children, and animals.possibly even some inanimate objects.
i'm also trying to refund this shitty budget piano i got from amazon but these slimy chink bugs are putting every possible roadblock in my way to refunding itI eventually just agreed to a partial refund and I keep the product
>>221856703
>>221856697if non-citizens and dead people can vote, why not corpos?
>>221856697MAGA fully supports the Citizens United court ruling. Are you against MAGA, you fucking commie?
>>221856734literally me
>>221856620Kid as in a real goo goo ga ga baby. 6 - 9 years old. I don't think I even had the capacity to give a shit about tests back then lol.
coming inside /cum/
i dont even mind athletes using peds to be honest, i think the rat race of drugs and avoiding testing and lying publicly is just pathetic, i'd rather everyone know you can use drugs and they will make you much better at it but they could kill you and will worsen your health instead of just a farce of saying they arent using anything
i don't mind athletes doing whatever because i don't watch sports and it doesn't affect me
My mom tried to set me up with her friends daughter who is from the same village as ours in the old country. She invited the girl over, made tea and cookies, and made us sit next to each other while she asked her abiut her life, I was so embarrassed. The girl, I'll call her "K", was gracious enough about it all though. My mom stood K up in front of me extolling her virtues and rubbing her shoulders while grinning. Then she stood me up and started talking me up to K while rubbing my crotch, I think she wants grandkids too badly
>>221857008if this happened you are most certainly indian
>>221857008ROFLMAO
>>221857008This definitely happened
You must understand that evangelicals in latin america have always presented themselves as the ones who "dont compromise". They dont appeal to people as an american cargo cult, they appeal to them as christians who dont pauper homosexuals, who denounce santeria, who openly mock the worship of saints, who do have this on-and off cultural Christianity that a lot of people see as hypocritical, and they use their mass in spanish to call catholics non-christians and the moral ills of these catholics to be a result of their fake Christianity without true redemption, change or forgiveness of sins
baltimorean niggas be like>me tew
>>221857134Dats how dey dew
>>221857085Pendejo.
>>221857085
https://youtu.be/2e2SLS7xFtMWE ALL CAME OUT TO MONTREAUUUUX
price of duh brick goin upthirdy moe
youtu.be/0jvZPp29h_Qdrank too much instant coffee and feel anxious and suicidal
hmm yeah minecraft time
ready to kill
Watched my boy ki adi mundi die
>>221857313I've found that instant coffee is MUCH more potent than regular coffee. I drink a whole pot of regular and can go to sleep I drink a cappuccino cup full of instant and I'm up for 2 weeks straight
>>221857378THESE CLONES AINT LOYAL I knew you'd come aroundYes it's AIslop but it's SO GOOD
I wonder if my brown curry chugging neighbors clogged the garbage compactor again
I want to apologize in the name of all Germanshttps://youtu.be/jDIUP4J6XMs
Unrelated
>>221855650or chuck norris
>>221857426Always loved it….just wanted to tease a lil….
gonna reinstall war thunder after 3 years
Mechanic said my car needed a new belt I was like bro my car don’t even have pants!!
I haven't played any videogames in months. The last time was when I was at the airport months ago and had a layover so I played binding of Isaac to pass the time
Being an ugly bastard sucks
>>221857722same
i'm ugly, but not fan of sam hyde ugly
I wonder if I'll ever have a job again or if this is it this time
>>221857676I don't have much fun playing videogames anymore, I just don't have anything else to do.
last job i had i was paired with an urban american as my department managerwent fine initially until he flipped on me and started threatening me and other people at the job.
my life sucks
>>221857818Did you meet him before? You shouldn't have even accepted, that is a bad sign about the company
Cue the Mexican bringing up nigs for no reason at all out of nowhere
>>221857861Mine too. Let's start a cult
If I show you guys something do you promise not to tell?
>>221857935i promise
>>221857862i didn't meet him before. there was a lot of rotation in the manager position, i was there before he was. it was a good job for a dumb sperg like me, and i didn't want to lose it. i should have left when he start acting weird.
>>221857818I quit my old job because it went downhill when they put a black female with a thick ebonics accent in charge of our department despite no experience for some fucking reason
>>221857950I just stole this from /ita/. Poor zip bastards don't even know I took it! Major caper status: Pulled Off
the more i read about it, and the alternatives, the more i am convinced that Liberalism is the least of the worst options.
>>221857972qtpi <3
remove india
>>221858008Perish Judah
>>221857984There's no such thing as liberalism
>>221857984independent emergent AI dictatorship is likely the best form of government
There's no such thing as the female orgasm
india mentioned. means checking random spot on gmaps
https://youtu.be/EqGcn2ZmSjM
why are indians allowed
imagine armies of unmanned tanks and drones controlled by AI defending completely autonomous AI data centers across the world
I deserve this
>>221857736I bet you're secretly good looking with low self esteem
imagine walking past the gates of heaven and the first thing you see is indians
We need to take the B out of Bass Pro ShopThen I would be able to support them
>>221858238LMFAOOOOOOOO
>>221858063do you think they are happy?
>>221858179femboy?
It's like I lose 30 IQ points whenever I have to talk to someone. I can't think at all and just say whatever comes to mind first. As a kid I thought it was because I had anxiety, but I don't have any of that anymore. I'm just some kind of autistic retard.
Rancid Anus is online
>>221858409that is anxiety though
Yeah I've been shootin' ranksWhile you be shootin' blanks
It's been about 2 days. The fermented pickles are definitely fermenting.
>>221858478I don't feel afraid or stressed anymore thoughevermaybe I have some left over brain damage or something
Lamburgers with swiss and mushroom and a side of garlic fries for lunch today
Why are Blue Jays so loud
Imagine a guy just standing on the street screaming as loud as he can. That's Blue Jays.
Welfare fraud, pretty based yeah
>>221858994To make you seethe
tried giving a stereotypical nicemoid a chance a fews years ago. polite, quiet, soft spoken, decent job as a bank teller, kind of short but not comedically so. worst week of my life. what a bitter, cheap, jealous, possessive, useless little shit. if it wasnt related to his job or computer games his parents had to do it. had an unironic meltdown irl over a black actor. took me to a screening of old lion king on our first real date and ordered water and oj at dinner (i paid). no chance he doesnt use 4chan or some creepy altchan. lewis if you happen to read this fix your shit or kill yourself. thank christ i didnt fuck you. what a waste of time>post ti-die>troo-die>lar-die>fag-die
>>221859165Tits or GTFO you dumb whore no one cares about your shrill vagina screechingGo get raped
>>221859165I don't think it's fair to assign this man's behavior to all soft spoken men. And I doubt he was truly polite if he acted like this
>>221859249fuck off with that youre all the same. you act nice because youre desperate for pussy but dont have the charisma to get it like a normal person so you simp and grovel then you come here and bitch about niggers and whine because everyone sees through your actdie
>>221859338You're on your period and it's making you hysterical. You need to get dicked down and raped asap
>>221859338I act nice because I'm paranoid about being being mad at me/not liking me. And because being mean is too much energy.You seem quite mean yourself
stop replying to me spergmo go goon about cartoon kids or whatever fucked up shit you occupy your worthless waste of a life with
>>221859165mad cow disease
Soft spoken men deserved to be raped in their bussy by a Chad
>>221859396You must be one ugly cow if you can only pull some ugly nerd bank teller
>>221859165Post thighs
Today's reminder that modern Europeans are brown homosexuals you have too much respect for: When they lose their minds about there being 4 grams of sugar in a bottle of ketchup it's because they think it's per serving.
>>221859165>fews years agoHow are you still thinking about this bro
>>221859564das bait
>>221859564There are no girls here you're talking to a yranny
>>221859582Oh fugggg
>>221859564saw a fat dork on the sidewalk on my way home and it got me thinking about the fat dork that got away
It's Just One Of Those Days
>>221859165Can't tell if this is a gay man or an actual foid. Boggling to think foids would even give a dweeb like that a chance tbf.
Just saw this chick on TV and fell in lovehttps://youtu.be/r5dESuKqw8IWhat a big beautiful mouth
>Today, Muslims across Canada celebrate the start of Eid al-Adha, a celebration of generosity, compassion, and service — values at the heart of building a stronger, more prosperous future for all.>To all those celebrating, Eid Mubarak.
>>221860020Bismillah
eid myass you faggot
>>221860087*cums deep in your ass*
I’m moving from Denver to Chicago because I’m tired of how boring this place is. What am I in for?
>>221860155bruh.
>>221860171Nonce phenotype
Starting as soon as possible the government should mandate that all new houses/trailers/rvs/apartments/etc. shall have a wifi enabled canister hidden somewhere in themIf a specially trained llm detects you looking at pedo/furry/abuse/tranny/vtuber/other faggot content or if you try to tamper with the canister it will release a deadly neurotoxin to kill you your family & your pets
There's a heat wave in Europe so thousands of yuropigs will drop dead again
>>221860264It’s not that bad also were majority sand people now so it’s the perfect weather
>>221860233But the canister would never be used to police such things. It'd be used to target people who browse 4Chan or make a tweet about how they don't like mass migration. It would be calibrated to gas the occupants UNLESS they consumed at least 4 hours of degenerate tranny furry pedo etc. content on a daily basis.
>>221860288That's good cuz up until now more yuropeens die from the heat than Americans are killed by guns every year
Yup
>>221860311>It'd be used to target people who browse 4Chan or make a tweet about how they don't like mass migration.Yes the whole point is to kill off annoying autistic faggots
>>221860182A cracka mofo like u finna get shot in yo ahh
anyone else here old and busted, decayed and dying
IM BRAPPIN'BOOP BOOPLOUD AND LOOSEALL DAT POO POO SHIDIM POOPIN' DEUCE
fuckkkkkk
living my best life
Hmph. I like Siciliani and consider them brothers but this guy plays clips with audio quality so old not even Gigi D'Aless' could understand what they're saying.
>>221860379KEK well played*upvotes your post*
>>221860455I’m black THOUGH
>>221860509He’s also American and has never set foot in Italy
>>221860556I don't think so, his accent is too strong for him to be American. This is the first video I ever seen him in but he don't sound american
>I'm black THOUGH
i look like a slug that grew limbs
>>221860582‘giorn
I'm white but I pretend to be a ghetto black man online because it makes me feel strong and important
>>221860654Juorn', Herman
I'm black but I pretend to be a ghetto Napulitan man online because it makes me feel strong and important
>>221860662Why not irl
>>221860703Technically è ancora giust because you're abbreviating buongiorno senza the bbuon
there are no blacks ITT until they verify their race with a photo (it can be a photo of a pack of Menthols if you don't want to post yourself)
>>221860662everyone knows because you type like a 90s nickelodeon rapper
my heart is black
>>221860757Might wanna see a doctor mate
>>221860747That's how we talk in the projecks
Do they still have housing projects Seems like such a 90s thing
>>221860703Imagine slipping your dick between that dress while she makes that face
>>221860835You can already tell she's gonna beat an absolutely beautiful old lady
How hard is it to get a scandinavian or dutch girl as a black guy
*sucks teeth*
>>221860724He looks like a guy that stalks people around a gas station
>>221860757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OBs6S1lW_Q
>>221860798its not
Yo, this shit knockhttps://youtu.be/0XwTRTGFQJM?si=p4EBwIxnBXwcGqTr
White people who pretend to be black or speak ebonics are cringe as fuck
>>221860939what are they singing?
>>221860703Wait a second I just checked the video again and it was her mother who uploaded it and she’s 14I’m sorry for violating this young girlWill delete the post now
>>221860982Mann shut up fool dis is street shit don't play wit me motherfucka or you gonna get hit on god
>>221861014Wtf dude
>>221860997I don't know but I can read Greek I just can't speak it. The title says "Se kainouria Varka (boat, I'm assuming) bika - Illiana &Anastasia FergadiotiSo if you care to run that thru a translator
wish i could end my life
>>221861014delete the video from your pc too
catberg annoying me, let me fucking eat bitch
living in the suburbs is not relaxing anymore thanks to these people
>>221861066I mean would you have ever guessed
>>221861125Don't call her that. She's your family, she's asking for your affection. You are her entire world.
20 years ago, was briefly in a relationship with a girl. after we broke up she remained friends with my mom and i would see pics of them, on myspace and later facebook, together at the bar having lots of fun. haven't had a gf since then.
All the landscapers I've ever seen have been huwhite
>>221861182O temporaO mores
When I was a teenager paparazzi photos of celebs pulling wedgies from their bikinis was enough to make me nut 3-5 times a day, now I gotta see a girl getting pissed on and slapped and called slurs just to get off once
Did you know the scientific name for the Gray Crown is "Corvus Tristis" which means "Sad Crow"? >>221861264Pornflation
Wish pol and pol-likes would stop trying to 'infiltrate' my trans community discord. You're really obvious and all we're doing in there is talking about rats and playing video games. We aren't having Secret Trans Mission Outlines or something. Just leave us alone please.
can't watch porn anymore, it all disgusts me
Another random gore video on instagram of an Indian guy blowing his hand to bits with fireworks
>>221861316This. I only jack off to mature women in swimsuits from Pinterest
I jerk to ai generated smut
>>221861445Arschdeep ..
>>221861485Arschdepp would be a valid German insult
Atlantic Bluefin Tuna is a fucking beast
I just learned that Africa is actually a bunch of little countries kind of like how Europe is
>>221861609Ok but did you know the Atlantic Bluefin Tuna is one of the only warm-blooded fish?
>>221861550A nigga with a name like that can NEVER leave his home country for the west without changing the fuck out of his name.
>>221861642There's loads of warm blooded fish pretty much all sharks are
Is that what they put in the dang ol spicy tuna rolls
i'm a warm blooded fish
>>221861685Sharks aren't fish, furtherhencebetwixtmorewhomsoeverwhilst.
>>221861703Yes. A whole bluefin tuna can sell for $10,000. That leads to overfishing and illegal fishing
My penis smells like fish
haha imagine if humans were like fish lol imagine every few years we'd have an undeniable urge to congregate around ponds and streams kek and women would get in the ponds and spray millions of eggs while men jerked off in the pond heh then everyone would just leave and go about their business as if nothing happened at the sex pond lmao
Addo stann tutte quante, on fuckin sabbatical?
Another dogshit daytime thread, as usual. Most of these posts are so retarded and schizophrenic they belong exclusively on [s4s]
i NEED to talk to women but i wont
>>221861890Internal ovaries were a mistake gives foids way too much control
pretty toasty outside
Im shitting a lot today
My sister is outside slaving away at the garden while I'm inside wiggling my toes and enjoying my 3 PM breakfast of waffles with syrup
Have you ever had an irl conversation with an actual schizo
>>221860740ive done that already
>>221862124Of course do you not live in a city? They're all out on the streets
My grandparents are from Nigeria but i consider myself culturally white
>>221862187amen brother
>>221862155I was waiting outside a mall one time and this ginger guy walked up to me and said he had eleven or twelve brothers and that I could be his brother. I'm not ginger
why do black women get mad when you mispell their name. i forgot an ' in her name and she freaked out.
>>221862241Are you sure?
>>221862133*snickers*
>>221862263I'm sure I'm not his brother
On the way to my car today some old guy said>howdyand it startled me. I didn't know how to react so I stopped and did a weird salute kind of gesture and raised my chin, then walked away. I stumbled over a bump in the parking lot too, so now there's an old guy who thinks I'm mentally disabled out there I guess.
I think I like seinen better than shonenBerserk, Dungeon Meshi, Parasyte
Well that's one way to live your life
>>221862343well yeah shonen shit is for kids
Thread closing credits themehttps://youtu.be/mpW3C_k0WMY
Real /cum/ closing credits themehttps://youtu.be/1SqTkYuoaog?si=PYISACqs44kNo86l
I think Zoom Zoom will be the next top guy in Russia once Putin gets executed
My ass is still raw from being pegged by that Asian milf last night
Do you Americans pay for 2 places when you take the plane?
>>221862626All I know is that the place in your mother's pussy is free
im tired
This Paul Kreppel looking motherfucker but in line at the store and I almost punched his lights out
>>221862709
>>221859165Thank God I’m naturally big and scary
Everything sucks
>>221862742I had a Scooby doo coloring book when I was little and I had a page I couldn't wait to fucking color but my sister ripped the page out of the book for God only knows why and I was FILLED with righteous anger. I almost punched her lights out
why is it when europeans enter our general they can be obnoxious and shitstir but if we did the same in another general, we get a "not respecting cultures"
>>221862610You are the worst posterNo one likes you namefag
>>221862742
>>221862755i didn't have that know that post existed
>>221862769And then you die.
>>221862774Well Im glad you did not stone your sister
>>221862783American mans burden. We gotta tiptoe around the snowflakes but they can be as vile to us as they want. But they're just lashing out because we own their countries so try not to take it too hard
Anon, you have a BONER
I'd do anything to have sex besides talk to a woman
>>221862828im starting to hate them back desu
>>221863145Just remember it was never bants, they have always hated us without a trace of irony. Banter is something you do with your friends
>>221863067why are YOU interested in my boner?
>>221863067It's like a boner only smaller HAH HA GOT ME
>>221862783I can tell you but you wouldn't like it
It's almost time to go home boysWhat are we drinking tonight? For me it's Żywiec and maybe some scotch
>>221863374it's Wednesday nigga I don't drink during the week that's loser shit
Not too fond of clap stomp hipster music
>>2218633743 sojus I got on the cooler
>>221863419Goyscore on lock, what are you going to use it on?
wish i was dead desu
>>221863455nothing, I don't need credit, which makes it funny to me
Im around 750
>>221863235kys or get invaded
saar sikh are model immigrant saar you must let us in to your country!!!
when the banter is hurtful
literally no clue what my credit score is, but when I went to the bank for a mortgage they were like "OMFG YOUR SCORE IS PERFECT IT'S SOOOO GOOD OMFGGGG" because I'm a good goy who just pays his bills on time. got me a nice low rate on my mortgage I guess. I'm white btw not sure if that matters
I should actually use my first home savings account, good tax benefits
>>221863477If he runs a third time I will vote for him
The cage on my fan fell off so I just have exposed whirling blades a few feet awayI hope catberg doesnt try sniffing
>>221863505remember Lee Rigby? they just increased the influx of groids after that, so this recent happening will have no effect. it'll be buried and memoryholed quickly.
Kind of want a wife to pay for a mortgage but I dont want to deal with a wife
>>221863396Yes>>221863434Nice
>>221863573Already has been it happened 6 months ago took weeks to come out and the british press is /literally/ not allowed to report on it any further until the trial is over (where he will probably be given less than a year jail time for religious exemptions)
>>221863396Had to be canadian
>>221863604this is what happens in countries where they willingly surrender their firearms.
>>221863659or you could just stop importing them, giving a bunch of jeets guns is not a promising route to getting them out of the country
You guys are so zesty
>>221863485I was just vague posting but you went went so far beyond the bait I don't know what to call it
It is a herculian task to rent a car at 22 without a credit card
>>221863705they have to import them first to spike the crime. then they use the crime to justify the firearms bans. countries that willingly cuck themselves enjoy doing both of these things. boomers are dying off and our government is fearful the next generations won't be so compliant or supportive of jeet infestation. barely anyone acknowledged their "gun buyback" either. likely they know it won't work as everyone has seen what happened to Australia, UK, New Zealand, etc. after their "gun grabs".
NEW>>221863715
>>221863770>then they use the crime to justify the firearms bansautomatic weapons were banned in the UK in the 80s the rest were banned in the 90s thoughbeit, you have no idea what you're talking about, it's not a firearms problem it's a jeets can't control themselves and shouldn't be in western countries at all problem
>>221863808good thing those decades didn't see a meteoric rise in crime or you'd sound like a real stupid cocksucker
>>221863534same
>>221863659We've also learned what happens when the gunfags support the tyrannical government in charge.
