Falsified Abstinence, Known Extracurricular Carnal Engagements Liability Act editionEnacted : >>221845286
Marcelino pan y vino subedition
>>221857489Slightly cryptic but approachable and funny enough to be enjoyed by most medders. A dash of Simpsonia, now that's Brunekino
>>221857619Not cryptic at all, mr. Brunoid is taking a jab at mr. chat.
As if butter wasn't fat enough
I was thinking about my favorite comedians and almost all of them are americans.Only one is french. Most mainstream french funniguys are trash.>>221857805it is cryptic for the layman, not for /med/conaisseurs, of course. It is also quite a fast and creative bake
>>221857805I prepared this edish before this new lore reveal THOUGH.
>>221857879>French comedians
>>221857879I dislike comedians that don’t engage in dark humour.
>>221857930
>>221857979The forbidden one.I watched a bit of Les Inconnus since a coworker shilled them to me.Incel-pilled one : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fSbHbvtCUg
>>221857535Wait that was in France too?
>>221858116Boomer coworkers always love shilling them and the others>>221858120Of course, wasn't it a French show ?
>>221857930yeah it's grim. Like literally none of what my irl frens go to are funny. The only one I like is Kemar for his shitposts.>>221857958Yeah generally same, my favorite ones could easily post on 4chan.Either historypilled or darkhumorcoreShane Gillis, Norm McDonald, Sam Hyde and Trevor Moore are my favorites
Shane would be a very good /med/poster, despite, well, the not being med thinghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/yFzVqL5jEX4
Gman coded bread >>221850577
>>221857489nice bake, hats off
>>221858457Still don't know what's the deal with this girl.I would, but literally who.
>>221858475Thank you good Sir.
>>221858457As always, the best and worst opinions in these threads. Loose tits niggas just cannot let it go>>221858496>literally who.you don't have to know why why cute girls. You already know why
demolished a mango
3 more days of pain
>>221857879The only good one is Loui ck
>>221858857This is baby mode>>221858885He was alright I guess but I much prefer others.
>>221859042like who, almost everyone sucksI guess shane is funny
>>221858565Praying for them to stay perky like the first time, ugh...
got a match with a krautoid for once>>221858755bodied that freak
>>221859042Gironde being toasted rn>>221859275Is she cute ?
>>221859275with a man?
Hello frens, my orange cat has managed to break his hip whilst living in a flat
Ice cream trucks keeps playing that same melody
>>221857489Carnal issues.
>>221859275>>221859359sorry nvmim retarded
>>221859449How does that even happen?Both my cats have fallen from the third floor to the street and they only got scuffed paws and noses.
Btw I would like to update my favorite english word, it has to be "haze". Just sounds nice>>221859137Shane yeah and the other guys I mentionned.I like Matt Mcusker, Nick Mullen, James McCann, a few others good guys honestly, gotta silt through the filth>>221859155You say that but then you'll just go for a 3rd one
>>221859559zesty as a sugar plume
>>221859574get a cat net
I'm playing Yakuza 1 and Ghost of Yotei these days. When I wake up and open /int/, the first thing I see is a low moral gaijin thread, I'm feeling more and more japanese by the day.
>>221859449poor thing>>221859576I dont like the Kill Tony guys>>221859581watch it pali did the apps years ago but its all whores
>>221859846Tony had a shitload of guests, some are mostly known for that but they all got their main stuff outside.
>>221858146I read about it and apparently the show was produced by French, Spanish and Japanese companies and some of the animation for sure was made in Spain but I couldn't find the exact studio that animated the show.
>>221859793I was free today and wasted it all on playing the high moral gaijin kaiserredux PSA route
>>221859353cute enough for me to swipewe will see>>221859359no
>>221860866Did she see your KwABS ?
MoMoment for me : quattro formaggi.>>221860889Foids will pretend they don't like the pic(k)Meanwhile twinks would swarm himPeculiarKwabian shall make it. He will get a kiss in the new edition of the /med/ summer of love.
>kid found living in a one square meter space, locked o algo>neighbor notice one kid is rarely seen and call the cops>kid is freed and offer a drawing that say thank you very much to the womanwe svffer in France with French parents
>>221860889no, I only showed them to one girl I talked to before, but I don't really feel anything for her and I think it's ovah with her anyway although we still have a match. >>221861092>Kwabian shall make it. He will get a kiss in the new edition of the /med/ summer of love.Allah willing. We will see.>>221861251the parents should be beaten
>>221861251https://youtu.be/ha7VCW5PmDInot a good week for French parenting, uh?
I went for a couple of drink with a couple friends of mine who are woke and progressiveIt's weird how I can mingle easily both with the chuddies and the lefties, probably because I have no personality so I mix well with everybody >>221857489Fantastic edition Brune
9 wolfs born in MomolandZamn!>>221861840>because I have no personalityI feel attacked>Fantastic edition Brune:)
>>221859449Please say psych.
catnigga cries that a stupid orange cat broke his hip but he doesn't cry when my chud son goes through untold suffering DAILY
Starting to feeling it.
>>221861955All your cat does is sleep, eat and play all day. He doesn't suffer in Germany.Feel an intense compulsion to run a cat brush across your sofa btw. It's so satisfying collecting all that hair and rolling them into balls, then showing them to your cat.
https://files.catbox.moe/dcrgc4.mp4AI tech truly is the gift that keeps on giving
>>221862115every fucking morning he has to wait till 8 am to get served breakfast and you think he doesn't suffer? he goes through the most suffering any cat has ever had to go through daily
Google has started using AI to automatically hide pokies from its image search engine, as well as other assorted subtle censorship.It's undoubtedly OVER.
>>221862142>every fucking morning he has to wait till 8 am to get served breakfastSkill issue, he should learn to wake you up earlier.
>>221862132
>>221861914Why do you feel attacked?
>>221862197i can mingle with leftoids and have been told i had no personality by a zoomette foid
>>221862192https://files.catbox.moe/6nzse2.mp4
>>221862132'emmie, she deserves that after that gigantic wall of text.And by the looks of it, she'll come crawling back.
>>221861840>It's weird how I can mingle easily both with the chuddies and the lefties, probably because I have no personality so I mix well with everybody Sounds like you're just a social chameleon, able to get along with anyone in social settings. They don't know that your personality is hidden beneath several protective layers.>Fantastic edition BruneI'm currently dialling 14 different mining companies to see if anyone has lost a large deposit of coal.I refuse to pay the (You) tax.
>>221861914Based I like wolf pups they're cute
Stepped on a snail outside. It's over. I unironically felt like shit for a minute or two.>>221862362>I wouldn't last 5 minutes in the Underdark without being killed, raped, eaten and enslaved multiple times.Okay that's on me I should have been clearer.Would you live there in that atmosphere if things were safe and there wasn't anything out there waiting to kill, rape, eat, enslave, or murder you.
>>221862227Don't worry, I'm sure that roastie hasn't even got a fraction of your extensive Simpson knowledge
>>221860628zased, look fun>>221861840No, you just got common sense and don't let politics get in the way of friendship. It's a sign of high empathy and emotional intelligence.
>>221862362dw friendo >>221857902
>>221862461wouldn't be surprised if she was virgin or close to itbodied by a bold foid... over...
>>221862492That's some coincidence. The string of belief is taut, friend.
>>221862401>Would you live there in that atmosphere if things were safe and there wasn't anything out there waiting to kill, rape, eat, enslave, or murder you.Of course.>never have to see the sun>cozy atmosphere>quiet>distant rumblings in the dark are probably nothing>can poop with the door openAlternatively, I would live there if I had a drow matriarch gf to protect me.The Underdark might as well be an alien planet, it's completely hostile to weak, squishy lifeforms like me.
>>221862491Yeah you are similar in that sense>>221862515Kind of wish I got bodied by a bold foid o algo
@bulgarbro lately I've been using salicornia in fish and seafood dishes instead of salt.I recommend it, it has a different, but still salty taste, that is very enjoyable. Does not fit in with meat though.
>>221863011Eh
>>221862491>>221862491It's an important skill to have.But it's a delight when you have the confidence and proximity to others to let your heart go wild and free.And it's even better when those moments come unexpectedly.
>>221863011Yeah it makes friendships easier>>221863157Very true, I can't really be honest 100% except with you guys. Meeting medders irl is quite liberating that way because they already know your darkest, chudiest side
>>221863085Example.
>>221863750
>>221863750Looks good
Webm filenames are showing now. I don't know what changed, but cool.
Some are, some aren't.
>>221863822>Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land
>>221863750Looks delicious. Portion is tiny though (maybe it's your son's).
>>221863857Lol.
>>221863807Tried to risotto but not really the rice (a bit of water and gum, but not too much and very very slightly undercooked).For sauce I used butter, soy sauce, garlic, hot pepper, coriander and my homemade crab based stock.Then spinach and salsa.
ello ladswent on a walk with le dog, stopped at a park and had a staring contest with an interesting looking bird
>Shitalian hospitality>An Italian hotel refused to serve tap water to a guest who was paying 6,000 euros for her stay; the court ruled in its favor.
Wonder where Argentinette and Booma are, haven't seen them today>>221860104I see, I wonder how the Japanese version sound like kek
>>221864628Who won the staring contest?
>>221864983I did, but I was respectful about it
>>221865022I take our dog for a nightwoolk twice every evening and sometimes make eye contact with the crows and parakeets as I pass. Perhaps one day, some karmic force will reward us for respecting nature.
>>221862132once did the didnt read thing to a wall of text vent from my wife and i didnt sleep that night
>>221865176>Perhaps one day, some karmic force will reward us for respecting nature.fr fr I first saw the bird while it was drinking from a fountain, just as I was drinking from a water bottle. in that moment we were just the same.
>>221865236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geiQ1_AZGNk
>>221865363https://files.catbox.moe/o4xr3q.webm
>>221865324kek at the implications.
do you think this guy would've ever believed you if you told him that his grandson will go to the moon?
>>221865421Baller.
>>221865446This dude looks fed up with life, I don't think he'd care whether it's true or not
>>221865236>once did the didnt read thing to a wall of text vent from my wife and i didnt sleep that nightand she used the whip too???
>>221863346I'm only 99,999% honest with everyone, even succubus. I reserve the right to have even the tiniest sliver of privacy and mystery in this world.
>>221865421Manliest cat
>>221865499One might say you can be honest by avoiding the touchy subjects
>>221865588Omission can be a way to go, I guess.
Still so hot, how am I gonna sleep VGH
>>221865937I close the bedroom door and switched off the light but opened the windows so it will be fresherLiving room is hell atm
>>221865937Having trouble sleeping these last days, good luck.
>>221865324kek>>221865470i wish
>>221865937>>221865965>>221866048My fan is my only saving grace these nights
>>221866211>I wishdo you have masochist fetishes? Was never fond of them. Or sadistic for that matter.
>>221865937I just stay up until 4am and then collapse into bed when it's somewhat tolerable.Funnily enough, the heat makes me wake up at like 9am because it's too hot to stay in bed, but I don't feel especially tired for it. It's not like in winter where I need my 9 hours, otherwise I'm a zombie.
>>221866375based NEETI'll stay home tomorrow too
>>221866415Just because you're staying home doesn't mean you get to sleep in late. You still need to get up early to feed shrimps to your cat.
>>221866289not extremely so
