I’ll be going to Beijing to study Chinese and find a Chinese wife
why?
>>221861951Chinese wives are the best. They’re the right mixture of sexy and intelligent.
>>221861928This is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
this but with Vietnam because they're the Mad Max version of China
>>221862367I love Vietnam! But don’t think it would be wise to learn Vietnamese
>>221862394>But don’t think it would be wise to learn VietnameseThey use the Latin alphabet. I don't know if I'd ever be able to parse a Chinese newspaper even if I tired.
>>221862467*triedwtf I'm not even using a phone either
Used to screw around with someone else's wife who kinda looked like this.I remember her telling me something like >"I had a customer today who insisted I was Filipina. It was like being back in Xochimilco - all the stupid cunts calling me Chinese. Do I sound Chinese to you? Do I fucking look Chinese? People need fucking glasses."In hindsight, yeah, she kinda looked Chinese.
>>221861928chinese, japanese and korean women are best
>>221862467yeah but if you can speak Chinese people are like, damn that’s cool. If you speak Vietnamese they’re like, why? And accuse you of being a pedo
>>221862541for me it's learning Vietnamese and pretending I don't know it so I can eavesdrop on my mother-in-law talking shit about me