let's say you're taken back to the year 1810 and you have the opportunity to say ten or fewer words to napolean. since he doesn't speak english, let's say he has an interpreter. through some magical ability, you know he will take whatever you say seriously. what do you tell him and why? you will be transported back to 2026 when you finish speaking, but if he acts differently because of your advice, the world might be different.hardmode: no "don't invade russia" or anything like that.
>>221870342Ok
>>221870342The british empire will surpass you and youll die alone
Export opium to China.
>>221870342Make sure Josephine burns the letters after reading them.
>>221870342I beg you unite the Italian States into one entity
>>221870342Deport all Jews to Haiti, especially Adolphe Crémieux (14yo) and his cliqueHe would get it
>>221872385Ungrateful cocksucker
>>221870342Invest in Bitcoin
>>221870342Don’t invade Russia, retard.
Don't attack Spain and Russia
>>221870342Unironically try and convince him to accept Frankfurt proposals
>>221870342Stalin has less merits than you
>>221870342Try to cool tensions and befriend the British
>>221870342Nice outfit, fag.
>>221870342They will remember you first as a manlet regardless
>>221870342I wouldn't say anything to him, I would sit down and listen to what he had to say which no one did
>>221870342What does her unwashed snatch taste like?
>>221870342Kill yourself
>>221872385Based
let's say you're taken back to January 2022 and you have the opportunity to say ten or fewer words to putin. since he doesn't speak english, let's say he has an interpreter. through some magical ability, you know he will take whatever you say seriously. what do you tell him and why?you will be transported back to 2026 when you finish speaking, but if he acts differently because of your advice, the world might be different.hardmode: no "don't invade ukraine" or anything like that.
>>221877243Dont go for banan>>221870342Stop going to war
>>221870342Industrialize immediately; strangle British finance through continental banking and global insurgencies.
>>221870342Can I get my own little noble title? Pretty please?
>>221870342You will never be a Roman.
>>221870342Blutcher will arrive early slay the *nglo dogs before 16:00>>221877243Funny monke
>>221870342>since he doesn't speak english, let's say he has an interpreter.I talk to him in italian and tell him to fuck himself
>>221870342i don't say anything at first and draw him a map with big germany and france splitting large parts of europe between themselvesthen i say "don't attack russia, germany greatest ally, send jews to madagascar"p.s. i don't care if he gets fucked by germany, his fault for believing me
>>221870342Britain funds every coalition forever. Defeat their finances and avoid Waterloo. Preserve the empire through diplomacy....and don't invade Russia.
>>221875968I recognize this, have a (You).
March on Moscow will be a disaster, winter in Poland.
>>221870342Pull your hand outta your vest you look like a faggot.
>>221870342Try Invading Britain again, it will work this time
>>221878043If Napoleon had won the battle at Waterloo he still wouldn't have won the war. Anglos love pretending that they saved the world, but the French chuddy had more than one battle ahead of him.
>>221879189yeah but the subservient continentals would have just given up and let france dominate them if Britain didn't give them stacks of money
>>221870342Don't trust Poles, they will betray you
>>221872385I kneel, fuck that balding midge
>>221875968You will never be german
>>221870342POLSKA GUROM
>>221877243he has to obey?"kys"
>>221872385KEK
>>221877243Don't be a bitch, nuke Berlin.
>>221878509interesting proposal
>>221879189who else would there be? the fucking ottomans?
>>221870342Stop after the 1813 campaign or prussians will become germans and we'll have to deal with their bullshit forever
>>221870342here! Printed out hundreds of Wikipedia pages about how modern weapons work, good luck
>>221879189I don't think historians take waterloo seriously just larpers on the internet, he was well and truly defeated the first time, waterloo was just one last little rage at the powers that be that even napoleon knew he was unlikely to dig himself out of
Since he was italian, a corsican genoese of florentine ancestry, i can talk to him with no issue. As for what I would tell him >sei più alto di quello che pensavo
>>221872385BASED
>>221881103...literally every great power? He was already defeated at that point and all the other countries of the coalition had been reinstated. The french were tired and didn't have any money or men left to go on the offense, and the coalition powers would never have given him time to lick his wounds and try again later. If he won at Waterloo there would have been a second battle, if he won that a third one, if he won that a fourth one...
>>221876621>>221879975Go look up any major UK city's racial demographics before boasting so much. Both of your groups are on a countdown clock nigga
>>221870342Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
>>221881428I think he could've managed a defensive war until the coalition members start bickering against each others
>>221881428i'm sorry i misunderstood the post. i thought they meant that if napoleon had defeated britain he would still have had more enemies, but i think they meant that if he won at waterloo he would still have more enemies. which is definitely truu.
>>221882922Doubt it, if it were anyone else in charge maybe, but Napoleon specifically they all feared so much they were willing to put other matters aside, there's no way they would have just let him be. And at that point he didn't have the resources to fight multiple armies, even if he beat 1 army, 3 more would he marching on Paris regardless
>>221883334During that time it's not like you had more than 1 army, that's why when Napoleon won his battles he walked straight to the capital and won. I'd say that he could've get at least an unstable peace and buy enough time to rebuild the army and set up defences during the months/years it would've took the others to rebuild
>>221870342"execute Fouche and Talleyrand"
>>221872385
>>221870342Invade Ukraine>>221877243Invade Ukraine
>>221877243re-read Crime and Punishment, you're not Napoleon, now eat banana
>>221870342Be careful in the east, normalize relations with Spain
>>221872385bodied that manlet
>>221870342in the future they will make fun of your height if you loose to britain you should step your shit up man
Seek Christ. Your violence only inspires an even bloodier butcher.
>>221875577Stalin is the greatest figure in all of history and I’m right wing.
>>221887495Answer that, faggot. This is a serious question >>221887106
>>221887825european right wing is lefter than american left>oui oui I am such le fascist radical I only support handouts for 95% of immigrants instead of 100%
>>221888240You didn’t understand Stalin. I started understanding him very loosely at 25, at 30 I reached closer to the truth and I’m 32 and finally get it.
>>221870342I’m gay
>>221872385Goddamn anglos.
