Prev >>221870820Brian edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_F6rkdWY5Y
>>221872154I inspired this edition
>>221872154
>>221872171Congratulations
imagine me cracking tranny skulls open with a machete
Brian is a based satanist dunking on xtians rn
>>221872180Thank you
Shit thread
Sleeping with the window half open on summer night is good sleep
>>221872179for me?pic relatednow DISS kittingtonn*gga hella gucci no cap
>>221872197what if bugs come in and bite you
>>221872197nah nah nah HERE is the factsgenerally you are either biologically male or femalegenerally in the scientific definitionin general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkIn7S4mZX8
>>221872203Its called a screen
>>221872198
>>221872209I'm a he/they
*starts playing the bongos*
none of us are actually autistic, pretty much no one claiming to be autistic on the internet is, real autistic people are the sort of niggas to butt in to peoples conversations and keep saying unfunny jokes even though no one laughs, like no social compass, no self awareness, we are kind of the opposite of that, too much self awareness
>>221872236HEY SHUT UP
I was diagnosed with autism thoughever
>>221872241thats because of women in the work force
>>221872241all autism diagnoses after 2013 are fake news imo + 99% udders too
>>221872189I would also go to comedy Central and binge old south park episodes while I played counter strike source zombie escape
mom deadass bought great value toaster tarts bruh
>>221872271Could have avoided this problem if you purchased your own groceries like the grown ass man that you are
>>221872241My math tutor told my parents he thought I had autism but they never bothered to get me checked
>>221872261back when south park actually had SOVL and wasnt just "talking heads controversy of the week"
>>221872278who said it was a problemwho said i even caredprojection much?
>My math tutor
>>221872272PHWOOOOOAAAAAAARRanudda kittingtoni used to own
>>221872261rember dey used to have dat site wiv all episodes like before like the internet was invented and shidd
>>221872203well at least we know you're not using a VPN.
i have 3 options before me, study for some mid tier normie job until i pass it and work like a normie, pick coffee beans or just not work for the rest of my life
>>221872291What's the issue tissue
>>221872271what even is a toaster tartlikewhat actually is itwhat category of pastry is itlike wtf is it actually?im assuming a pop tartrember havin dem on usasickly swee
>>221872304I remember, I spent my entire 4th grade summer on there
>>221872314youre a fucking NERD, thats the problem*hoists you up the flagpole by your tightie whities*
>>221872154test
wt oind of moron thought toaster tarts should be marketed as a breakfast foodwhta kind of fucking breakfast food isa toaster tartmindbogglingpile wt the qctial fuck
icles
This image absolutely cracked me up
>>221872331Your reward will arrive in 7 days
>>221872312harvest coca leaves and make cocaine for the cartel
mexico
>>221872329If I was a nerd I wouldn't need a tutor stupid ass
>>221872349what did you mean by this
>>221872360Pronounced MeHico
day of the flush when?
>>221872361dont call me stupid, mister "I need a tutor" stupidass
>>221872347phwiarjust realized its a wapu wiv fing on his head
>>221872373You needed a tutor but your crack head parents couldn't afford one
rememver when punks wrote songs about people staring at tv sets or having tvpartiesnow no doubt those saame punks are boomoids glued to phones wathcing tucker carlsonbloody hippocrits innit
>>221872343they're actually the official breakfast food of /cum/
>>221872367
>>221872394thats not honey bunches of oats
Do you want to see the jeet marketing video insta put on my feed because you can see her very pretty bare feet in the first second?The algorithm really knows what you want it will give you the most random videos simply because bare feet appear like this one German second hand vintage store that apparently got absolutely flooded with views once they started using this cute young woman to model their dresses barefoot
>>221872347
>>221871077FRIDGEFRIDGEFRIDGEFRIDGEWhat's wrong with WW lovers? East Asian women don't have fridge bodies like that.
fink tutorng should be bannedlikeits a scam and liemakes people appear smarter den dey relly areits dishonest and makes society more efficient by increasing likelihood of people going into jobs they not smart enuff to do or that is not optimal for their actual level of smartness compared to udder drones in society
>>221872394phwoarypu know whati do like a strudelwiv the floofy cream
>>221872410Unless it's East Asian feet, no.
having long hair is actually annoying as shit if you dont have asian tier straight hair
My pussy is so pretty
look if you arent actually a woman dont pretend to be one
i'm a woman no matter what you chud incels say
>>>/soc/35068363One of my favorite /soc/ personalities diss wun
every FUCKING time I microwave a frozen burrito in the microwave, it bursts open and spills all the cheesy goodness on the paper towel its sitting onI have had ENUFF
>>221872419They’re all Latinx doe
Start talking about politics
>>221872515post their butthole
>>221872524The Bolivia situation is crazy man
So is this unc gathering state fair in DC real? Someone posted an image in the last thread or whatever maybe longer ago The commodores, Flo rida, Milli Vanilli, etc
>>221872394Elton
>>221872531Don't have it lol, add him and request it
bf just said mac from always sunny was handsome pre plastic surgery
>>221872394reminds me of r/CumOnFood
Ts harhttps://youtu.be/Ym_ZOY-lHv8?si=pIaD_JHpDx6qsWEF
>>221872577Why is that something you know ofSus !Tells me more about you than you think
>>221872568when was the last time you had sex with bfberg?
>drake
>>221872568he looked better before
>>221872565hi
>>221872535jasonesque
>>221872591Tuesday, he was up late yesterday playing WoW with his guild so we didn't do it last night we probably will tonight though>>221872598yeah pre-plastic surgery (I think he was just average before but he does look worse after)
>>221872628how many times a week do you have sex?
>>221872621That is jason his mom got him on meds and he's normal now
>>221872641I think this is the part where a giant native guy smothers him with a pillow
Smoking weed.
>>221872636Don't you ask this a lot... the answer is still it varies by how busy we are but multiple times a week
https://youtu.be/osdoLjUNFnA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eapdLqrxH_0found an album that sounds like Mt erie + bluegrass
7% tallboy so you can't see up in my window
Ok so far very meager reply rate I must be doing something wrong
>>221872701How's your preggo gf?
>>221872705As nonexistent as ever
>>221872699WHAT A LIFE
>>221872705He made it up
finna boof some weed and goon
>venturing to /vg/ to get my Jason updatesthis sucks
>>221872670pretty sure ive asked you only once
>>221872726holy fuck nigga, get a life. You are OBSESSED
BODY AT THE BEACH DOWN AT COPACABANA
niggas really stalking jason, the barrel really is bottomless
>>221872751I stalk you
>>221872641it may be an old jason pic but that's not his keyboard
>>221872726Here's an update from me
>>221872759oh yeah? link a post i made outside of cum then
do canadians have AC?
Weedman is winging my way.
>>221872787yeah
Kino alert!https://youtu.be/p0PFiDBxoy0
You guys are literally my only friends. I really do love you guys even if you don't love me back and at times outright hate me. I don't know where I'd be without this site.
>>221872787In a lot of places, the building code now makes it mandatory to install mini split heat pump systems, which have dual heating and AC functionality
>>221872824mini splits are nice. idk if they should be mandatory...weird though since europoors are so aghast at the thought of AC
In the past couple days on twitter I've seen some European superstitions about AC that make the Korean fan death myth look rational
Jill Biden says she was "frightened" by Joe Biden's 2024 debate performance, thought he was having a stroke
>>221872844yeah eu twittertards are very against AC. it's very strange
>>221872844Germoids be like "hurr is bad for le environment durr" like switching from nuclear to coal isn't worse
Isn't everything some form of theft really everybodys picking each other's pockets
what's up with this
society is collapsing
>>221872844>>221872866>>221872869I think it's weird that American chauvinists mock Euros for dying from lack of AC as if our country isn't home to the fattest fucks on Earth that gorge themselves to death by the hundreds of thousands annually.
China produces more emissions than the rest of the world combined. Unless they cooperate we're fucked no matter what we do.
>>221872815Are you for real
>>221872880Are they calling them autistic
Taylor Swift song – You Belong With Me
>>221872883I think you're extremely low IQ.
>>221872701
Sometimes I fantasize about being the woman when I watch porn
>>221872880Soldiers on vacation? Idk
>>221872896most troons do
>>221872883Good post
>>221872887>Are you for realSadly yes, this is actually me. The more I interact with the "real" world the more I hate everything about it. I have two coworkers my age at my job and one of them is some neutered soi cuck that whines about Chick-fil-a "tasting like homophobia" while the other is some retarded Pinoy that agrees with whatever the last person told him.Neither of these people are sentient, intelligent beings aware of themselves and their surroundings. They aren't even people frankly. There's more humanity in this shithole than there is in the real world at this point.
>>221872895don't moan
Taylor Swift – You Belong TO Me
i dont really fantasize about being anyone specially not in porn, i just watch
>>221872901hope you're trolling here
Just tried sissy hypno. It's actually really really hot.
>>221872912That's because people here can express themselves without being judged
small penis haver hereeveryday is a living hell when you have a small penis. everyone around you knows you have a small penis too.
>>221872922I have no idea i haven't really read about this. Are they full soldier uniforms or is it just like generic camo?
>>221872883of course normal people mock euros for dying to heat, stop being a fucking retard. AC isn't some brand new technology that they can't use, it's been around for decades.
>>221872920I think of my favourite female celebrities:>Lauren Mayberry >Taylor Swift >Amy Lee >Alexis Krauss I also think about Hayley Williams but I only like a few Paramore songs. Also they're all musicians I guess.
Anyone know of a good MtF bottom surgeon in the San Francisco bay area?
Just noticed all my Lego Star Wars sets are of bad guys I'm one evil mother fucker
>>221872934>of course normal people mock euros for dying to heatIt's literally just a cope for the U.S being far more of a shithole by finding a single tangential aspect of Europe that's worse. It'd be as pathetic as Brazilians mocking Europe and the U.S for not showering enough and thus not being civilized o algo.>>221872928>people here can express themselves without being judgedThe thing is those guys started acting like that the second we got out of the work environment and went to lunch. That was their true forms.
>>221872968lmao you're fucking retarded. literally brain dead IQ
>>221872966not like the good guys have anything worth building besides the millenium falcon
>>221872931yeah too bad there are no procedures to enlarge one's penis without great risk to the participant and definite permanent damage down the road
>>221872966>66dubs confirm
>>221872966How many people did Vader kill btw?
>>221872968>the second we got out of the work environment and went to lunchSo what you only truly see someone's true form when you are close friends
>>221872977a few billion on Alderaan
>>221872977>61 billionI should really start reading my copy of Dune
>>221872975If you have a foreskin you can just stuff stuff in it to pad it out, sorta like how foids pad their bra
>>221872974The new x wing set looks cool....>>221872976Based
I've been on 4chan for 15 years and only ONE of my posts had been screencapped
>>221872984The 61 billion number is cited in Dune Messiah. One day soon I'll read Children and God Emperor.
Ate too many chips. One of the most under-discussed problems with being alone is having no one to hand the chip bag to and say "get these things away from me!"
Chik Fil A is pretty good, though it's kinda lame you only get one sauce with a meal and the sides are too small I do like that there stores are always cleanIt doesn't feel like stepping into a crack den like a lot of fast food joints feel these daysc
>>221873010chips and smokes, let's go, let's go.
>>221872705Sorry boomer coworker made me install instagram on his phone and it took a whileShe’s doing surprisingly good despite being 38 weeks pregnantLittle to no pregnancy discomfortsObviously the belly is very big and makes it difficult to move around but it’s mostly the heat that’s giving her a hard time rnCould happen any day now, she’d officially not be a preemie anymore since Monday Actually the entire pregnancy was smooth sailing must be because we both don’t drink or smoke or anything apparently it’s the father’s jizzum that is responsible for pregnancy sickness type shit so my healthy cum made for a smooth pregnancy
>>221872972>lmao you're fucking retarded. literally brain dead IQIf you put a gun to my head and asked me if I'd rather live in Phoenix or Madrid in summer I'd take Madrid every single time. You would too.>>221872978>you only truly see someone's true form when you are close friendsYeah but a first impression in a liberated environment is everything. Somebody my age soi'ing out over a fucking slop dealer and another guy my age saying proudly that he didn't start paying attention to anything going on in the world at all until 3 years ago were very blackpilling and nearly ruined my day.
>>221873018What's the temperature in your part of Deutschland?
>>221873018Post pics of her belly prove that she is real and not just your sick fetish
>>221873027>nearly ruined my dayyou are way too sensitive holy shit
While talking to the coworker I looked down at my Uniqlo U AIRism oversized crew neck tshirt and realized there’s a fucking dried cum smear on it LOLoff to the toilet we go for a little sink scrub
>>221873013they always give me like 3 sauce packets
>>221873027just put the fries in the bag lil bro nobody cares
Have to drive momberg to work in 4 hours fuck my life
>>221873041did NOT need to see this
>>221873041germans are subhuman
>>221873041Lick it clean don't waste the protein
>>221873027those are not your choices so it's irrelevant.euros are fucking braindead retards who die from heat for NO fucking reason, simple as.
>>221873048Don't be rude shorty
>>221873041no way wtf
>unironically responding to z**m^2
i love talking to zoom zoom, one of the last posters who actually puts effort into his posts
>>221873041LOL
>>221873079simp
Am I the only person that doesn't have apple pay?
Indian people die from exposure when it's 10°C out.
i think i am pregnant
>>221873038>you are way too sensitiveI'm tired of living in a city and country filled with complete fucking idiots who dn't know their asshole from a manhole. I explicitly got a job where I did so I could be with people that weren't retards where I'd wrangle actual retards with them and bond over it, and it turns out they're all just Brown and/or gay versions retards.I'm not even a particularly smart, knowledgeable, or special person whatsoever, I just feel like Luke Wilson in Idiocracy.
>>221873114i wish
>>221873121mazel tov!
>>221873108I use Google Wallet because I'm not a user of toy phones.
>>221873108I only use my credit card never used google or apple pay. Just don't like the idea of paying via my phone, can't say why but i just prefer the card
>>221873079>hisyou like her yet won't respect her pronounscurious!
>>221873129Same but my brother wants to pay me and I don't know how to accept any money
>>221873129I use my phone to pay for shit like 100% of the time now.
>>221873028Hovering around 30C but it’s going to cool down starting Sunday with RAIN finally
>>221873135Just use venmo or cashap
>>22187313730 is pretty bad. It's about 16 here rn but it's 11pm.
>>221873147I don't have those either. I'm like a boomer and don't use any cash apps
The guy had cum on his shirt why is nobody saying anything
>>221873122How do you feel about brown people
>>221873168It's useful for things like that sending small sums when you dont have cash on you
>>221873108NoI don't have any apple devices so I use zelle, cashapp, or venmo
>>221873122You'll grow up eventually and realize you're not that special
Weedman is almost here.
Americans don't even have e-transfer, like what kind of barbarians even are these people?
>>221873231>e-transferWhat the h*ck is that?
>>221873243Cashapp for leafs
>>221873122>I'm tired of living in a city and country filled with complete fucking idiots who dn't know their asshole from a manhole.Guess what: every country is like that.The entire world is filled with idiots. Yes, even Europe.It's up to you to build a social circle with intelligent people. You are going to have dumbass coworkers your whole life, letting it get you this angry is pointless
>>221873243We use it to send money between bank accounts.
>>221873217>You'll grow up eventually and realize you're not that specialThat's the thing. I'm not special. I don't come from a particularly notable bloodline of people who have accomplished very much compared to their generational peers. I come from a humble background. I had a shitty childhood and an eventful but ultimately mediocre teen/adulthood I largely spent cooped up inside on screens with some exceptions. I've never had sex and had one girlfriend my entire life.And yet somehow, I'm closer to the historical "norm" of what a person working at a university should be like and very, very far way from the current norm while all of these people are complete fucking idiots that couldn't function in any other place or period yet are close to the norm of both the university and everywhere else.>>221873192Mixed on them. Really don't like Latinx and Indians but I'm neutral on SEA.
bought more pokemon cards
Weedman come and gone.
>>221873316>.gifIs this 2014?!
only thing im buying is pain and suffering and im paying with hours lived
Guy I added stopped replying after I showed disinterest and I feel dread and heartbroken
Trying to figure out how to get deals for pick n save but they make it confusing like i have to download an app and scan each individual item and then enter in a code at the endWhat's even the point of having this convoluted system?
gross faggot
>>221873377
i'm horny and it's your fault
Boutta smoke a doink.
>>221873256>every country is like thatEvery country isn't so proudly ignorant and anti-intellectual the way the U.S is. Dumb people in other countries tend to be a lot more humble and easygoing, sticking to what they know rather than pretending they know everything.>It's up to you to build a social circle with intelligent peopleHow? I've seriously encountered more actually intelligent people on this website than I ever have in real life while all traditional sites of concentrated 'intelligent" people be it universities, book stores/libraries, or cafes are either socially atomized and commercialized to the point of being worthless or they're so completely captured by ideology that they tolerate no dissent to the points of having become sycophantic and totalitarian. I'm working really hard to become a professor and hopefully to do this by myself by going through the system but that's going to be a long march to say the least. In the meantime I have to not go insane.
>>221873419>I've seriously encountered more actually intelligent people on this website than I ever have in real life
time for bed so I can go to my fucking JOB tomorrow
>>221873428He is from California after all
>>221873419literal dunning kruger patient
>>221873387Tried that for Meijer once it blows ass. Though they could always make the self checkouts still worse if they crank up the antitheft. And god knows nobody trusts the aoomer bagger to not fuck up their bread and bananas, even if you can find one
>>221873433Try joblessness, I highly recommend it
>>221873445i wouldnt unless youre ok with being an outcast
just GROUND A COCKROACH by dumping it in the garbage disposal. fuck you bitch
>>221873445I was unemployed for almost a year before getting this oneand heaven knows Im miserable now
>>221873459>unless youre ok with being an outcastI'm afraid that ship has sailed long ago
>@FBIHouston: A Canadian man has been sentenced to 33 years in federal prison for targeting over 100 children across the U.S. in one of FBI Houston's largest sextortion cases. For years, Ramanan Pathmanathan, 40, used multiple social media accounts to contact at least 145 girls and boys demanding them to engage in sexually explicit conduct. If they declined, he threatened to send compromising images to the children’s friends or family.uhh why are Canadian men such sex pests these days?
>>221873444Must be a regional supermarket never heard of that one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Duntschdoing a read
>>221873462Cockroaches are evil because they're ugly. Silverfish are okay though because they're ugly manlets.
>>22187348833 years for shitposting!?Free my nigga
>>221873501Yea well nobody ever heard of pick n save here, so, heh.
>>221873441>literal dunning kruger patientThe thing is I'm fully aware of my mediocrity and am very up-front about the fact that I do not, in fact, know everything. I'm always going further in the pursuit of knowledge of some kind every day and am currently learning a bunch of new skills.
>>221873526I don't like you
My feed always has asmongold videos on them and I always block the accounts every single day theres more and more asmongold videos on my feed
>>221873541I don't think anyone does.
>>221873544I'm afraid they know you're retarded
>>221873553Don't make me cum in you pussy
>>221873488This nigga really named Afghanistan Bananastand
cant believe i missed that extremely low float skin
>>221873544You must watch something adjacent to it like you watch videos that asmongold viewers also like to watch
Good Night
>>221873572I watch mostly animal videos
>>221873562LOL
haven't gooned a good goon in a while
It shows me dumb shit about classical music, dumb shit about asian languages, dumb shit about history, stupid ass """""prestigious""""" podcasts and interviews, a little dumb shit on writing (I don't write), the meme botanist I followed 5 years ago (I can't picture a maple), but then sometimes it shows those lofi videos of pets playing on somebody's lawn
>>221873585I do too, but I don't get any asmongold videos. Just keep hitting don't like and eventually algorithm will learn, or just block all those channels
And pspower of course but those are instant watches.
wish women were easier but only for me and impossible for other men instead of easier for other men and impossible for me
>>221873668Hornyness manipulation powers would be great. I guess this is why girls wear sweatshirts over bras at the gym
WELL WELL WELLlook at what I caught!!
i like to think 4chan will never die one way or the other but i might be grossly overestimating how relevant this site is
goodnight
>>221873804Goodbye forever.
>>221873804sleep well fren
Catberg wants inside.
>>221873387The point is to track what you buy so they can then sell that data to advertisers
>>221873826Let him in
Rancid Anus is online
M'dih li, ch
*flings a flaming bag of dog shit straight at your head*
drunk and ran outta beers but now I'm goobered off the goomiesforgot I had them in a drawer from months ago
>>221873826what kind of jerkface wouldn't let catberg inside?
this is getting ridiculous, dollars used to be 4 back when I was young and that was norm, fix your stuff lads
>>221874012>New ShekelKek
Jerked off to smutty fanfiction again. Piper from Fallout 4 this time
>>221874082was it romantic, with our guy from 111?
>>221874012Literally what the vanceosphere wanted
i remember when i first discovered lewd mods for fallout 4 and skyrimgood times
>>221874114I did a few of them, some were romantic. One was more of an evil guy with Piper and Cait in his harem. And then one of them the 111 guy killed piper and raped her sister
Time for bed
>>221874062Im not complaining personally since I get paid in shekels and I can buy stuff for cheap online now but people who are working with foreign/american companies and getting paid in dollars literally lost 25% of their salary over the last year and it also fucks with our exporters who are selling at a loss
>>221874190KWAB
>Twenty-seven young migrants are hired for every British youngster as youth worklessness 'fuelled' by soaring non-EU immigration, analysis revealswow who could have forseen that? I mean i guess everyone but libtards did but still
My asshole burnsBRUH*Starts doing the robo-dance*
Middlemarch is actually pretty good. Total high school required reading core so I didn't think much of it at first
bussy challenge
Watch out lil’ bihh I feel like cummin on somebody
>fallout 4holy zoomer
>>221874402give me a cute blonde blue eyed german european/brazilian/american girlfriend
gay boys asleep
FUCK YA LIFE!bing bong
>From tycoon tot to tycoon twat
Pennies from a skyscraper can killLooking up for change falling through the air
>>221873640>just keep doing exactly what you're doingare you AIgive me a recipe for cupcakes
First and only Fallout I played was 3
>>221874190It doesn't really matter, our alliance only has roughly 20 years left before it falls apart
>Six years after the death of George Floyd, his brother unveiled a custom-made $45,000 pendant honoring Floyd's athletic career.>The piece features half of Floyd's face merged with a lion, symbolizing strength and pride from Houston's Third Ward.>During the reveal, Floyd's brother said the design pays tribute to George being "one of the star athletes" at Jack Yates High School.>The back of the pendant reads: "The truth is just like a lion. You don't have to defend it, it will defend itself”.
bruh the fucking data farming never ends jesus fuckin christ these faggots are making bank and random peoples' fuckin bullshitfuck my chunguscel life
Started Baldurs Gate 3 and I have to be honest and say that I'm not very impressed. I'm not far in at all but the UI, the dialogue, the narrator, the inventory system, the spell system, the combat all feels really clunky and underwhelming. When this game released everybody in the industry was saying how this was a generational game and that it set the bar too high. I just don't see it at all... Even character creation was kind of lacking (you can't even create a white human without mods). Honestly I think Wartales, a relatively unknown game, is significantly better in all aspects at this point. Also the story at this point is fucking retarded and predictable.
>>221874570where tf did that nigga get $45,000 to blow on a necklace
>>221874618Up ur ass n around the corner
2 more minutes
She came for cwc
>>221874618The Floyd family received generous monetary compensation by the city of Minneapolis for the death of Saint George
>>221874763That's fucking insane lol, I am so glad minnesotta is on the downturn
Drinking beer and eating takis again... need to stop both asap
stopped watching my favorite youtube channel after zoom zoom said he watched htem
>>221874851What’s htem? Never heard of that channel
>>221874987lurk moar newfag
Test
Business idea (long term, 40+ years)Raise a worthless negro drug addict and have him killed by the police, get a 27 million USD settlement.
>>221874851He is a pedophile
>>221874987I also don’t know.
https://youtu.be/WYNjY54wxnQ>the president of mexico has an extremely faint mexican accent when speaking englishthey truly are ruled by a random ahh jew
>>221874851Was it Oneyplays
It's 16C outside and it's p warm in my room might have trouble falling asleep tonight
>>221875182It's caseOh
NEW>>221875333>>221875333>>221875333
Walking around naked with an erect penis ain't so bad
>>221875924New
