Thank you for being the Bulwark of Christendom and shielding us from the Ottomans. Without you the Turks would have conquered Europe. While Portugal, Spain, France and England was busy conquering the world you gave them chance to develop peacefully! Thank you!
In hindsight, we should have just helped the Ottomans bussify all of Jewrope.
>>221873891We did not defend shit we stalled them for a bit and afterwards made us a source of their elites and manpower.
>>221873891Nah lmao. These serbs and other turklites were slurping daddy turk cum and actively working against the west and still are. The true Bulwark of Christendom (vgh) is the Austrian Empire with Croatia (formerly non balkan aryan nation that got turkified later via globohomo) doing most of the fighting in the middle ages and Eugene of Savoy (AVSTRIAN) kicking the turks' teeth in later on.
>>221873891>Bulwark of Christendom
>>221874157We were never the west. East/west divide is the Iron Curtain divide. We are Byzantine. West has worked against and for us and we worked against or for the west because history is not that simple. However at our core we are Byzantines.
>>221873891>bulwark of christendomCringe title given by pope as a feel good treat for meme people. There used to be some croatian degenerate here who used to spam the phrase and brag about it.Congrats on being the meatshield against the ottomans who never had a chance of conquering western europe? Imagine being that starved for validation
>>221874829Thoughts on Russia and China?
>>221874829Lmao, you're mystery meat brownoids who's national church serves the state and not God or the people. Not to mention you all being uneducated, disgusting looking, fat and brown niggers that speak like arabs. Funniest bit is you coming to us for work after all you bitch and moan we've done to you. Same for croatia lmao, you slave on their coast while thinking you're better than them/ they killed your ancestrozzz. Pathetic scum.
>>221873891Your country rebelled against the Eastern Romans and weakened it enough that the Turks could invade.
>>221873891Dafuq are you talking about? We weakened the Ottomans for the balkans as wellPortugal robbed the strait fo Hormuz from the Ottomans.Expelled them from the Indian oceanIt cut off it's access to the markets in India
>>221875478You were 100 years late to the party. Also you're probably a Zainichi Spaniard peasant and have no common ancestry with any of the great Portugese men that once ruled over a significant portion of the globe
Yea, we totally did that.
>>221874370this image proves my cunt is right. also lmaoing at frogshow you ended up by having a bigger muslim percentage than serbs
>>221874856>who never had a chance of conquering western europeno lies frfr
>>221875605I think you already know why.
>>221875028You are brown coded because you are promoting some unscientific stuff.I never said we are great lol.>>221874867I hate Chinese and Asian culture in general, though Chinks can be cool, but the language barrier is too big for people to relate to one another. They can be funny and have a lot of hobbies, and actually they find it weird how Europeans often have less hobbies than them. There is one Chinese at my gym that speaks some English and he's cool, he despises communism.>RussiaI don't wish anything bad on them but I find no reason to cling to them in any way. Especially when it comes to sending men to Ukraine. Modern man does not have a reason to go to a war.
>>221874856>Cringe title given by popeIt can only be cringe to someone who is not Catholic.>as a feel good treatIncorrect, the popes and the Habsburgs helped the defense with both money and manpower.>meme peopleWho exactly? Croatia, Poland, Hungary? Everyone has that title. Nations that had a state more than a thousand years ago.>meatshieldPeople primarily defended themselves, their families, they did not end up defeated or enslaved. The consequences of Croatia never falling under occupation are still visible today. Just cross the Sava and go to Bosnia, which was occupied for 500 years, and you will see the difference.>starved for validationA malicious way of saying 'stating historical facts'Kys turkcel
>>221874856Correct. Eastern Europe is one great zone lf insecurity.
>>221876135Unscientific? You are literally 80iq, perpetually poor, disgusting greek larpers. But even the greeks are so ahead of you in every field that your attempts are laughable.Literally the same as the arabs we get here. Same sounding music, howling and screeching for a means of communication and you even look worse somehow lmao. And at least the arabs don't pretend to be civilized, they know who they are.
>>221876392Again, unscientific, if we were 80IQ anomalies such as Pupin and Tesla would not have lived and we have some good people despite the fact most of us were under Turks.I hate Serbs more than you can, it is however grounded on facts and not myths, and I live among them, it is your fault that Vienna is a Balkan extension. By the way you had Yugo immigration for centuries. There is a big chance you are part Yugo, on top of a lot of Austrians being Carinthian Slavs.
>>221876230God youre coping so assblastedly kek
>>221876443You are 80iq, the anomalies are anomalies you 80iq retard. Tesla would have been a street vendor selling Fez hats were he born in serbia and not Croatia (Habsburg monarchy). He had an Austrian education.>Yugo immigrationYou are yugo, slovene and croat bros are Habsburg/Donau/A-H chadsCroats and Slovenes are entirely assimilated because they're actually white, western and catholic. We have zero problems with them. Serbs commit crimes, look different, always work at gas stations/supermarkets, and hang out with, you guessed it, Turks.Oh, btw>>221874829see picrel
>>221876230Wasn't it Richelieu?>>221876569It is overplayed but the Croats probably would have been much better off today, were they left alone for those 3 centuries.
>>221876569What cope? What I said is not to console myself, the reality is that we are historical victors because we were never occupied. And now, you are trying to gaslight me and make me feel bad about it. Kek
>>221875478This, what really weakened the Ottomans was the fact that just as they managed to take all the chokepoints of medieval Euro-Asian trade, Portugal, then the Netherlands and England completely bypassed it via naval power.
>>221876619Those anomalies (geniuses) would literally be impossible if we were 80 IQ. How many pajeets and Chinese had a Tesla? Or other Asians.Their culture sucks. Serbs are peasants. And it has to do with us being eastern shifted. Those oriental sounds you hear are basically Greek by the way. Not Turkic. Turks do not have their own culture and they barely have any Turkic blood themselves.
why is everyone being mean to serbia?
>>221877102Neighbours because they have reasons others because many Serbs are Russophiles to some extent. It is an admission to being a Redditor however.
>>221875478>saar don't forget that we fought one single battle against the ottomans and won saarI swear you fucking Portuguese are just as bad as the most annoying, rabid Balkanoid nationalists. Even the Russians don't brag half as much as you people do about attacking us despite doing genuine damage and permanently fucking us over, unlike Portugal.
>>221876851He's not a croACK, no.
Crvat Denis voli da prima srpski penis.
>>221877198>>221877233>t. made a song about getting raped by turks
>>221876135>They can be funny and have a lot of hobbies, and actually they find it weird how Europeans often have less hobbies than them.It's literally the complete opposite
>Kuckojeb>DeniscecNe zna se koje veci ciganski izmet od vas dvojice.
Thank God I wasn't born a crompanzee, baboonsniak, or an alborangutan.
>>221877326There was no 'pagan population of Bosnia', let alone 'pagans with tattoos'. This idiotic thesis is being pushed by iq80 Bosnian Muslims. The Illyrians disappeared by the 6th century, completely assimilating, and in the 7th century, the Croats found in the cities of Dalmatia not pagan Illyrians but Romans who were Christians. Yes, Croatian women in Bosnia tattooed themselves, and that's exactly why the Turks didn't touch/rape them. A brilliant idea.
Tko su kuckojeb, denis itd...?
Nema patuljka, jos se nije probudio.
People who actually stopped Islam in Balkans are Poles and Austrians, during battles of. Serbians, Macedonians, Greeks, Albanians, Bosniacs and Hungarian gentry sucked Ottomans cocks and now pretend how brave they were.I will thank Balkanoids for tasty pljeskavica, though. Kajmak is also great.
>>221874157Unironically true, you have historical documents from Croatia, Slovenia and Hungary on failed Turkish raids where the attackers got caught and end up being Serb mercenaries. The entire Serbian identity is built on top of a massive headcanon. Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing the nation.
>>221877688*during battles of Vienna, Parkany , recapture of Buda, Mohacs, etc.
ITT people arguing who is less raped
>>221877699Slovenia based as always. I'll always call you Central Europe, you're very little like former yugos.
>>221876834Nikola Tesla was a fraud though.
when you think about it croatia was the ukraine of its time, they "won" the 2 century long SMO by having the german nobility hide in castles while sacrificing the peasants into getting raped, murdered and sold into slavery by ottoman PMCs, by the end of it their country became a depopulated shithole that they had serbs and bosnians who converted to catholicism replace them in their own land, which is why they speak serbian today instead of their own native dialect
>>221877782You and that Slovenian grammar nazi are the most retarded schizophrenics on 4chan. I don't even understand how it's possible that everything you say is a lie.
>>221877841why? when you think about it, the osmanli caliphate was like the america of its time, it was the only country meritocratic country in europe without an equal, where you could pull yourself by the bootstraps, even if you were born into extreme poverty, if you had the IQ, you could end up owning your own slave army, a harem (with males and females) and multiple mansions all the way to egypt by the time you were 30, now imagine some croatian peasant who cleaned cow shit for 12hrs a day their entire lives and wasnt allowed to leave the field of his austrian master hearing about this, he HAS TO cope and seethe with stuff like how he is "defending evropa", how he hasnt sold out his faith, and how barbaric they are or something out of pure unprocessed envy
>>221877699https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MartolosTo northwestern Bosnia and parts of Croatia (sanjak of Klis and Lika) Ottomans settled Serbs and Vlachs which were incorporated into hereditary Christian groups of martolos and voynuks.[6] In Ottoman Hungary and Buda area Serbs in great numbers served as martolos, which were Christian origin members largely recruited from the Vlach and Vlach like population.[7] It initially constituted out of the local mostly Christian populations (Rum Millet), but over time members converted into Islam.[3And then this kind of genetic waste raises a military rebellion back in 1990 because 'it's their centuries-old country'.
>>221874157Trvke, serbroaches like to larp as muh remove kebab but the Turks were stopped at vienna, not at belgrade
>>221877911Your problem is that you believe that Croatia was ruled by the Austrians and that the Croats were serfs. Croatia was ruled by the Croatian nobility and the Croatian Parliament was the one that elected the Habsburgs as the kings of Croatia, and the Habsburgs helped with the army and money. The Serbs were the ones who, together with the Turks, attacked Croatian territories and participated in the ethnic cleansing of the Croats who fled to Austria, Hungary and Slovakia. You are the one who is suggesting treason. Imagine that ErDOGan and the Serbs have been attacking Croatia and Hungary for the last 50 years and then Croatia and Hungary decide to join NATO, and you start screaming that the Croats and Hungarians will be servants of some John Smith from Texas, 'oh dear allah, whyyyyy, they could have enjoyed being part of the Turkish army and ISIL'Jebem ti retardiranu mater.
>>221878100I thought he was Albanian?
>>221876392what a shitty picrel, we love our Srb Millet!
>>221874157Funny how Civil Croatia (the parts not included in the Military frontier) managed to stay culturally European until the collapse of the Ottoman empire only to join Yugoslavia, import a whole bunch of Balkan people into its towns and become kebab munching turbofolk blasting gun shooting orientals throughout the 20. century.My street is filled with Jovanovićs and Popović komšije despite Serbian politicians saying Croats removed all the Serbs from Croatia! From Zagreb to Rijeka you can't escape the melodic autotune sounds of Serbia!Opa, opaa! Baba Turk would be proud of their conquest!
>>221879822funniest thing is you also, at the same time:- chosen Shtovakian as "oficial dialect"- larp that Croatian is a different language from Serbian
>>221877198based image
>>221879822There was a demographic change because after ww2 the Germans left and serbs came to zagreb. After the homeland war zagreb was filled with bosnian croats, the number of albanians and muslims increased. The same happened to slovenia in the last 35 years. Germany and austria too. The burden of the white man. Popovic is not a serbian surname, but it is not even in the top 30 surnames in croatia. Jovanovic is not even in the top 300. https://www.srednja.hr/novosti/vijesti/33441/imamo-novi-popis-31419-prezimena-i-5249-imena-u-hrvatskoj-i-koliko-ih-ljudi-nosi-evo-stanja-po-zupanijama/vijestMusic may or may not mean anything. This is like saying that wasps are the same as niggers and latinos just because that music is popular in america. Croatia, unlike serbia or bosnia, is not an iq 90 third world country with a political dictatorship and a mafia that makes kebabs out of human flesh. Go back to red*it or serbia.
>>221874370Once again the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth is vindicated.
>>221874157Quantum Trvclear Fission Device
there is not a single person in this thread that is physically capable of stopping me if I wanted to overpower and rape them
>>221880356When I was scrolling past this on the 'log I imagined something like this would be the topic of discussion in a Balkan thread. Then I naively thought that I was just playing into a contrived stereotype and decided to give it a chance.
>>221880356it takes a Bulgarian gorilla to stop a Bulgarian gorilla
croats have to be the most buttblasted "euros" on this continent
>>221880747Not Ukrainians, Albanians, Greeks, Balts, Catalans or Armenians?
>>221880747>t. Srboljub Islamovic, Malmo
>>221880747ZoomZoom, ask your father and his generation what they think of your Yugoslav immigrants (99% Serbs and Bosnians). The original Somalis of Sweden
>>221881005Sweden was a regional superpower and didn't lose their independence though.Also, your streets are filled with Serbs and Bosnians, too
>>221880747>>221880838You're indistinguishable for foreigners
>>221881315>Also, your streets are filled with Serbs and Bosnians, tooMore like overrun
>>221881386At least they built a nice church in Ljubljana
>>221874370>2016Wonder what it looks like now desune
I live in Malmö and I'm quite fond of the Balkan community here. The gypsies should be shot tho.
LMAOing at the butthurt janny, deleting any pictures making fun of servs, but keeping their own schizo pictures. KWAB>>221881841You're not fooling anyone, go home
>>221881920You will have to do your operation Storm. Fuck, the mayors of Ljubljana and Maribor, the head of the parliament and the president of the Football FA are Serbs. If you do nothing, in 50 years you will be Alpine Serbia. We are here to help you, but you have to start cleaning Slovenia.
>>221882286>fantasizes about murder on a beautiful sunny dayConfirming your Balkan status I see.
>>221882286It's unironically over for us, don't know how it is in Croatia, but here majority of the police force is yugos. They are deliberately targeting the dumbest čefurs for recruitments so that if ever there were a uprising the police would have no sympathy towards the common civilian. They would never turn against the powers that be
>>221873891thank you very much
>>221882333I don't want to kill anyone. Deportations to Serbia or Kosovo, what is the problem? I don't want to kill Muslims and niggers either, but we have to deport them from the EU. Either us or them. It is unacceptable to me that we border on 3 sides with Serbs because the Serbian dream is the occupation of Croatia.>>221882440You remind me of SR Croatia in the 80s. Serbs made up 50% of the police and 30% of the administration in SR Croatia. Insane.
>>221882953>Serbs made up 50% of the police and 30% of the administration in SR Croatiascary
>>221882333>>221882286Again, you're indistinguishable for people outside of Balkans
>>221882953There is no Serbian dream of war anymore. Even in the 90s the agreement was not universal and supported, and I do not mean we had gloves on and I can guess how it feels to be bombed by someone for years and for that someone to say that there was not as much popular support as you think, but it is the truth. What stopped a quicker end to the war in Croatia after 1992 was western meddling and shitton of ceasefires more than our staunch support of Krajina. Not because of our good will, mostly because Milosevic realised nothing went well and westerners also threatened him with measures if he doubles down. And because believe it or not a full mobilization was not supported by the people. There is literally no wish for a new war anymore, and especially against Croatia. We have literally nothing to seek there.>inb4 logic has never stopped youUnless someone is insane, they make rational deductions. It might be a wrong one, but nobody wants a war with you anymore, you are mixing butthurt and low IQ lies about your history with a genuine wish for war.
>>221883354What were the sane deductions that made you commit ethnic cleansings?
Serbs and croats arguing over whos history of being ruled over was less pathetic..
>>221883437Because a large part of society is primitive, but do you think normal (violence included) human behaviour is irrational and just happens in a vacuum and does not have a history of bad conclusions that leads to it?I really do not want to analyse things in depth with animals who will devolve the dialogue into sophistry and who think some people know nothing of violence and that violence is monopoly of one group and there is magic ancestral blood that stops bad behaviour.
You are mentally ill, I do not post in your dogshit generals because the last thing I want to do is surround myself with Balkanites on the internet too. I have enough of your shenanigans in real life.
>>221873891>Bulwark of ChristendomAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>221880140>Popovic is not a serbian surnameIs most certainly is.>Music may or may not mean anything.Shooting guns in the air for no reason which was an exclusive barbaric serb act is becoming normal among the Croatian elite kek. Negro cigan music is just the tip of the iceberg.>Croatia, unlike serbia or bosnia, is not an iq 90 third world country with a political dictatorship and a mafia that makes kebabs out of human flesh.No, it's a 95 iq neo-colony of Germany and the US (Serbia is a Chinese colony) where the only foreign investments are supermarkets selling foreign goods more expensive than in their home countries and data centers that benefit no one in Croatia but will use massive amounts of power and natural resources. Also Croatia is not allowed to have more agricultural production like it had in the past because of maximum quotas set by older EU members as conditions for our entry into the union.Plenković hates Croatia and he only works for the interests of his masters in Brussels. Over 90% of his party members are low iq criminal hicks only slightly less embarrassing and more civilized than the zoo that is the Serbian parliament.
>>221873891ngl, if the ottomans didn't conquer the mamluks they probably would've continued larping as romans lol
>>221874157The mental derangement the Austro-Hungarian governance levied on its people led to both WW1 and WW2.
thank you for cevapcici
>>221873891>ITT: We thank the Balkans>nothing but insults and calls for genocide ITTAlso, not a single post by an Anglo or Germanic flag ITT is written by Anglo or Germanic hands.
>>221884454>first lineSadly true>that second lineFucking lol dont cope
>>221877699>tf>tpYou never existed in any shape or form before 1991. Your entire irrelevant existence was shaped by polishing German and Magyar horse cocks until you were liberated by Serbia in 1918. Serbia's greatest mistake was treating you and the croape subhumans like you were equals in Jewgoslavia instead of realizing just how much you missed licking kraut boots and then wiping you off the face of the Earth. We'll rectify that mistake soon enough.
>>221884454implying anglos aren't germanic
>>221874157
>>221884463>fuck off we dont like your kind
>>221882286The only Operation Storm that's going to happen again is the one where all the Croats, Slovenes, and Bosniaks are deported into the Adriatic after trying to fight a war without Western intervention. Meanwhile, keep on fantasizing while your shithole's pop gets replaced by Nepqli BVLLs
>>221884517>weWho is we exactly? You cannot be mad about your family getting expelled from there and call for an entire country to die because of your asshurt. Just because your line has suffered does not mean you can go around and say or do whatever you wish because you have an excuse. Everyone can make an excuse to justify non-virtuous behaviour. You need very strong reasons to call to war and Slovenians having a history of happy vasal relationship with Germans is not a reason for me to kill them because you have a different perception of what a nation should strive for. And they did not get liberated, they were not an independent state after WW1. They merely changed hands and they say for the worse.But this will likely go over your head.
>>221884660Our country is collapsing you animal, if a war happened we would look even funnier than in the 90s. We can go to a war for more lands when we have 5 children per woman and a stable government for 10 years. Wake me up when that happens.
>>221884517>liberated by Serbia in 1918Serbian army in WWI didn't even liberate Serbia, much less anyone else. You also can't LIBERATE people who are already free, you can only imprison them like you did.
>>221884666I'm not a krajisnik or a Bosnian. Scum like you will be deported into the Adriatic as well.
>>221874157>Eugene of Savoy (AVSTRIAN)
>>221884704You're so delusional that even undeniable historical facts are an affront to your inbred square headed gyppoid avaroturkic mutt ass. Sad!
>>221884728Amazing that the greatest Austrian general of all time was half Italian, and the greatest French general of all time was also Italian
>>221884782>inbred square headed gyppoid avaroturkic mutt ass>flag
>>221884717Who will kill or deport me? Shumadian and eastern Serbs? The only happy tools of the government that could do that aka police are full of the immigrants.So what happens, once you deport 60% of the population and minus all the gypsies and minorities you will go to a war with 1 million people and some prayers? Or is there a part in your fantasy where Russia comes in to the rescue like in some movie and when we kill them all everyone lives happily ever aftee.
luka boljanović aka the dogfucker has destroyed another thread I see, truly the housebound schizo retard without a job, life or a future besides the inevitable suicide is the greatest serf keyboard warrior kek
>>221873891eastern euroes should stop genociding each other