4chan edition
>>221874005me on the left
rorke trying to remember the difference between melanin and melatonin
ktim
>>221874030on the beers at 8am it 5x lush dee lada
picked my nose and now it's bleeding
>>221874028>>221874011
only wank once a month now for medical reasons
putting lentils up my arse and farting them out on my nans head
what was this pavement ape doing in wyoming in the first place
>>221874045*hands you the "picked your nose and now it's bleeding award"*
>>221874045used to do this when i was on the speed
looking forward to the lad posting his good zinger this thread, highly anticipated
>>221874060Free country ain’t it brother?
yo cody i got mental health issues man
>>221874005This idea that 4chan was ever the darkweb progenitor of all internet culture and shifted the balance of elections and international events is, and has always been, bullshit.
>>221874060cody man... something is very wrong...
i miscalcalculated. its only 32 hours. not 36. im very unwell.
r honorhttps://youtu.be/Qt5z5APiCUc
-for the purpose of this post imagine i have a spanish accent-wooly mammoths are extinct? yeah they e-stink alright!
i post on the darkweb and there's an imageboard that's even more secret and that's where all the memes come fromno i can't tell you what it's called
has anyone ever done suicide by criminal instead of suicide by cop . imagine finding out you're dying of cancer like walter white and you workyour way intot he criminal under world just so you can stand in front of the mafia boss and tell him he eats his mum's poo
>>221874098yes but there are some funny posts sometimesthere might even be one in this thread if we're really lucky
why do so many adults drink fizzy drinks like seriously fucking grow up
I felt this was a nice addition to the cody / cregg / meer lexicon the other day and I think it was overlooked.dunno why but this fake yank primary school teacher name tickled me. They really do have names like that.
>>221874119*rapes you*
>>221874137nothing wrong with enjoying a nice can of pop every now and then lad
>>221874138b
>>221874122there are people i want to end before i go.
remember that nonce botnet you all used to use
cody take a look in the meer dawg miss schneiderlin said you're a bad egg
*mortal kombat voice*i-i-i-i-incel freak!
>>221874138large german population but choosing to have an english first language created a completely fucked culture but it's kind of punk as well that's how germans like it
>>221874159>schneiderlinremember him at southampton
>>221874122wow... that's it? that's your "zinger" you have been waiting the new for? wow...
>>221874106youre going to die
*read this post in a very swedish accent*hello i am from sweden
>>221874144That's him raped
>>221874193not all anons are the same you bigot
>>221874195SHIT HOWLING
grabbed a butterfly once and my dad told me it was poisonous so i cried and never grabbed a butterfly again
>>221874193spengbab
>>221874195It works! You sound swedish in my mind!
>>221874211based captain planet dad
bitch name ayo okay
wish i lived in the favela
>>221874195i've got a couple of meatballs here you can suck
raped in the hood
Good morning boys how are we doing today
ayo dookie
>>221874225i need this in my life
finnish people don't have any accent when they speak english, they just sound like english people
>>221874137i drink fizzy drinks instead of booze because i have drug problems and dont want to add alcohol to the mix
cody did you seriously ask vienna whipple to prom?
>>221874220really says something that my selfish younger self was worried about the poison and not the poor butterflythese days i would take a blow dart for a butterfly
>>221874252just not true is it
Lol, locals at beaches have been filming all the rubbish like used nappies and shit that all the beach goers have left there during the hot weather. Grim beyond belief
dont feel well ive got mental healthnot like those fake diseases like opiod withrdawl
Going to start a new porn category called incel-fix
>>221874227*rapes you swedishly*
>>221874194i know. we all die.
just took loads of pictures of my knob for no reason
>>221874256prefer vienetta
rorke sitting in a kindergarten class with a bunch of 5 year olds
>>221874060>How can I make this about myself
>>221874256I'm trying to think of a more ice cream based name and cannot come up with one. It's like if someone were called Magnum Choc-ice.
>>221874256I've been to Stanford. It's surprisingly not impressive looking whatsoever for how much it costs to go to school there.
crazy ass shit dood
>>221874263hate locals. bunch of busybodies aren't they
while bradley walsh sings stormy weatherthe rorkes and leftypols get along together
all cody posts are made affectionatelyall rorke posts are made with venom
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching live LIV golf Korea on TNT sports 2 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221874256for me its '99 flake cornetto
My mate sent a reels of one of those guys who streams on a chair in front of the cam talking with someone else in another chair
>>221874317get him fucking slaughtered and dismembered
>>221874264fuck off knobheadi use opioids as medicationbut coming off is hellish
>>221874311Leftypol is too afraid to leave his houseRorke is eating Indian curry while telling his gf how there's just too many of them
another day to achieve, win, improve
yo cody come to seven eleven dog were gonna get slurpees
sometimes i enter a mong state where i just zone out and flit between several tabs and /brit/ without doing anything
>>221874347ktim
how they can fit glistening oiled horse cock mandingo jungle bbc inside them with practice
kek thats me
why do so many rorke types think we should arm our incompetent police force with guns
>>221874338Rorke is eating Indian curry while telling his Indian gf how there's just too many of them
>>221874332>>221874332>medicationsure thing "mate"
>>221874347ktimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ABk7TmjnVk
>>221874364Thanks script puncher
Had a really nice wank last night lads, put me right to sleep and now I've overslept and should be starting toil but need to walk dogberg. Cummony snicketts An unfortunate series of events.
all day nigga
rorke creating a tinder account and staging photos with a tripod to make it look like he has friends
>>221874378>Cummony snicketts An unfortunate series of events.very good
>>221874357sonion
>>221874362because america
>>221874365self medication. yes i bought them on the internet.
going to drink a cup of tea as i am known for doing
dont get me wrong i get right around the occasional curry, might even be one of my favourite meals infact but that being said you have to be a pure wrongun to eat it every daydont understand how them lot do it
i'm getting born next year
>>221874357Really hate this. Think I'd be so furiously insecure if I went out with a size queen, could never last
america mentioned
>>221874422bizarre lie
>>221874347ktim all day every day for an untold number of years
>>221874417That's why they shit everywhereat some point they just gave up
yooo cody you wanna come over and crack some brewskies with the boys? the big game is on tonight it’s gonna be wicked
cody i heard tyreese pringle was first draft pick for the cougars
>>221874429yeah big man attacking someone who can't fend for himself yet
>>221874445s
>>221874409>bought>internetyeah rightwhat next youre gonna tell me you can buy banaans on the internet
>>221874445lol
>>221874443>normies badhow trite
>>221874443creg dude i got midterms
neekshe
>>221874445sc
Unfurling my illegal cronem python horsecock jungle baton from my boxers to take a morning piss and the piss shooting out at some quare angle missing the toilet entirely
not drinking at the pub today will be on the lucky saints or alcohol free cocktailsbeen very hungover the last two times i wentmust be getting old
>>221874458You can buy anything on the internet.
>>221874445
>>221874483Can't buy a dinosaur. Checkmate.
>>221874460uh no one’s speaking to you though? >>221874463yo that sucks man, bryce and hunter’s brought the seltzers we’re gonna get lit
>>221874445This is like a real conversation in my house
>>221874478off friday / saturday myself so will be getting poo steaming
>>221874477bizarre post
mad how peng 2000s porn was, especially ebony
>>221874499could buy their bones
>>221874477KTIM (kek this is me)
https://youtu.be/BheZruGbYbQWhat's this accent from, Liverpool?
What's got 10 legs and doesn't exist anymore?One Direction
thanks for the (you)s on my cody posti'm quite proud of it
>>221874505no shit. i went to a crazy school in new zealand and sold weed to an american kid called cody.
>>221874512Porn kills love, irmão
pewdiepie's wife is a feminist leftist bitch lolcan't wait for the divorce
nibbas buying BONES
>>221874542gp
>>221874527Yeah that's a Scouser
>>221874527yh
>>221874554Thnx was wondering whether he was Scottish or Scouse
>>221874535Not that part, the part where your friends are talking about the Tyreed and the Varnell being hired by the sportball team
What happened to Southend?
>>221874544what's a black rorke called then
off to work now
>>221874576ruckus
>>221874545why is it you yanks salivate at the misfortune of others, or actively wish hardship on total strangers? you lot are bizarre, freaks some might say, toxic female behaviour
>>221874575One person in the entire crowd who's wearing a colour that isn't black white or grey
could genuinely see the cody gimmick go mainstream like deano
>>221874597western culture promotes jealousy
cody let's go to applebees
>>221874575rorke will see people of all colors and ethnicities having a good time and act like the sky is falling
>>221874597We're killersyou are our pet eunuchs
>>221874575they spotted the white girl
>>221874614just wrong, it’s a wholly american behaviour pattern that mixes arrogance, pride, spite and jealousy and projectile vomits it at everyone misfortune enough to stand close
>>221874610there's 30 people max in /brit/, nothing is going mainstream from here
>>221874625
>>221874545>pewdiepie's wife is a feminist leftist bitch lollooked this up and all she did was read a book for womengrow up mate
cody i hope i don't flunk miss beckenbauer's pop quiz
>>221874597get him told Sweden
>>221874640a few people posting it on reddit, twitter etc. then it gets picked up by normies on insta and tiktok
in my head all white americans are called zach cody and marshall all black americans have double barrel names like tyrone-mitchell jaylen-ray and malik-deshawn
>>221874625My mom loves applebees
skinny rorke doing pushups on the roof of hitler's bunker getting fit to fuck hairy granny pussies' pissholes with his pinky
cody i heard mackenzie and cooper hooked up
made pancakes
>>221874673yeah?
>>221874639the crabs in a bucket mentality is very western doever
>>221874673ok
>>221874673was just saying this to my neighbour
They're taking the piss these brits
cody mom knows you were out past curfew you're so busted bro
>>221874687chinks watch their kids drown mate empathy is a western concept
>>221874687not only are you wrong but you’ve also outed yourself as a third worlder
>>221874708cant make an omelette without cracking a few eggs
>>221874708>good luck getting out of this one, loser!
cody quit being a douchebag its frickin dorito tuesday power play coverage of the cheeto football game in partnership with mountain dew and buffalo wild wings
being made fun of by the brits again aren't i
>>221874723yes you can
>>221874713woelf
>>221874722>third worlderwell yeh i live in the UK
>>221874737where do you get the egg from
>>221874730they'll tire themselves out soon
>>221874724sc
>>221874750I actually enjoy it when they do American speak. I say naughty things about them too hehe
Cody have you tried Dalton's ranch recipe? It's freakin epic, dudeski.
>>221874730it's all love codes
>>221874742grim
walked around in the rain last night at 3amtook a knife but met no onehad a homeless shower under a broken drain
cody mom said you're too young for the family blacked dot com subscription, you gotta wait till you're like 21 for that
Ever shagged an arse?
seeing some garbage posts from attention starved dullards
zesty codie
Shit it’s the rozzers
>>221874768luv u 2 Benson
>>221874790thats all american flag posts
>>221874749From one massive ostrich egg. You said "a few eggs." You don't need that many.
cody let's go to cracker barrel
mad how i have to use brave with tor to watch yank pornography these days
>>221874790Cody bro I just saw Payton and Landon go to second base
cody my mom caught me watching porno
>>221874597this is not a yank thing, in fact swedes probably think the same way. >>221874644she told him not to vlog with their baby anymore, he's obv an incel retard who's only been with one woman. She has him on a leash
So you're going by "Anonymous" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
>>221874838s
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
>>221874852you are utterly retarded
cody me and hunter are going to soccer tryouts
>>221874852>YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows upnot what actually happened though is it
vlogging with your baby is not a good thing though so it's the right choice to leave bjorn out of it
>>221874890yo that’s sick me, chase and bryson finna be there, ong
>>221874852you really rattled him attacking the only famous swede in history (a reddit faggot, imagine my shock!)
long egg
Cody my meemaw's condo is free this weekend let's get some bud light and watch that new whore movie
I played soccer in school. Was quite good at it and tennis.
>>221874936lmao
>>221874890we call it soccer in aus too football is AFL
>>221874936roar
Yankmong defending an oversharing manchild
cody eating his grits with green eggs and ham
to be fair applebees does look peng and i would quite like to go there with my slightly brown yank wife
>>221874951it's spelled "awful" and no it's actually pretty good
>>221874921yeah he's seething hard, swedes try so hard to keep face. It's pathetic
>>221874989not sure why but i visualize those mozzarella sticks passing through her bowels and returning to earth in the same uniformed shape they're presented on that plate
cody have you gotten my garbanzo beans yet
>>221874989Mozzy sticks, dillas with sour cream, and bbq wings. That's a bit of me that.
had a blocked nose for like three months straight now don’t know if I have cancer or what
>There were 1,012,000 young people, aged 16 to 24, not in education, employment or training (Neet) between January and March 2026, according to the latest official estimates released by the Office for National Statistics (ONS).This country is done. No future.
Technically Beowulf wasn't a Swede, he was a Geat.
… post breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching live LIV golf Korea on TNT sports 2 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221875008lol
>>221875013ktim but with an absess on my arsehole that leaks blood, think its been there for at least 2 years atp
cody me and deshawn are fixing to get some popeyes, you want in?
>>221875029Thanks for the update Timothy
>>221875022they will try and force us into stalinist style work placements but we will NOT be complyinghold the line fellow neets!
>>221875029whys he wearing a cap inside
Cody bro call 911 that was an epic burn
any "smoke weed erryday" weed man in
Watching Office Space (1999) and wondering what the fuck those jammy Gen X bastards are moaning about
>>221875034had popeyes for the first time the other weekit was much better than maccies etc for a similar pricevery sloppy though
bizarre lot the yanks
>>221875034nah bro me and tyler got some tacos at the gas station on the corner of 9th and 3rd
cody jizz in my ass bro ugh yeah shove your massive dick up my ass yeah ugh
Any docbergs in? How bad are Tim's feet?
>>221875034You should try the caramel apple cheesecake it's diddly dunkers good
>>221875082not a doctor but that’s just fucked isn’t it
>>221875077
>>221875022nooo you dont understand its the brown people ruining this country not the back to back generations of work shy native dossers
>>221875082they'll be in a medical waste binbag before the end of the decade
>>221875077BUST THAT CRUST
our little comedians
sucking timmy's gout riddled toes corrr
>>221875082
>>221875095It's both really isn't it. I'm sure there's plenty of brown people mixed in with those 1 million dossers.
>>221875082that right toe will need amputating at some point, the black infection will never heal (probably because he gets little to no blood flow to his feet)
i do love yanks though
>>221875022based. Let the employim live in the real world
diddly squat farm. you gay pal?
rorke on sucide watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URjyYzi23RQ
>>221875082what causes this anyway?Dr Mouse would know if he were here. Paging dr mouse
>>221875115need one on a roll pronto
if I’m not married by 30 I’m going to sell my flat and go build a cabin in the woods and live there
>>221875127rorke not clicking links
>>221875067rent free
Cosy told me only got a 15% tip at his olive garden shift on memorial day, that's not cool broski
>>221875128he's currently engaged in a research project looking into the effects of ammonia on garden weeds
>>221875119the problem is the flood gates were opened as a short term fix to solve the void created by creating work shy dossershowever you look at it we've bought it on ourselves, useless parents have created too many useless kids that have unsurprisingly grown up to be useless and entitled
mad how we often share /brit/ with off duty jannys. like we're just supposed to be ok with that like theyre the stasi on their weekend off and we just forgive and forget.
This illegal immigrant killed these girls and their boyfriends. LOL
>codypostingthat is SO five minutes ago, get with the programme bruce, we're talking about dull politics shite now
rip mousey died in his shed trying to invent a long egg
>>221875155yo cody that’s not cool bro
>>221875155brown man raging because white women prefer black men. This is very common
>>221875155eyy cabron they got it all blocked off!
>>221875155thats brazy
cody let's touch base at the ren fair
>>221875155Wrong way... down a one way streeet
when a grazer speaks I listen
Cody bro did you see what Orrin Crapo just posted on rumble?
https://x.com/RusGarbageHuman/status/2059535827613495411are you supporting his daddy?
yo cody edgar just hit those chicks on the freeway
something wrong with youtube mixes theyre good for the first bit then usually get stuck playing songs from the same band
>>221875166my bad Jayden im going to the vigil tonight with Marsden and Kevin
>>221875201wtf thats my house
>>221875191nah been catching up on thomas sowells contenthttps://odysee.com/@Thomas_Sewell:e?view=content
>its the british that ruined britain!>no its not, its the browns!
hey cody catch me on the quad throwing a pigskin. you know i'm an all american valedictorian for the carolina cotton pickers? i was first draft at the MVP ivy league trackmeet.
right the cody posting is a bit overdone now
cody that's keighlyn zimmerzerg she's way out of your league
>>221875217it is the browns though, remove every single brown/black in the UK and things become better overnight
>>221875188bro who invited beaver wtf he doin
Mousey working on a beaver-cow-pig hybrid
Actually Starting On Round 100 KINO DER TOTEN...
tea with 3 digestives. let's get it
>>221875155What are the chances of that. A random car and it has 2 snow bunnies with their boyfriends in… is it really that common in america
you coming to the frat party later cody its gonna be so lit, jessicas gonna be there bro shes so easy shes a total whore bro
>>221875240that's john beaver
If you're going to blame the country's problems on immigrants and get them deported, sort your own shit out first. Stop littering. Clean the front of your homes at least. Learn how to talk instead of defaulting to screaming. Otherwise you're no better than the immigrants you shit on.
My name is actually Cody so i can't tell if you're posting about me or the 3 Amerikkkan retards in here
>>221875239yeh? how are you convincing the millions of natives that refuse to work to suddenly fill in all those grim service jobs then?
really angry and upset because I spent £10 on some new ‘strong’ snus and it turns out it’s only 8mg doesn’t taste of anything and does fuck all might kill myself
niggas having an argument about browns in between cody postingman shut tf up!!
absorbing all my poo back into my body running at 100% efficiency
>>221875240DAMMMMMM
>>221875254You nailed our slang this time, although lit has kind faded out of fashion
>>221875269cody quit being a punk dude seriously
>>221875269>>221874060theyre just riffing off my codybait
>>221875280addicted to putting gay lil things in your lip award
>>221874951afl is such a poncey gimp sport
>>221875240stripping bark, damming, thriving
>missed out the codyposting
>>221875326>>221875326
yo cody are you still grounded were gonna play ding dong ditch later
beaver: who up cuttin they treethe rest of the browsers and grazers: :|
>>221875138im 34still in bed at 10am on a Thursday
>>221875155america is funny. when i was younger i wanted to do a kerouac and drive coast to coastbut id do it the other waycalifornia to maine, then back. southern route then northern
What's this then
>>221875188beavers are based. we need to reintroduce them.
>>221875013You've developed hayfever late in life, happened to me too. Fucking sucks. Get the fexofenadines bought.
