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Course the new got nuked. Fucking guy.
How do we solve the Leonardo question?
>>221876009Hopefully he's gone for 3 days after that stunt
I wish I was highI wish I could be high all the time without ruining my life
>>221875045Impressive
>>>/mu/130452200>>>/mu/130452200>>>/mu/130452200>>>/mu/130452200
>>221876009>>221876026What did xhe do
>>221876943Painted the Mona Lisa
>>221877086I didn't know turtles could paint
We got this freezer at work with microwaveable frozen meals in it. (#workplacebenefit)It has a bright light and glass door so you can look at the available options before you open it.Idk why it’s so hard for people to do that, they’ll stand in front of the open freezer for ten minutes until the temp goes from -19C to -7C and then take what they want.It’s not like there’s something new in there every day, it’s always the same shit.Something that drives me NUTS!!!My lunch break thoughts thanks for reading
Drove momberg to workstein
I'm gonna be in Montana tomorrow #hype
>>221877286How many GBP do you earn per trip?
>>221877286What timezone anon?>>221877315You too.PDT here B^]
>>221877286Your mother is like a baby
>>221877315Not much I already cashed in those go last night with a brownie sundae and last week with more legos>>221877344EST>>221877352She is fully independent brotherberg needs her car though
>>221877389>ESTYou sure you're not EDT anon? I didn't know there was a diff until recently.
>>221877389Is brotherberg older or younger than you?
>>221877421EDT is right >>221877441He's older than me and has a car he just wants to use mombergs mobile
In a good American family every person has their own car from the age of 17.
I wish I had a brother
>>221877482>1715 or 16 actually but yeah and a lot of times there will be a spare vehicle
>>221877492I can be your brother if you buy me stuff
>>221877584Sorry I'm poor
>>221877637Step up and get a job so you can afford me
women scare me ngl
>>221877492
>>221877648https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5z5ALuU8ow
>>221877661Women just ignore me.
https://youtu.be/FxBBosk1SRU
>>221877682
I like how internet culture takes around 10 years to reach normgroids I remember all the incel and lookism shit from 2015
what kind of new janitors are we going to get? and who is mad enough to apply after the hack?
>>221877750I always thought about applying I would be a ruthless janitor against third worlders I would have 0 tolerance
>>221877788I look like the 2026 version and yes you will refer to me as they/them
>>221877694that's old hat the new hot trend is Jokermaxxing
>>221877750There's always some loser who's power hungry enough to apply for janitor roles. Redditors have janitors who mod 500+ subreddits and old forums used to have janitors that spanned among multiple websites.
face reveal
bitchass mosquitos tryna get through my window screen but it's just not gonna happen for them lmao
>>221877857big fanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzfKe_G4Ng
When people reach a high level of skill playing an instrument they’ll often end up just shredding away at lighting speed which might be technically impressive but very stale and boring to listen toThis young Turkish girl I follow is going down the same path just fingerblasting two pianos at the same time and I’m like yeah cool but it’s honestly kinda boringAt least she’s wearing skimpy clothing doing so
>>221877857Achievable natty?
>>221875924
>>221877847>500+ subredditshow
>P'takh orders gagh in perfect klingonese
Remember labubu and dubai chocolate? Why has there not been an equivalent this year
>>221878177There has been:Gock
Most of my fond memories of posting here last year involve foot kraut
>>221878198Gock is old
>>221878177dubai chocolate is from 2021 and that consumer gimmick shit usually drops in the second half of the year during the holidays
>>221878205grim if true
Please God let it rain so I don't have to water mombergs plants
>>221878177why are uncs so behind?
>>221878205this website and asmongold are the only reasons im not dead.
>>221878363>asmongoldFucking grim I imagine his audience is 95% 70iq obese mexican kids
>>221878177Labubu was 20 years ago
>>221878417asmongold and fuentes' aren't mexican kid audiences
The Habs are useless
Am I imagining things or has there been winter-like weather along the literal west coast? I'm cold, anon.
>>221878725It's getting p warm in Vancouver. 14C right now by the coast.
>>221878818Meant to respond to >>221878789FUCK I'm stoned.
why do people like tanned skin, it looks ugly and makes you wrinkly
12°C here with a bit of wind
>>221878842Pale is a sign of a shut-in
>>221879074MEEEEE
It is an attempt to integrate a desire for rich melanin.
I was driving on the 91 yesterday and thought of what a Mexican flag posted here the other day, he said in Mexico letting someone get in front of you in traffic is the equivalent of letting them fuck your wife and they will do anything to make sure a car from another lane doesn't get in front of them. I did quite the same thing yesterday and began to laugh so hard remembering that post that I almost crashed
>>221879320That is pretty funny. I have saved this post for posterity :]
>>221879142How do you become a shut-in?
>>221879320That anon was projecting. It's more about owning the space in front of you and claiming what you can get in a left turn.>driving on the 91Imagine it's 4 PM, you're around Corona, and you want merge into a lane in front of some lifted some truck bro who's tailgating like a motherfucker.
the Amish sometimes like to adopt kids because, among other things, it brings new blood into the community. I bet there are some weird genetic combinations hidden away in rural America
>>221879470pretty simple concept really
>>221879470You need to have shitty parents that are enablers or want to force you to stay with them
Some rappers literally spend generational wealth to put themselves back in chains can't get any more on the nose than that
>>221878205Please elaborate:)
Might head into Vancouver this morning.
I had a dream where i was drugged by a group of feral redditors and they used a razor blade to carve the kaiserreich logo on my back whilst trying to convince me it was the coolest shit ever. I went to a doctor and he told me the combination of ink and woulds they used was just irremovable and i would become a living advertisement for a hoi4 mod for the rest of my life.
>>221879993Same bro
FuckkkMy boat might not get here in time for my trip
>>221880067Guess we’ll have to run a TRAIN on you
>>221879890Finding the German of what the helly is a stand out and talking to you late at night when I was playing left 4 dead 2
dreamt, but can't remember them
>>221880120Train don't float
I make $11.67 an hour
I hate being a wagie so much bros
>>221880509what if I told you it basically never gets better no matter how much money you make?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0JP3ddrWc6s
>>221880483Bragging about one's wealth is uncouth.
>>221880173What the hecky I totally forgot about that one already. DaCutie is on the mic!!Have a good…no…have a GREAT day!!!!
>>221877788great image saar. mind if i share?
The 91 freeway is the absolute worse freeway I have ever driven on and I used to drive the 110 in L. A. The 91 is designed to confuse drivers and force them to make split second last minute lane changes constantly to not end up in San Diego or fucking Barstow. Like the lanes are designed to encourage accidents, it the most horribly designed freeway I've ever seen.
I thought momstein was gone and she walked in while I was doing my Tony Soprano impression to my dog and calling her a finook
>>221880662Well, it does. There's a certain income threshold where life does get better and you have way more free time. Unfortunately the majority of us will never reach that threshold.
>>221877788Perfect representation. Not for nothin but a hardcore Liberal in 1996 would be considered a hopeless Chud fascist today. That's how fucking far left Liberals have moved, into absolute insanity land.
>>221881055That's true I supposed, but it's a very fine line. I make +$100k a year and I'm still busy all year with shit. I work with clients who make millions a year and they have basically no free time, they take 2 weeks to go to Spain once a year and then it's back to 10-12 hour days running their business. The best strategy might be to grind it out and save a ton, then retire earlier so you just don't have a job to waste your time.The Sr. VP at my old company had a heart attack when he was only 50 from over working himself and he was super wealthy too though so idk.
Y'all mfers watching tennis? Sinner is losing bigly
lately whenever i see a stupid comment i just ignore them. i've realized it's pointless to even bother arguing with people online anymore, there is simply far too many retards. i miss the early internet
>>221881132it's gotten too urban, shan't be watching
>>221881055Really depends on the field. In mine (IT), the higher the pay typically means more responsibilities, stress, and being on-call. So consequently, you have LESS free time.
^^^ignored that stupid comment
Sargent Poopers Lonely Shart Club Band
>>221881093average latinx poster
There was a Mexican in my house yesterday. He was from Guatemala.
Nothin' like some steak 'n' potatoes
Um, can I help you?
>>221881380white women age like shit my god
Japanese people routinely work 10-15 hour days and this is considered normal. If you start a job at 8:30am it's expected you won't finish until at least 6-7pm.
Her tits didn't age like shit
>>221881141You JUST figured this out? I figured this out in 2007
>>221881737yeah the Brazilian is just gay
>>221881056Maybe on a couple social issues like gay rights. The economic Overton Window on the other hand...
>>221881380>>221881737>>221881761Very strong boobs
I wanted to be a zookeeper when I was a kid and now I'm stuck sitting in an office, resetting passwords for retarded boomers who are itching to replace me with AI/jeets
OH N-
Buongiorno a tutti
sex with sexicans
>>221882098Now what the frigg was that!
>Mexico is #2 in the world in private jet ownershipwhat?
thought about dropping a rock on a dogs head last night.
>>221882191You think cartel bosses are driving through the warzones they create?
>>221882191cartels
>>221882197yellow hands typed this post
>>221882296stupid cunt wouldnt stop yapping at 2 in the am. fucking hate dogs. no other animal does this, by the way.
>>221882110Juorn', Herman
>>221882096basically me right now. I don't do IT but same end result. company is trying to force us to use AI daily so we can better train it to do our work.
>>221881829
>>221874539Worked for me, maybe you're just retarded
>>221882331>Hate dogsThirdie detected.
>>221882331>no other animal does this, by the way.Ever hear cats in heat? Not as bad as a loud dog but annoying as fuck
>>221882411when was the last time a beaver shat in your lawn? when was the last time a beaver kept you up all night? when was the last time a beaver raped and killed your pet?>>221882436cats in heat are annoying but the noises they make are really funny so i dont care as much.
>>221881790>a couple social issuesNTA but that's putting it mildly
>>221880861You too king
Tate McRae is so pretty
>>221882530What's extreme about the decades long medical consensus that homosexuality isn't a disease and that trans people exist?
A foid is barraged with constant attention from ten different moids blowing up her phone.To hold her attention you must be ten times as extreme and entertaining as those moids
>>221882549She's average, the kind of girl you'd see screeching into her phone at a "country bar" in Calgary surrounded by other drunk twits. She'd go home with some drunk dude in a lifted RAM, have 4.5 minutes of mediocre sex, then take an Uber home at 2am and cry into her pillow because she was too drunk to remember a condom.
Animal welfare is by far the biggest litmus test on if a country is civilized or not.
I KNOW IT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FORBUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN DISREGARDALL OF THE THINGS THAT YOU TOLD ME BEFOREI THINK BACK TO ALL THE TIMES I KISSED YOUR HANDSAND HOW I CAN'T STAND THE TOUCH OF ANY OTHER HANDS
>>221882608>i suffer in Canada
>>221877788>ai boomer
>>221882572
world cup matches start at 1 am my time give me a break man you guys don't even think it's a real sport
What is best, a jew an italian or a rom?
>>221882675World Cup is doo doo
>>221882675I forgot it was even happening and I live in a city that's hosting some of the matches
>>221882678>Jew High int and perception.>ItalianHigh strength and agility >Romanian High agility and perception (for identifying copper to steal)
niggas dont know bout noko
>>221882781Shitalian is high grease low intelligence
the brekkenborg hath been kefiratedverily socommence the brapptuationin name of yhwh
>>221882829Sinner lost. Thank G-d
>>221882807Ayy whatch your thonggue
>>221882678americans are spiritually roman
hello
>>221882902hi
>come to /cum/>it's just non-/cum/ flags and retards replying to themsigh... nu-/cum/ is so ass.....
>>221882968Filtering is r*ddit
>>221883015did not ask sweetie
Going to montana in 18 hours
>>221882950hows it going?
Have a large porn folder on my phone however when I click to upload photos on an app all my porn photos show up together with all the other files which is embarrassingDoesn't look like my android has something like a locked folder that hides it from view
>>221883099use google drive?
Her name is Charli D'Amelio
>>221883024Anon's rootin' tootin' big west adventure is about to begin, yee haw!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzcg6VrpgAs
>>221883124For porn? Not uploading porn to Google drive i don't use cloud storage in general besides for backing up my mp3s
>>221882572>decades long medical consensus
>>221883099>Doesn't look like my android has something like a locked folder that hides it from viewit does you're just dumb
>>221883080How are you?
really hate how all my emails show up under optionsim always afraid i will accidentally post my email and some chud will sign me up for a bunch of spam
>>221883175this but with iq being genetic
>>221883152all my porn and 4chan pics are in onedrive and the associated microsoft account isnt used for anything else besides porn/4chan. immensely helpful because ive had a computer refuse to boot and i lost all my data.
>>221883210Not for nothin but why do you come in here talking like you're some white first e when you're a, forgive me, brown favela ape?
>>221883175>the left uses a Beretta 92They would never. It should be a HiPoint or a Taurus. >>221883210um based?
I keep all my 4chan pics hidden several folders deep on my computer I'm afraid my family will snoop around and find a folder full of pepes and apus
I found an old 4chan folder from 11 years ago. Should I post some Chanstalgia?
>>221883263im literally whiter than most americans
>>221883287oh janny, I think we got one
i regularly delete all my media, don't need it
>>221883326you are a pajeet
>>221883287why would your family use your computer?
>>221883311Dude, you wouldnt even be considered white in America. "White" in Brazil is hopelessly brown in real white countries. Nobody looks at your flag and posts and thinks "ah, a fellow white". They just see brown hands. Sorry , but you need to hear this.
>>221883311You know it's true because of the seething American replies.
>>221883345Parentbergs sometimes go on it to order stuff
>>221883188Oh nvm that's right it's the safe folderI did use it briefly but ended up moving it out because I didn't like it for some reason i can't remember
more pablos in america than there are jeets here, that's crazy
>>221883435Denounce vishnu
>>221883310whatcha got
>>221883466vishnu is retarded and gay, i denounce it (i have no idea what that is)now denounce hamburgers and tacos you fatass
>>221883395Not for nothin but you're brown too
>>221883527Denounce your mom for not aborting youn
Vishnu is king
>>221883523Let's see. This was a common reaction image 11 years ago
>>221883435In the sw they're easily like 50% of the population it's insane the sw is like a different country
Hail Vishnu jai bind o algo
>>221883596As was this
there's a bot that's just been spamming /mu/ unabated for months at this pointI really hope 4chan dies soon because I am incapable of quitting on my own accord
>protestant work ethicmore like wage cuck work ethic L O L
>>221883644
hate the pope
Might become a freemason as I enter into my quarter life crisis
>>221883695what dat kitty doing?
>>221883300corr intrestin 'ingtonshire
>>221883695You're not catholic so it doesn't matter if you like the pope or not, even if you are catholic it still doesn't matter his audience is god not youif you don't think that the pope telling people to work less and enjoy the freedom we were promised technology would bring us is bad though then you are simply a soulless wagecuck thoughbeit
>>221883725Denounce King Charles
>>221883697did you know that the 33rd US President was a 33rd degree Freemason?
black people are really bad on the price is rightthey don't know have much anything costs
am hopeless
>they don't know have much anything costs
>>221883945This nigga hopeless
>>221883644Don't forget this guy
the price is wrong
>>221883913Don't need to know prices when you're stealing
I'm hungry like a horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_zbDtLlyKU
man it's so over
Reminder that /cum/ is members only. If you don't have an active /cum/ subscription you are not permitted to read or reply to any posts ITT.
Concession accepted.
Watch your step
>>221884300Sei tu Giusè?
>>221884362Shut up gringo
>>221884378et tu?
We are millennials we founded startups working 70 hour work weeks. We made workplaces more inclusive. We ate the avocado toast. We changed the world and stopped the climate crisis in its tracks and not once did we complain like lazy cynical zoomers do
im busy eating
HI-YEAHI GOT PLENTY OF TIMEHI-YEAHYOU'VE GOT LIGHT IN YOUR EYESAND YOU'RE STANDING HERE BESIDE MEI LOVE THE PASSING OF TIMENEVER FOR MONEY, ALWAYS FOR LOVECOVER UP, SAY GOODNIGHTSAY GOODNIGHT
>>221884394Man pay fucking respect or else
Think I am gonna start looking for arrowheads around creeks. Seems fun.
>>221884398i'm a millennial and I work in retail. brown zoomer girls treat me like i'm Brad Pitt.
i used to go to a doctor and he would prescribe a bunch of meds and i was taking them now i go to this new doctor and i think she doesnt like prescribing meds so i dont take anything anymore even though nothing really changed, its like, its medicine even real when really you're just at the mercy of your doctor subjective opinion
I'm a spicy Latina
oh-oh, you think you're specialoh-oh, you think you're something elseokay, so you're brad pitt...that don't impress me much (oh, oh, ooh)
>>221884597Will you fuck my butt?
>>221884597Latinarita01
>>221884594I don't go to the doctor at all. Unless you're literally dying it's a waste of time
I can't tell if this girl I'm texting is latina or Asian. Her name sounds asianish but a lot of latinas larp as Asian too
>>221884667Pilipina
>>221884667>>>/reddit/ is more your speed normie
We live in a society
>>221884697Jealous
I only go to female doctors over 40, male doctors all have this weird insecure wannabe alpha chud energy to them where even if they're fat as fuck and you mog them they still want to give you life advice, meanwhile older women are like "oh honey you're so healthy for your age! no no it's fine you can drink some beer when you get home these meds won't affect it haha come see me again some time!"tldr when a fat man tells me to hit them gym I tell him to fuck off, when a fat milf tells me to hit the gym I say yes ma'am
Woke up even uglier today than yesterday
>>221884721yeah bro I'm jealous of the two bit mutt whore that you're sending text messages to while she fucks other dick on the side
>>221884698Why was this ugly bitch so hell bent on protecting illegals anyway?
>>221884746Sorry u can't get pussy but that's not my problem nigger
>>221884772>not my problem niggerironic since the pussy in question probably IS some other nigger's problemat least until you come clean up ig, congrats
Just realized kingdom hearts was never good
>>221884803Very stinky posts you're makingInceldom isn't a good look for u
>>221884827It was too hard for a children's game that's all I remember from it
>>221884803>the pussy in question probably IS some other nigger's problemSounds more like your mom's pussy desu
>>221884830told you reddit was more your speed
>>221884863That's not me you can't even recognize posts maybe you really are a nigger. Niggers tend to lack basic pattern recognition
>>221884863This is a sex-havers general little stinklet
>>221884839She has a moustache
>>221884861crazy how who my mom fucks has nothing to do with mebeing an adult is pretty cool>>221884885gosh so sorry, here's (You)r attention too sweatie>>221884888nice digits but your choice of words betray your lack of sex
>>221884839what a bitch
Boyfriend softly goons in your ear ASMR
>>221884748Mother hen instinct misdirected towards shielding Pedros from the law
>>221884913>crazy how who my mom fucks has nothing to do with meSo you admit your mom's a whore that gets raped by niggers
You can tell when someone is a zoomer because their first instinct is to assume every poster is the same person because their primary form of social interaction is discord servers with a dozen people in them, they /literally/ cannot comprehend that there are many people on the internet that aren't in their immediate circle, it's actually kind of depressing to think this is the next generation
>>221884912Her filipina genes kicking in strong>>221884918Trvke
Today is going by VERY slowly Might make sperm in the world bathroom to kill 2 or 3 minutes
>>221884698so who the fuck is Federal Judge and why is he more powerful than the president and deep state combined?
Iran? More like Iwantpussy. Get me over there folks.
>>221884968so true
>>221885013The real president is a federal judge in Hawaii. You can look this up, this is public info
Once upon a time Hu Jintao had a vision for China
>>221885068And what did Hugh Mungus have to say about that?
Netanyahu? More like GetmeaYoohoo. Ya fuckin Jew
>>221885013Federal judges are the president! Chud!
>>221885068>Hu JintaoWasn't that the bad guy from Rush Hour 3?
>>221885013you live in a fake country
How many times have you guys been banned from /int/? And what was the reason for the ban?
They started playing the full version of inna gada da vida on the radioLooks like I'm taking a long lunch break
>>221883778umm hes your king
>>221885124Love me some Ricky Martin
They started playing threesome blowbang bubble butts on my tv, looks like im taking a long lunch break
>>221885075phwoar poor kittingtonshiee
>>221885138He isn't even the king in London
>>221885120I don't get banned very often, maybe 15 times over the past 10 years
>>221885120Tbf I haven't really been banned since the shutdown
>>221885174I get banned probably once a month
Go easy on me it’s my first day as a yn
How long does it take fat fucks before they start to feel like they are starving?
>>221885174Amateur!
>>2218852244 hours to feel normal hunger, 6 hours for starvation.
>>221885224Like 3 hours tops
>>221885247>>221885208Ever since they made the captchas so fucking difficult a couple years ago it's not worth it to post NSFW or be racist to a thirdie
>>221885120Been banned many times: Once for saying slavs are the niggers of whitesSome posts about jeets once Making false reportsDoxxing someone And more i can't recall
https://youtu.be/XfqOB4hvxlY
I'm 37 and look 17
We should send all of the Venezuelan illegals to El Salvador, it was very kino
How come the dick doesn't age much? My dick looks pretty much the same as when it was a young lad
i would look younger if not for the giant dark circles under my eyes
When are we going to Hawaii lads?
>>221885410Me
>>221885224I went traveling with a few people from my university for a conference and this one fat Latina came with us and she unironically said with a smile on her face "I don't understand why I am always hungry before you guys!"
>>221885366Are you able to do a skip and a hop to prove it?
Thats sar to you chud
I sleep every other day. one night i only half sleep for maybe four hours then the next night I'm exhausted enough to sleep for 8
If you go to the Philippines and you hook up with a ladyboy there's a good chance he will lick your asshole
>>221885611Why would you want that that's vile. I'll never get faggots preoccupation with butt stuff It's fucking revolting
Fags are gross period
If you can play the drums to Phil Collins "East Lover", you're a solid amateur drummer with great potential
NEW>>221885628
anybody here want to show me their pussy
