Tongue edition
>>221877030ALRI
>>221877030i love her So Much
got my willy out
>>221877053bit insensitive
its burger time
R U T L A N DUTLAND
>>221877074Really can't fathom why he's had 5 strokes in the last several years
m&s baggy its waggy
Currently eating some diddly dunkers from Jeremy Clarksons diddlysquat farm while my feet rot off.
i prefer cold pizza, does that make me a weirdo?
Watching 30 Rock on Netflix, it's actually a really good show and holds up well considering it came out 20 years ago.Tina Fey was pretty sex back then
>>221877080com runtland angel x
>>221877073Ever heard of a joke you woke bastarf
>>221877117norms will enthusiastically discuss this kind of thing for literally hours
>>221877095It's faggy In your fanny
why didn't you end up getting picked up by a football academy and live your dream of being a footballer?
Smart man smart man
>>221877027yes toilberg is pleased with my performance. the plan is to get me into a more senior position at some point
>>221877105Are Timerthy you should didly dunk employed woman's asshole iykwim
>>221877030need it up my arse
>>221877125can see that it has good writing but just doesn’t make me laugh unfortunately
>>221877155he's a restore man
>>221877158congrats mate. is that what you want? what's your five year plan?
>>221877105timmy got the diddy dunkers?!
>>221877155nuff said
"Simp" and "Pickme" have done catastrophic damage to gender relations as they essentially just mean "being likeable and polite to the opposite gender"
Several extreme cases of mental illness on display in >>>/gif/brit/
i hate women and there is nothing you can do to change my mind
Doesn’t even have a onlyfans link in bio some women just post slutty pics online for the love of the game lol
pov: you're about to get ptsd at blackpool pleasure beach
im number 1 guys. im the bestestest
>>221877240based cody
>>221877240Uh nobody cares retard
Always post, never reply, just out here trying to farm Yous
>>221877240*places a possessive hand on your bottom*you and me both
Cody check out this baller pic I got at the chatthoogee corn holler fair
>>221877256So what?Big muscly dudes show even more skin on Instagram
How do you cope knowing there's not a single woman out there who would go out of her way for you?
>Big muscly dudes show even more skincorr
going apoplectic over the most minuscule of inconvenience
How do I stop my wife from wanting a tattoo
are rupert will let you spread his baps and stir last night's sausage supper for a quid fifty
>>221877226pickme i agree with yousimping is something different
>>221877278so tuff
>>221877278I know she's American but why is she leaning into rap music bling aesthetics so much rather than being Chinese or maybe even British?Rap music is dead in 2026, it died.
>>221877340Your mum died in 2026 when I stuck my big fat cock inside her
thinking about that video where the woman runs into the room with no clothes on and then flies fanny-first at the camera
based
>>221877340America is a black man's country
>>221877340None of that is remotely bling you demented old geezer
>>221877340For some reason it's a big thing among Chinese Americans millennial/zoomer girlsLook at Awkwafina
>>221877323Get a stupider tattoo yourself
>>221877340yeah it’s queer that a woman is wearing jewellery, that’s something they never do nor have done ever
Rap... or as I call it.... "Crap"!
>>221877379Would really rather not
>>221877401eheheh retards attempting poetry
>>221877401https://youtu.be/-riL5A4eiWQ
>>221877372>>221877388It's a brand called Chrome Hearts, which is has been the rappers darling brand for a while now.
mum's got the picky bits in for lunch x
>>221877401it’s not music… people have forgot how to play actual instrument… sad!!
Big Chief Make-Em-Whoopee has many squaw
>>221877430i'd pick your mum's bitssorry that was inappropriate
>>221877425no one cares about your incellious rantings
>>221877425Wrong
>>221877340>Rap music is dead in 2026, it died.That's not true and no matter how hard you chuds try to ignore reality, you can't change it.
>>221877447Sitting next to Lola Bunny, Judy Hopps is a prude and loves getting abortions and I don't want to fuck any of the others
just been scared senseless by a sighting of la poopacabra
ed milliband is a quixotic fantasist
Rap music is dead but somehow still dominates pop culture and literal whos like Don Toliver are selling out stadiums arenas in places like Finlandblows my mind how much you lot cope
i want to fuck fran from final fantasy 12 soon it will happen due to ai
>>221877499are those all rappers in that image? i dont listen to music because im autistic
>>221877523i’m autistic i love music
Rap music is dead, there isn't a single rap song in the Billboard Hot 100 if you exclude Drake (he's bigger than rap)https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100/
wake up at 4am, complete gymtoil, spend the rest of the day sleeping on the sofa or scrolling on brit/tiktok until bed time at 8pm. ive been doing this every day since uni started
>Enters /brit/
Issuing a wind up petition against /brit/
>>221877367Celts are not good at governance. England is infested with the wrong people in power but by god you do not want a celt running their own nations because it'll just implode within a decade. Tremendous people but they do not have stewardship skills, far from it.
>>221877053Why did wayne post that?
rape music
>>221877523 rocky,, j.cole, don toliver are mid rapper and are selling more than the biggest country artists. Let's not include drake in this since he's way too big but its funny how much x/4chan chuds cope about rap and make up lies about it "dying"
The proto bf
Few years ago a zoomie at work was excited about seeing Travis Scott at Wembley and seemed offended I'd never heard of him. Still don't think I've ever heard one of his songs I just know about him because reddit hates him and he's in an upcoming movie about greek people for some unfathomable reason
Another teenager got his wings after swimming on open water x
>>221877536literally debunked, if we add drake, there are 75 fucking rap/hiphop songs on the charts LMFAO
>>221877601We must ban water at all costs it is simply unacceptable that our precious children keep dying
>>221877617Leftypols asking why you hate children if you dont ban water
>>221877601Why the fuck can't these kids swim? Is it microplastics or social media or what?
>>221877367>the self determination to say: migrants welcomebased indeed
If you can't swim then don't go swimming, I mean it's not that hard. This is natural selection.
we are neoliberals
Cymruposter is fruity :3
>>221877656nah lad I'm a far right patriot bruv
>>221877105Anybody who gives money to Jeremy Clarkson is a moron
Holy mackerel cody the weinermobile is in town
>>221877645>>221877633Open water is the sea right? People arent used to riptides and other things because people dont know shit about the sea anymore
>>221877587You're comparing release week sales of rap albums to sales for 1 to 3 year old country albumsRap music is dead, it died
>>221877683Even in exchange for goods or services that you want and consider reasonable value?
>south: abundance of cronem>north: cronem faminecould this explain the north-south divide? would enriching northern culture through the magic of diversity help them escape poverty?
>>221877698>foorballFucked it
>>221877689Bunch of people have died in lakes too recently, 'shock' because the temperature change in their body is too sudden. Then you have the ones who can't swim, like the endless africans across the british isles who drown every summer. Saw one in ireland and they were accusing the authorities of not doing enough to help them.
>steaming toil
>>221877689No I think they've all died in ponds and rivers and lakes. I can't understand it. BBC News - Teenager is 10th person to die in water during heatwavehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0p7j3lwepo
Right well he left on his name from a shitty gimmick and he looks foolish now
>>221877698the reggae boyz issued a most heinous of lickings to the indian menace
>>221877698prosman post your crackpipe
do you guys remember gross gore lmao whatever happened to him
i cant swim. i thought i could because i could when i was young. but i tried it and nearly drowned in the pool. i can manage 1 length and im exhausted. i run a lot so im not fat or unfit but i didnt remember it being so hard. sad!
>>221877499So you're telling me the white incels on 4chan don't have an accurate view of reality? Shocker that is
rorke when he sees a single black person in his little computer game:
>>221877735mmhmm x>>221877740whos prosman
>>221877729>Declan Sawyer, Reco Puttock and Junior SlaterAll white but what grim names
>>221877764idgi the villain is some mixed race ting?
>>221877752A lot of it is technique and body dimensions. If you have big hands and long arms you're going to find it easier. It's a difficult sport. Getting the breathing right is hard too because otherwise you're exercising essentially whilst holding your breath. Not a swimmer myself, but I can float and hold my own in the water just fine.
>>221877764Chuddha...
>>221877774this u bro
>del boy>rodney>mickey pearceproper names
anything black = woke!!! simple as
Years ago I went to sheringham and went a few 100m out in the water. Dad started pointing next to where I was and a seal was bobbing in the water 5 meters away watching me. Panicked for a moment thinking the little cunt would nibble on my toes and then he went under water and appeared 10 meters further every 20 seconds. Fun experience.
>>221877764How is it woke he's pointing a gun at the black lady's head
this is what rorke wants to protect. a giant with a big boner
>>221877817how do we dewokify them
read tom sawyer when i was in year 4 and that was when i realised id be miserable forever. some peoples lives just have a spark to them, mine has nothing. just a pointless individual with no hobbies, a boring career, lack of thrilling romance etc. horrified to think of what id do after reading huckleberry finn so thats never coming off the shelf
>>221877843can’t say, would get arrested
>>221877827cock mogs me, by a significant margain
timbo’s been stalking swedeposter for a long time….
>>221877827Mogs me
>>221877805no thats not me
>>221877852ktimi have this 'spark' somewhere in my soul but i can never get it to surfacei always revert to my boring incellious ways
>>221877852I read Diary of a Wimpy Kid around the same time and realised I was Fregley
>>221877809rodney plonker
>>221877778Reco Puttock sounds like a Terry Pratchett character, Junior Slater sounds like someone I'd like to drown
mad how white working class parents are so bad. no drive for education and uplifting themselves. so many immigrant come with nothing and within 3 generations are middle class but these runts have been poor for thousands of years. it's like the industrial revolution mindraped them forever. you wont see a FOB letting his kids smoke fags in the home. A FOB wont be doing hard drugs infront of his kids. A FOB's fear of god and poverty uplift them. whiteboys born to lose!
>>221877809grandad
>>221877863this is the pic… https://twitpic.com/qjghf
>>221877820Wish that happened to me, love sealads
>>221877643Why do we need to welcome English they are already like a plague here
>>221877912wtf
turning off the microwave colleagueberg’s using to waste their lunch brake
>>221877903get the pikeys vaporised asap
which one you choosinf
>>221877903Yes, while BAMEs are coddled by the British Government from cot to casket, the White Englishman stands alone.The odds are stacked against him.Everyone is awaiting his downfall.It just makes his victory all the more glorious.
>>221877852Was funny how every other word is nigger
>>221877954break not brakebrake is for talking about cars
>>221877963mcplant like usual
>>221877963Bet they cost a fortune
>>221877903Mad how you just know black mixed race means single parent family
>>221877963fiercely neoliberal
>>221877903your skin is the same colour as poo lol
>>221877973that shits made out of smashed up praying mantises
>>221877963double cheez the other stuff isnt nice enough to pay for honestly
>>221877963british maccies did this gimmick about 4 months agojust how far behind is australia?
>>221877986like your grandchildren
>>221877965Coldest post I've ever seen in /brit/.Kudos.
>>221877970i’ll break your little arse with my willy
how do i pull fat bitches in glasgow??? i need a munchie box if you catch my meaning
>>221877781The villain is literally lenny kravitz
>>221878008did he catch that on those hidden cam spyglasses
>>221877993actually they're ahead by about 10 hours
why are celts so cringe
>>221877973Based
>>221877993takes a bit to ship all the burgers down here from those countries sorry
>The White Englishman stands alone. The odds are stacked against him. Everyone is awaiting his downfall. It just makes his victory all the more glorious.
is it cheaper to buy a tub of cheese at morrisons salad bar instead of salad?https://youtube.com/shorts/jtrjwKUIWis
>>221878022So brave
>>221878022This is what I mean. Give celts control of their own countries and they will give it all away to spite the english. Strange people.
going on a week long all inclusive holiday with my girlfriend in Greece this weekend
>>221878036That guy is American
>>221878036The use of the word soda and the can of choice suggest he's American. Yet the way he looks and his name being Paul Stewart both suggest he is an Anglo. Curious...
want to shag dua lipa right up her albanian shitpipe after she’s been out in the sun all day using her sweat and general arse juices as lube so the musky scents fill the air
peeling the sunburnt skin off my ears and eating it
>>221878063rorkes are cryptoyanks
smiling thinking about the codyposting spree from earlier
>>221878063100% british genes. you can tell because the ugliest stupidest parts of america are the most british parts
b-b-but my small boats!
going on a week long wankathon with my right hand in the incel mausoleum this weekend
>>221878060hope she cheats on you with refugee bbc when you’re out there
>>221878077bit weird :/
>>221878055mmm do celts control westminster then? because that’s exactly what’s happened there maybe you aren’t so good yourself
>>221878063his dna and is identical to yours
>>221878083The ghettoes are the most British parts of the USA are they?
>>221878060Did that last year, was alright. Found the bar system annoying because it was so slow you could barely get drunk, think they did that on purpose
>>221878098Bizarre freak
>>221878092NEETs out!Migrants in!Get em housed, get em wanked
>>221878092No they don’t cost that they cost £38bn. very slimy wording
>>221878103We all know who controls westminster mate
>>221878077cock twitched reading this
>>221878060why is your girlfriend in greece and where are you going on holiday to?
>>221878098spaino mate...
>>221878046probably but the bames are lactose intolerant so they'll be getting rid of it soon because of woke
at the beach
>>221878092Im opposed to both small boat migrants and dole dosser scum its not hard to work out
>>221878125oh yes blame the celts for everything then when it comes time to take some personal responsibility blame the Jews
>>221878134no that would be anti neoliberal
>>221878155hs?
>>221878083>>221878107the Virginias, carolinas etc are the stupidest hick parts in the country and they are brits from the midlands
>>221878103proportionally (number of seats compared to population), they have greater control over Westminster than the English.
>>221878154thats the english way
On holiday, just checking if I can post from the hotel Wi-Fi
>>221878141we can thank Scotland/wales/ni for this as they are the ones who let them in
>>221878158restricting freedom of choice
>>221878183He never said this
>>221878183s
>>221878162MmmEngland: 543Scotland: 57Wales: 32Northern Ireland: 18
just stretched out my ball sack and touched my anus with it for a laugh lol
>>221878154Look at the state of ireland and scotland. They are completely destroying themselves and they're willing participants. England has massive push back, scots are loving it and want more. Irish are killing themselves off at a much faster pace. Scottish and irish economies are shite too. Just not the people who should control nations, doesn't work for you (unless this is what you want, but it's objectively destroying the regions).
>>221878159west virginia is the only other place in the world with a town named the same as my hometown so i'll defend west virginia until i dieeven though it's a shithole
>>221878149wot are you some kind of raycist?
>>221878217bit weird :/
>>221878183sir sick fuck
>>221878213did you intentionally ignore an important aspect of my post or do you find reading difficult?
Was in Cambridge today.Always thought Cambridge was the quintessentially British quaint little town with an elite academic institution. Despite the lack of vape and kebab shops it isn't. All I saw were rivers of Indians and Chinese, a surprisingly obnoxious variety that I've never seen anywhere else.I went to trinity college to see the iconic building but my view was obscured by 600 Indian and Chinese tourists all just standing about screaming and taking photos.A disappointing trip
>>221878159Pretty sure there are worse parts of the USA than the Appalachian mountains. And where did the people of New England come from? That's a very nice area and the name would suggest England.
havent gobbled down a whole rotisserie chicken hunched over the kitchen counter like a feral goblin for a while
>>221878235shut up you raped bame
Harambe died ten years ago today
Sir Letme BeClear
might do it. might move to aus
>>221878253I do this when I'm drunk and decide to go to Asda for the scrandemic
wanking my fucking cock off to the gta 4 strippers
oh, they seem to, well
>>221878286Didn't ask
>>221878286b
Australia would be the perfect county if it wasn't for all the Zhangs and insects
waistbands on boxers are too big and ruined by logos or brandingjust give me a simple waistband please
>>221878229Ireland irrelevant we weren’t talking about them. Love to know how Scotland is destroying them self since holyrood has zero control over immigration that is decided by Westminster not devolved issue.>>221878243No I understand what you’re saying about proportion but it’s silly to say England doesn’t control Westminster. Even if Scotland Wales and NI all banded together they are still outnumbered 5 to 1
>>221878286hope it doesnt fall off mate
>>221878092>if you hate this thing then that means you MUST turn a blind eye to this other bad thingI'd like both dealt with please. Get the lazy dossers working and get the 'economically inactive migrants' gone.
mad how anywhere in the world people with british genes settle they become racist ugly and stupid
>>221878320>No I understand what you’re sayingyou understand but refuse to acknowledge it because you know the objective data proves you wrong.
Right so the hotel Wi-Fi works which means I'll be posting here instead of actually visiting anywhere
mental how the inventor of the lie detector also created the character of wonder woman
if I’m a NEET but I haven’t claimed a single bit of benefits ever in my life do you still hate me :(?
>>221878334don't care about 'economically active'wage compression is real
celts balk at being called british therefore using that logic Europeans dont exist lol. such mongs
>>221878346Ironically quite a racist and stupid thing to say. I bet you're ugly as well.
>>221878316You can't swim in their water. Crazy ass place full of shit that wants to kill you.
mad how piss easy my wfh public sector job is. only earn 33k but reckon it’s worth the trade off. good pension as well
>>221878355what lafayette ronald hubbardhe also invented the hubbard telescope
>>221878320Irish are celts you fucking spastic. Celts really struggle with logical conversation it seems.
Proud neet on 1800 a month thanks to pip (I pretended to have several disabilities, invisible ones lmao)
>>221878355>Two women, his wife Elizabeth Holloway Marston, and their polyamorous life partner, Olive Byrne, greatly influenced Wonder Woman's creation.what a fucking chad, in the 1940s as well
>>221878389dont belive you
>>221878347Not really buddy. We were talking about who controls Westminster.Are Scotland/Wales/NI overrepresented there compared to their population size? YESDoes that mean they control Westminster? No. Control implies the ability to determine outcomes. Like I said before a bloc of 106 out of 650 MPs cannot determine outcomes against 543 English MPsPlease come and live in the real world
why are british people generally so ugly and stupid as a rule?
the uk suffers from structural problems that reduce its productivity and economic output
why are american people generally so ugly and stupid as a rule?
any pooey arsed weird little autistic creature in
>>221878410Lmao we talk about pip all the time here plenty of lads did the same thing. Go to the doctor say you have anxiety and depression and you get prescribed ssris. You can then use them to apply for pip and they cant to deny you if you have a diagnosis which is extremely easy to get you just have to tick>>221878395 a few boxes
Fuckin freezin out there today
>>221878431Compared to which race? Which race are you?
>>221878385Who are you arguing with? The conversation started with talking about NI Scotland and wales Ireland was never mentioned
>>221878451white british. english of welsh and scottish heritage
>>221878425>a group with greater proportional control of an entity that translated to direct political power doesnt mean they control it. just because okok mate. quite literally no point attempting dialogue with people with dangerously deluded and brainwashed minds.
I also use my pip money for escorts and booze. Thanks for subsidising my degeneracy
>>221878022She looks mystery meat
what do pip recipients say when asked what you do for a living
Thoughts on abolishing the monarchy?
(tiktok female tts voice): Black Pussy Changed Rorke.
>>221878494i dont think they talk to many people
>>221878092Almost like mass immigration has an effect on young people getting jobs
>>221878494
>>221878499
>>221878433We can fix them by importing more cheap amorphous biomass to fill in the gaps
>>221878494I post on 4chan, drink and goonBut really I don't have to answer this question because I never talk to anyone
>>221878474you're thick as fuck if you think minorities who have more representation than they maybe should 'control' the full thingi bet you think russian minority ethnics control the kremlin
Tummy hurts. too much cheese again
>>221878092oh no no no how will restorers cope?
Just saw an advert from the shit useless device that Timmy uses for his leg pain I think he probably saw the device and fell for it utterly useless
>>221878494never happens
>>221878543cheesy michael
>>221878514scotland tied with nz for most reddit country on the planet
something I will enjoy is growing older and watching our country become less ugly as the awful look british faces are mixed and bred out into more beautiful ones. i reckon british mixed with african, indian, pakistani, carribean, mena, eastern european will create a nice looking face
>>221878565b
>>221878541baseless ad hominem and strawman position.i accept your concession
>>221878474Remember we are talking about who controls WestminsterShow evidence that the 107 non English MPs act as a unified bloc capable of determining outcomes over 543 English MPs.I’ll wait, or you can just run away because you know you’re beat and that’s why you’re trying to conflate 2 different things
wonder which bbc cornerback stud travis will pick to give taylor a proper seeing to on their wedding night
>>221878566
>>221878558Trust the Aussie science
>221878546Steve should be charging you rent for how much he lives in your head.
>>221878576i win
>oi send me some fucking money now so we can stop zogyour response?
clean bonus
Whole reason the government allows millions of subhuman migrants in is creates population growth and apparent GDP growth which they desperately need to keep the bond market happy. It is a desperate and short term fix that will ultimately unravel.Only real fix to the problem is massive, deep cuts to public spending particularly in healthcare, unemployment bennies, and pension commitments. But no government can campaign on that basis as it is impossible to sell to the electorate.
>>221878587is it true glasgows full o specky bams
>>221878584you are unwell
>>221878589kinda funny tho
>221878598
>>221878598Maaate he’s literally saving the country!
>>221878567All of those places are full of uglier people than the British except eastern European which are the same. You just hate white people because you're a racist brown person here to take advantage, or you're a brainwashed "progressive." Go live in Pakistan if you love it so much.
niggabamepops
@ 221878589only the photo posts are mine but keep stalking me and defending a literal low iq chav
remember that this is laughably ugly
>>221878566thats canadaif you take the data at face value, half of canadians use reddit
this guy is made because i'm exposing his idol as an ugly freak
>>221878648It’s not it’s more the fact he hid his face forever and made a whole big deal about a face reveal
>221878635Bit weird to be this obsessed with a low IQ chav no?
>>221878655who even is he bruh
>>221878566>>221878654canada is the scotland of NA while NZ is the scotland of australia so it makes sense
Rorke: I like to move it move it
>>221878632nobody would say britain is full of attractive people. the right ethnic mixtures creates beauty. like in latin america.
@ 221878660bit weird to be obsessed over me posting pics of him for laughs?
>>221878672fucking scremaing
>>221878656It’s just a bit poor going after someone for their looks you could go after him for being retarded by guiding people to his interview with Andrew Gold
we're all fae somewhere
too many posters here spend their whole lives wallowing in negativity
>>221878607That and the rich and upper middle class benefit from immigration since it is a tool of wage and benefit suppression. The solution is mandatory MAID the second your tax burden exceeds your revenue to the state, effective immediately.
>>221878676the most attractive latin americans are 97% european blooded
>>221878690
>>221878659i always think that channels who have made it far without revealing their face should never do it everpeople are going to think your content is worse knowing what the ugly mug behind it looks like
>>221878687brit needs at least one spastic shitflinging argument between two retards happening at all times it’s necessary for the right ambience
>>221878712you mean it is required to maintain the illusion of an active thread
>>221878685he does the same thing, it's simple to just post a pic of him and give quick 1 liners. That Andrew Gold interview is terrible since Andrew Gold never presses him on any real economic issues and bitches about Israel and Jews etc
>>221878694Yes spot on immigrants are scab labourers.The financial elites managing to reframe support for mass immigration as "left wing" is a masterstroke in propaganda.
