They are saying this is the greatest japanese tweet ever made. Check the quotes https://x.com/i/status/2058790031779865070
>>221878929I mean kind of? he is half rightSee how she is wearing a belt under her boobs? thats the only way that works
>>221878929look at all that boobsweatNasty!
it entirely depends on the fabric, no?if it's elastic, it would bend under the bra, you
>>221878929Wait until this guy discovers what a push up bra is.
>>221878929>____, right?>____, y'know?>____, yes?why are jap tweets always written like this
>>221878929>errrmmmm this is sexist and unrealisticI thought heckin based nippon was free of this retardation
>>221880042Because Jap has sentence ending particles that describe the intention of the speaker for: wanting approval, emphasis on what you said, softening your tone , question. (ね、でしょう(not really particle but w.e)、よ、か、わ。。。)It's common to use them in jap, and grok just translates the sentence as is to English(yuck).
>>221881139>toneCould have just said it's for tonal reasons and left it at that. You can do this in English, huh? What do you think? It's really something isn't it...
>>221878929Would collect and drink the boobsweat
>>221881297Sentence ending particles (or particles in general) don't really translate well to English as you'd have to append them to every second sentence you make, of course you can express some level of tone in your sentence in English. Also not all of them necessarily cleanly translate to English (especially without altering the entire sentence structure - good luck with AI sloppa), which I hope gave a broader answer to his question [why do so many jap tweets read unnaturally, with these weird (...) patterns]
>>221881875The only major difference grammatically between Japanese and English is SVO order. There is absolutely nothing alien about 'ですか?' or よね?’ it is the 1 to 1 equivalent of me ending every sentence with 'isn't it?' or 'right?'
>>221879219This you? Oddly high quality pic.
>>221878929god i love oppai so much
>>221882498it's a man
>>221882008Huh? The point is you'd never do that in English because you'd have to append them in English to every second sentence which you would never, not because you can't but because it sounds retarded in English. If you are going to ignore that statement and do it anyway you might as well argue all languages are the same and all words must exist in every language because you can always just drop a 500 word definition in place of a word - pure retardation.Just SVO vs SOV seems like a bizarre oversimplification as well, also は、が、を? especially with all the autistic rearrangements you can make with these.The keigo emphasis (w.r.t たまえ) ,as well as obscured vs directness? Omitting the subject of your sentence? [I am] eating cake - you have to include I am or the sentence is broken.adding all the らしい crap for source of information is also not a thing in english as no forces you to do it, and no one does 99.9999% of the time.depends on how knit picky you want to get, the more gendered term ( わ and crap like あたし) as well are not expressed in english afaik as well as having present and future in the same grammatical tense(?).>inb4 it all doesn't count because it just doesn't ok
>>221881139>>221881297>>221881875>>221882008>>221882596I'm in favor of simple transliteration of particles desuwa. Everyone who matters knows the intended meaning desuwa.
>>221882652It's not like it matters a lot o algo
>>221882522i would still milk
>>221878929So he's right. Photo forces it with a belt touching the underside of the breasts
>>221878929Just imagine anons...
>>221882369YeahSecond time I post this and only one anon notices lol
>>221885333proof?
>>221885399Want a timestamp with the same shirt? I'm still wearing it at home
>>221885469yes please and thank you very much.
>>221885510Tried to recreate the same image so wore the same bra againHope you enjoy anon!
I have dumb japost fatigue
>>221885802very very nicethank you nonaand heil hitler or whatever krautzillians say
>>221885802M'lady
>>221879219>>221885802Pls come to SSpain.
>>221882596Yes you can omit the subject/object of a sentence in English ffs. I am driving a car vs. I am driving. And saying something like 'isn't it?' is literally a particle that takes up the same amount of space at the end of a sentence with the exact same meaning as its Japanese equivalent. Particles aren't Japanese exclusive and yes every language conveys the same meaning because language exists to communicate. It's not esoteric symbols you flash for your in group that only make sense after you've done 10 years of study in a monastery.
>>221879219>>221885802>cheap neck chokers
>>221885802ai
>>221885802come to sweden
>>221883941this
>>221885802Do you live in Norrköping?
>>221889574not seething Norrköping
>>221889574Huh? no I've never been to Sweden
>>221885802i wonder what it's like to get tons of (you)s and simps online just for being a foid
>>221880042desuka?
>>221890100dubs of jealousyCrack that egg tranny
>>221885802Rape
>>221885802Perverted sex NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>221885802Guaraná enjoyer
>>221879219>the armpit hairAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOPLEASE let me sniff it
>>221890768HuhNever had it>>221891672KekI was actually very insecure I didn't shave it in a while and wanted to hide it from the pictureGlad you liked it, it and my pubic hair are the only body hair I ever have for some reason so sometimes I get lazy shaving
>>221879416Don’t worry, I can clean them for her.
>>221891731if you send a picture of your armpit with a little of side boob showing........ my life is yours, queen
She she breaths she is a thot
>>221891731>my pubic hair are the only body hair I ever have for some reason so sometimes I get lazy shavingThis is somehow a bit arousing.I'm curious: I know preferences vary from woman to woman, but do you like guys who shave down there? also how do you feel about fit dudes with stretch marks? A-asking for a friend hahaha...
post more big japanese oppai boing boing pururin eeeeh ecchi please dear sirs
>>221880042>>221881139This is also why "real time translation" doesn't work. Different languages have completely different syntactical rules, so you can't just start translating a sentence before it ends, you may not know for example if it's a question.
>>221892323Just check the quotes like I said
>>221892323OFES-013BOBB-371Enjoy
>>221891888Maybe another time I'm playing everything is crab now >>221892303I prefer men to be shaved down there because then I don't have to get hair in my mouthI don't mind fit men with stretch marks so neutral
>>221892481Ok love thank you mwah mwah. You will receive good Karma for having a little hair on the armpit in that picture hmmmmm
>>221892481I see. Thank you for answering my questions.
>>221878929It's got nothing on this.>>221885802>for youYou're a big girl.
>>221892481>I'm playing everything is crab nowheh, foid game
>>221892481>everything is crab nowPog me too, which pressure are you on?
>>221878929>>221879219>>221885252>>221885802>>221892360
>>221892481>then I don't have to get hair in my mouthSame as my girlfriend. Except I'm weird and I like the feeling of her pubic hair in my mouth, but then she gets less stimulation compared to clean shaving. You can't win.
Simping should be a permabannable offense. You freaks are an embarassment to the male race and you are lowering everyone's value acting like that
>>221890100I got that despite being male
>>221879219Show your hairy pits anon!
>>221892660How?You just said this to get a (You) didn't you?>>2218928438, doing the Darwin challenge where all evolutions are random
>>221893405>doing the Darwin challenge where all evolutions are randomI beat that one yesterday, if you beat Pressure 10 and unlock the mutagen it makes it a bit easier
>>221893450I didn't know that! what does that mutation do?I'll go for it after I die
>>221893669It removes 2 mutation choices and gives you +100 starting mutagen pointsSince you already have -2 choices, it's a free +100 points to upgrade or spend at the ice blocks, which can really help get a build going early
>>221893694Oh thank you for the tip anon that's actually really helpfulGood boy!
>>221885802øm... sex? heh : )
>>221880042asking a question invites engagementmaking that question positive like that also would preferentially mean to invite people to agree and validate the opinionthey think they are right but still not 100% sure
>>221890704lmao
>>221885802Mommy give milkies.
>>221896867thats all of xitter
