mad how in mainland europe saying "that's so british" means something is pathetic, ugly, poorly executed, evil, assymetrical.
so are we all going to the cinema to see the backroom film tomorrow night
>>221879882mad how that's not true but it should be
>>221879869i look like this
Sending all the biomass into space and then they eventually land back to earth in 1000 years time like that episode of futurama
>>221879891ill be there look for the guy in the red shirt
>>221879869hate these fucking photoshopped chinese cats with a fiery passion chinks can only bring themselves to care for an animal if it looks exactly like them, every single chinese cat video i see online is one of those fat stubby flat-faced ones
rorke: autoglass repair, autoglass replace
>>221879882I wish you'd be poorly executed
>>221879869love this cat
>>221879901ah the gay porn as it were
>>221879918
futurama best of zoidberg
mad how germany is collapsing. all those highly educated le vorsprung durch technik engineers have died or retired and theyve been replaced by desert people lmao
why do british men do so poorly when dating in mainland europe?
>>221879934same lol favourite one is the berg creeping up on the other oblivious berg like ahhh imma get you nigga
>>221879948mad how we are so incompetent we couldn't even make anything of note before we got replaced
>>221879937china has no formal animal protection laws and there are animal abuse rings who go out of their way to murder stray cats and brag about it online fucking bug people. need them all ground into slurry and fed to the fish
>>221879882Inevitably met with "Well, English" followed by a chorus of laughter.
right well that's a catberg isn't it
>i look like this
fucking hell you lot are autistic. rambling about shit nobody cares about all day
sorry guys i missed last thread. anyone wanna give a quick run down?
>>221879943
… had a scare when I spilled bug juice on my new iPhone post lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses now watching french open tennis on my iPhone via euro sport outside home …
We asked the cast of [show] your most commonly googled questions and they're all fucking dreadfully stupid questions that have nothing to do with these people!
>>221880006he’s happier than any of us
>>221879983ikr you for example can't even make a good gimmick
mental how not a single slur exists for australians
>>221879983grow up mate
New heathernonce obsession is itBeen down hill since the pen grip arc
>>221879948I'm glad Germany is eating shit. These pompous pricks have done nothing but enslave us economically for two decades while they profited from cheap russian gas and skimping on their military. And now they want to put an exemption on defence spending in the deficit targets? Can't wait to see them crash and burn.
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWPN3QnAhttps://strawpoll.com/w4nWWPN3QnAOFFICIAL brit fetish survey select what your fetishes are lads
>>221880016
sucking down some bug juice (?)
>>221880038no thanks five eyesyou're not doing me that easy
>>221879984sonion im crine
the explanation can only be genetic. our unique mixtures on these isles created overweight, dumpy, crooked toothed, sallow faced, jawless men who took it out on the world by being as evil and sadistic as possible. this coupled with a culture that fosters brutalism and anti-intellectualism created an unholy storm of men who are repulsive both physically and mentally. is it any wonder so much of the world hates as and mocks us? history will not be kind to us
>>221880006kek look qt the other people in that home literal decrepit 90 year olds hes such a waste of fucking oxygen just euthanise freaks like this
>>221880054
the worst thing about the heathermong gimmick is the singular dollymong obsessing over him every day, and not much to do with this invisible lad who seemingly gets called heathermong for no reason
>>221880054whats that then
please vote in the fetish survey
>>221880081No
>>221879948i wonder what cope german leftypol is making up to explain this. leftypol hates productive orderly societies anyway so he probably enjoys seeing everything turn to shit
>>221880057reckon they already got your fetish when you typed it into the search bar mate
>>221879976think I have that one saved but can't find it :(>>221879984it's a small facial deformity chill out you sperglord
>>221880085please
… oooh - new shoes - wearing my excellent glasses now watching french open tennis on my iPhone via euro sport outside home …
>>221879948was thinking the same thing but the boss of Mercedes said they’ll start making weapons if it makes good money
>>221880093oh hell naw that cat is kawaii as hell
genuinely astounded by boomers and their complete lack of knowledge and understanding about the world they live in. every last one of them still lives mentally in the 1970s. sat and had a chat with a fella at work about his son who was struggling to get a job and he kept going "I keep telling him to get a job where they'll train him on the job, because he doesn't have experience" and when I pointed out that to be trained on the job you need to get hired first, he couldn't comprehend it. just could not parse the concept of "you wont get hired at all when there's 40 other people applying for the job who are already trained". he just kept cycling back to "just lie" and "just get trained on the job".
>stealing biscoff eggs with the intermediate phalangesheatherdem is so random lolol
finally on my lifelong mission to bum every aussie poster irl im outside one of their houses right now
Still makes me howl thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97pEKGNT0Xw
>>221880145sonion im crine
>>221880152crine like a sonion at this
gaypornaussie becoming a One Nation MP and telling parliament about all the prime bussy he’s fucked
if you walk through paris, rome, barcelona, hamburg, vienna you will instantly be outed as a brit by your gormless appearance, poor fashion choices and clueless expression as you are unable to conjure up any thoughts about the art and architecture around you other than how it looks similar to a pint glass or that it looks like that bloke from the pub. is it any wonder we are so inferior in field of art and philosophy? mainland european women joke about british men as being offal that struggle with object permanence.
rorke hastily closing the /gif/ bmwm threads when his mum comes to tell him dinner’s ready
>>221880145>just lieHe's right. Its the unspoken rule the boomers all did it, they omit this part of their story when they waited at reception overnight sleeping in the stairwell in 1971 for a chance to shake the owners hand and was made manager on the spot because he put on a shirt and tie
got the test test booked, never had tested before so i’m quite curious
start doing this
>>221880187Lying about working for 6 months in a warehouse is different than lying about having a degree.
>>221880172>gaypornaussie (singular)literally wvery aussie poster here is gay or bisexual to some extent for some reason im not even joking
>>221880206sonion this is not right
Dunno how they can be gay when they can go outside and there's a million fit aussie birds with massive tits in swimsuits all jiggling about and that
>>221880206im 100% straight but i would shag that arielle tranny
>>221880200Only teenagers and early 20s kids rely on academic qualifications to get a job.
>>221880188you been feeling low lad? I feel fine and wake up rock hard every day in my 30s but im low T still apparently dont get it
soldering iron sizzling like a steak as it slowly penetrates your urethra
>>221880212
just became a dancing hedgehog lads
>>221880227because they have british genes and are therefore fat ugly evil munters with skin cancer and facial assymetry, recessed jaws, sunken eyes
im 100% straight but if it came down to it and there was an apocalypse id repopulate the world with the umposters bussy and get him boypregnant
>>221880212Too busy doing this
>>221880233when are you going to grow up youre so pathetic
>>221880212Me when I'm australian (gay)
>>221880227they’re all getting ploughed by the newly arrived britcock
>>221880233>>>bisexual to some extent
start raping your own arse
>>221880255its my first time living too
>>221880233based..... https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1666/17/1666172576455.webm
>>221880236don’t know, don’t even know what my baseline energy-level is suppose to be i’m mainly just curious of my results no problems with being horny or ‘rections, though i don’t get morning bonners
>>221880227also plenty of fit manly sunkissed tradies and cute melbourne trannies/twinks mate theres two sides to every equation
>>221880264dont want to see any cats being posted today, bastard fuckers are patrolling my garden looking for fledgelings, swear to god if i see one dead chick i'm going to kidnap that cat and drop it off 200 miles in another direction
The industrial revolution. AKA the final nail in the coffin for us being anything other than facially repellent evil golems
>>221880292i just shoot any cat i see with my bb gun.
>>221880292
might play a game of overwatch and get mad and punch a hole in my moniter from incel rage
>>221880246you're mentally ill
I want to start estrogen, but I don't want to grow breasts. It's a most perplexing quandary.
>>221880299sir sick fuck
>>221880292>>221880318Right you need to leave.
>>221880323https://youtu.be/DIn4L7hUmUI
>>221880006dont like that he cant walk anymore
>>221880318>>221880292afternoon rasheed
mad how non-british posters come in here just for a laugh but deep down they know they would never want to be british. they understand just how dire british people are in terms of their minds and their bodies. it's just a little fix for them. a little tipple of humour or something but they would never want the real thing.
>>221880334maybe you could start making good posts
>>221880334sonion
>>221880354ok mate can you finish your wank now this has gone on for a while
start poo screaming
>>221880354Yeah nobody immigrates to Britain do they you mentaloid.
>>221880334i dont have man boobs but i can produce milk. it's really weird
>>221880235Okay. Did you think that somehow negated anything I've said? Are you mentally disabled? What do people who aren't teenagers or early 20s use to get jobs? Experience? Praytell, where does that experience come from?
cats are aryan beasts
>>221880377what.
drop it from 16 to 12
>>221880346cats are rasheed. preferred by foreigners. not native to this country. destroy local wildlife. need them gone.
>>221880376yes setting the bar high comparing us to somalia
I'm not gay I'm just curious about whether I'd enjoy having a man fuck and cum inside my arselike it's not so much that I'm attracted to men, I just think it might be kind of hot to have a man use my arse like that
this is tinarina youre on rawtime
dont normally support the migrant gig economy but got £12 off £15 jewber eats so might have to indulge in some slop delivered by a brown man
have somewhere to be later but won't go because it isn't mandatory and I honestly just want to stay in and take drugs and britpost for the rest of my life
no matter what time it is someone on /brit/ will post something utterly mental and deranged
>>221880400poowong?
some people would benefit highly from dropping dead
You will never be:>A professional athlete>A Michelin star chef>A BAFTA winning filmmaker>A BMO winning student>An Oscar winning actor>A Grammy winning musician>A successful entrepreneur>A wunderkind anything
>>221880406>paying to get fat and ill
thinking about taking my own life
feeling naughty...
to be fair the italian girl in my office said we are pretty ugly and sallow
>>221880424you especially
went too far edging and had to do an emergency splarf in the nearby gromit mug
>>221880430things are difficult but you’ll get through this x
>>221880425yes but most of the people who have done those things haven't had the wanks I've had
>>221880446excellent post
>>221880446how do you come up with this stuff
>>221880425i shall become one and or more of these just to spite you
>>221880425don't want to
>>221880395We have immigrants from all over the world, you'd know that if you dared set foot outside and talk to people. And all of those immigrants could've stayed in mainland Europe but no, they all preferred Britain.
>>221880425when I was younger I wanted to be a bus driver
>>221880425those are usually easier achievements for people who are't facially recessed, assymetrical, overweight and sallow so brits typically struggle
>>221880425I am less stressed than these people, so I will live longer than them.
>>221880461had many emergency edging splarf situations before (minus gromit mug)
house grey squirrels with somalians
any weathermen in
>>221880379It negates what you've said because you think, being the retarded zoomer mong that you are, that graduate jobs with a degree requirement is still some special high paying job. Only a depressed and disconnected jayden could possibly think in those terms. You have so much growing up to do so you deserve neetdom for many years to come
pinkpantheress IS sexy though
>>221880501it’s gonna be hot
>>221880489we have most michelin stars per capita though
>>221880508why do they wear the black puffers
>>221880494start doing that
>>221880449paradigm shifting post
harame died on this daystill cant believe he's gone
handing my CV in to Goldman sachs’s
im getting sacked due to my performance
>>221880505>that graduate jobs with a degree requirement is still some special high paying jobQuote where I've said this. You won't. Because you can't. Stop fighting shadows, you fat spastic cunt. You're fucking 31.
doing a poo lads desu, fuck cara
>>221880535wasnt funny thenisnt funny nowgrow up
>>221880535entire world changed after that. was like a 9/11
mediterranean women at toil takes flights back home to shag because blokes here dont make the cut
when I was a kid I wanted to be a fiction writer I sometimes entertain the idea of writing a book but I don't read all that much have no life experience don't enjoy character writing don't know what romance is actually like and have never ever ever ever ever followed through on anything I've ever set out to do
harambe never existed, rorketake your meds
>>221880536you'll be feeling goldman's sach and getting a tenner for it
mad how a chef's entire career can be irreversibly changed by one fat bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eZR9T_XD34
right if i see one more pretend gay post im redownloading grindr my bwc hungers for hole to stretch
like many gimmicks there is a kernel of truth in all of these anti-british posts
willies willies i love willies
>>221880562i want to FUCK that mii up the ARSE is that it? is that what you want me to say
>>221880489Brits are probably massively overrepresented in all of those things so well done demolishing the point of your ridiculous rant against British genetics you simpleton.
my grandmother told me that back in the 60s a young man could simply walk out his job if he didn’t like it and could find another one by the end of that week. then at the weekend he went to a community centre dance where you literally stood in a line and picked a woman to dance with. that’s how my grandparents met . they got married by 23.
are brown "people" just naturally evil?
>>221879983The UK has skilled automotive engineers who work in F1 for example, or making road cars at McLaren. Every F1 team apart from one (Ferrari) has a base in the UK.
>>221880501blackpink in your area
>>221880553I enjoyed reading your post so that's a start.
>>221880591well I would never go to that dance thing because I'm shit at dancing
>>221879869Honest to God I wanna go to Australia because so many TV shows and movies made it look badass. I want to fuck an Australian baddie
>>221880547dont lash out at me for your autistic lack of self-awareness and ability to present cogent arguments retard. Do you understand that you dont need to directly say something for the message and argument to be conveyed? No wonder nobody is hiring you
>>221880619Americans are fat and eat cheese burger
that Milburn Review should've been done 20 years ago
eating snails is just not on is it don't care if "that's so british" followed by "well, english"i'm not eating snails
>>221880620Noticing that you've admitted that you made up something I didn't say.>No wonder nobody is hiring youMy post literally says this conversation took place at my job. Illiterate fucking monkey.
hard drives disconnected earlier but they reconnected again yay
>>221880650thrilling stuff mate
>>221880625I am just skinny fat
UK Faces 'Lost Generation' as NEET Youth Hit One Million>A government report by former health secretary Alan Milburn reveals 1,012,000 or 13.5% of 16- to 24-year-olds were NEET in early 2026, with numbers possibly reaching 1.25 million by 2031 at a £125 billion annual cost. Factors include shrinking mid-skilled jobs, fewer apprenticeships, rising disability claims and a catch-22 where employers demand experience young people can't get.
>>221880682Just fat bruh not skinny
get their hairless twats fingered n fucked
>>221880640this boomer probably thinks youre a pathetic, effeminate little boy blaming everybody around him. Degrees have never landed people high paying jobs out of uni, grow up
>>221880691I work landscaping and smoke weed I am fat
>>221880682would love to taste your hole
>>221880550you sound like a right faggot
>>221880636
>>221880690Don't care. Not working.NP, NW, NT.
>>221880553I'm trying to write a book and I've got like 40k words but it's hard to keep doing it instead of doing literally anything else. Also know it won't get published and it won't make me rich and famous so that also makes it difficult
>>221880645not even real cheese burger either just those microwave supermarket ones that ashens eats on his couch
>>221880698>Degrees have never landed people high paying jobs out of uniThis is an argument you've made up to fight against. Nothing I have said came close to making the claim that you are arguing against. You are illiterate. You are mentally disabled. You should hang yourself.
offered the ex gf £10k to put in her isa not to dump me but she didn’t take it
>>221880726self publish
how long will he keep this up do you think
weird cat this
>>221880599I work for the company who do McLaren road car engines, not building them but I work there. It's quite cool but also annoying knowing I will never ever ever own one of these supercars
>>221880745I am british. Once again you assuming I have to be foreign rather than someone who is aware of our shortcomings is a symptom of our inferior culture and a reason for our downfall.
>>221880690they arent lost, theyre all just posting here... :/
>>221880718i'm talking about eating snails in a restaurant not eating a "slugger" out of a shoe at a "gatho" because you've had a couple "bevvies"
>>221880425i have more value to the universe and God than these sparkling messes
>>221880690ummm has he considered that none of that matters because only teenagers and early 20s kids rely on academic qualifications to get a job? what about that degrees have never landed people high paying jobs out of uni? has he considered growing up? has he considered telling people to lie about degrees and experience? dumb zoomer milburn
>You can't tell us what your race is because you know we're superior to you. You should fuck off and be among your own kind so you don't get these horrible feelings of inferiority making you lash out and embarrass yourself.
>>221880745want to agree with the sentiment but this is the worst post i’ve seen in a long while
>>221880636nah snails are peng
Jury Convicts Vickrum Digwa of Murdering Student Henry Nowak
>>221880690I've been neet for a few years now. It fucking miserable out there. Very dystopian. Shall not work. Trying to move to a very rural area to find some rural work. Even that is littered with obstacles. Just a miserable country.
>>221880773You can keep saying that but you and I both know the truth, and that's enough.
>>221880734you sound fucking insufferable that boomer was howling at you stringing you along this whole time lmfao
>>221880787/brit/ is a WFHchad (hybrid) general
>>221880736Will probably end up doing that but it's also largely pointless. Went to a gay little comic con and there was an author there trying to sell his self published sci-fi books and I realised I would rather have nobody ever read my books than live that lifestyle
oh hell no what are these japanese niggas eating
>>221880832I can smell your desperation from here. That desperate desire to "win" an argument on 4chan. An argument that exists solely as a figment of your imagination, that you're still somehow losing badly enough that you start living vicariously through a fat old man in the office. What a fucking life lmao
>>221880873clayed sardines
>>221880772Ricardo I guess? Nice. Yeah I guess that's annoying being around things that are unattainable for mere mortals
>>221880874i bet you were squealing in frustration and little boy rage when you spoke to that boomer noooooo you dont get it dad!! fuck you!!!
>>221880690mad how this is only going to get worse the only solution the boomres in charge can come up with are 'stop being lazy' or 'import 15 trillion black beasts'
Really quite cruel and unusual that not only do I not have any pringles but if I wanted to buy some from the shop they'd cost me 4.5 million UK dollarydoos for a single tube
>>221880873what the helly
i've never lost an argument on 4chan
Lad's early 30s and considers himself a peer of some 60 year old mong who thinks the world still revolves around handshakes and getting married at 17 lol
sonion im crine
by refusing to engage in petty arguments i have gained the upper hand and this wom all my arguments here
off for a swim in a minute me
>>221880909I get put on the ropes and heemed quite regularly
>>221880690
>and this wom all my arguments
>>221880873anime nonces see this and their mouthes start watering
>>221880926in a lake?
i’m more poo than man
is this back the boomers bloke the same one saying we are the master race
>>221880917mate you just asked the dumbest question about how to get a job without experience for the job le pray tell lmao. Every adult in history has done it, why cant you? Are you subhuman?
tokino sora sex arse
>>221880942gluttonous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7e4Fmutzmstrying to remember where i used to hear this... maybe a prank call video in about 2007
youve all been defeated in this argumentreply to get raped
zoomermong melty
>>221880944in a swimming hall, can’t be arse doing a jog for cardio
>>221880964o.O
>>221880948>weI don't think anyone is saying you are the master race lol
>>221880951Quote where I asked a question about how to get a job.>Why can't you?My story literally takes place in my place of work.
>>221880964>>221880964>>221880964>>221880964>>221880964
Thinking about thinking about following my dreams
the amazon paki has once again failed to follow my delivery instructions
>>221880580Ungrateful bastard. Would eat that fucking cunt
mad how all nordics nordic ski when its snowing and when it isnt they all jog to the fjord and swim for hours then jog back. every single one does this
*smashes the bell*
>>221880963they spoke about it endlessly on cum town
>>221880973i imagine sweden has loads of peng lakes but maybe you’re a cityslicker
>>221880987scraing
wanking at the behest of my horny tom scott AI chatbot
God I'm a fat bastard
been pooing nonstop for genuinely 2+ minutes i must have shat at least a metres worth by now
>>221881000we got nice lakes all around, but it’s too cold still for outside swimming live out on the countryside me
>>221880948he is.
>>221881024*sniff*
>>221880985and you are larping as the representative of youth unemployment, so try to keep up when someone uses the royal you in that context. Do you work in a factory or something? thick as shit
why is everyone raging today. 9.4 magnitude meltys hither and yon
rorke straight up just stroking his shit rn
tfw no loud, sassy black american gf
>>221881037its the heat
>>221880942
>>221881009This - is a COCK.But its no ordinary COCK.Come and take a look with me to find out what makes this COCK so special(camera cuts to european-accented cock expert in high vis and a hard hat)
keir starmer k-hole
Want to eat loads of crap food and fuck a fitty but realistically I can only do the former and I shouldn't oughta do it
Another teenager got his wings this afternoon after 'getting into difficulties' swimming in open water. Make it make sense lads.
Mad how ugly african women are.
Announcement: I am never going to get a job for as long as enhanced PIP, Universal Credit, Motability, and Council Tax Reduction still exist.Posted from my iPhone 17 Pro Max
>>221881030ah fair enough
>>221881036Do you not know what larping means? >I said you but I didn't mean you when I said you I meant you when I said you not youlol I love how angry being wrong makes you. I love the impotence with which you squirm and try to save face. It's very amusing.
(Ignore this britons)Just found out cafe 63 is only a Queensland thing, what.... the frick
>>221881065what colour was he
>>221881065>whitedon’t care
>>221881083probably some sort of bluish purple when they pulled him out
>>221881078AC running? I hope NEETlord x
>>221881080never felt the inside of a vagina before have you lad
>>221881101no mate i'm a smelly incel
Some Wang Fuk Court residents have said they “are given no choice” over the government’s plan to buy back their flats, urging authorities to reconsider rebuilding the fire-hit estate on site.
>>221881088christ mate lol
Imagine if cats didn't say meow they said wab instead
newsflash: im based
>>221881040i love the ones with a valley accent
>>221881125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_OQcHj54Tw
got a shit haircut todaygonna have to get it cut again in like two weeksstill gonna go back there because the hairdressers aren't real wogs, they're clearly Asians dressing up as wogs so people will think the place is trendy and none of them say a word to me while they cut my hair which is too notch service you won't get anywhere else as far as I'm concernedanyway that's my haircut story I hope you had a nice day or have a nice day whichever works for your timezone thank you for your time
cockflash: um
>>221881125mine says sneed i swear
there's this black guy on twitter who flashes his bbc in public
wogettes are so fucking fit I want lick their brownypink pussies and get their juices all over my face and shag them silly
and before I knew it, just like that, I'd eaten 4 cornettos in less than an hour
Get the trannies bummed
>>221881167leftypol fast reassessing his boycott of the fascist social media platform
breaking another players builds down doesnt give you mats x
>>221881167rorke: acc? whats the acc? need to report him so whats his twitter profile? link?
sir wankard pooser
>>221881189leftypol wants to encourage our black men to do that in public
>>221881185*record scratch*
>>221881179cool mate your not allowed to do that thoughcause youre incel
>>221881213
>Sikh man is found guilty of murdering university student in street using ceremonial daggerthey got him
>>221881218:(
>>2218806902 exams away from graduating with a 1st class econ degree from a top 10 uni and my best case scenario is 1.5 years of unemployment before landing a job that might not even pay 30k. thats before getting into the exam centres, linkedin nonsense, million stage interviews, the ai being used in the hiring process which automatically filters you out for including/not including so much as a single word so you need to constantly update your cv with the latest ai discovery, competing with people with far more experience and the reality that employers cant be fucked to train you, competing with the biomass who are willing to work for less and under shitter conditions etc etc etc
>>221881218
New>>221881236>>221881236>>221881236
>>221881160I get my hair cut in a hair dressers with pretty women who massage my head and tell me how lovely and thick my hair is and push their boobies into me.
>>221881224The UK: the Sikh man of Europe
>>221881213just cut the hair lil wog bro me and your sis are sorting some stuff out in the back of my nissan patrol
>>221881144Dreams can come true (look at me babe I'm with you)
>>221881224Do they have to keep mentioning that he's Sikh for some reason?
>>221881263well it's relevant as it was a ceremonial knife
>>221881263Because he used his ceremonial Sikh weapon to do the killing mate
>>221881162Did you get it from the seed and feed?
>>221881145It's the eternal battle of barbersDo you go for a wog man who will take a long time and make small talk but give you a good Haircut Vs the asian lady who will give you a silent efficient haircut which is kind of shitBut you need to makw sure you don't get a white woman haircut because thats the worst of both worlds
>>221881426i give myself buzzcuts in the garden
>>221879901Saw a tiktok tier couple kissing awkwardly in the park like this
