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Watch your mouth
I bet you would let me fuck you if I gave you 100k though
>>221885649Go post your Thirdie shit somewheres else
I AM NOT GAY
>>221885712What about the Pet Shop Boys song “Go South”
Slavic girls type quirky like it's 2010 xD , )))))), lots of exclamation points
Would you let a lady lick your booty hole?
>>221885856my anus is exclusively for shitting
>>221885834Not familiar and ain't looking it up
This is a bit freaky but I'd like to put my penis into a vagina until I cum
My favorite Beatles song is "I feel awful"
>>221885897That's how I made a baby
>>221885898LOL dummy the song is called Eye Falafel, not I feel awful
>>221885918Your fleshlight doesn't count
Why would you let another human lick your butthole that's beyond disgusting
>>221885931John was on a meth binder when he wrote that
>>221885939owned that troglodyte
>>221885918Explain I thought the vagina was just for receiving cum. It makes babies too?
>>221885826I am
>faggot post accompanied by an anime pictureNever fails. There's something seriously wrong with these freaks
why is the bump limit 310 instead of a smooth 300
A great NOFX song is Linoleum
>>221886075You get 10 stunad posts per thread
>>221886075You are DEI
Looks like something funky might be going on with my fermented pickles. Could be the beginnings of mold, but it's hard to tell
None'll tell ye this but me, But ancient Egypt never had an iron age.
Is something funny you smug dickhole why are you smirking like an idiot
>>221886119Hey Pickles, to kill the mold, drop a shot of gin in there, that'll sort you out
>>221886143That's because iron was rare in ancient Egypt
speak a lil chinese for em derek
If society ended tonight and all electricity was lost, what could you contribute to the new tribal society? Can you metalsmith? Farm? Weave? Fight? You would be food for any warlord, face it.
If you were a golf hole how many strokes would it take to finish you
What is with this beaner bringing up niggers every day out of nowhere for no reason?
>Shut up fattyHow does Asmon never miss?
>>221886271I can do slam poetry and teach basket weaving as well as Korean deep breathing
I never thought I was capable of being genuinely racist but jeets have made me. Even if a jeet is polite to me and does nothing wrong, I am still disgusted by them.
are usa the only american country that breeds?
>>221886189That'll kill the bacteria too
This anus was made for shittin'And that's just what it doOne of these days this anus are going to shit all over you
>>221886324Might as well garnish yourself with a nice Hollandaise sauce, m'man cuz you would be food
>>221886335So what's the answer? >>221886339
Racism is okay
>>221886334Her tits are going to be below here waist soon
Uh, guys...The 539 is back.
>>221886398Damn, why didn't she think of all the gooners before multiplying
>>221885628/cum/ has seemed conservative in the past, but NOFX are the opposite of thatI'm surprised you don't see them as "woke"
>>221886334I feel like people have started having more kids these last few years. I see much shit about being parenting on social media
>>221886459>B-B-B-BUT THIS OBSCURE BAND DOESNT HOLD THE SAME POLITICAL BELIEFS AS YOU!!!why are europeons like this
>>221886479/cum/ is ecomically liberal and socially conservative
>>221886271>If society ended tonight and all electricity was lost, what could you contribute to the new tribal societyChud version of what will you do on the commune
/cum/ is fum
/cum/ is economically libertarian
>>221886479birth rate is falling desu. i think we are below replacement
>>221886459No one cares because nofx is a shit band meant for the teenage, coming of age angst phase. Their "best" songs are a struggle to listen to.
>>221886524meant for>>221886459
im economically maoist and socially puritan
I like this imageI know its ai slop but i like this image I want to shot it to youWholesome
>>221886481>They aren't eco-fascist!
I like how angry zoomers get when you use AI for anything on social mediaLike, sorry little niggy, but I'd rather get the gen z stare from a robot than your twerp ass
every day I drift further into believing the only way we can continue as a civilized society is communismnot the faggot tranny type of communism thoughbeit
>>221886608AI makes them seethe because it does their shitty entry level jobs better than them, L.O.L
>>221886479sex should be mandatory across /cum/ countries to justify the name
Do you know how many people of the bad credit this would bring into your dealership? I wouldn't even buy it from the auctionhttps://youtube.com/shorts/-PfwWrUq3GU
I don't know what the laws of this country areI just know i was told to fuck off by the police when a pajeet hacked my phone number and started asking for money from all of my contacts, Or when i went to repair the usb port on my laptop and the guy in the store just fucking bricked itOr when i left my bag under a car and went into my house and some minutes after it disspearedOr when my neighbor drove over my dog to try and kill herOr when they stole all the tires from my dad's car overnightOr when i forgot the keys of my house so i just climbed over the fence and broke the window with a rock and none of my neighbors gave a fuckThe government exists, in theory. They take your money but i don't know where it goes. Maybe they eat it like some sort of cash gremlins
>>221886387Maybe getting a fermentation weight
>>221886271I'd be like Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn
>>221886654can you stop posting this whore?
>>221886691sadly, no
>>221886656car guys are the gayest retarded on planet earth and I cant wait for the day it becomes illegal to drive a car manually just to watch them seethe
>>221886481>>221886553It's just ironic isn't it. OP presumably likes NOFX to some degree but maybe they wouldn't share his views. Pic related.
>>221886667So if I want to live a wild west fantasy go to mexico
This nigga fight like he learned Tae Kwon Do from that Half Korean brotha on Crenshaw
>>221886667if this doggy dog world has taught me anything yous gotta fight crime with crime
>>221886653The thing is you actually need years of study to do art properly and push past the part where its fun towards being a grindA lot of people thought that you can just be given vague directions, some basic exercises, and then pour your "creativity". But thats not what studying "art" readies you for. It prepares you for being a little 6-9 slave cleaning up the frames of invincible moving his hair for 6 seconds. Thats where the "artists" go, and AI won't devour those
>>221886732she is engaged
>>221886734Uneducated is a libshit dog whistleit means has any view even slightly different from the extreme liberal consensus
>>221886734Imagine if his parents didn't hold the same political beliefs as him on the day of his birth? How could he live with himself?!
>>221886734A dude who wears a dress and makeup on stage isn't gonna talk down to me
Honestly compared to university i prefer being a coloring slave. Just having something clear to do and grind instead of vague notions with the looming fear something activates the teacher's mental illness and triggers a tantrum
>>221886734>Uneducated Friendly reminder that he has a bachelors in Social Sciences which is most dogshit easy degree to get
>>221886773I just find it funny when conservative people seem to like art made by people with anti-conservative views>>221886778I don't see how that example is relevant at all
We need to start calling other kinds of Asians out for Japface. My local sushi place is staffed entirely by Chinese.
>>221886526Answer the question, Tanner
>>221886734Anglo socialists have this bizarre hatred towards the working class of their own country its bizarre Like, a mexican commie would insult catholicism, sure, but he wouldn't call a villager a homophobe on social media
>>221886894could be mexicans as chefs.
>>221886887So you're saying some random band's opinion is more important than somebody's own parents? Are you retarded or just european?
Every day it gets harder to see other human beings as people and not just walking slabs of barely sentient meat operating on pure instinct alone. It's getting to be concerning.
>>221886894They are actually Thais
>>221886925No, these ones are Chinese. I've heard them speak.
went to a chinese buffet and heard ranchero music from the kitchen
>>221886924Have you tried taking a MEAN ASS SHIT in the toilet? That normally works for me...
>>221886946Speak some Chinese RN on vocaroo
How do I be flirty in a cool, charming, and charismatic way, as such that my female coworkers won't get the "ick"?
beautiful little cumdumpster
>go to Filipino restaurant >The cashier is Filipino >The chef is Filipino >The waitress is Filipino >The music is Filipino Based Filipinos all things considered
>>221886894I can sense if they have nippon aura or not so it's a non-issue
>>221886986>Hey bitch wanna fuck in the back of my 73 CANDY RED Chrysler imperial while we stare at my bank account balance?
>>221886734Me and my views are much older than your fucked up worldview
>>221887035.
>>221886974I don't speak Chinese, but I've worked in a Chinese restaurant with both Chinese and Thais and can tell the difference between the languages on phonotactic grounds. This is a weird point to get stuck up on.
>>221887133>phonotacticjust making up words
>>221886986 I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>221887105One is like i shitted ok thenOne is I ShittedFuckLike its a medical emergency He Shitted Like He might have Shitted out his lungs damn
>>221887035
it should be legal to kill family members who try to talk politics to you
You guys better start being entertaining or I'm going back to /tv/ until monday.
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO!
>Fat Mike
>>221887147'ducate yoself, niggahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonotactics
>>221887244This from the band that wrote two sog "Don't call me white"
>>221887287
>>221887241
>>221887453yea i just saw that in that v thread too
>>221887234feel that. i got an aunt who obsessively scours the internet for any mention of obama and spergs out on facebook as if hes still the president
>>221886734>uneducated racist idiotsyeah they're called latinos.
>>221887479of course the brazilian is in the one porn thread on /v/
>>221887486I mean obama is the reason the economy is fucked and your generation will never own a home but slay queen. period.
Wow
>>221887498>the onecompletely clueless
>>221887514Wow that's a stretch. Why not Bush? Or Reagan? Ingot it, Jimmy Carter is why you'll die a virgin
i see someone is really desperate for (You)s today
>>221887546Because none of those presidents did anything to destroy the real estate market for non-ultra rich? What even is that argument?
>>221887491Trvke we better start deporting them so America can become anti racist again
*taps the sign*sybau trannyjanny, I own your bussy
Ignore Canada posters
>>221887574So you're saying the 2008 crisis was Obama's fault? Me made banks give sub prime loans to losers?
>>221887533Return to the mean
>>221886553>>221886562>>221886986>>221887533Based Canada making posts of excellence as always
>So you're saying *random thing that you didn't actually say*? Me made banks gib durrr....Why do I even bother with these uneducated trogs...
>>221887695You presented no proof Obama is to blame for high real estate prices you just asserted it without evidence
>So what you are saying is that you find me sexually attractive
>>221887734Yes
My girlfriend is getting extremely fat and won't stop complaining about it
>>221887778Dump her and get a new one
didn't ask, don't care, plus you're a normalfaggot.
Orangeman literally said he doesn't care about home prices
>>221887799I love her like a chump
Sars won.
I've started doing a baking soda and salt water soak to wash glyphosate off my produce, and it's surprising to see how much shit actually comes off it, even after an initial rinse.
>>221887778>My girlfriend is getting extremely fatI don't know why this made me hard as a rock
>>221887829Flirt with thinner girlsDon't go overboard just enough so she notices, it will make her jealous and insecure
creeping out the female coworkers
>>221887887produce falls on the floor of dirty walk-in coolers pretty frequently.
I wouldnt mind a fat gf
>>221887887Salt water soak the strawberries, the results will leave you shocked
Is cum a pro raccoon general?
>>221887960YesAly is loveAly is life
Why don't you losers have jobs? Serious answers only.
>>221887960Yes.
>>221888048i am on social security disability
>>221888048Fuck you talking about, I'm at work right now
>>221888098If you give me all your welfie buxx I'll protect you and give you food and shelter
>>221888048I have a job, I just do it for free
>>221888048I can only mask around normies for so long before completely burning out
>>221888048 I'm stuck on the wheel of constant screeners and phone interviews that just lead to nothing or being ghosted And the only jobs that have gotten back to me are shit like starbucks, which at my age is starting to feel super grim
>>221888127IktfbIt's like tensing a muscle. But luckily I work alone 98% of the day
All the skyscrapers one day will be gone! All the oil refineries and processing plants will be gone! All the highways and bridges!
>>221888231my love for you will remain
I enjoy hunie pop but not for the pornography or dating sim, for the improved version of bejeweled gameplay
It was really nice of God to give Satan and his friends their own little universe to rule since they didn't like how He was running things.
Test
>>221886334look at the gigantic nose
>Dur..... test...
I look like a bum
>>221888305Damn i look just like this guy only fatter. everything really is genetics
Guys if you're enjoying the chill vibes of /cum/ please support the thread
>>221888405But first, a word from our sponsor Goyspace
Boomers always use some decade old email provider I've never heard of like "i use RedWare i got it bundled with my wifi back in 2004"
somehow brazil manages to send their best
Pwiddy liddle baby
>>221888490you smell real sour
Culturally WhiteEthnically AsianSpiritually Nigger
>>221888479they're too far away from Mexico to do business with human smugglers.
ya i'm thinkin......nap time
>>221886771no to me last time i checked
>>221888305LOL
What does the American flag mean to you
>>>/adv/34572124Made one
Imagine if in the show the boys killed at least 1 supe per episodeAnd that they had no V so Eric Kripke actually had to come up with a way to kill other franchises' superheroes
>>221888763failure to occupy vietnam
>>221888763unironically wypipo. I rarely see nonwhite people waving them but every white has one outside their house, pinned up in their bedroom, on their cars, etc.
Why do third worlders treat american capeshit like its modern greek mythology
>>221888405This reply is brought to you by Coca-Colano
>>221888763freddom
>>221888763Colonialism, oppression, and tyranny
>>221888674Based, I'll follow your lead
>>221888763Home
No skills, little money, and no pussy but I still have intrinsic worth as a human, o algo
>>221888995>intrinsic worthYeah about that...
For me it's Solarpunk
its so over
Mouflon or Urial?
Pigs are the only animals that have pink and black skin like humans
>>221889340
>>221889391Now where's a black SKIN cat. Not fur, skin
Double testing up in this bitch
>>221889401
>>221887797AI is hallucinating again… Sad!
>>221889405That's not all black skin silly
>>221889401>>221889401
>>221889428That's AI.
>look at handsome guys profile>hundreds of posts of girls begging to meet and become his acquaintance Must be nice
Epicly trolled I tip my hat to you
>>221889445Cope
>look at handsome muscledyke's profile>hundreds of women thirsting after some dyke pussyWomen are gay as fuck
>>221889511HotThey want to suck on her huge clit
>>221889511even dykes still thirst for penis, or simulated penis there's no way around it
>>221889536Yeah I bet you thirst for penis which is why you think that
Do womenoids actually get a vaginal boner at seeing dick or is it more like a vague sense that they need something to quiet down their pussies? Who can say the machinations of vaginal minds
>>221889536
I think the dog shit app is fixed but now I got to break in my cookies all over again with these annoying ass captchas, I'm never again deleting these cookies no matter what
Pleased to report that it will all be over soon
This is what I crave
>>221889709Announcing reports is a bannable offence haha
The Syrian Hamster is the OG hamster, all others are just posers.
ruined mac and cheese with my incompetence award
>>221889807How do you ruin a 2 ingredient recipe
Syria hamsters... Those are considered the best..
Spotted someone posting to /cum/ in the wild
POKIE MAN CARDS
how come thirdies have such a high prevalence of outtie belly buttons
>>221889836forgot to stir the mac while boiling. i noticed it was uncooked only after mixing the cheese
poopensexen
>>221889907because they get ripped out of their mother's womb by the umbilical cord and dragged around the village as per local custom. this results in their belly button being distended and a grotesque nodule of skin protruding from their abdomen for the rest of their life. their mothers often bite through the umbilical cord with their teeth too, causing it to pull and strain on the baby.
>>221888763When you cut off the stitching there's a blue star hidden inside of it.
Lived in the same building as a french canadian guy. Watched him put plastic garbage in the dumpster for cardboard. Piece of shit.
>>221889836
Why do Indians still cosplay Mr Bean
>>221890157
Come on, post, you piss-deinking sons of circus whores! POST!
Hatebreed - Destroy Everything
They don't make em like they used to:https://youtu.be/-DlMoJ2V6uk?list=RDRD9zsvrxZ_kshame he was a pedo
>>221890337
>>221890337I do but everyone ignores me and it’s me making me sad
I regret not being a doctor.
Heard a w*men talking to some dude really nicely, saying shit like babe and all thatMan it made me feel sad
>>221890528
I'm at the gym in case in you're wondering, I can gym post again because the app is fixed
>>221890337Sorry I was walking home from work
you're closer to being a billionaire than owning all the resources in the universe
>>221890542imagine wasting your time at the gym lmao
>>221890541What mean
Ayo dis nigga walkin
>>221890586Pepe is stuck under the world’s biggest apple
Does this ape really think we care if he posts or not
>>221890583
time to do some bitch made calisthenics
>>221890628yeah dude, I'm gonna waste 6 hours a week killing myself in the gym just to lose 10 pounds in one year, and still be single anyways. I'll pass.
I work in Oil & Gas (poops & farts).
>>221890625Okay how does it relate to my og post
So, if Rome fell in 410 AD, and King Arthur is supposed to have lived around 500 AD and Rome was gone so nobody was writing shit down anymore, and this is about the time the Germanics were moving into England.. that would mean there's no way to tell when the Arthurian legend actually began. Bede didn't start writing shit till about 600 AD, and even so, he would've had little interest in writing about a secular warlord.
>>221890761Read between the lines
>>221890760how much do you make?
>>221890734The gym is for putting on muscle, not losing weight. If you just want to lose weight, you’re better off dieting.
He first appears in two early medieval historical sources, the Annales Cambriae and the Historia Brittonum, but these date to 300 years after he is supposed to have lived, and most historians who study the period dont consider him a historical figure
>>221890821You realize a lot of the Middle Ages dates are speculative due to the lack of documentation? Rather than asking about some roughly established myth or story, maybe ask why we don't have any great resources from a massive period of several centuries. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised when you realize why.
>>221890760is your poo particularly oily
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I keep getting videos of Swedish girls doing bizarre dares again.Sucking toes for 30 seconds, eating another girl’s booger, blowjobbing a cucumber in front of their mother, biting the toenails off another girl’s foot.I’d like to understand the cultural significance of these happenings.
>>221890928THAT IS NOT THE IDF WAIFU I WAS PROMISED
>>221890902Tell me why please I want to know but don’t want to look it up(I’ll copy paste your post in Gemini in case you won’t reply and let the electronic brain tell me)
>>221890891>spend 4 years building muscle>take a month off due to whatever reason>lose all your progresssounds like fun
>>221890902Of course I know why. Niggas didn't write shit down and shit was lost all the tq
>>221890942Yuck!
>>221890942Nastt
>>221890928Fat bitch’s name was Z”L (wilted rose emoji)
They called it the Dark Ages for a reason. It got so bad a few hundred years after Rome that nobody remembered Rome and they thought giants built the Roman ruins they saw everywhere
>>221890986>faggots on gear get weird effects when they get off the gearWhoa… better just be a sedentary slob at home
I tried to jump rope today and failed spectacularly. Then I felt embarrassed imagining some neighbor seeing me trying to jump rope in my yard like a spastic.
eating this straight because i am out of food til tomorrow
How tf do you "run out of food"
>>221891077You can't afford a can of beans?I'd rather starve than eat a condiment
>>221891044Seems racist. Why don’t they change the name to the Light Ages, or the Enlightenment?
>>221891061he likely still works out though and looks normal.
>>221891089that term just means you have nothing good to eat and need to pick up more good stuff.
I went to Comet Ping Pong (pizza gate place) 4 years ago to see my friend's band and they still send me promotional emails every week
Maybe we should kiss each other
>>221891157Pucker up
Maybe we should fight to the death in the pit
Ive been doing exercises on my legs first cus looking like i have hairy child bearing hips looks gay and retarded but they've only gotten fatter and meatier
>>221891221The only legs I do are that zesty abductor machine
evidence suggest that the gays have been reproducing by the separation of replicated chromosomes into two new nuclei, followed by the division of the cell's contents.
>>221891263That thing raped my shit up for a week
>>221891296What evidence
>>221891263Genuinely how do i reduce the fat on my legsI keep looking at the mirror i look like a fat log
>>221891308Hey can you shed some light on this >>221890942
>>221891312the gay evidence
>>221891332You balance it out by cultivating upper body mass and just accept you're gonna be a lumbering oak type of dude
>>221891044>they thought giants built the Roman ruins they saw everywhereI don't think that's actually true. The Old English poem The Ruin calls Roman ruins "eald enta geweorc," the old work of giants, but this is just poetic; they know about classical antiquity.
>>221890969>>221890989There was a massive flood that wiped out a huge swathe of civilization and destroyed tons of record keeping. The era we consider to have happened 2,000 years ago happened more like 800 years ago. Rome is not as old as we believe it to be, there was a precursor civilization that existed for millennia prior to Rome. The world didn't just turn off the lights and go Dark for hundreds of years.
>>221891332Fork put downs to failure and do what the swede said
>>221891332latinas are just built like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueVottY6JFA
>>221891138Pizzagate was real btw
>>221890942People in the first world have lives so boring and safe they push against the limits of sexually licit conduct on youtube to ease their boredom
Had too much coffee before my phone interview was a nervous pathetic stuttering wreckHopefully the hr foid takes pity on me and gives me the job out of pure pity
>>221891370>The world didn't just turn off the lights and go Dark for hundreds of yearsNot the world, but the western world. Rome was the light. Once that was extinguished all we had was Byzantion but that was all the way over in fucking Turkey. They kept shit moving till the 1400s but even they died out I don't know what you're talking about "a flood that happened 2,000 years ago". There wasn't one. If you're referring to the biblical flood that's supposed to have happened like 5,000 years ago. You don't even know what you're talking about
>>221891534I want a MrBeast video where he is infected with AIDS and has to survive 100 days in India.
>>221891558>foids>pityYou're cooked.
>>221890866Not that much. Less than 6 figures. >>221890918Medium
>>221891592Some take pleasure in pitying pathetic dudes, mother hen instinct o algo
I can't stop seething at the fact my reddit account's been banned. I put a lot of effort into it. It's not just about ban evading. All the good posts I made are gone. How do I emotionally regulate this?
This is a Mehicophobic post/cu//cu//cu/
>>221891558I kept giving super short rushed answer i was so nervous. And she'd wait for a minute expecting me to say moreGod I'm such a pathetic awkward freak just shoot my brains out with a cattle gun already
>>221891562I'm not talking about the biblical flood at all, most of religious writing is fabricated exponentially and dates are virtually meaningless because they all reference a false baseline. I'm talking about forensic evidence, stuff like the Antikythera Mechanism. Highly advanced tech that dwarfs anything which supposedly co-existed with it. The date makes no sense, its existence speaks to a highly advanced civilization that was wiped out (and subsequently hidden to support religious dogma) around 2,000 years ago.
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