Literally all I want in life is a mid Anglo gf as a Celtic-American man from Massachusetts, what kinda stats do I need to win her?
>>221886647BBC
>>221887126Yeah I bet she watches Dr. Who a lot.
>>221886647Wait until WW3 breaks out; with luck, you'll be assigned a post in the European theater. If the USA is still a worthwhile power, then you'll have more money than soldiers in other armies, which will allow you to seduce British lasses
>>221886647She looks like a girl who's at my gym
>>221886647don't call my obviously 7-8/10 beautiful pitsweat waifu mid
>>221886647dirty tongue
>>221888508She needs a tongue scraper.
>>221888499Who?
>>221888508How do you clean your tongue?
>>221888541>>221888508>She needs a tongue scraperShe’s welcome to use my willy! Hehehe
>>221889653OPrel
>>221886647name of this mid girl?
>>221890022Literally directly above your comment dumbdumb
>>221886647today any mid f*moid can make thouthands of $$ selling their farts or feets pictures on OFthey win nothing by settling with some dude
>>221891359>they win nothing by settling with some dudeYou wouldn't have survived the trenches