>I choose the bea-ACK
>>221890018Bear deaths fucking suck, they'll sit on you and slowly munch on your body without killing you.
>>221890018women would rather the bear because the bear will always kill them and nothing else more scary you imbecile
>>221890018Uh huh, now remind me chud...how many women die every day by the hands of violent men??
>>221891703not enough
>>221890018Thats the 2nd one this year I thinkBad luck
Did you know that bears have enough strenght to tear your head off with a swipe? And I mean like send it flying with a ripped out spine.Well now you know.
bears are scary. there is some good bear gore out there -> https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1344622324001664 (jannies: it's a purely scientific article)
>>221892165Skill issue. Just stiffen you neck a bit and tank it. Ez.
>>221890018A jeet mma fighter was just killed by a black bear (lol) in Canada
>>221890018Wojtek is back, and this time he wants revenge!!!
>>221891653No, women choose the bear because bears can at least sometimes leave you alone. Men are rapists by default. They even created society as a way to legalize their sadistic urges.
>>221890018She won. This is what all women crave.
>>221892676Not even a werebear? A skinwalker? Just a regular-ass bear? I understand beauty and the beast erotica because it's basically monster girls for women, but zoophilia is fucked up.
>>221891614skill issuejust heem the bear
>>221892195Do Russians all have gold teeth?
>>221890018women like bears because they are violent and sadistic just like mafia boss in their romance novel and it makes them horny and wet
>>221890018amerimutts sell nice spray against such misogynistic bears. works on violent dogs like charm.
>>221892676ive come to the conclusion that white women are just demons pretending to be human
>>221896356Every white woman must choose between dying or hitting the wall. They fear the wall more than the bear.
