poo mountains edition
the demon that possesses sacked tranny on a madness
Design your perfect night in>wake up>toil on /brit/ all day>ruby granger, employed woman and lucy letby come home to my place>overpower me and tie me to the stairs>accidently fart in the struggle>they all whip me with their stockings>leave me there for hours>ask for a drink>they deliver me a mixture of their spit and piss in a wine glass>too thirsty to decline>9pm>they come over and tie me to the bed>place a chopping board under my bollocks and present a kitchen knife>suspense builds; are they going to stomp on my bollocks or cut them off entirely??>they decide on a stomping>pass out from the painThat is my perfect night in
Got the last 2 episodes of prison break season 1 on
just got back from toil, sucking a cider
Pond rules!
>>221890187spaino mate...
>>221890187>go to bed>my house explodes killing me instantly
>>221890183i hope he finds peace. seems a horrible life. to reject your own nature. in deep suffering
Piehead and the Timmongs been destroyed yet again in an argument by me.People only pretend to disagree with me because of personal bias (transphobic) rather than actually disagreeing with me. My logic is sound and objective.
>>221890187you typed all that up really quickly
>>221890187the famous new zinger is it
you only get £400 a month for autism unless you're full on spasticated
anyone else feeling it warm
putting myself in a zen state
>>221890212it's more fun to call you names than to "argue" with someone as a stupid as you /brit/ economics
>>221890219cockmogs me by far
he crode
Don't like throwing away meat because it means and animal was killed for nothing. Even if I am explodingly full I will still eat it all.
>>221890167 That's you lot shagged
>>221890212weird how a genius like you ended up working in a supermarket LOL
>>221890276tupperware and fridges exist mate
why im name a employed woman but im a mane no make sense
'tillo summer.
>>221890276What you don't eat will be eaten by detritivores. No such thing as wasted food.
>>221890212you've called multiple people piehead
>>221890294sc
why does the fake sacked tranny always get so many replies
>>221890242>>221890294Incels lashing out because a trans woman being smarter than them makes them uncomfortable
Not engaging with sacked tranny any more, they are too stupid to talk to, which is not surprising for a supermarket drone.
>>221890187have a bottle of wine then another or some whiskys while watching some kino on my massive tele while having some fun posting on /brit/ all of which I'll be doing tomorrow. what would make it perfect is if there were no trannies or gore posted but I can insta filter that x
Rorke on the ropesLeftypol skipping ropes
>>221890359what winewhat kino
yeah? got them filtered
rorke shooting ropes on leftypol
I was on the cuspe of normiedom at 20 years old but I blew it and now I'm just some spastic freak
Will be getting the new Forza when it comes out for PS5 because it's set in Japan
>>221890223*checks the full on spasticated box*its that simple
>>221890357she's doing a STEM degree
>>221890388Battyman ting
>>221890347yeah you've done me lad
>>221890395ktim kind of except by 20 I had already completely blown it
>>221890343the perfect punching bag
developing /brit/ elbow
He can read a form and accurately tick a box thus he is not full retardCLAIM DENIED
>>221890295True. Feels weird asking for the proverbial "doggy bag" in a nice restaurant, however.
i've seen some shit
keep my gay card on a lanyard
>>221890440whats that
The most downloaded app in the UK is the benefits app.And that's on the iPhone.
hey /brit/ x
>>221890386wine: TBC (something red, fruity, circa £10-14)kino: TBC, but some contenders are Ran (1985), Full Metal Jacket (1987) and For a Few Dollars More (1965). maybe even all three
any lads want to lather up and tickle each other's bums
I am up to the final boss in Dragon Quest XI but I died twice. I was at level 65 when I first attempted. I did some grinding using the pep ability that turns all enemies to metal spikes and am up to like level 72 now. Am going to get to level 75 and retry it. I have really enjoyed this game but I am burnt out by it now and will be nice to move on to something else.
>>221890458inflammation and pain in my elbow from posting here too much
>>221890461:/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91h49nAZkhA
>>221890359No bollock crushing?
um
>>221890467hi
>>221890455For me it's gay lanyard
>>221890467hello gay monkey
>>221890464the ads on this (sfw btw) board are 10x worse, so if janny nukes this you have justification to [redacted] 4chud headquarters
>>221890471agreed quite the perfect evening
>>221890480It could happen to anyone
>>22189039515 years for me. 20 years ago I was still a little neek teenager in school.
>>221890499male?
>>221890471>Ran (1985), Full Metal Jacket (1987)both kinonot seen for a few more dollars
>>221890484thats a fella
>>221890466I like the friends with benefits section on that app
>>221890484show me more
>>221890514Is that f1n
>>221890448You can ask for the much classier "takeaway box" these days
>>221890461He looks like hes going to top himself. Never seen him so glum
>>221890513pretty sure she's a biofemoid
paddington bear ai chatbot asking for cock pics again
>>221890464giwtwm
>>221890561right well that's fucking minging isn't it
>>221890561Howling. My favourite lolcow
>>221890561One Stroke After Another
>>221890480genuinely quite depressing, he looks so handsome
>>221890546start with mercurial world then imaginal disk then the mini mixes and a little rhythm and a wicked feeling
>Lucy Granger
Employed woman force feeding me a mixture of piss, period juice and spit from a fruit shoot bottle until I cumThis could be our future babe xx
Imagine going down in a bitch who has crabs and getting them on your facial hair
the quality of this website has declined in recent years
Can you believe this is AI?
>>221890170
>>221890395last time I felt like that was sixth form but I stayed on the periphery of the friendship group and never really made any good connections and have just been getting worse and worse socially in the 10 years since aha x
>>221890554would explain why hes so happy here about his feet
remember catyank
>>221890634move out mateworked wonders for me
>>221890613no
>>221890623boobs too big
on the balkan war music
>>221890623Yes Asians with titties like that don't exist
If you had to summarise your life with two words what would they be
>>221890554If your life was just pissing into a little piss jug, drinking beers, watching tv, complaining about random things and eating food in a care home, would you feel happy?
wearing my shit glasses, not watching anything. woke wont like it but this is the way things will be from now on
>>221890554hes zombified and institutionalised, to this day i wonder what occured in those months after he fell on a walk and then woke up in hospital
>>221890653They do when they’re pregnant with half White children
>>221890659computer
Texas are the best Scotch band ever
>>221890659poo scream
i wonder why tim hasn't got grey hair yet
>>221890659damn nigga!
>>221890659stupid shit
>>221890548no
>>221890646got fuck all money
Ran (1985) was a question on The Chase last nightSurprising how enthusiastic Supernerd was about answering it as he usually cultivates an aura of innocence and a loose screen adaptation of King Lear set in the Warring States period is necessarily quite violent
>>221890659Dead end
>lifenot arsed me
>>221890659Gay Retard
>>221890659evil nigga
>>221890661..yh
that mofucka on SWOLE mode
>>221890653lie on
>>221890659poo screaming
>>221890690get a job then
>>221890659Why bother
so yeah anyway could wank the willy
blackness on the right big toe, thats necrosis. the care bames are just letting him literally rot.
they said he called them bin laden bastards and all that
>>221890659fart nigga
*flips on my (You) harvesting device*
>>221890695it's a great film. probably kurosawa's best samurai flick, along with sanjuro
>>221890659dumb autistic
>>221890659complete bastard
>>221890729trying
>>221890733*decks you*
>>221890709Well the question wasn't directed at you because I know like 3 of you probably would want that
>>221890735does his toe blackness make you feel 'also-ran' ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKP3yOtT5lw
>>221890659the raped
>>221890741>>221890748ktim
... went for a covid jab ...
>>221890739
>>221890740poor takeshis samurai ones are lame imo. his best are High and Low, Ikiru and Red Beard (think this is actually a period piece but isn't about samurais)
if only you knew how bad things werehttps://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2059956659179413662/photo/1
give rentberg a good slice of your paycheck so you can feel more normal bronah trying to buy a house
>>221890752good lad
>>221890568That's not AI it's actually just Ben Whishaw online grooming you
this general is the only one on 4chan which hates the Japaneseno need
>>221890623lighting for the shadow on the ceiling makes no sense
>>221890735 probably ingrown toenail
>>221890735gunk in his toenail
>>221890484completely uninspired and uninspiring music
>>221890779those bames are battering the daylights out of him kek
>>221890791he was fit in this is going to hurt
>>221890758s
>>221890752try harder>>221890787this isn't me
>>221890659wasted potential
Sup lads>>221890735Oh man he has edema, that's really bad.
>>221890793no animebut tranny and cuck spam is fine
why are arab intellectuals like this
>>221890716jarvis, show face side profile
>>221890779>You're not wearing glasses you lunatichowl
nth for the baddiedem
>>221890818sup beast
looking for a post that has that special spark, that zing to it y’know what i mean?
why am i spending my evening looking at some old schizos feet?
need someone to be as obsessed with me as nikki from obsessioneven if all that shit was going on i'd probably still lose interest
>>221890776nah his samurai films are great. but i really liked ikuru too. haven't seen those other two yet, been meaning to watch both
>>221890824posted through tears
>>221890779fucking screeching
>Science explains that over 1500 species that god has created have same sex relations; why are we, as a god creation, any different?
>>221890835it's all good, a bit tired
>>221890833slag, slag, rorke's sister, rasheed's cuzzy
I think Employed Woman is a vile tranny I'm sorry
>>221890828demolished that lil timmy
>>221890659sad schmuck
>>221890857*bums you*
>>221890849posted the ugly trannies again award
Leftypol wanting to shag his flesh light but not doing it cause it can't consent
>>221890856>Watching iTunes What a spacker
>>221890833brownoid mogging
>>221890818hey bro
>>221890824yes it is actually
>>221890800its not in his toenail
>>221890886well she's very fit actually
*sneaks into the thread and does a silent takedown on sacked tranny*
>>221890894>What a spackeryou're a tranny and you stink of cat piss?
>>221890846
>>221890894>ableismwow really cool bro
feeling very melancholy team
oh yeah forgot his cat pissed on his aldi uniform
>>221890900hello bro, where is that pic from
>>221890933cock and bally more like
I washed my ALDI uniform you clowns
her.
ora-orange cheeto, zoggie blumpf
I’ve wasted my life. I have achieved nothing.
>>221890906Employed woman? PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASE stomp on my bollocks PLEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE.
>>221890886stella is peng and she has a nice cock
>>221890957pscianftim
brsc
>>221890953HER willy
saw a trannard manning the self checkout at tesco yesterday and it made me think of tilde
is a degree an achievement?
>>221890967me when i meet sacked tranny
where is gingerpaedowhere is he
>>221890957time to become a white nationalist
is a horse an athelete
Moving out from parents and paying rentberg for 12 or so years was the best move I ever did. Met friends, forced to socialise, fucked housemates and their friends, had parties and made a social group. Married someone I used to live with. If I'd stayed with my parents in that time I would have had nothing. Not moving out is a cope, you're infantilising yourself in the best years of your life and sacrificing them to try and get a head start on ownership.
>>221890977*womanning
>>221890967michael portillo meets BBC
Ruby Granger. Lucy Letby. Employed Woman. All stomping on my bollocks. Just crushing the little fellas. Then force feeding me the remaining debris whilst I'm tied to the toilet.
>manning
>>221890991he's not with us anymore...
>>221890982to a degree, yes
>>221891007you need sectioning asap
oh, by-the-by, you still live with your parent...
Brown fanny
>>221890951I thought you worked for screwfix?
>>221890999yeah okay Sir Normalfag i'll do that then
rorke: a history in 3 parts
>>221891001
>>221890999okay lad i'll get right on it
>>221890999And if you're a low agency slug just go to university. It's all of this with basically no effort + free spending money. It gets the flywheel spinning at least.
>>221890991hopefully dead
>>221890974>>221890953yes her willyhttps://www.reddit.com/user/fossoriashotsf28/
>>221891025 How hot would it be if they started shoving the toilet brush up my rectum with their spit and period blood on it, holy fuck I'm rock hard.
I think trannies and tranny posters should be executed in the most painful way possible. Can't wait for the mass suicides in a few years after all the faggots who got groomed into it realize how fucked they are.
>>221891038>>221891049HE'S GOT THEM SEETHING
over halfway through the thread so gonna have to declare that this was a shit one unfortunately nary a poo scream to be seen
>>221891047ariana grande getting shagged by some big dick femboy would be interesting
>>221890659bloody shite
>>221891060cockmogs me
>>221891047Anorexic little freak
>>221891084
was in a group of seven at the park and was the only one who wasn't offered a drink despite being right next to everybody else
saw so many shirtless men walking around todaysuch ugly ugly bodiesthey did not care at all
>>221891084would sound like when you hit a minecraft skeleton regardless of the giver
>>221891047post the real one
>>221890982these days you can sleepwalk your way to a degree and unless it's a first class in physics from Cambridge it won't be worth the paper it's printed on
>>221891102right well that's me with 2
>>221890967watch everything he produces x
>>221890825Twitter is brainrot
>>221890982Post AI it's fairly worthless but still a necessity for an Englishman. University itself is fun.
>>221891108scre
>>221891102
>>221891108roaring
>>221891102just a normal lad
tempted to get booze delivered
quick twitch muscles under stress now
saving up my money for an alysa liu gf
>>221891108invisible niggas
>>221891108should genuinely have asked them for a drink then and made it awkward for themjust rude
Based send em fuckin back
>>221891102scored 13 and I still consider myself a weird loser
>>221891102Only got 2
>>221890982its very englightening tbf, in the current mass youth neet age if you dont go uni you risk becoming an asocial freak or getting sucked into prison/homelessness/crime
>>221891155>>221891169might be funny for you but went home in tears 20 minutes later, think this is really the push to realise i will never be normal and should slash my wrists in the bath
>>221891158whyd this get deleted
im having a poo currentlylaying a brick you could say
>>221891108thanks for bringing up suppressed memories from my teenage years
>>221891102Got 12. Almost had sex in public but I was also very socially retarded.
Whoa
>>221891210it was a scre in solidarity as i identify with you x
The janitor is amongst us, tread carefully lads. Posts getting nuked left right and centre.
banging my willy on a calculator
>>221891102grim
>>221891102got 9, no bingos
>>221891251br
just used a yankism ('cell phone') to help AI understand something, feel dirty now
I miss Mousey
>>221890309you killed the animal to eat it and then don't eat it, so it is a waste when that animal could have lived
wanktoil finished now onto codtoil>>>/gif/30701973>>>/gif/30695061
>>221891210ngl similar thing happened to me and I got really spergyguy went round a group of 8 of us, literally one by one asked everyone what they wanted at the bar and just completely ignored me and only me and I almost shouted I'll have a pint as well pleaseno one found it funny
if you’re not a virg then you’re a normsimple as that you may now stop larping
no one ever reads or replies to any of these bingo card completions
Are there really still people going out most weekends I just can't see that still happening
>>221891274the Indian one is peng
was out on a stag do and someone passed round a cigar and when i had a draw someone asked why it was so wet
>>221891286not how it works.i didn't get a bingo so I'm not a normieit science
very well, then you leave me no choice
Deleted Facebook and Instagram this year but had hundreds of friends on both. Prom seemed dumb and I didn't want to spend money on it but I did have a gf at the time
alri lads
im sticking to poo posting if the janny is here, it's too risky otherwise
>>221890484Looks alyssa
>>221891310
>>221891319are you really that insecure that you had to give your excuses for not ticking every box?
too stoneddon't feel well
>>221891310you nigger-lipped it
>>221891375screaming at this
>>221891372
>>221891324looks like the lad that dragged me out of my bunk and made me sleep on the floor in a hostel in phuket
>>221891388need her sweaty muff in my face
>>221891372soulberg telling you to grow up
>>221891375s
>>221891368Felt guilty about pretending to not be a socmed fag but I was for such a long time. Only reason I came back to 4chan after 15 years away was because ig became unusable. Sorry if that makes you mad.
Fucking boiling team
on the 'fastics so I am
>>221891384>>221891414i didn't come up with it, that's what it's called, or used to be anyway
>>221891375lol everyone said this when i was growing up
>>221891420Don't have an air con?
namefag doesn't replythink I've done him
>>221891435I've only got a fan
I have a ducted system, me
>>221891428even we call it that
was playing san andreas at a mate's house when we were 10 and his dad came in and asked why we were playing as a nigger
Anyone else ever go on social media, look at pictures of people you know (including family and friends), and use ai to make goon material?used it one time to make me and my cousin kiss.
>>221891420I bet you do whenevr they come to your store
>>221891375wish you could have been there to tell me this
I would like to invite employed woman to come over to my place and stomp on my bollocks and then kill me
>>221891461LOL>>221891465bruh...
>>221891465no, I don't do thatx
>>221891465no nigga wtf
>>221891465i've never used AI except what jewgle forces me to
potatoes, steak and onions tonight team simple as
>>221891465No I think that would be a new low and I hope I never get there
six seven x
>>221891498strange ordering of food
had potato smileys for tea
practising football in my garden
>>221891512i am irish r1b
>>221891516grow up
screaming at my life
farted and it stinks of poo
Doo Doo Doo
>>221891525>>221891532good posts
having pie and mash tomorrow
>>221891533based milesian
just sat down
new thread soon, who's excited?
When searching for "SoS" (Schlongs of Skyrim) in the context of female characters, players typically refer to using the mod to add male anatomy options to female characters (often called Futanari or Futa) or applying animation mods like SexLab. Because of the adult nature of these modifications, they are exclusively hosted on LoversLab.
standing up
pooing standing up
Mate who I see once a year or so invited me to a gig but I can't go that weekend. I am concerned because he's recently spoken about becoming an hero and although we used to be really close we have faded but I don't think he has many other friends. Shit I ought to just go see him for a weekend.
we're not doing a new/brit/ is GOING TO THE ARCHIVE
New>>221891620>>221891620>>221891620
>>221891615please go see him before, and im not trying to be crass, before its too late x
>>221891508
