demiurge edition
What can I do with this?
>>221890271>dutch interesting, they are usually the friendliest and least autistic from those countries, but they can be elitist There was this one landlord in The Nethrlands that didn't like me despite not causing trouble and following the rules and being very polite. >>221890383cram
previously on drool monsters>>221871797
Where is the previous!
>>221890432had a landlord here in germany hate me for no5 moving out and her not being able to raise the rent beyond a certain % as long as i stayed lol
and now it's time for me to go shower>>221890346the real trick is getting the fucker in the bathhe learned the words for shower and he recognises when I take out his towel, this time he got the better of me and tried to run under the furniture but I was quick enough. >>221890432a lot of old money there, might make some elitists
>>221890479will always remember trying to bath the doggerino after she rolled in fish smelly thingtrying to drag her by the collar but gently and suddenly she just stands and walk in it>do what you must, i'll roll in the dirt anyway
>>221890341I choose to believe that you "forgot" the previous edition on purpose to throw the Demiurge off our trail.
>>221890442>>221890532apologize>>221890435
DELET
Thank God the electoral campaign ends today.
>>221890463well that's a bit different>>221890479>a lot of old money there, might make some elitistsThis guy was middle class, he also lived in the same house btw maybe that's why. I was there only for 2 months. He was divorced and his daughter also lived there and they would be quiet and 2 times the daughter snapped at him and was yelling, I was afraid to go downstairs. He was a good cook and the only time he spoke to me more than one sentence was when I was cooking, I even gave him some recipes. He looked like the father from ALF the tv show. I think he was very liberal, would see him watch Trevor Noah stand up which is the opposite of what I like so we couldn't bond over that.
>>221890581Should have been in the first post. You've ruined everything forever.>>221890479>the real trick is getting the fucker in the bathI just pick her up and carry her off before she realises what's happening. Once she's in the tub, she knows it's gameover.As long as you play it cool and don't let her see the bottle of dog shampoo, she never sees it coming.
>>221890341I am happy despite living in the material world!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tteAAghrR4>>221890532>that feeling when your faith is so deep and strong that mere pleasures and their consequences are unable to distance you from God
Ooff qt alert
my supply of polish milk fudges ran outit is over
happens in your country?
I love the physical world! It’s so fascinating and full of life!
>>221891048not really, haven't had it in years, we didn't have Algida in Bulgaria when I was a kid so was excited when I would go to Greece and have some
>>221890920Give me your address details and you will receive a nice surprise. Btw, I recently had the pleasure of experiencing some Irish coffee ones>>221891050If only matter weren't so imperfect. If only everything material didn't inevitably decay. It would be ideal...
>>221890858>I am happy despite living in the material world!How do you accomplish the impossible?
>>221890858Madonna had some bangers, I really like Vogue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJQSAiODqI>inb4 zesty ass ngga
>>221891203you seem cool in your picture, I trust yousend it to 1249-068 Lisbon pwease :D
really wish i could mail stuff to anons
Ahhhh why must the qtest get the least amount of airtime, you red socialist bastards
>>221890851I suppose he can read me like an open book since he always seems to know somehow >>221890654>he also lived in the same house>his daughter also lived thereI think these types of arrangements tend to work worse than living away from the landlord, I have a friend that got trapped in with his schizo landlady while the war was on and he legit choose to go out of the shelter during sirens rather than deal with her.>>221891048I like frozen fruit or regular ice cream boxes better desu
>>221891377J O U R N A L I S T ' D
>germany anon meeting his wife
>>221891484i don't understand what is happening in this image
>>221891502millennial omegle romance
>>221891527i used to use omegle covering my face with a scarf and pretending to be isissome youtuber filmed megood times
>>221891440>I think these types of arrangements tend to work worse than living away from the landlord, I have a friend that got trapped in with his schizo landlady while the war was on and he legit choose to go out of the shelter during sirens rather than deal with her.>he chose the shelter topkekYeah it wasn't ideal. But the person I was with already had paid the money and it was very affordable and a good location. The worst thing was that the stairs was so old it made an insane noise when going down. I was going crazy during the night cause I couldn't smoke because I would wake up everyone in the house. >>221891484cute
>>221891464Fucking commie islamophile trash the lot of them
watchin' the last samuraithat nipponese village looks comfy as fucktoo bad it's full of autistic nips
gn lads
>>221891733gn bro, good chicken, post more food when you make it
>New York City if Americans, instead of Europeans, had built it>>221891234I simply convinced myself forcefully. One day decided to believe that I am happy and ultimately became. Unfortunately, happiness is not a state but a process (and a rather complex one at that). You have to constantly make an effort to be happy, which can be tiring, therefore from time to time I take a break and become unhappy. Eternal happiness would be insane after all :D>>221891269Indeed, indeed. Oh, it's soo good! I needed this! Things like this contribute to a sense of happiness. Take notes, my British brother (>>221891234)>>221891315Hahaha. I haven't verified this data yet, however I can't help but smile :D>>221891377I wish I could see her. Nevertheless, I like what I imagine. Who needs reality anyway... <3
>>221891502these days they call it mental illness
>>221891484>yasmin>nice
>>221891733night dorf chan
>>221891484Kind of wholesome. I love women like that. She could be my Galatea :D>>221891733Enjoy your dreams, brother!
Bought a small grill to grill in my balcony.It was more or less a fiasco. I was in a hurry and spent too much time assembling it, so I didn’t light the coals properly and so it didn’t get too hot. The first pieces of meat out of it were mid.The fresh sausages that were last came out amazing though.
>>221892372Nice, you gotta let them become white, it takes a bit of time. I got one of these to help them get hot.
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>>221892451I bought something to store the charcoal too.>>221892454Literally me. I guess when you get old you turn into a retard.
>>221892454Lmao I thought about that scene too
>>221892679I just store it in the bag it came in, it can't go bad...One 5kg bag lasts me 3-4 times.
>>221892739You aight white boy
>>221892755Autocorrect changed stirr to store, stupid phone kek
>>221892812I'm brown though
>>221892830Oh yeah you definitely need that. Recently my dad gave one of these chimneys but still haven't used it. Maybe I'll try it next time and they would heat up faster.
>>221892960Saw a thing like that for sale (5€) but thought it would be unnecessary.
>>221893059I'll use it next time and tell you if it helps, I just got some lamb chops, might do em on Sunday if it's not 30C.
>>221893059It does help with time, since all the pellets are together you save up quite some times, it's useful for moments where you are in a hurry
>>221893131Tell me how it goes.>>221893259Sex with brown qt.
>>221891234I feel cheated, I thought you were all tea drinkers, but it seems you prefer coffee nowadays.
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>>221893554banheirao
>>221893446Modernity is an angry bull that tramples all over tradition.
>>221894546tradition is the corpse of wisdom
>>221894582Well then, I guess I'm a necrophiliac.