demiurge edition
What can I do with this?
>>221890271>dutch interesting, they are usually the friendliest and least autistic from those countries, but they can be elitist There was this one landlord in The Nethrlands that didn't like me despite not causing trouble and following the rules and being very polite. >>221890383cram
previously on drool monsters>>221871797
Where is the previous!
>>221890432had a landlord here in germany hate me for no5 moving out and her not being able to raise the rent beyond a certain % as long as i stayed lol
and now it's time for me to go shower>>221890346the real trick is getting the fucker in the bathhe learned the words for shower and he recognises when I take out his towel, this time he got the better of me and tried to run under the furniture but I was quick enough. >>221890432a lot of old money there, might make some elitists
>>221890479will always remember trying to bath the doggerino after she rolled in fish smelly thingtrying to drag her by the collar but gently and suddenly she just stands and walk in it>do what you must, i'll roll in the dirt anyway
>>221890341I choose to believe that you "forgot" the previous edition on purpose to throw the Demiurge off our trail.
>>221890442>>221890532apologize>>221890435
DELET
Thank God the electoral campaign ends today.
>>221890463well that's a bit different>>221890479>a lot of old money there, might make some elitistsThis guy was middle class, he also lived in the same house btw maybe that's why. I was there only for 2 months. He was divorced and his daughter also lived there and they would be quiet and 2 times the daughter snapped at him and was yelling, I was afraid to go downstairs. He was a good cook and the only time he spoke to me more than one sentence was when I was cooking, I even gave him some recipes. He looked like the father from ALF the tv show. I think he was very liberal, would see him watch Trevor Noah stand up which is the opposite of what I like so we couldn't bond over that.
>>221890581Should have been in the first post. You've ruined everything forever.>>221890479>the real trick is getting the fucker in the bathI just pick her up and carry her off before she realises what's happening. Once she's in the tub, she knows it's gameover.As long as you play it cool and don't let her see the bottle of dog shampoo, she never sees it coming.
>>221890341I am happy despite living in the material world!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tteAAghrR4>>221890532>that feeling when your faith is so deep and strong that mere pleasures and their consequences are unable to distance you from God
Ooff qt alert
my supply of polish milk fudges ran outit is over
happens in your country?
I love the physical world! It’s so fascinating and full of life!
>>221891048not really, haven't had it in years, we didn't have Algida in Bulgaria when I was a kid so was excited when I would go to Greece and have some
>>221890920Give me your address details and you will receive a nice surprise. Btw, I recently had the pleasure of experiencing some Irish coffee ones>>221891050If only matter weren't so imperfect. If only everything material didn't inevitably decay. It would be ideal...
>>221890858>I am happy despite living in the material world!How do you accomplish the impossible?
>>221890858Madonna had some bangers, I really like Vogue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJQSAiODqI>inb4 zesty ass ngga
>>221891203you seem cool in your picture, I trust yousend it to 1249-068 Lisbon pwease :D
really wish i could mail stuff to anons
Ahhhh why must the qtest get the least amount of airtime, you red socialist bastards
>>221890851I suppose he can read me like an open book since he always seems to know somehow >>221890654>he also lived in the same house>his daughter also lived thereI think these types of arrangements tend to work worse than living away from the landlord, I have a friend that got trapped in with his schizo landlady while the war was on and he legit choose to go out of the shelter during sirens rather than deal with her.>>221891048I like frozen fruit or regular ice cream boxes better desu
>>221891377J O U R N A L I S T ' D
>germany anon meeting his wife
>>221891484i don't understand what is happening in this image
>>221891502millennial omegle romance
>>221891527i used to use omegle covering my face with a scarf and pretending to be isissome youtuber filmed megood times
>>221891440>I think these types of arrangements tend to work worse than living away from the landlord, I have a friend that got trapped in with his schizo landlady while the war was on and he legit choose to go out of the shelter during sirens rather than deal with her.>he chose the shelter topkekYeah it wasn't ideal. But the person I was with already had paid the money and it was very affordable and a good location. The worst thing was that the stairs was so old it made an insane noise when going down. I was going crazy during the night cause I couldn't smoke because I would wake up everyone in the house. >>221891484cute
>>221891464Fucking commie islamophile trash the lot of them
watchin' the last samuraithat nipponese village looks comfy as fucktoo bad it's full of autistic nips
gn lads
>>221891733gn bro, good chicken, post more food when you make it
>New York City if Americans, instead of Europeans, had built it>>221891234I simply convinced myself forcefully. One day decided to believe that I am happy and ultimately became. Unfortunately, happiness is not a state but a process (and a rather complex one at that). You have to constantly make an effort to be happy, which can be tiring, therefore from time to time I take a break and become unhappy. Eternal happiness would be insane after all :D>>221891269Indeed, indeed. Oh, it's soo good! I needed this! Things like this contribute to a sense of happiness. Take notes, my British brother (>>221891234)>>221891315Hahaha. I haven't verified this data yet, however I can't help but smile :D>>221891377I wish I could see her. Nevertheless, I like what I imagine. Who needs reality anyway... <3
>>221891502these days they call it mental illness
>>221891484>yasmin>nice
>>221891733night dorf chan
>>221891484Kind of wholesome. I love women like that. She could be my Galatea :D>>221891733Enjoy your dreams, brother!
Bought a small grill to grill in my balcony.It was more or less a fiasco. I was in a hurry and spent too much time assembling it, so I didn’t light the coals properly and so it didn’t get too hot. The first pieces of meat out of it were mid.The fresh sausages that were last came out amazing though.
>>221892372Nice, you gotta let them become white, it takes a bit of time. I got one of these to help them get hot.
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>>221892451I bought something to store the charcoal too.>>221892454Literally me. I guess when you get old you turn into a retard.
>>221892454Lmao I thought about that scene too
>>221892679I just store it in the bag it came in, it can't go bad...One 5kg bag lasts me 3-4 times.
>>221892739You aight white boy
>>221892755Autocorrect changed stirr to store, stupid phone kek
>>221892812I'm brown though
>>221892830Oh yeah you definitely need that. Recently my dad gave one of these chimneys but still haven't used it. Maybe I'll try it next time and they would heat up faster.
>>221892960Saw a thing like that for sale (5€) but thought it would be unnecessary.
>>221893059I'll use it next time and tell you if it helps, I just got some lamb chops, might do em on Sunday if it's not 30C.
>>221893059It does help with time, since all the pellets are together you save up quite some times, it's useful for moments where you are in a hurry
>>221893131Tell me how it goes.>>221893259Sex with brown qt.
>>221891234I feel cheated, I thought you were all tea drinkers, but it seems you prefer coffee nowadays.
>>221891269
>>221893554
>>221893554banheirao
>>221893446Modernity is an angry bull that tramples all over tradition.
>>221894546tradition is the corpse of wisdom
>>221894582Well then, I guess I'm a necrophiliac.
gn frens
rise and shine /med/sters
Incel morning /med/.
2 hours 40 minutes on hold with welfare. I'm not made for neetdom
Bonġu.
gm everyone. slacking off from the office again instead of from home. My eye is getting better.>>221899197very incel morning to you too sir. I want to go to the gym today again for the first time since Saturday.>>221899563bongu. Nice images you post. I liked the whacky Reichstag proposal.
>>221899197Incel morning to you too sir
Last cagie day before vacations.
Bonjour meddeurs. Last day at 35° and tonight I'll be free>>221899563Kino pic, there's this carnival based horror game I've been eyeing recently
old lady gave me a speech about anxiety yesterday when i panicked hard and its legit giving me +5 to will saves against panic attackshope that lasts
>>221899621I am committed to my reform (despite now experiencing repercussions), I just need more images.>>221899815>carnival (a joke)>horrorSound like my life. What game is it?
>>221899934It's a text adventure game, called well, Carnival.https://youtu.be/7WOlnDmiU5g?is=z59nAXC6jXRZKX1qHonestly I'm surprised it took so long to have some horror adventure set during the carnival of Venice.
Had to explain my Indian coworker for the third or fourth time how to do something.She looks redeemable but I would exclusively fuck with a condom in order not to risk a pregnancy because the kids would be retarded.>>221899621Almost a week without the gym.Kwabian you are slipping up my man.
>>221900090why would the kids be retarded?also yeah. But I did cycle 90km each on Sunday and Monday and then I got stung by some insect and had trouble with my eye.
>>221900071>I'm surprised it took so long to have some horror adventure set during the carnival of Venice.Some ideas feel obvious, yet evidently not obvious enough to be developed.
>>221900090Imagine having half-jeet kids, terrible
>>221900139imagine the neurodivergence
>>221900105The jeeta is retarded since I had to explain the same shit 3 or 4 times, so I wouldn't want to risk it.>>221900139Volcel.
Today is the day of silence.
>>221900161My goodness yeah>>221900180Watch your mouthBesides jeetas wouldn't want me either
my cat really looks at me like clean it up janny when i clean their litter
>>221900675Entirely self-inflicted nuisance btw
>>221900690
Lack of gf hitting particularly hard these days. It has to be the summer dresses>>221900640Love jeetas. :)>>221900230What did you mean by this?
>>221900675>cat stands in litter box and poops just over the side onto the floorDid it happen in your country too?
>>221900690theyre doing it in theur kitty litter its not like theyre dirtying the floor
why are there some parts of the litter that are solid, is it the pee? are you supposed to remove those blocks?
>>221900958yes and yes
>>221900852Yesterday saw the end of the electoral campaign, and we vote tomorrow. Today we are supposed to reflect (today is known also as reflection day) and media is prohibited from discussing local politics.
Good morning, sisters.Failed PR attempt and it also took all my strength away so I could not be assed to lift so instead I did some 50+ km/h sprints on the stationary bike in the gym.'ussy SHOCKED kwabby ROCKED>>221900852>Lack of gfFor me it's the lack of pussy rn fr, not even a long term gf.Also some random woman on a bike as I was coming home also on my bike smiled at me and said hello to me. Weird.Wish I was as an interesting person as you tbf gman, would help a lot in such situations.>>221900934Did not reply to you yesterday Sir John Nigger.As for le heckin' pupperino I unironically always forget you have a dog. Like you mention it and I remember it for a day or two then just forget again. Guess you being named catnigga insists upon itself as to why I forget about the doggerino.
>>221900958The pooper scooper is for picking out cat poopies and dumping them down the toilet. If you buy clumping litter, the urine will also make little solid lumps, so you can scoop them up and get rid of them too. Imo the power-ranking goes:Good quality clumping litter > good quality non-clumping litter > bad quality non-clumping litter > bad quality clumping litter
https://www.sudouest.fr/gironde/bordeaux/bordeaux-l-homme-pantomime-deguise-en-gorille-agresse-au-couteau-sa-recette-volee-29238307.phpGman the fuck did you do again ?
>Pope calls for a crusade for Germany>wtf>Check out central Europe>See pic related
>>221901182The heir. Black death is all-over so it is going to be messy.
>>221901073whatyou throw kitty litter in the toilet?
>>221901072>As for le heckin' pupperino I unironically always forget you have a dog. Like you mention it and I remember it for a day or two then just forget again. Guess you being named catnigga insists upon itself as to why I forget about the doggerino.Damn, memory problems already, you really are part of the old person club now.It's more like my parents' dog that I take for walks at night though, I don't do anything else other than bathe her every now and then.>>221901196I threw my cat's poops in the toilet and flushed them, yeah. It had little bits of litter stuck to it, but not huge amounts.
>>221901275>memory problems already,>already,I have had memory problems for years by now thoughbeit. The neet period (10+ hours of sleep daily) followed by the wfh cagie did a number on my brain.My memory problems made momberg seethe a lot but by now she just accepts it.>tell your son to do some shit>tells you he'll do it just wait 2 minutes>he forgets about it
First day at my new j*b
>>221901333How many South Asians coworkers do you have?
>>221901355I don't know yet
>>221901333how is it Venetanon?
>>221901194>Muslim Pole assassinated mid-crusade>Taoist Uyghur takes over>Switches to Mazdaki
>>221901367I'm starting in a bit, not there yet
>>221901392>Mazdaki>>221901333Digits say it will go fine
>>221901022That's a nice thing, must feel peaceful but more like a calm before the storm thing.>>221901072Too bad for the PR, you'll get it next time! At least you adapted and did some cardio>lack of pussy rn frUnderstadable, it's mostly this for me too usually. A long term gf would be nice but a relationship would be more hassle than it's worth with most women. Time and money spent on her would be better used on videogames>would help a lot in such situationsThanks for the compliment fren but being "interesting" is quite easy t bh.Honestly there's not much you can do with strangers waving from cars or bikes interaction wise but returning the gesture even if you don't know them is a thing I always doI already told you about it but here are a few things I do that help in small talk and interactions.1. FunFun is paramount. Don't take yourself or things too seriously, have fun, strive for fun in all things and especially in interactions with others. Don't turn down opportunities, explore the world and meet people for more funmaxxingIn the exchange with the girl on the bike, you can wave back or shout something to her even if it's gibberish because you didn't have time to think of something2. StorytellingExperience, stories and knowing how to tell them in an entertaining way is a useful skill. I have a very routine and not that interesting life but it's more about the form and how you tell it than content. To have more experience, go back to 1.3. Listening and being curiousThe real cheat code. It's not about you, it's about them. The more you reflect what people throw at you, the more they will like you.Listen and remember what they say, ask them questions, be a friend and someone who cares. Listen more than you talk and you instantly become more interesting to them. Also it saves you from saying dumb shit sometimes kek.
>>221901100Just needed some money FASTBut fuck I always see that guy. He's dancing for hours even during the hottest days. Sad to hear that happened to him.THD
>>221901252Love kirbymugposting>>221901333Godspeed fra!
>>221901252>reflections on mugNigga finna get doxxed by Jarvis:skull: :skull:>>221901333RIP lil' bro we ain't forgetting you.>>221901635>Time and money spent on her would be better used on videogamesAbsolutely soy take but it's coming from you so it's redpilled and based o algo.As for the rest of your post, knowing that does not matter as long as it does not come naturally, which for me it does not.
>>221901544No reason to keep playing this other than to reach the end date.>>221901635Calm in-between the storms.
>>221901828Anyone else would've stopped a long time ago, but I prefer to play them till the end.
>>221901793>Absolutely soy takeI get more enjoyment out of videogames than I do failing to pursue women. If I was a Chad, maybe I would be doing more fucking and less morrowinding but I am not.Realistically I know I should just grind dating apps for a 0.5% gf RNG drop but I just don't go the heart for it.>which for me it does not.Training goes a long way. I've always been sociable and extraverted so it helps a lot but 70% of the skill is training.
>>221901395alrightreport back if you survive fratello
I foolishly attacked the Wendish Empire but attrition was tearing apart my already smaller armies before the enemy could finish the job so I had to surrender. Italy is now somehow Muslim so perhaps I'll attack them after recovering.
Dumbbells sesh done
>>221902567Zased. Me I'm not lifting shit in this weather doe. I need to go outside now and it's already bad enough
>>221901325Probably a similar reason as to my why brain is slowing down in my old age too, even though I try to give it at least some exercise by reading and writing and learning new things.Can't wait to rewatch The Simpsons when I'm 50 years old and can't remember any of it due to my early-onset dementia.>>221901333Hope all your new coworkers are attractive Italian women 3-10 years older than you.
>>221902673gem
>>221899230Do not falter, you need nerves of steel.
>>221899230bizarre post
Am back from the cagie and it's the weekend, might go rooning monday if they're okay desu.Some guy vented about me in a mail about his toolshed, serves him right desu.
thought you guys would like a cleaning before and after
>>221903397good as new
>>221903397>>221903413nice, but long overdue. I also clean my phone with disinfectant every couple days, bc phones get very dirty otherwise.
One of the neighbors is a twink with a fat gf and I just overheard her nagging and bitching. Yeah I'm good
>>221903459>clean my phone with disinfectant every couple daysGerms many>>221903552It do be like that
>>221903459every few days is excessivebut you are right mine was overdue but i wasn't in a good place last year to be honest
>>221903552>twink with a fat gfgrim>>221903582>Germs manyon your phone maybe>>221903621>every few days is excessiveI don't think so, considering you touch your phone all the time
america is a funny place man >>221903333>>221903650fair
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>>221903552>twink with a fat gf Hard to imagine a French woman being fat. It's like imagining a black person speaking Russian.
>>221903552straight twinks are not real take your meds
>>221903797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hxBd4lW3dU
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>>221903882
Hey /med/, slacking a lil bit at the cagie and looking forward to the weekend. I'm coming back home after lunch and the good thing is that I won't have to stand my sister since she's living now in Milan as an au-pair (for those who don't remember, she's the one who had a pajeet boyfriend in the UK). >>221900852>Lack of gf hitting particularly hard these daysThe amount of women who cheat on their bfs and husbands is incredibly high. Knowing this, not having a gf nowadays is definitely a win in most of cases.>>221901635Great input, G-Man.
>>221903397Holy shit, did you drop a pack of butter on that keyboard? But good on you, it looks way cleaner and better>>221903459Truth, I also do it regularly>>221903621>every few days is excessiveIt's not, it really accumulates fast.>>221903797They do exist sadly. More and more now too>>221903824Gayspeak got culturally appropriated by chuds. Now it just means skinny guy, deal with it
>>221903937>The amount of women who cheat on their bfs and husbands is incredibly high. Knowing this, not having a gf nowadays is definitely a win in most of cases.that's copeanyway, I used to have a normie friend who's Galician gf did cheat on him, so maybe you are onto something.
It hasn't been a week yet, and I'm going insane.
>>221904006A week of what ?
good morning niggas>>221899800I'll have to endure 3 days next week before freedomalso since I didn't plan to travel on vacations this year, I think I'm thinking about getting the car and going visit some stuff in other states, looks like anoter +3000km trip in the makingMomo absolutely SHOCKED
>>221903937Good news for you and italian jeets!>incredibly highPretty grim, it is what it is though>Great input, G-Man.Thanks fren :)>>221904136Based Boomah going on another odyssey, you deserve it fren for dealing with an ungodly amount of bullshit.Same for Portuchad
>>221903835I am shocked.
>>221903947i just kept eating while using my pc like a retard
>>221904001It is just my personal observation, I wish it wasn't like that. I say this because there are women in my workplace environment who have been with their boyfriends for years and who don't hesitate to have attitudes that can definitely be considered cheating. There are luckily wholesome and loyal women too, but the tendency is worrying.
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>>221904101Avoiding certain content, but more relevant to my previous post, no masturbation.
I gooned 10 times this month, which is above average to me but pathetic to Magyacel's standards.
>>221904397I think I remember reading somewhere that Spanish couples have relatively high rates of infidelity so maybe it's a Spanish thing
>>221904507The older I get, the hornier I get.
>>221904136Wanna go to Acre ?>>221904442I see, good luck with the coomposting
Salad, tomato, mozzarellaIcecreamIced coffeeAll organic>>221904363Yeah that's a hard habit to lose once you get it I suppose.I only drink coffee at the PC but that's it personally.
They blocked a part of the road a few meters further away and now everybody drives in my street, I hate it
>>221904227thank you, G-homem>>221904764>Wanna go to AcreI said 3000, not 10000
>>221905162That's what I call a road trip desu
>>221904507At least you're keeping your anima inside instead of wasting it. That's why Magyacel is depressed while you are thriving, and boosting with schizo energy.>>221904995Unleash the gypsy neighbor on them
boomah on vacation be like:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780058530522558.mp4
Good afternoon, weather got a little easier today, when sun goes down a bit i will touch grass (to cut it with the lawnmower but not the comfy minitruck one the shitty one you have to push and that pulverizes dried up dog turds in your face when you go over them)
some boomer's apartment has a legionella reading of 7000 cfu and now all of us can't shower till they fix it
>>221905640KEKbut I wouldn't be drinking Corona
>>221905817Ponder the aroma>>221905893My dad loves shit ass beer like Corona or Kronenberg. It's enough to make one sober
Paid 20€ for the haircut, that's over 1€/ minute, she was cute but might as well shave myself and pay a whore fr fr
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>>221906448Now that is a based yet jewish post if I ever saw one
>>221906879Kek very good one Bulgariabro
Walked. It has gotten too hot to walk this early in the afternoon.@Brune. Do you have any experience with ordering certificates? I recently had to order a death certificate and will notifications (with regards to that house that we're trying to sell), and it was quite smooth and fast.
>>221906448I pay five euros for my buzzcut, if they start charging more I will be doing it by myself.
>>221906889She literally mentioned I could do it myself I I wanted haircut to be that way, but for what I get nah better have her do it every couple of monthsI was mostly jesting, whore are icky>>221907008By ordering, do you mean paying? I never paid, if I'm paying, it's the stamps.Recently I mentioned getting some infos from the UK by sending a mail and getting a free answer, as you could also send them an digital order for some stuffI guess that when you're paying it should be efficient, even for free it tend to vex except that one town hall who told me he stopped answering to genealogic stuff but still gave me some info on the phone
>>221906448Damn that's a lot, recently my lady raised it up to 7 Euros. I just give her 10 cause she does a great job and she cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KexlmyhDBIA
Just had a truck pickup a machine at the cagie.Turns out, the trucker was a she, and she was a tall amazoness, busty and very fit (small butt though). I was pleasantly surprised and she even had a very sweet voice.
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>>221907113Paid, yes, from government-related websites. They're needed for the aforementioned sale of house (the amount of bullshit we have to discover and go through is astounding). In this case, stuff like death certificates have to be official... and quick.
>>221907403Love tall women
>>221907608I also found out that there's a lot of related stuff available online, such as parish records, but not everything is available, at least yet.
>>221907608make sense that you pay for this kind of stuff as long as it's not abusive price igcrazy the amount of shit inherited that just rot because people don't know/don't care/don't agree with others on it
>>221906448>€20 whores
>>221907844no, i'm saying over 1€ per minute, and whore often are booked for an hour60€ wouldn't get you much ig? but 20€ is probably gypsy or troon only, idkit's probably like 200€ for escort
Crazy that if I go to Greece for more than 6 months they will call me to do 9 months of military training/service.
My hairdresser in Italy was a total schizo. You couldn't ask for an haircut, he just told you to shut the fuck up and that he "knew"There were two other guys working for him but they never cut hair, all they did was stand around, clean hair and stay around him to catch scissors and spray bottles that he juggled with and threw at them.Everytime was an experience of cringe, fun and bullying. Sometimes he stopped cutting you mid way to go kiss his wife and daughter who had stumbled in and ask you to say they're pretty and then give you shit because you said they're pretty.One time he got hit by a bus and showed me the fucked up bruise on his ass.He had hunting rifle rounds in his scissor drawers for some reason.Last time I went he mimicked french people when I arrived doing the "oui oui voilà hon hon" and kissed me on the lips saying "oui zis is what ze french people do" and all other clients laughed their asses off.It was a humiliation ritual but easily the least bored I ever was when going to a hairdresser and holy shit, this fucker just was good at cutting hair.>>221907113I know you were bud. Also whores are indeed icky. I guess very expensive escorts are ok
>>221907982Jarvis, check for ratings of hairdressers in the region Girondino went
>>221907982>and kissed me on the lips sayingHE DID HHWHAT?
>>221907719>make sense that you pay for this kind of stuff as long as it's not abusive price igThe simple stuff is cheap, but the longer, and more convoluted research gets, the more you have to fork out, and I expect that notaries are going to want a copy of the actual death certificate, for example, rather than the date written on a piece of paper lol.>crazy the amount of shit inherited that just rot because people don't know/don't care/don't agree with others on itThe amount of headaches we're getting from this is huge. We're not even certain if, after all, my mother and aunts are the sole owners after all. Oh, if I started yapping about this saga (which I won't, here, for obvious reasons)...
>>221907887Strange to think that some people pay for haircuts but not sex, while others pay for sex and not haircuts. Imagine how much money those who pay for neither save.>>221907982Are you sure that guy was an actual barber? Sounds more like an escaped mental patient larping. Bet the real barber's corpse was stuffed in a barrel in the basement.Need Italian anons to confirm if this is a standard haircut experience in Italy.
>>221908048Made me want to check his google reviews and it's either 5 or 1 stars kek. Some say he's fucking crazy and he buckbroke this guy into going bald kek>>221908075Yeah I didn't expect that. Italian banter I suppose
>>221908236Not to mention researches ordered by the notary himself/herself.
>>221907982Sounds like the mentally ill guy i played padel with the other day. Arrived at the match with just his boxers on, started talking like he was on drugs (which he very likely was) "hey hey it's hot today too hot way too hot but honestly i thought it would be hotter but it's hot impossible to play i gulped a liter of water and 4 beers now i'm about to throw up" *proceeds to actually throw up 3 times near the field* "phew you see it's hot hot damn water was cold but yeah so who are you?">>221906448I pay 23€ for a 45 minutes haircut made from a 60yo stuttering man, he's 100% 4chud material but he's autistic about hair and cares a lot.
>>221908250Wouldn't be surprised honestly. You would think acting like a hot headed lunatic would drive customers away but the place was always full>>221908427Kek, kino partner. Did you guys win?
>>221908518He was the opponent, we lost but it was a good match, he was actually quite calm at playing, swearing a lot but i thought he would be the kind of guy that smashes everything but he was really skilled nice hits. Very offensive and athletic style, paired with his fatty partner that was very defensive, they matched well.I also bought cheap decathlon badminton rackets to try out at the park and i gotta say it's funny to play, and you don't have to run around to get back the ball.
>>221908250>Imagine how much money those who pay for neither save.Literally me. I spend that money on upmarket food tho.
ello lads>>221907982holy based
>>221909241Including upmarket confectionery? What fancy candy do you buy?
did some more wanton war in ck2, my beast of a king has been assfucking the muslims in france for some 20 years now, each time I win a duchy I truce break and start another one. the first war was made possible thanks to some good ol' infighting in the caliphate but at this point my maniac ruler has sacrificed enough family and subjects to Odin to get a +50% on moral for troops.I am runing out of people to give land to
>>221900640hard to blame him
>>221909511>nickname
>>221909358>What fancy candy do you buy?There was a store ran by an old guy close to me, but now he just does not feel like running a business cuz he is too old or something so he closed the shop 2 or 3 weeks ago. He had that store for a long ass time tho.Idk I tried lots of sweets there, I mainly bought cocoa for hot chocolate though. There was a greek brand the name of which I now don't remember, and also a spanish one called Simón Coll which was bussin'. The only chocolate brand the name of which I can remember buying there is Stühmer.The upmarket food I mainly buy tho is meat, cheese, fruit products (currently I have 6 litres of apple juice from a farmer whose farm is approved as biodynamic agriculture, insanely tasty zamn) and things from a bakery. Said bakery sells their items for twice or maybe even three times the price of for what other bakeries sell them, but the ones they sell are insane. So it's worth the price.As for meat and cheese, it's mostly shitalian and spanish ham and aged cheese (some even 30+ months).
I've never been to a male hairdresser, there weren't many in the past but lately I've seen them popping up, they are probably better cause they are men but I'm loyal to my girl, I think she's a little bit older than me, I started going to her right after hairdressing school or whatever... The lady who does manicure and nails is an old hag who seems horny and makes sexual jokes all the time.>>221908267>Yeah I didn't expect that. Italian banter I supposeIt's unacceptable, I might tried to fight him...he didn't even go for the cheek. >>221908427playing sports on drugs is crazy, you think your heart will explode but it does make you better initially, what is padel exactly? Is it like the smaller tennis? (not table tennis)
our bathroom flooded
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>>221909802So true sister.I have succesfully accumulated a lot of work for next week and the week after simply because I couldn't be assed to work enough lately.What did you do for the 'bell sesh today?
>>221909511Start new Dynasties with cool Heraldries.
>>221910422I Momomaxx so I did 2 series of 5 exercises some girl does
I gotta gig tonight and I'm a bit nervous cause i've never been there and it's not my type off venue, it's a place for bimbos and men who larp as mafia thugs with bmw's, not sure how to approach it artistically
>>221909669Sounds like a good use of money, in my opinion. Did not realise you were such a gourmand.Pastries from high-end bakeries are on another level though, it's insane how wide the gap is between that and regular supermarket slop in bongland. One of the reasons I barely eat bread is because the only stuff worth eating here tends to be very expensive.It's not like chocolate, where even the cheap stuff is good enough.
>>221910060How are catoids reacting?>>221910811That's how all clubs are to me fr fr
>>221910811I'd say go big and loud. Maybe basic bitchy? Maybe phonk or something like that, these type will love it
>>221910921they looked at me with disdain as i used a towel to remove the water slowly and agonizingly while they sat on the window
>>221910811I associate this type of music with that type of people.https://youtu.be/FkQTfRS5TJw?is=5EGH2SyI8A4l1MZk
Just gotten out, it was kind of taxing but at least my colleagues seem nice and helpful
>>221910921>That's how all clubs are to me fr frHere it's 50/50, half of them are cool with people who actually enjoy music and the other ones are bimbo central just for show bottle service bullshit. The money is good though. >>221910969>Maybe basic bitchy?Yeah that's basically it which is not my style.>Maybe phonk No that's the opposite of what they play there, and I'm literally the king of "funky house". I guess I'll have to check the vibes and try out things live, maybe I'll have fun who knows. Not sure why the booker wanted me to play there since he knows what I'm about, perhaps I'm being prejudice and the crowd is good. >>221911367you kind of nailed it, only that the tempo is a bit faster
I'd rather do anything than Bvllgacel job fr frsounds hellish
>>221911437>videokek>>221911491Eh, I think there's worse stuff out there.
>>221911437Good luck in any case, funk house sounds good, I'd cheer on you if I could! Tell us how it goes
>>221911588Name three worse jobs (i'm sure there are, i'm exagerating a bit)i'd rather pick up garbage fr fr
Time for rest.
>>221911491it's actually super fun, stressful at times but that's what makes it fun, lot's of adrenaline, I'm lucky to do something I actually love considering how saturated that market is, wouldn't change it for anything. There is bad gigs of course and it's crushing but you get over it. >>221911612Thanks bro>funk house sounds goodIt's so fun and brings the best vibes>>221911643damn bro LOL
>>221911824For a normie that is a music enjoyer it's great I'm sureBut it wouldn't suit me at all, I'd go insaneI'd die from stress o algo
>>221911824My best friend moonlights as a DJ/sound technician/light technician/video-maker/anything related to public entertainment reallyThe thing is he's supposedly a student of Electrical Engineering but he mostly does this stuff kek
>>221911437>me going on vacations
WHY DONT EUROPEAN BATHROOMS HAVE DRAINS
>>221910811I can already imagine that this is the kind of people who listen to Azis and such things. I hope it goes well.>>221908610I once played against a similar guy, friend of a coworker. A roided up guy with tattoos who looked like he was on coke but who also played really well. I'm not a padel player though, I was just invited.>>221907982Mine this year has been a Venezuelan guy who gives a cheap but quite good service. That man sounds like he's contastly high but it's just the Caribbean accent.
Tomorrow, I shall walk. Less than what I wanted to do a week ago.
>>221911824oh and btw no offense intended ofc, it's great you have a job you love and stimulating, even better if it's tough to haveseeing drunk people is enough to put me in a chuddy mood
>>221912024You should go back if you dislike it so much
>>221910883>chocolate>even the cheap stuff is good enough.Cheap chocolate is fucking disgusting in Magyarland.
>Took a big ass nap againStupid cagie
>>221911643Customer service at gibs office.Customer service at internet/tv/phone service provider.Undertaker.
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>>221912111those trips are nice but why do you hate me so much
>>221912190I think i'd rather deal with dead people that normiescustomer service sounds indeed very annoying, but it's mostly following a processat bulganon job, you need to be creative and shit, know your crowd and allthat sounds hardlike what if no one like what you're doingyou need to have a huge network and be liked and shit
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>>221911852It is very stressful sometimes especially when it's going bad lol, but when it's going well it's insane.One time I had a panic attack and went outside my body but somehow managed to salvage the situation. Another time it went so bad (in my view) that I was ashamed to look at everyone else so I just left the venue without getting paid - that was years ago. I kind of look at it as funny stories now - hey remember that time I shit the bed so bad ect...kind of makes it easier to cope. Also it is funny in retrospect. >I can already imagine that this is the kind of people who listen to Azis and such things.They dress the same but they listen to basic bitch house, but there is an overlap where same people would go to Azis venue, those places and music are Anathema to me.>I hope it goes well.danke >>221912110No it's ok I didn't take offense :) >even better if it's tough to haveseeing drunk people is enough to put me in a chuddy moodThere's a lot of stimulant use in those clubs so it's rare that someone would get piss drunk but it happens of course. It's bad when someone drunk and annoying comes and starts requesting stuff or bothering me but usually security eventually steps in if it gets too much.
>>221910038>what is padel exactly? Is it like the smaller tennis?Not exactly, it's retard-friendly tennis but strategically and technically they are substantially different (confirmed by many who play both).Padel field is more or less as big as a tennis field but it's closed by glass walls, so you have to play inside it (unlike tennis where a lot of play is done outside, making it bigger), also you only play 2 vs 2, the racket is shorter, heavier and the balls softer, so giving a lot of power is a bit harder.From the technical standpoint is way easier for beginners since even a retard can more or less throw the ball on the other side, but strategically it's more challenging, especially at a higher level.Pic related, a pro female (without a penis) padel player. That should sum it up nicely. Padel is still strongly associated with being a raging homosexual.
>>221912239I didn't say that it isn't stressful, and definitely unsuited for someone like me, but it is probably more satisfying than dealing with troglodytes on the phone all-day long or being in a constant state of Memento mori.
Do you think there could be an alliance between protestants and catholics? Even if it required you to disobey the pope and not wash migrants' feet?
>>221912338That actually sounds fun >a pro female (without a penis)lolShe cute>Padel is still strongly associated with being a raging homosexual.Why, sounds like a fun game. I used to play table tennis a lot and fancied myself good, even went to some amateur tournaments.
>>221912549Both love foreigners too much, in different ways>>221912511Bulganon job is More fulfilling for sure, no debate
Recently I saw part of an article by some Nepo baby about paddle being for retards
>>221912338Nice padel balls she's got.
Me running from the cagie while they tried to keep me for two extra hourse before my vacation. Fuck off niggers!
>>221912596I think because it originated in south america and at a professional level most big shots are spanish and argentines which are usually kinda gay (no homo).If you were a good tennis player you could easily play padel, at least at beginner level, after a while the typical style of tennis keeps you a little behind strategically. Still fun.
>>221912905>massage_1.webmWould like that gig >>221912905Regular tennis I'm so so, but I'm competitive and would get obsessed.
ops>>221912290forgot to tag you>>221912047
im really annoyed at this legionella situation i have to shower at friends house and hes only free next thursday
I didn't follow, what is Bulgarianon's job ?
>>221913308DJ basically
went to the gym for the first time since Saturday again, it was nice, decent pull session.I went to the public pool afterwards and honestly didn't like it. Too dirty, too many screaming kids (I like kids but rather those who are my family, not many stranger ones). couldn't even swim properly in the area marked as swimming area.also ate 1kg of quark today which I'm proud of, 120g of protein just by that.
>>221910060>>221913232shit, that suckshow?
>>221913388>public pool
>>221913388You made me realise I haven't swum in the lake this year yet, I'll probably go there on Monday oder was
>>221913366I see
>>221913465what's the proper term in English?just pool or what?but I don't like it when it's full. I just went because my normoid friends like it.>>221913503that's a good idea. swimming is goated, but these places aren't. to me not, at least.
>>221910060>>221913232What happened exactly, cant someone come fix it>>221913308king of the dancefloor, but I do have a day job which is related
>>221911424>>221913503nice btw.what did you have to do?
>>221913572Ever played this ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bsONE-kZwI
>>221913572the bathroom flooding is me being retarded and not caused by the legionellabut basically legionella is a bacteria that makes you sick if you inhale it from water vapour otherwise safe (eg drink)they found elevated kevels of it in our blocks water supply and now theyre trying to flush it and we have to run hot water in all faucets for 5 mins a day to flush it outthats how i flooded my bathroom because i left it unattended kek
Such torture!
>>221913614Are we posting the classics?
>>221912024>WHY DONT EUROPEAN BATHROOMS HAVE DRAINSThey don't? Where does the water go when they shower then? Do they have to bucket it out?
>>221913911derphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBYv11tqi-w
>>221913928Wait, isn't that the usual process?Bathe, bucket, throwing the water out of the window?
>>221913928i meant a drain in the floor not in the shower
>>221913579Heute habe ich vor allem den anderen bei der Arbeit zugesehen, um zu lernen, mich ein wenig mit dem Programm vertraut gemacht und so weiterAb nächster Woche werde ich sicherlich mehr Verantwortung übernehmen
>>221914052hoffe du wirst fair bezahlt
>>221913614of course, classic jamArmand is a legendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RWiK_cjjshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1OcylyVuQI>>221913694>but basically legionella is a bacteria that makes you sick if you inhale it from water vapour otherwise safe (eg drink)damn never heard of that>thats how i flooded my bathroom because i left it unattended kekfuck bro...cant you drain it?>>221913944hell yeah dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrU2DThhsZI>>221914001we do have drains, its mandatory i think
>>221914001>i meant a drain in the floor not in the showerThat sounds like a strange place to have a drain.Based on your distressed tone, I'm guessing that you forgot about this aspect of European domicile construction and peed on the floor, forgetting that it wasn't going to drain away into the lands of wherever.>>221913978Knowing Europeans, they probably recycle the leftover water and use it to water plants or some gay shit like that.
>>221914118Schlecht bezahlt, das wolltest du doch schreiben gell?Ja klar
>hip DOMS
>>221914166>Knowing Europeans, they probably recycle the leftover water and use it to water plants or some gay shit like that.That's only in small villages like pic related, where water is scarce.
>>221914166no i flooded the bathroom and had to drain it al with a towel...anywhere outside of europe id just drain it but for some reason drains on the floor arenr a thing here
>>221912597Could you guys disobey the pope if you wanted to?
>>221914052>Heute habe ich vor allem den anderen bei der Arbeit zugesehenAny qts there at the workplace?
Love this game
>>221914172jaja du sollst ein Sklave sein oder so
>>221913539I just mean public pools suckToo many people that should be culled>>221914272In France we tend to kidnapp the pope
>>221914329Not really, no
>>221914191Small villages probably use that water for subsistence farming, I don't think they can afford to waste it on non-edible flowers.>>221914212I don't like the idea of a floor drain, makes me wonder what creatures are lurking inside of it that might emerge when I'm not looking.
>>221914460>In France we tend to kidnapp the popeWait what what year was this
>>221914524>ME IGNOREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221914570I'm going to politely remind you not to touch the Portuguese autism dog. He has autism and doesn't like it.
>>221914460>I just mean public pools suck>Too many people that should be culleddidn't feel like spelling that out but yeah.
>>221914602That's not a portuguese autism dog, that's a HUEZILLIAN autism dog. He is very badly behaved, bites portuguese qts and runs away before the police comes.
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Hello /med/Could our resident RPG experts recommend me any games similar to Skyrim but with a better engine?
>>221914833oh so Bezos just doesn't have the money to invest into Invincible season 4's animation quality but has money to waste on this trash?how unjust!
>>221914833https://youtu.be/2WOSs1K9MCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOs5lmxDo74
>>221914970love that album. I used to listen to it with friends when smoking weed as teenagers.
>>221915100how do you get your protein mainly, Andalu-sama? whey is expensive
>>221915138Are you poor?I normally eat some protein custard in the morning, chicken breast for lunch and a whey shake in the evening.
>>221915010Who are/were the weed smokers of /med/?I know of me, catnigga and piedini at least.
>>221914833Uhmmm was this the expected result?>>221914859I liked Gothic 1, it's also polish
>>221915235no, just stingy.what's protein custard?
>>221914859>similar to Skyrim but with a better engineare you just looking for a good fantasy action rpg in general or is there anything about skyrim in particular that you wished was better?did you try Tainted Grail Fall of Avalon?it's much lower budget so don't expect pretty graphics but I liked the combat a lot more than vanilla Skyrim, I still haven't finished but of the 30h I played as a wizard/summoner I had a lot of funalternatively you could also try Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, it's a pretty old game came out a year after half-life 2 in the same engineit's linear not open world and should only take you about 9 hours to beat, but it's a classic for a reason still worth playing 20 years later the combat is legit 10/10
>>221915243I also do smoke a joint once in a while
>>221915291Veneto?>>221915281This succubus awoke something in me when I was younger I swear.
>>221915260>no, just stingy.Don't be then, you have to know how to prioritize your money and eating food that you enjoy and is healthy for you should be a high priority, besides whey is not really that expensive, MyProtein and similar online stores always run discount, so whatever price you see take 25% off at the very least, and if you 5 kg packs it's not very expensive per serving. >what's protein custard?Pic related, 1.79 € for the 4 pack, I eat two of these each morning for 26 grams of protein.>>221915291Fakecel.
>>221915313>succubus holds his hand in video game>15 years later marries woman he routine describes as "a succubus"might explain some things, I dunno I'm not a shrink
>>221902224Italy liberated and a crusade for Poland is about to start, which will tear the Wendish Empire asunder if we win.
>>221915313Yes>>221915359What the hell why? Stop with the slander or I'll sue you
>>221915404Wendish Empire back to Taoism, by the way.
>>221915359>13 g broteinAt that point why even buy that sloppa?It better taste good at least.
>>221915359Looks like Hi Pro desu
>>221915359I'm not that stingy, just with whey the price doubled recently or so.I really just wanted to know how you get your protein desu.
>>221915422Smoking pot is low inhib af and people who smoke just tend to fuck after smoking, since it further lowers inhibition.>>221915463Most of the calories come from protein, most of the weight is water, it has barely any fat or sugar.It taste good, just sightly worse than regular custards.>>221915484Yeah there have been many similar products appearing in the market recently.>>221915513It's not necessary to have whey but I still don't think it's particularly expensive.
>>221915569I am lower inhib than most incels but that doesn't mean shit and you know itBy the way I also buy protein custard for breakfast sometimes, it's alright
>>221915569>It's not necessary to have wheyI know.>I still don't think it's particularly expensive.I do.1kg is 40+ euros now, I used to get 2,27kg in January for 33€it's because everyone and their grandma wants high protein products now even if they're not aiming for muscle growth
>>221915359>Fakecel.TRVKE
>>221915569Btw normies are really getting hit the brotein craze.Saw some item in the store that had PROTEIN printed on it in capital letters. Had like 7-8 g of protein per 100 g product. Original version that does not have PROTEIN with big ass letters printed on the packaging has like 4 g.Howling.
>>221915448Before.
Who's baking ?
>>221915914After.
Finna watch a new J'irai dormir chez vousCringe Kino for girondino>>221915947(You)
New.>>221916270>>221916270>>221916270
Cute jeeta spotted
