alri
fuck the police and such
>>221896423>women doing porn out of their own choice is abusing despite them biologically being programed to be slutslook at this retarded simp here guys LOL
im a rorke "nigga"
paki bros.. not like this. What's happening to us in scotland?
mi tink mi gwaan tek mi own life
>>221896534mad how i was going to post this as well
thats me in the cornerthats me in the spotlightlosing my religion
>>221896525>>221896525>>221896525All in here x
>>221896504one says sluai the other says sx478
nth for the baddiedem
>>221896555from the way she has sex you just know she got touched badly
>>221896555Reckon the 'senal have a chance on Saturday lad?
/brit/ supports Arsenal
>>>/gif/30706004
>>221896578naw it disnae
>>221896540this lad >>221896537 in a few years
>>221896555need her in more 'tex
post /cody/core pics
>>221896465>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc4SgmO6LrYyeh like this, thanks
>>221896602scream
>>221896578yeah, im a gooner
>>221896617:)
/brit/ supports Wigan FC
>>221896602reminds me of this gemmy
>>221894311flags on this site need a redo tbdesu
>>221896537Average Celtic fan
>>221896637lol
renting a poo
>>221896602
>>221896637oh my days
>>221896554well sluai is some global 5 personilty type shithttps://similarminds.com/sloan.htmland sx478 an ennegram thing. if you've ever dona myers-bridge test think of these as specialised tests>>221896566I'm not confident it's been a long season and the lads partied after getting rid of a huge emotional weight off their shoulders. PSG's first team have played 7000 less mins than us this season. I assume it's gonna be sitting back and hoping for a set piece again. Enrique can set up his squad to play blitzing attacking football and defensively as seen against bayern over the couple legs. I think we could get played off the pitch both in fitness and tactically... I dunno, we stand a chance, it's a cup knock out game anything can happen but PSG are the faves>>221896601would be corrrr>>221896578FAXXX
What's stopping you from saving a DEPRESSED lass in the UK?
>>221896682I'm ugly and poor and have no redeeming qualities
>>221896682haunting
>>221896695ktim
Whoever thought you’d be betterAt taking a poo than meI do it for my life
>>221896682borderline personality disorder is a bitch, if she didn't have that she'd still be alive. we can only pray the Lord has/d mercy on her mental soul>>221896695if only we were born peng woman, then people would care
>>221896713>if only we were born peng womanktinmI like having a willy
>>221896713how do they achieve this dogshit image quality in 2026
If you knew you were dying in a week would you go into the Chernobyl reactor just to see what it feels like? Might be an interesting way to go out
>>221894311You know Its kind of cringe but this somehow got an Asian girl into me >You see my arms >Get compared to gorilla
getting vanta blacked
>>221896749Kind of cool, wonder if they'd just leave your corpse in there. It'd be like how they just leave all those dead people up on Mount Everest and some of them are famous landmarks
>>221896713arrr loopzie offered her condolences, they were mutualsblack aesthetic pony loving catholic frens
>>221896739>how do they achieve this dogshit image quality in 2026She hated her face and covered it with filters
I will always associate the Australian accent with halo 3 I do not know why so many of the unsc were just Australian and American. I guess we are so high t
>>221896779she's cute though, certainly had mental issues
>>221896777
Halo is fucking shite
Throwing niggers into the ocean
>>221896779thats really sadpoor girl
>>221896840Scream
if I went into the woods and hung myself I wonder how long it would take me to be found
god save immigration
they should re introduce bears and wolves, it'd be mad funny
watching corpse bride in honour of the deceased goth e-girl
>>221896534>>221896550>>221896562>>221896576what did he mean by this
>>221896876not that long
>>221896887the scottish farmers are the rascals blocking wolves because they don't have decent fences around their farms and so their sheep will be scranned
god mronng birt how it fing
>>221896840but rorke they cant swim, they'll drown
get an island in the hebridesstick the migrants therestick the wolves thereget it sorted
>>221896803>Epic music plays >Is the dawn rated for atmosphere!?>We are about to find out
you guys done being evil? can we discuss New Mexico, our intentions to move there?
>>221896918how is new mexico better than say texas
Britannia rules the waves
>>221896918not moving to some desert hellhole, make it alaska or idaho or wyoming or montana and then we are talking
sir rabbie burns
>>221896918you will never move there
sir goodnight lads
>>221896918yeah
vgh...
>muricans call one of their states 'New Mexico' when current Mexico still exists and is perfectly fineit not right
>>221896961get him housed!!!!!
>>221896981Just wait until you hear about New England
put an apple in my mouth and eat my ass while i scream in agony
how on earth does the body turn water into urine? it cannot be taking stuff OUT of the H20 surely because then what the hell would be left? piss can't be like H10 or something. So then the body must be taking some water somehow but leaving some water and adding whatever makes it piss
51 hours since I had opioids. im doing ok. not bouncing off the walls right now. might even sleep tonight.
comfy
wrong hole rorke
>>221896981Unlike Hampshire, Jersey, and York.
>>221897008supremely comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ryye-v-8j0yank entering /brit/
why can't you guys let Puerto Rico be state 51
>>221897024We already have enough Puerto Ricans we don't need more
>>221897019alri callum
PenisBob WienerPants
>>221896936Mountains, public lands. 5th largest state, only 2 million people. Many of the towns are 7,000+ freedom feet above sea level, providing a temperate climate. Also it was genuinely Mexican whereas Texas had like 500 Spanish settlers at its peak. NM also has a massive amount of redskins, 12% natives. Texas = Sprawl, boomtown, jeets, nigs. New Mexico = wild west >>221896942I already live in the Norfwest, NewMexicomaxxing is the move trust me >>221896954I might. >>221896963>>221896976>>221896990SOVL
>>221897058It's just dry desert. I don't understand the appeal.
>>221897008most beautiful woman ive ever seen >>221897024We need to, just to break the 50. Then Cuba. Then Panama. Then Greenland. Then Venezuela. 55. Thats a nice number.
>>221897015tbf those are names from the old world while Mexico is literally your neighbour in the new world
the kinography of the american west
adventurous berg
right then lads good night x
I will remember you all when I am king
>>221897096x
I am a kind, liberal and caring person who believes that everyone has the right to be happy with their time on this earth.This applies to trans people, I feel they should be allowed to enjoy life as they see fit and be identified as what they prefer to make them happy.All I ask is they don’t demand they go into women’s bathrooms, locker rooms or women’s sports the horrible perverted freakish cunts!!Is that asking too much?
I have no one and no one has me
>>221897069Try again scumbag
>>221897108
Need Emma Watson to do a feculent toot right in my face.
You know what's wild was back in old Britian you could get a bunch of unemployed drunks to raise chaos with the promise of cash and glory
>>221897125no you don't silly man be quiet
>>221897112that just looks like the north west
>>221897112You sound like a pissy buffoon and made for the pnw. Stay there sir.
>>221897130too good for commas, are you?
"British" is technically an ethnic label, not a national one. Do with that what you will.
i'm on freak mode
nice thread LOL
shortly i'm going to be spending about half an hour being grilled by an insurance claim investigator, but they won't be able to trick me because i'm cool calm and collected because i'm on xannies all the time which is probably why i crashed my car in the first place
>>221897189Yanks ruin it. They're all cowards with guns jammed up their asses big fucking stashes on bullets in their pussies and they're still scared little bitches
>>221897189
*blows the australian whistle summoning the aussies lurking in the shadows*
>>221897199good luck drugmonglad
what does everyone else do when they tab out of /brit/?for me it's chess.com and applying to jobs
little green man in roswell having a wank
>>221897226Reddit. Strategy games. Porn
>>221897226imagine things
>>221897227Aussie was posting about one of them shopping. Mad how they're everywhere now
>>221897227ktim
>>221897234What strategy games? I've bought a few paradox but don't know what the best one to try first is
Lads it's almost 2027How are you still single?No more bloody excuses
>>221897219might wash down a xan with a nice glass of wine and allnot a big drinker really but i like a glass of wine or two now and then, blood of christ innit, you can miss me with those weird wafer things thoughever
>>221897253is it wrong to want to live on your own?
>>221897253tfw no Brazilian gf
>>221897189Fuck off you canuck CUNT
>>221897226>tab out of /brit/?do what now
>>221897253well i've never tried so :/for normal people it just happens
>>221897226mapsmap gamestor wanks
let me stubble go long enough that now it will hurt if i try and shave it with just a safety razor and i can't be arsed with those buzzer thingamajigs, nor getting it done by a barberreckon i'll just let it go until i absolutely cannot stand looking like a child molester anymore with my weird patchy che guevara beard
If a girl isn't a .jpg or a .webm then I'm not interested
>>221897283>it will hurt if i try and shave it with just a safety razornever had this problem, bit confused
>>221897301happens to me
>>221897249Depends on your own taste. If you like story then CK3 or Stellaris. If you like lines going up then Victoria 2 or 3. If you have autism and will spend more than 2000 hours on one game with a complex system then the Hearts of Iron games or the Europa Universalis games
>>221897301i find if i let it go for more than 3 days and especially a week or more it's really rough no matter how much cream you use or how many blades your gilette has in it
mad how one swedish man wrote every hit song from like 2000 to 2015
>>221897311Yeah I'm not autistic enough to like vicky or hoi. Luv crusader kings though
hitler was really fucking a monster
>>221897311Hoi isn't that autistic it's 10 miles wide but an inch deep
ok so for this music video how about we get a bunch of old men in suits playing businessmen but wait a minute here comes the singer and oh man are the businessmen shocked by this what on earth they've never seen anything like this oh my days
>>221897340could go for a slimegirl myself
7:00 AM.
>>221897317you should use a single bladed razor
my penis just shrunk to an infinitesimally small size and disappeared
>>221897311EU it is
>>221897347give an example of something 10 miles deep but an inch wide
So what's the truth?
>>221897365the wanking hour, as they say
>>221897377your asshole
I keep my boxers on when I go to bed as I don't really like the idea of my bare arse all over the bed for some reason
>>221897380You are gay. That's the truth.
>>221897377Your mums fanny
>>221897384la illah ila allah.
mad how chris chan raped his mum
is languageexchangeclasseslad in?
>>221897388I am eating.
>>221897370i SHOULD be shaven on a daily basis with a straight razor by my trusted barber who loves to chat my ear off about how his kids do funny things or whatever but alas the old ways of the white man's world have long since faded into obscurity
>>221897408rorke
I am batman.
>>221897340Nah
>>221897398feel kinda bad for that dumb crazy old bitch
Blue Origin rocket ship just exploded on launch.
cum townfunny
>>221897408me at the pub
I want to meet lily.
>>221897449s
>>221897449corr get the ocean polluted
It’s all kicking off in Cheadle.
>>221897408leftypol trying to split the G
>>221897449Hehe.
mad how most of the people on the hindenburg survived
>>221897493oh the humanity
hobo johnson has been executed by military tribunal
>>221897484Environmental storytelling.
Wouldn't have blown up like that if I were on that ship
If it is a mere 19 C, why am I STILL boiling my bollocks off?
>>221897566maybe your ac is broken
got the tom macdonald on
think about how many have died on ships and planesif we ever take space travel seriously we have to accept there will be losses
Elon Musk grinning from ear to ear watching Jeff Bezos’s spaceship go up in flames on the launch pad.
never been on a plan or a shipseems risky
>>221897626Bet you’ve never been on a meal plan.
>>221897620>up in flamesbit of an understatement
>>221897633done me
mad how they have to fuck about with these rockets and play pretend when they've had the flying saucer technology for decades
are women as good as men at music
ahem i asked a question
I went to Mexico
Ronald Reagan speaks out on Socialized Medicine
*yawns*
keep having this grim dream where im back in japan walking down a trail and i see an old guy and stab him twice in the neck and kill him for no reason and bury him in the snow. then i wake up thinking its real hoping the snow hasnt thawed yet and no one discovers him
https://youtu.be/5GIj2BVJS2A
>>221897685Yeah I think that’s why newer fighter jets are kind of shitIt’s just a half-assed ruse
>>221897806bit sinister
>>221897751I'd like to go again and see the central parts
xi jinping creeps me out
>>221897685flying saucers are for frisbeeing through an atmosphere, no good for launching into spaceit's why aliens have mother ships, they're not getting spaceborne from saucers those are for terrestrial exploration
Xi Jinping looks like he fucks like a robot then says thank you when he's done
might become a blues singer
>>221897928Seethe more whitecel yellow boys are taking your sheilas
>>221897916well surely they're not using rockets to get offplanet, much too messy and dangerous
>>221896749still don't understand how radiation does this to bodies might ask ai about it later
>>221897974the mothership lowers a long hook that grabs the saucer from abovealiens are much lower tech than you might imagine, it's more efficient. their real advantages are in space based manufacturing capacity and a willingness to embark on generation ships
its too fucking cold
>>221897916ufos dont obey the laws of physics, they fly through the air and water like its the same thing and can stop turn and accelerate in the opposite way instantly with no intertia
might do a tripfag bit on a different general
>>221898130well they don't though do they
dont get my fellow zoomers obsession with lolcowswhen i ask them why they even care about some random mentally ill freak they always say 'hes literally a pedophile bro' as though you have to know who this random person is and obsessively hate them because htey did something bad
>>221898140therse videos of it
evens and i'll start goin to the gym again tomorrow odds and i'll, well, do something else
mole station
petitioning the government to give the bankers bigger bonuses
>>221898149when i was like 16 i read all 300 pages of the vinesauce kiwifarms thread for some reasonwaste of time
*does a backflip*
American Lion.
you aint nothing but a hound dog
>>221898329think that's a puma
Throwing nigger into the crater of a volcano or something idk guys, tried to do one of those racist posts but i'm dejected
>>221898243not often you see pictures of an actual mole on the internetcartoon moles yesface moles yesmolerats yesbut mole moles? very rare
>>221898402was a good efforthave a "s"
>>221898243never noticed their claws
neighbour dog heard me taking a shit as the toilet is quite close to the fence on that side and the window is openStarted barking on a mad one and so the German Shepherd on the other side of us started barking, which set off my dog and several others in the neighbourhoodReally has all gone to hell and I'm stuck wiping my arse so can't go out there and at least tell my dog to stop
>>221898403what about moles like double agentsthat's even rare
can't think of anything to say or post
woman is the n word of the world
Those short sides haircuts, you'd think after 10 years or so they'd call it but seems like they're here to stay. Feel like no one had those until 2016. Had a couple decades in the early 1900s maybe. Maybe get 2 decades in a row of those before they disappear for 70 years. Kind of sharp. I can't pull them off. What do you guys think about that?
>>221898477sit back and listennot everything needs a reaction
Well? Is anyone going to respond? I think they're sharp. But... do we want to be sharp it's like?
stupid wordle today
british girl soles
>>221898510i just shave my head and let it grow out evenly until i decide to shave it againcan't be fucked with such displays of vanity as hairstylesyes i am a volcel
>>221898510something like this seems quite timeless to me
the nazis did have aura to be fair
eating cheesy eggs at 9:40 pm in the dark incel command center
hold the line starmtroopers
>>221898531theyre calling it the greatest post of all time
>>221898563i like the BUF's outfits, sort of like star trek uniforms with the minimalist pocketless design, futurist
>>221898569cheesy michael
>>221898589could genuinely beat the lot in a 5v1
>>221898603yes it's a bit sad those are the best guys moz could get for the photoshoot, especially the fat balding bloke on the rightglasses guy on the left looks a bit cool though
just looked at tiktok for about a minute and i believe the goyim must be destroyed
>>221898589the brains of the operation no doubt
no but seriously kill them all
have to finish all the work i've been putting off for weeks today and i'm not happy about it
>>221898569cheeeeesy michael open up the door
giant tayrlor swift gf what we saying?
>>221898721yes >>221898714always open for you x
>>221898612incredible work
>>221898721am i giant as well or
>>221898746you're normal sizedlike this is you on the right
>>221898415thanks mate, anyway bedtime for me
>>221898765would love that
just woke up from an awful dream where I was with my ex from my teenage yearswoke up and I was all alone like I have been for yearsyeah. it really looms now
>>221898779!!
>>221898779pick up that trashnow put it in the trash can
>>221898796hard to believe that basically all Muslim majority countries live like this
gonna change my life tomorrow
>>221898808ktim
>>221898820why
>>221898826bye
>>221898822He's a schizoYou can't make rhyme or reason of it
Oh it loomsIt fucking looms
omds
>>221898804i bet bosnia is much cleanerit's race, not religion
mad how america lets places with a few thousand people call themselves cities
>>221898858sonion what is this
>>221898862those places have more impressive skylines than london x
>>221898866fattest yank egirl
anyone going to the event this weekendtheres going to be loads of chicks
>>221898910not clicking that but show us your arse
lib dems on a continued irrelevant one
>>221898884wasn't a dig codybut this isn't a city let's be honest
/brit/
RIP Fares
going to win some hearts and minds
>>221898934it's the suburb (white man lebensraum) surrounding a city (walmart, maccies and a gas station)
>>221898946ktim
>>221898934want to live here id buy a dirtbike and roam the desert all day and night
long day of doing nothing ahead
top store in bangladesh
>>221898996s
>>221898987have to toil me
playing hatred, haha remember that game where you're what every school shooter thinks he is with the ability to murder thousdands of innocent people for fun and a vaguely duke nukem-esque voice?bit of a hard game tbf kinda ruins the power fantasy a bit, though i am playing on hard because it was the middle and therefore i assumed default so i suppose hush my mouth
>>221899009...yh
just seen a shocking webm
>>221899027and what was it
>>221899034
dying of hangover, heat, and the paki food last night poisoning menot gonna make it
>>221899034go to r9k and scroll to around the middle where youll see an image of a mans anus, there you will find it
in bed, have to get up soon, pootoil, shower toil and toiltoil loom
>>221899061didn't know that anuses could stretch out this much
>>221899059finbar's last post
>>221899061based on that description i won't do that
>>221899098>>221899098
i really liked that newthat pic always makes me laugh
NiggerJanny jannyYou're my candygurl....
well
janny what was that
ok I will make it !!
>>221899203>>221899203>>221899203
