Holy kek dude they really do, your response europeon?
>>22189755380 white mutts die due to tornados in America every year
>>221897553>Erm the Germans actually meant to use a different scaleMassive mutt cope. Germans are way too autistic to mix something like that up.
>>221898016Germans saw a bunch of freeloading niggers and got them mixed up with citizens who contribute to society so I don't think we can trust the germans that much desu
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>>221898269This is true. When I think about jaywalking I imagine a German man putting his hand on my shoulder telling me that they don't do that. I imagine this when I think about committing any crime. Whether or not it works is another topic entirely.
>>221898306Good, listen to him, he only wants the best for you
>>221897553It's gay and retarded that we switched from F to EF even though our tornados regularly form well outside its ideal range.
>>221898431I'll consider it, but if he starts bringing around the Ode to Joy EU theme song around with him my conscience is filing for divorce. Right now it's tolerable.
>>221898431Mine tells me things about the chosen people...
>>221898240harsh but true
>>221897553What’s a tornado?
>>221899598Old television show by Galenskaparna
>>221899660How do you protect your house from that?
>>221900175Unplug your TV.
>>221899598Its like a sharknado w/o bad acting.
>>221897553oh nonononononoHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>221897553We don't even have tornadoes here man, no one's flexing anything, what are you smoking nigga
>>221901245>We don't even have tornadoes here https://tornadoliste.de/FILTHY LIES
imc don't have>tornados>volcanos>earthquakes>tsunamis>deadly spiders>only one slightly dangerous snake (chance to die 1/1000)garden