sumo editionprev >>221895442
gonna go take a shitno one post while am gone, k
>>221897646no
>>221897318
Would you eat a girls ass?
>>221897653if "European" is an ethnicity than I am 100%
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jODZP3etlzM
>>221897663no i dont even like eating pussy if im being real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6tE7iqZ1c0
This thread is brought to you by Bang's Root Beer. Bang's: lampshades AND soap? Now we've heard everything.
>>221897663No that's disgusting
>>221897663I already have
*barqs
>>221897665Tells me nothing. You could be 10% Dutch, 10% Slovakian, 2% French, 2% German, 20% Irish, 20% Portuguese, 20% Maltese, 6% Kosovar, and 10% Greek. That would make you a rootless mutt.
>>221897663Not really, hell I wouldn't even let them eat mine. It's always been gross to me even if I understand the urge.
It's Bang's. This is a Bang's Root Beer general.MUGfags get the rope.
>>221897663Of course
>>221897663yeah
>>221897663hell yes
>>221897716For me it's A&W rootbeer.
>>221897716Very nice titties
>>221897728A respectable brew with pedigree, you will be tolerated.
BARQS ROOTBEER
and blew his fukkin tongue out the back of his cranium
Who was in the wrong here?
How about special edition tootbeer and it tastes like farts (for Pride Season)
In middle school my female cousin sent animated rule 34 of the flintstones to me via text message. Right to my LG VX3200.
Yvan eht nioj
>>221897786Did you fuck her
>>221897771it's stupid but it's no reason to fire someone
>>221897592i can fix her
>>221897771>niggas can't handle the bantzmany such cases. sad!
I was actually EXTREMELY surprised that South and Central America have a significant European population. I sincerely thought that each country had at most ~1-2% across the board.
Finally learned how to mod Star wars battlefront maps so I can upscale their textures after a year of trying shall be spending all my time on that when I get home from Montana
suna ym eugnot sreggin
it's possible to wear a jacket where it looks like you're wearing a jacket but functionality wise it's a cape
abysmal posts so far
is the new Bond game any good?
>>221897820she is super hot, rich, and has a law degree. she does not require saving.
>>221897890didnt ask
As I get older I realize that most girls aren't good looking. They just trick you into thinking they are because they fit a template.
THE VIBRATION STATTION
>>221897909You are gay
>>221897888I saw a quick video of it and the game "plays itself" so probably not, no.
what songs should I sing at karaoke tonight? keep in mind I>am NOT gay>cant hit high notes>the bar will probably be full of normies
>>221897904I don't think I like your tone.
>>221897929The Cranberries - Linger
>>221897929One last caress by the misfits
>>221897935actually been done a lot already the last few weeks, Im trying to keep it fresh>>221897940never heard of itI'm thinking of this because I honestly love it but I dont think anyone will have heard of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlm-SlJOhwg
>>221897929beez in the trap
>>221897929Macho man by the village people
>>221897929The Morning After - Maureen McGovern
>>221897954this honestly holds a place in my heart because I was a huwhite guy straight out of the sticks my freshman year of college and the "hood" kids took me under their wing and played this a lot in class, but no, I'd look goofy as fuck singing it
Gonna ask momberg if I can buy a ushanka while I'm in Montana
>>221897929BEES IN THE CORNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0RvPYRRRbE
>>221897975ask momberg if she can buy you a JOB bitch nigga
>>221897990This song is absurd
>>221897990I knew you would show up you are so predictable
Looking at 12+ year old pics of myself and pissed I didn't get blown or bummed back then
>>221898000Ill buy a blow job from your mom instead
>>221897969wyboi raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
>>221898008with your monthly allowance or what? haha
>>221898015Your whore mom doesn't care where the money comes from
this is a 2010s music thread nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eimgRedLkkU
>>221898006>pissed I didn't get blown or bummed back thenGetting f'd in the a?
>>221898000>>221898015sent that momma's boy FLYING
>>221898025https://youtu.be/32udqal_lyQ
>>221898031Yes -.-
I’m 30 and still don’t have nasolabial folds. Why is this?
>>221898043>labiaHot
>>22189804330 is probably the earliest you would expect to see them, give it a few years. if you still don't see them it means you have low test or high estrogen levels, possibly both.
>>221898044two different people, momma's boy
>>221898064I’ve seen people in their mid 20s with this shit
>>221898042How old were you 12 years ago? I was 10.
>>221898076hard living and poor skin health contribute to early formation, but it's just a natural part of aging for most people. estrogen helps keep skin supple and moist, which is why women typically take longer to show such lines. men typically endure more stress early in life which has a negative effect on skin health too.
>>221898074get a job, momma's boy
>>221898077Same
>>221898091get a job so you dont need your mom to keep buying you legos, mamma's boy
>>221898084Really? In my experience, women seem to age worse than men all things considered equal, though this seems to be the opposite with asians.
>>221898086>SameI'm sorry.
Sorry for what
Im so glad I dont have a foid spraying fruity body sprays in my apartment or bleeding in my presence or talking about girl drama or acting like a cat in heat or getting hair spray all over my mirror or putting stupid cute decorations every where, cuz that's gay as guck
Haha lego chud melty
>>221898112sure they are, momma's boy
Manchild tantrum alert
Remember that episode of George Lopez where a female sex offender moves into the neighborhood and Max tries to get her to rape him
>>221898098asians have extremely low testosterone levels, they are a hive people and much like their hive-dwelling cousins (bees, ants, etc.) the majority of them are females or close to being females.women "age worse" because they either change drastically due to child birth or they live brutal lives involving heavy drinking and taking copious amounts of dick. there are plenty of women who age gracefully and look good well into their 50s - like Kari Byron.
>Remember that episode of George LopezNo I'm White
I'm surprised this momma's boy lets him fly to montana without holding his hand the whole way
>>221898126No but that's hilarious
*yawn*
>>221898137this, my mom would never let me travel alone
Because I'm bad, I'm bad! (Bad bad)Shamone ah really really bad
wish a big juicy brazilian MILF with a fat brapper would sit on my face and say "ay papi!"
most of the apps on my computer are winjews slop apps
>>221898131One of the few white women who aged well
R8 my shower playlist vr0s: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVWf7ZxOAKykOfWERBGkLCvx
>>221898175gay/10
>>221898175pretty awful besides the muse song. why are you taking a 35+ minute shower
>>221898175https://youtu.be/3VK5P7Tthd4What's the purpose of this video that you uploaded?
Guys how do I get a gf like pic related?
>employ spiteful rat eric kripke>get karma'd by Godkwab bezos
I usually listen to Nick Fuentes rant about jews or libtards while I shower.
>>221898190>>221898175Wait nevermind I get it nowThe immigrant riding a scooter
>>221897663Already have.
>>221898175>Ghost - Mary On A CrossPropa good one diss
>>221898191kingdom hearts
>>221898193Rocket science is really hard okay
Qui-Gon Jinn met Darth Plagueis once. Of course he did not know that he was speaking to a Sith Lord. Darth Plagueis was there in his public persona of Hego Damask, a wealthy Muun businessman.They met on the planet Serenno, which was Count Dooku's homeworld.Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas was also there, whom you may recall as the commissioner of the clone army from Attack of the Clones.
glad stupid niggas are getting fucked
>>221897675>>221897686>>221897716
would you eat my ass?
>>221898211
>>221898222lets see it
>>221898193fuckin sick dude
>>221898193Rockets just explode sometimes. I don't think god has anything to do with it
I listen to porn in Portuguese and Spanish to improve my vocabulary in my target languages
7 years wasted. FUCK NIGGERS
>>221898241I've been here since 2012.
>>221898238muito gozando
>>221898241what are you on about?
>>221897671Fellow bacteria-disgust response haver here. Pussy is gross.
That NEET phase, I absolutely recommend not skipping it.
posted on the official white house site btw
Courteney Cox was a 10/10 qtpie back in the day
>>221898270don't care
>>221898270Yes its a shitty joke about Mexicans
>>221898270yeah they're just talking about Mexicans
How do I get a girlfriend like pic related
>his height starts with 5 Brootal
Darth Plagueis was a rich and powerful Muun businessman named Hego Damask and he owned the Intergalactic Banking Clan (which later became part of the Seperatists) and he had a wide network of contacts in high level business and Republic positions and he was able to manipulate things to make Palpatine senator and later chancellor.
>>221898281get isekai'd into the digital world
>>221898281Cosplay conventions
>>221898281Witchcraft.
>>221898281Pride parades
>>221898281
>>221898290any other interesting factoids if we need to dry up every woman's panties in a 10 mile radius?
>>221898281be a digi-destined
/cum/ energyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PURH-T_GOVw
Fell on my knee earlier and that fucker hurts bad dude wanna see *starts smashing knee on the wall super hard*
>>221898254Pussy is very clean, though
>>221898302I don't like your attitude or your obscene lamguage.
>>221898323and I dont like your boring star wars factoids, pisswad
hello cummies
Thot son or stud daughter
>pisswasser don't drink it sloww>3 AM go buy some blow
can wait to stroke my dick to the new precure episode.
>>221898338Fauci son
>>221898339Anthony Cumia did the voice work for the Pisswasser ads
>White people and Hispanics fight over Texas for 200 years>Jeets achieve total victory in 10 yearsKneel
as immature and petty as this sounds, i admit, one of my more choice pleasures is when a video game developer fucks up. even the direst of moods can see the ship's course righted when some corporate entity comes groveling for their mistake and has to surrender a chunk of their quarterly for no reason other than "that intern added a zero he wasn't supposed to." SWB. schadenfreude with benefits.
>>221898290I enjoy your star wars lore
i know jason still lurks this thread. i know you're here and i want you to know we love you and care about you still.
Guys I’m black. Unironically.
>>221898381Based black man
indian gas station clerk tried to hit me with that "arriba arriba andale andale" attitude and still got mad because I didn't play along
>>221898381Are you going to be replaced in your minority darling status by Mexicans or Jeets in your area?
*sucks teeth*nerdy niggas STEADY on they bool shit n they wonder why they ain't never get no pussy. you an intergalactic virgin my nigga over here talm bout "Palpatine senators" fuck outta here goofy ahh. you a nitwit my nigga. start spoutin off bout cheese charcuterie boards lame ass
Do we have any gay or bisexual men in the thread tonight?
>>221898381
>>221898381How has life been nigganon
>>221898405>>221898371
Blacks are gonna have it pretty rough when Jeets take over. Native Americans will have it rough too but they mostly deserve what the Jeets will do to them.
Wish we had Brazilian girls in Leafland
>Oh mann my son is very bad>No wife, no house, no kids
>>221898405
>>221898405Zoom Zoom is here
ITS TOO FUCKING HOT
blasting the THPS2 OST out my window againits summertime
>>221898425groomer meme
Weird awkward thread, not even shit, just weird and awkward.
3 more days until I leave this country for good ( God willing )
>>221898423I see a few Brazilians here in Texas. They are typically old and not that hot.
>>221898409Pretty good desu. Kinda getting of my current city and feel like moving to a new one after my 401k at my current job is vested. What about you mexinon?
>>221898453>TexasMost of them are in New England. In general though I'm very surprised there's so few of them here given how much of a shithole that place is and how many of them there are. Do they really just all go to Europe o algo?
just pooed
>>221898436This one is my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImIpGwdvuqs&list=RDImIpGwdvuqs&start_radio=1
The goyim could never be frum
How often do ya jerk
>o algocould you not? we get you're a mutt but you don't need to advertise it so much
what happens if you sleep with a girl and she farts in her sleep while you are awake to witness it?
>>221898480It’s a bad habit that poisoned me
Darth Plagueis's training regiment for Palpatine was harsh and ruthless.The very first lesson was simply making Palpatine stand in the brutally cold snow storm of Illum for days on end with no coat. Palpatine was a pampered rich kid from one of Naboo's noble families. This lesson was to teach the young Palpatine the meaning of suffering and misery.
>>221898482Se mata, bichaHappy now?
>>221898482seethe o algo
>>221898465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U
it's raining again
>>221898480I haven't jerked off in months (100% serious)
>>221898485leave immediately, block her number, call the cops
wow now that is interesting
>>221898486Yeah. I can’t even sleep without gooning, sometimes I wonder if even getting a chick will fix it
>>221898489How did he not die
LIGHTS OUTGORILLA RADIOTURN THAT SHIT UP
went grocery shoppingprepped dinner for tomorrowwashed dishescleaned the catboxran the robot vacuumdid the laundry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyXARGgIdpE
In the second lesson, Plagueis made Palpatine climb up a very steep hill and when he finally got to the top, Plagueis would zap him with Force lightning, sending Palpatine tumbling back down to the bottom and then he would make Palpatine climb up again.
I've only seen the Star War with Dairy Ridley and the black guy. Never saw any other ones because that one was pretty unenjoyable
Never realized it, but skateboarding made me really famous, even to non-skaters in places like Spain (Macba). Sports make you famous and attract woman but of course I had to quit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKm4ueVuxpY
>>221898405Hi
Skateboards are for kids
>>221898565Vanity is always dust in the end anyways
>>221898508>I wonder if even getting a chick will fix itI doubt any vanilla women I attract is down to fuck on a daily basis. I actually wonder how many women are actual nymphomaniacs.
>>221898577t. cant ollie
Women don't get horny. Its just not in them.
>>221898585is nymphomania genetic or a consequence of something?
>>221898594Grow up
Kinda weird to think of that the fat chick I used to bang in the back of her/my car and nut in got married like 1.5 years after I ghosted her. She always wanted to date but I kept leading her on.
god dammit I completely forgot to charge my phone before heading out to the bar
>>221898595falset. porn addict
>>221898610
Apparently it's common for men to pay homeless women to fuck them
>>221898638and thats how your dad met your mother
If you guys don't start being interesting I am going to log and go play HeartGold and watch The Hobbit.
Sex in the streets
>>221898648
>I'M A LOOOOOOOSER>LIKE JOE THE LOOOOOOOOSER7 years wastedNeet gang Neet gang NiggaAwoooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgOCaqgzpmM&list=RDQgOCaqgzpmM
Many years later, after Palpatine was highly trained and more experienced, Darth Plagueis began to treat Palpatine more as a partner to some extent, instead of a mere student. Plagueis recognized Palpatine's talent in strategy and politics and he would let Palpatine do his job as he saw fit.Of course, Darth Plagueis was still very much the one in charge, and he once Force choked Palpatine when they were having a disagreement, as a firm reminder.
>>221898458>Kinda getting of my current city and feel like moving to a new one after my 401k at my current job is vested.That's great. I'd love to get out of my shithole but for now I'm going hard at work and school. I'll probably either go back to MN or move on to UCLA after I get my Bachelor's.>mexinonI'm not Mexican
Just got out the shower. Feeling incredibly fresh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmoCPz5p938
>>221898648>I am going to log and go play HeartGoldI thought you were playing Diamond and Fossil Fighters, did you already beat them both?
>>221898684why didnt you invite me?
>>221898690I have to beat Heartgold first.
hawk tu ahh post
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts
>>221898686hell yeah
snailor slow
AMOEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOEBAAAAAAAAAMOEBAAAAAAAAAAAMOEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWE ARE SCIENTISTS IN OUR LABLOOKING THROUGH THE MICROSCOPETHE LITTLE GLASS SLIDES THEY NEVER LIEHOW CAN THIS SMALL MIND COPE?
dont wish to live anymre
>>221898710Haven't heard that in forever
>>221898608Probably the consequence of an absent father. Mom is always working, no adult supervision .etc.
>>221898694Shower time is me time bitch.
>>221898680University is a scam, bubba. Don't waste your time
too lazy to shave my disgusting boogie2988 looking neckbeard
>>221898766SALAD DODGINGLARD GARGLINGPARKED BUS
On the other hand, Plagueis did sometimes go along with Palpatine's suggestions when they were discussing strategy. Plagueis knew that Palpatine had very sharp political instincts and he valued his insight on such things.
>>221898766Get one of those electric beard trimmers. Or make it a habit of shaving every 2-3 days and it becomes a lot easier.
>>221898696>I have to beat Heartgold first.Fair's fair, they're all good long games.>>221898754>University is a scam, bubbaIt's either that or the military. I've failed at all the other non-academia routes and am going for broke with this one. If that fails too I'll just enlist.
>>221898595They absolutely do. My gf throughout high school and college would sometimes get so horny she'd drag me int the back of her car wherever we were. We went out to the beach once and she just suddenly got ravenous for cock. Dragged me into the family bathroom and we fucked on the changing table
spotted 2 gocks on the 'log/cum/ culture is leaking out
Cap
>>221898795>It's either that or the military.Get into the trades and start a business
business idea: replace zoomer word cap / cappin with jap / jappin
Women literally don't get horny
corr did a heterosexuals poofink many will find diss a good posti like how catyanks kittingtonshire all have very similar facial expression
>>221898753The retard who tried blowing up Taylor in Vienna has just been sentenced.Swifties will never forget Taylor’s sickening SILENCE over the cancellation of all three shows.
>>221898851have wondered in the past whether women actually like sex or just like the idea of it and the how it is a vehicle for the status that comes wiv having a sexualpartner or summat
drinking milk
i'm a woman and i get horny and goon all the time
>>221898797Americans can’t suffer
shut up BITCH
My friend Alan was in the army but he got kicked out for refusing the covid "vaccine".They later offered to let him back in but he said frick no, not a chance, he is not dying for the synagogue of satan.
>>221898906Your friend sounds like he has schizophrenia
Imagine not simply getting the jab.
>>221898920Imagine my thick 9 inch cock inseminating your mother
>>221898868wish he had succeeded
Kid at my school was a Jehovah's Witness. Shy fella but otherwise pretty normal. Had to draw snowmen while the rest of us drew Santa Claus in the winter. Don't know what came of him. His brother started dating some non-JW girl and got in a huge fight with their mom.
French sounds like Arabic
>>221898926I would like to distance myself from such hypothetical scenarios.>>221898933Shut up!
>>221898928That’s lovely. Canada has been way too timid the whole time, good thing the Indians are brining some heat into your society.
Sleepy time. Good night frens.
When Canadian boys are in a good mood their butt smells like cinnamon and maple. When Canadian boys are in a bad mood their butt takes on "spicy" notes like chili pepper and more earthy tones like moss
Canadians smell like moose droppings
Canadians did 9/11
Jason died from the Hanta Virus while on a carnival cruise.
>>221898973cute 'ttington
Japanese bvlls go to China and America to NTR sissy locals
>>221898975good post
I don't want to be here
>>221899036And yet again here you are.Welcome :-)
scat
>>221898825>Get into the tradesI have zero experience and I'm in an extremely competitive state for that (AZ).>start a businessFucking lol
youtube is recommending me some actual ass music LOLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFU5EDB4-40
Who was the fat Israeli anon that used to post?
>>221898973gn sir
>>221899055AZ….become a new build home inspector with CyFy
>>221899055>I have zero experienceHence "get into">Fucking lolExcellent point! On second thought yeah, continue with college because you're too silly to work around tradesmen
Finally laying my 7 year old phone to rest and getting a new oneI’m such a poorfag that I feel guilty even though I need to get one
Trade jobs are ez man. Just go to the local community college, learn something and shake some boomers hand firmly
Just get into it bro
Just do it bro
My GF has a Gussy (girlpussy)
>>221899157okay. *cums on your face*
>>221899120iPhone? Please say it’s an iPhone.
Won 12€ or something in the Euro Lottery.Reinvested it into the German lottery and won 11,50€.Reinvested it yet again.On the road to 50 million.
>>221899179Yea both
https://youtu.be/ALtZuAMkeFI?si=m-B6A75YjbPD81OE
knee grows
positively bored
>>221899195Very good.Would hate to see another Cumking become a green bubble bitch.
I can't watch any movies because my stupid bluetooth headphones have a 1-2 second delay
I hate women
>>221899214Drake Iceman vs Kendrick Lamar Fireman
we hate you too
Dunno if I should skip the 2nd starbucks bottled frap today, brainberg is telling me its too much sugarDubs or better I'll skip it
>>221899055I work at a steel mill that will pay send you to their trade school and pay you the whole time. It's a pretty sweet deal, actually, but if you're already in uni I would recommend doing that
>>221899234use the inbuilt speaker?
>>221899115>ArizonaDude if you think you're going to walk in and get a job building data centers, houses, or working with TSMC you're in for a very big surprise. Believe me, I've tried to get in to those but it just hasn't worked because I don't have the skills, don't have the connections, and I'm not a thirdie that can work for remittances and collect aid.>Excellent point! Selling fucking what? Nobody (especially here) has any money to buy anything while I'm too poor to get one off the ground in the first place.The reason I'm going to college is because I tried to go the business route and it failed because I was at the mercy of asset managers and hedge funds that ultimately decided against my plan.
>>221899266>I work at a steel mill that will pay send you to their trade school and pay you the whole timeWhat decade are you in? There's no steel mills in the country outside of a handful of whithering Rust Belt states and there definitely aren't any West of the Mississippi.
How about a steal mill
>>221899190Art of the Deal
apparently despair is a mortal sin. im definitely headed to hell desu
larkin poe?finkin'larkin poo
The god of wine comes crashing through the headlights of a carThat took you farther than you thought you'd ever want to go
>Gen Z kids are still post 3EB lyrics That's staying power
new >>221899425new >>221899425new >>221899425
>>221899291I don't know what to tell you man, I'm working in one of them right now and business is good
