Why do you not have guns, like we do in America?Why do you not have air conditioning? We have that in America.Why do you not have only two political parties, like we do in America?Why are you good at geography and history? We are not like that in America.Why do you not measure in outdated British Imperial systems? We do that in America.Why do you paint your maps red when it is hot, we do not do that in America.Why do you not let police shoot your dog, like we do in America?Why do you not own a car? We do that in America.Why are you poor? We are not like that in America.Why have you not put a flag on the Moon, like we have in America?Why did you not win World War Two, like we did in America?
>>221899637>Why do you not have guns, like we do in America?I wish we had that.>Why do you not have air conditioning? We have that in America.I wish we had that.>Why do you not have only two political parties, like we do in America?I don't wish we had that.>Why are you good at geography and history? We are not like that in America.I'm a smartass nerd.>Why do you not measure in outdated British Imperial systems? We do that in America.I don't wish we did that.>Why do you paint your maps red when it is hot, we do not do that in America.We do that.>Why do you not let police shoot your dog, like we do in America?I don't wish we did that.>Why do you not own a car? We do that in America.I do own a car.>Why are you poor? We are not like that in America.I'm not poor.>Why have you not put a flag on the Moon, like we have in America?Because we don't have a space program like yours.>Why did you not win World War Two, like we did in America?Because we took on more than we could chew...in Germany.
>>221899637>Why do you paint your maps red when it is hot, we do not do that in America.Huh?
>>221899775It's what they do IN GERMANY
