You may only post ITT if your country has beavers
they are shot mercilessly here ;_;
nibble nibble, bide on drees :DDD
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>29 May 2013>A beaver attacked a 60-year-old fisherman in Belarus, slicing an artery and causing him to bleed to death.>It was the latest in a series of beaver attacks on humans in the country, as the rodents, who have razor-sharp teeth, have turned increasingly aggressive after wandering near homes, shops and schools.
>>221905373Even beavers have vatnik fatique
>>221905373>Be American beaver>get dropped
They've been reintroduced here
>>221904518Why did he do it?
>>221907304Will to power
>>221903682Did you know in ancient Zoroastrianism, beavers were the most holy animals there were? They believed that the soul of one beaver required 1000 male and 1000 female souls to create. These were the acceptable punishments one could go through to atone for the killing of a beaver>Zarathushtra asked Ahura Mazda: 'O Ahura Mazda, most beneficent Spirit, Maker of the material world, thou Holy One! He who smites one of those water-dogs (beavers) that are born one from a thousand dogs and a thousand she-dogs, so that he gives up the ghost and the soul parts from the body, what is the penalty that he shall pay?'>Ahura Mazda answered: 'He shall pay ten thousand stripes with the Aspahe-astra, ten thousand stripes with the Sraosho-charana.>'He shall godly and piously bring unto the fire of Ahura Mazda ten thousand loads of hard, well dried, well examined wood, to redeem his own soul.>'He shall godly and piously, bring unto the fire of Ahura Mazda ten thousand loads of soft wood, of Urvasna, Vohu-gaona, Vohu-kereti, Hadha-naepata, or any sweet-scented plant, to redeem his own soul.>'He shall godly and piously tie ten thousand bundles of Baresma, to redeem his own soul.>'He shall offer up to the Good Waters ten thousand Zaothra libations with the Haoma and the milk, cleanly prepared and well strained, cleanly prepared and well strained by a pious man, and mixed with the roots of the tree known as Hadha-naepata, to redeem his own soul.>'He shall kill ten thousand snakes of those that go upon the belly. He shall kill ten thousand Kahrpus (cats), who are snakes with the shape of a dog. He shall kill ten thousand tortoises. He shall kill ten thousand land-frogs; he shall kill ten thousand water-frogs. He shall kill ten thousand corn-carrying ants; he shall kill ten thousand ants of the small, venomous mischievous kind.
>>2219075321000 male and 1000 female *dog* souls
>>221907532>if you kill a beaver you have to atone by committing genocide against cats, snakes, turtles, frogs and two different species of antThis is advanced autism
>>221903682>stupid giant rats Nutria from South America are thriving and damaging Japanese agriculture
>>221907532>'He shall kill ten thousand worms of those that live on dirt; he shall kill ten thousand raging flies (corpse flies).>'He shall fill up ten thousand holes for the unclean.>'He shall godly and piously give to godly men (priests) twice the set of seven implements for the fire, to redeem his own soul, namely- 'The two answering implements for fire (two receptacles, one for wood, one for incense); a broom; a pair of tongs; a pair of round bellows extended at the bottom, contracted at the top; a sharp-edged sharp-pointed adze; a sharp-toothed sharp-pointed saw; by means of which the worshippers of Mazda procure wood for the fire of Ahura Mazda.>'He shall godly and piously give to godly men a set of all the implements of which the husbandmen make use, to redeem his own soul, namely: A plough with yoke and ...; a goad for ox; a mortar of stone; a round-headed hand-mill for grinding corn; a spade for digging and tilling; one measure of silver and one measure of gold.'O Maker of the material world, thou Holy One! How much silver?Ahura Mazda answered: 'The price of a stallion.'O Maker of the material world, thou Holy One! How much gold?Ahura Mazda answered: 'The price of a he-camel.>'He shall godly and piously give in marriage to a godly man a virgin maid, whom no man has known, to redeem his own soul.'O Maker of the material world, thou Holy One! What sort of maid?Ahura Mazda answered: 'A sister or a daughter of his, at the age of puberty, with ear-rings in her ears and past her fifteenth year.
jakie bydle
>>221905865Leave the airborne beavers out of this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcdvP8CYPB0
>>221907532They also thought that marrying your own mother was holy
>>221907981Why are Persians so silly?
>>221907532>Kahrpus (cats), who are snakes with the shape of a dogLovecraft didn't enjoyed this
>>221907999Inbreeding poisons the body, as well as the mind.
One must imagine the beaver happy
>>221903682hundreds of them
>>221911086why
>>221913299I don't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h4P-26kHAw
imc retards shot beavers to extinction, and then imported north american beavers to replace them thinking it doesn't matter. but they aren't the same species.
>>221903682Beavers were introduced in the patagonia and now they're destroying the forests. Efforts are being made to kill them all.
>>221903682>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrOE-m7sX9EWe used to have a beaver delivery system
Beavers are the most noble creatures on earth. I think a beaver should be our national animal instead of some overgrown chicken
