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villains who were right all along
first for sepuku
Just be yourself
>>221909427You think the navy won't be involved with a conflict with an island nation
>>221909465horrible advice, do not listen to this guy you will get fucked over hard.
>>221909496This. Only be yourself if it's likable. You wouldn't tell a sociopath to be themselves
>>221909496Can I have some money?
>>221909414
Just kill yourself
>>221909538Idk who that is
>>221909538Is that Kevin Spacey?
>>221909566i think its the mc donalds ceo
i be'd myself once, once!
snowing today
>>221909604based
>>221909413Naw maybe, All the anti orangeman blustering Carney has been doing on the world stage has led the general consensus of gaijin to be that you are the Wholesome Heckin Chungus America and we are the evil Chud Empire
>>221909604I wish I lived in the Arctic
>>221909581Holy Faceblind. He doesn't even remotely resemble that mincing boy-hungry pedophile.
I'm a successful author, entrepreneur, and CEO with over two decades of experience navigating changing business dynamicsAnd you can be like me too if you buy my book
>>221909684
I'm pooping and about to wipe. Just wanted to let you guys know
Heading towards Montana just wanna let you know if I die from a bear attack remember my ass
haven't left the metro area i live in since the late 90s
Btw Kevin Spacey, despite not being Jewish, has fled to the land that shelters pedophiles, Israel and has been reduced to performing soft-shor routines in low end bars and bistros.
China is no longer playing games.
>>221909897can i hire him for a birthday party?
I have 40,000 bread ties
>>221909891Why not
>>221909941As long as there's no little boys there
>>221909484defending a stationary target that you own is very different from invading a foreign nation and shooting down drones that they might send to your civilian population centers instead of at the actual army that's attacking them you pedantic cumass
have come to realize that my casual misogyny has grown into full fledged misogyny genuinely just don't think women are capable of honesty or being faithful
I haven't left California since 2011 when I lived in Hawaii
>>221909897What's his best movie?
>>221909604Based Eskimo anon
>>221909897I would believe he's innocent because he's not jewish but...
>>221909816The only memorable thing about you is your ass
>>221910058Se7en or Swimming with the SharksPlebs will say Usual Suspects.
Dont condescend to me bitch thinks I'm too stupid to notice her fake condescending interest
>America gifts Israel billions of dollars a year>they turn around and use millions of dollars of this money to bribe American leaders>who in turn gift even more money, materiel, etc. to Israel>all of your tax dollars are being used to bribe crooked scum who then give even more of your money to crooked scumwhat a system
Spilled water on my self in front of the cute stewardess I'm such a fuckup loser
>>221910058spacey? i'd go with k-pax
What are some good illegal things to illegally buy illegally
Time to go completely insane
Kevin Spacey let me down so bad. I was a huge fan. Then I found out he sang old Dean Martin and Sinatra songs quite well live. Then I was a bigger fan. Then he came out as a fag. No longer a fanThen that faggot from Star Trek Discovery said he raped him while he was still a teenage. Even less of a fan. Then I learned he killed several people who were gonna testify against him for sexual misconduct with men and boys. Now I can't stand the sight of him.
>>221910150You're such a wannabe American. You probably know more about America than your own shithole
>>221910224Grow tf up chud it's hollywood tradition
Momberg is depressed
>>221910269>You probably know more about America than your own shitholeNot true, but I probably know more about America than most Americans lol. Bizarre seethe from you though, keep it coming Moishe.
>>221910294Give her the d
I'm on track to become the greatest man who has ever lived
Member when black pipo used to give themselves the most absolutely of the wall usernames on social media? I miss those days
>>221910334You are trans hon
>>221910328
>>221910294Post your mom's tids
>>221910384Corey 'PancakeNuppies' Washington
>>221910294she needs a man
Thoughts in raisin man?
Saw a seagull just chilling in the grass by himself earlier
>>221910506Rayciss
>>221910459do i look like jason>>221910491she is happily married
I'm a stay at home husband
>>221910526>seagulls in malmoI know where you live
>>221910555This is my dream
>>221910589same
>>221910589It's kino. The best part is when she gets off work she immediately wants to drain my balls and cook me food.
Elijah Wood in his primeNow that was a bussy
>>221910294Give her some flowers, I bet she'd flip
>>221910732>>221910391
>>221910732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfhMILe8C84
>>221910732How soon till you die of aids freak
>>221910914Based bussy busting tops like myself are far less likely to get hiv
Just whooped the shit outta ten canadians
>>221910975Just kill yourself You will die alone and diseased
>>221911024could easily be you
>>221911024I will die of viagra induced heart failure at the age of 87, 7 inches deep into a 20 year old bussy
Keep getting facebook ads to volunteer or visit IsrealThe fb algorithm thinks I'm a jew for some reason
Ten tall Canadians, all in a line. A shot rings out *BLAM*Down to nine.
>>221911073>tf>for some reason
It's time. Ask her out.
>>221909484Nta but keeping the strait open is much more difficult. The Iran needs only provide a credible threat to disuade risk averae tanker companies, and a paper plane with a grenade is all it takes to do that. If they could keep the strait open for themselves, now, that would have really been something
>>221911104I did 2 weeks ago and she said no
Imagine your life's goal being to stick your di knin another mans butt. Fags are so comically disgusting it's not even funny, paradoxically.
>>221911126Then you consider the absolute purity that is lesbianism and the fact that people lump the two together. It's a decrepitude.
>>221911121Why haven't you strangled her yet?
Us round peggers will continue trying to insert it into the star shaped holeStay mad
It's Just One Of Those Days
>>221911126They're attracted to shit it's mental illness don't engage
it's all about the he said/she said bullshit.
Where can you find Iranian honeys in America?
Guess I'll hang myself
>>221911284F*ck the patriarchy f*ck rape culture, full stop
Less than 3 hours to the weekendGives me time for at least 2 more shits I reckon
I'm at work and I have to piss but the nearest restroom is a half mile away, I'd piss right here but there's cameras everywhere
>tiktokslop hourGrim
>>221911284these guys are hard to decipher. they're either opportunist snakes, shitposters or grew up seeing their dad abuse their mother.
Kitty lieks yogert
>>221911126Most gay/bi guys have tried anal but like 90% of the time they're just rolling around naked in bed kissing and blowing each other
Is it ok to post vids of my gf here?
>>221910692>>221910555That sounds gay. Your wife answering to some other man at work. He's her "boss" eugh.
>>221911453god i love braphogs
My dad used to force himself on my mother in front of me when I was a child, she would struggle to get away and he would laugh when she picked me up and brought me out of the room.i didn't understand he was just being playful with his wife but at the time I wanted to kill him
>>221911489That's crazy. My dad showed 0 affection towards my mother like they were contractually obliged to be together
>>221911410
>>221911489how old were you? could be that it didn't actually happen and your childhood memories are distorted. never trust your memory when it happened before the age of 10.
>summer has begun>it's only 70 degreesI'm finna kill these global warming mfs
>>221911536I remember it vividly. It happened regularly, not just once. My dad was old school, I mean REALLY old school. This happened when I was in kindergarten so I was like 6 or 7
It's time to get a job bros. We can't just masturbate and post here all day
>>221911518>>221911489women like to be raped
>>221911589Speak for yourself, I'm at work right now
>>221911589I'll do it tomorrow
>>221911614Shut your fucking mouth you damn dirty ape.
>>221911453rubenesque
>>221911616Get back to work wagie
>>221911589I'm at work now ):
>>221911489race?
>>221911589what if we can though
I found a video of an IRL dog speaking Italian. >>221911616
>>221911608i know i'm supposed to be outraged and his tactics are working but i genuinely want this guy to get tortured mexican cartel style
>>221911589I want to get a bachelors degree in accounting but four years seems so long
>>221911710Nah, I just did leg day, I'm too tired.
Can't remember important shit but I do remember that someone misspelled "sweden" as "sweeden" on the imdb message board for Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan back in 2007.
>>221911489I had a friend whose dad would have sex with the mom right in the kitchen with everyone watching. The kitchen table routinely had disassembled guns for inspection. One summer, the pool died and was overloaded with toads. My friend and I would kill the frogs then bring them back to life with a cattle prod. We dissected the dead with butter knives to assess what went wrong.
>>221911754When your older you'll realize 4 years is less than nothing. The 4 years will go by and you'll be in the same place you are now thinking why the hell didn't I just get the degree
Capitalism has failed the white man at every turn
I never thought of it that way
Thoughts on Yung lean?
>>221911764Freddy vs Jason was kino
>>221911793I'm already 25 and spent the last 5 years shitposting and gaming
I'm tired of being a skele, how do I eat more food?
eating frozen burritos
>>221912001must be hard on the teeth
>>221911743This tbf.
>>221912001one of the few frozen foods that tastes much better when microwaved as opposed to baked in the oven.
Let's go to the Hollywood hills and kill a bunch of people
>>221911743Its nigger behavior plain and simple to be a loud freak on public transportation
>>221912109definitely harder than sexxxing your momma
>>221912225oh wow how original
>>221912224I disagree it tastes too mushy. I always put my burritos in the toaster oven
>>221912249>assuming i have a mombit heteronormative yikes
>>221911985So? What's that supposed to mean? Just go do it dumbass.
>>221912275you're jelly i get to sex milfs
*starts a california wildfire*
>>221912251Let's go to Canada then
If your father came out as trans and got preggo would you support her?
>You need immigrants so the economy can growThe economy:
is it safe to drive a sports car in america with all those lifted trucks that will just run you over
Something happens ONE TIME and Yuropoors LOSE THEIR MINDS
>>221912356They simply don't have enough. A few million more jeets should fix things
My friend group is all girls. It's not very kino.
>>221912416buddy you gotta learn what a joke is. relax and stop getting so angry.
>>221912467can you introduce me
How do I become a man of the people?
>>221912468>buddy you gotta learn what a joke isRight back atcha, chief
i left america in 2022, after ukraine but before gaza. have things gotten dramatically worse since then? i’m posting under a vpn
>>221912497Become retarded
>i was merely pretending
>>221912329now we're cookin with gas
Unhoused folx took over my basement. I'm letting them live there because I'm a good person
>I don't understand sarcasm so you're actually really mad and I'm justified in telling you to calm down
What do you think?
>>221912467Even if you aren't gay, I've found this to be the best option.
After 4 hours of waiting for a call back from the mechanic I just called another shop and immediately got an appointment
>>221912584Calm down sonnie
>>221912550It's going great bro!
>>221912634i know miggers are raping the country to death, it looks like a shitshow from the outside. but day to day, are things mostly the same as usual?
Just did a 25 copies linocut print run of the cards we will send out for the bebe’s birthVery whimsical
>>221912614Possibly the first mechanic is a good shop which is why they're so busy and have wait times. Possible the other one is gonna fuck your ass, not in the way you enjoy either. Is it something simple you can do yourself anyways?
Why?
>>221912698What cunt did you move to?I don't believe you
>>221912738so faggots don't bother you because they'll think you're offline.I use that setting if I'm working some overtime.
>>221912698Yeah everyone is still batshit crazy
>>221912759i don’t want to say but another developed western one. It’s immaterial to my actual question and you don’t have to believe me, i genuinely want to know before i go back and visit in a month
Canadians
>>221912719I don't have a parking lot or the tools or the know how to do it. I could obtain the know how but I don't know how cost effective it would be to buy the tools and find a place where I could spend a day or more working on my car, not to mention find a place to put said tools when I'm done with them (I already have trouble with this with my other tools).As of now I think I have issues with my steering intermediate shaft, maybe my rotors(or bearings, or suspension or calipers idk), some issue with it howling at around 30mph and probably need my tires rotated. And I'm going on a cross country trip so id rather just have a profession go over it and make sure everything is up to snuff so I dont get caught with my pants down 3000 miles from home
>>221912619
>>221912833how dare he! that's the government's job
>>221912808how does the general hysteria and climate feel relative to trump 1.0? I remember there was lots of mental illness back then, but it seems like this second term is 5x more extreme
Realistically, can they be stopped?
>>221912738>stayed home from work and have coworkers on your friends list>friend who always bugs you to play something else but you don't want to is on>other similar situations anymore questions
>>221912898Everything is exactly the same as it's always been and anyone who tells you different is a terminally online redditor.
>>221912870Fair enough, if it's not obvious what the issue is sometimes a shop is best. I need an intermediate shaft replaced and it's a PITA to access + rusted in place so I'm just paying to get it replaced.
>>221912898its alot more calm, you don't get TV show hosts sperging out about ice cream anymore. just TV show hosts calling for the assassination of politicians and leftists pretending thats normal
>>221912898My observation is that things are pretty calm people generally seem to care less. Not much has changed since you left in 2022 which was when inflation peaked
>>221912584yanks really do struggle with the meaning of the word "sarcasm" lmao >>221912416can't handle the bant mate no need to get mad
just get an EV bro they're like super low maintenance
>the year is 2026 and the average incel looks like henry cavillthe end times are near
99% of women need make up to look average
Just finished my Costco shopping. I know it's slop but I love the hotdogs
>>221913104Faggot
>>221913104Chad
>>221913124Did the chicken tendies look good?
>>221913079meanwhile a bad haircut can turn a 10/10 Chad into a 2/10 Poindexter.
shabbat shalom. my name is hashem.
/cum/shots I'm vibin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpVpZgPPRNA
>>221913275Same can be said about women...
Hot dogs are quite genuinely the most vile culinary invention in the history of mankind.
>>221913275>>221913306bad haircuts only apply to women not men. youre both retarded.
>>221913315I would eat this
>>221913332Caring about fashion and grooming beyond the minimum as a man is inherently gay
>>221913286I am Judeo Christian and will send my family to war to stop the second coming of Christ. You are welcome to my money.
>>221913348swedoids larping as americans
>>221913380womens haircuts do matter. youre just retarded.
>>221913315No they are delicious On a toasted bun with ketchup, mustard, mayo, jalapeños Mmmm
I've got a bad feeling about these Persona 6 leaks
>>221913451I agreeI'm saying that caring about men's fashion is gay.
Hotdogs are made of lips and assholes>zoomers are like "HARD PASS BRO"Girls are made of lips and assholes>OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMDuality of zooms.
>>221913493Contrived
>>221913493Need to rub my penile member all over that moist body desu
>>221913480Handheld cuisine peaked with hamburgers. Hot dogs are legacy and should be outlawed.
>>221913489I wish theyvwould remaster P1 and P2. Maybe the first two SMT games too.
>>221913521In what way?
Might take my kayak out on the river and get drunk
Im a bratwurst guy
>>221913581Be careful
>>221913581didn't you just do that recently? Smoke instead this time bro. I'm worried.
>>221913625I don't smoke weed
>>221913581remember that story from a couple years ago where a random kid swam up to a guy on a kayak? he was on a boat with his dad and his dad "lost" him somehow.
>>221913651Yes, kek
Trying to kill your offspring makes a lot of sense desu if you can tell the kid is a weakling he won't spread your genes further
Are you hitting up the club tonight >https://youtu.be/aFDZhavToX8
foids really be typing on these fuckin things
>>221913716No I'm getting dinner with my aunt and uncle
Can't stop pissing and shidding. Been at the shidding for an hour plus now
Chris Watts did nothing wrong
>>221913523Chicago dogs are really good. I actually prefer the cheaper lips and assholes to all beef Jewish dogs. Sauerkraut and chilidogs are also really good, but I am a peasant and don't know any better.
Omg pooping
>>221913762>tomatoes
>>221913762Looks good but I'd still replace the dog with bratwurst or kielbasa
just did a massive poo
When you poop crazy in the hood
>>221913788How are tomatoes okay on a hamburger, but not a hotdog?
>>221913788
/cum/ going an entire thread without talking about sex or poop challengeDifficulty: impossible
>>221912001Fun fact: food stamps don't actually pay for hot food so you have to buy frozen burritos and heat it up in the gas station microwave to get fast food
Name a single person who doesn't poop besides Kim Jong Un
>>221913897Every woman
>>221913843They aren't okay on anything >>221913848Its different when they've been refined and mixed with vinegar and sugar
Did yall know Alaska gives you free money for living there? It's true. Part of the state's oil revenue gets put into the Alaska Permanent Fund Corporation which is then paid in yearly dividends to permanent Alaska residents. The amount fluctuates based on how the oil industry does that year, but is generally in the range of $1000-3000.
>>221913931$1,000-3000 a year or a month?
>>221913873Don't EBT cards get you hot food as gas stations and other places?
>>221913931Yes, they pay more if you're a woman. The cost of living is about 25% higher than the national average though and you'll likely have to learn to live without things you take for granted on the mainland.Also people disappear a lot there
>>221913581Will that be the kayak yer uncle gave ye, then?
you niggas constantly talking about your poops are very performative. VERY contrived.
>>221913988 I got it off Craigslist
Thoughts on sweaty, unwashed, dirty, hairy, messy, hikikomari sluts who like to tease?
I pooped a lot today
>>221914054If they're females with boobies I'll do the hard necessary task of sexxing them, but it will cost her
>>221913848What kinda fucking gidrul don't like pomodori? You literally have to have the brain of a seven year old to dislike them
>>221914040How is it perfomativeYou think we're lying about pooping?
>>221914041Oh. Well, ye should know, there's someone else here with a kayak that his uncle gave him. Just a heads up. Watch your back.
>>221914099I do all the timePoop is funny so by mentioning it I hope to brighten the day of my /cum/patriots
>>221914099yes, actually. either these poops aren't happening OR they are and they're really not a big deal. no massive clean up, no broken plumbing, no ruined pants, etc.
>>221914099More seven year old brain type stuff
>>221914123/cum/ is a watersports generalThe /cum/ flotilla will be massive
>>221914136Based
>>221912356Our population also dropped two quarters in a row. Coincidence? We need more jeets actually
>>221914136It's stupid and shows an infantile mindset. When are you gonna grow up and be a man? Stop with all the little boy shit?
>>221914138>no broken plumbingEverytime i shid the pipes shatter at this point I just accept it as the cost of doing bizness
>>221914197Stop being a puritanical chud part of life plain and simple, grow up
>>221914197No hah ha I'm just not gonna do it ok?
>>221914253>>221914263The longer you wait to grow up, the harder it's gonna be.
for the amount of shit talking that goes on daily, we have a surprisingly low number of pajeets ITT day to day
>>221913931yeah but the tradeoff is that you have to live in alaska
>>221914302It's just poop jokes anon think youre reading a bit much into it
The GDP hasn't been looking good ever since we stopped importing jeets
Do you love Vietnam? I love Vietnam. They are the most selfless people I have ever met. The USA committed a terrible crime against their people and I hope the vets all burn in hell for what they did.
Jeet means victory
Having to clean your ass is a humiliation ritual
>>221914376They have hot bitches that are probably a lot easier than their Japanese or Korean counterparts. Not quite as easy as the flips though
the only cultural relevance vietnam has is that they won a war 50 years ago
Didn't get any (You)s in this update
I'm sick of all the BWCs fucking my women. Go fuck your own women timmy
>>221914528They have pho too and if you pronounce it correctly it sounds like you're about to say fuck
>>221914540Daddy T fired or transferred every person in the treasury not willing to go through with the plan of his own mug on a 250 billHow do you feel about that
>>221914528I did a report on them in middle school and that was the first time I learned that Buddhism existed.
Are you excited for the UFC white house event
i wouldnt wish a poo this messy on my worst enemy
>>221911453as long as she doesnt look like a real woman the trannitor wont get you
>>221914659I stopped caring about T slur after he declared war for Israel
How does my room get so dusty. I swear I cleaned this shit like a month ago
England >>221914856
TWO fucking mosquitoes in my room somehow. No windows open, where the FUCK are these shits coming from.
>>221914958They hatched under your foreskin
>>221914911just get out and run, what the fuck are they doing.
cum, lol
>>221915275Cum in my mouth.
>>221914362Symptom of a larger issue
>>221915271George Floyd is a hologram, he never existed.
>>221915314Gastrointestinal issue perhaps
>>221915342Then who was phone?
im having claude teach me improvisational cooking because im a loser freak creep idiot moron
>>221915409Hey, you're not an idiot.
>>221915409>improvisational cookingYou mean like swapping or subbing out stuff What can you cook so far?
History moansMouth of our father
>>221915437i mean like the vibe of opening up your fridge and pantry to X meats and Y vegetables and thinking "oh i can combine this with this and this will be good with that" without picking a recipe beforehand buying the food of the recipe and following the recipe which is frankly easy
Can I touch your pecs?
RHCP - Dosed
I hate fat people
I got dosed one time in Alhambra, I was at a party and this Mexican bitch put angel dust in my weed
>>221915472Maybe you're overthinking it. you just make it up as you go the other day for instance i had dough I was planning to make into a loaf but it wasnt rising. So instead i flattened it hand tossed it into a flatbread put olive oil cheese, oregano, Italian seasoning, garlic. And then after it was done baking tried it realized it was missing some flavor and then added pesto paste and hot giarderini on top
NEW>>221915515
>>221915564never trust a country that has a national holiday for zombies.
I'm growing mushrooms. It's cool checking the jar and seeing the mycelium grow
like shrooms mushrooms or food mushrooms
Make a new one respected thread maker
>>221916804Scroll up my guy
