>>221915515
Steve Albini hit it out the park with that one.

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>Ladies and gentlemen The Crown Prince of Yemen, Samiul Al Saud Hydadi

I'm a serious adult i never smile or talk about poop ever. I walk around with a big adult mature frown and only ever discuss serious current events, weather, and stock options

Folx (gender neutral) - I present to you the Grand Regent of Cumistan: Anon al Bin Jakkin

quite fond of breasts

I am a single issue voter on the complete and utter destruction or israel therefor I never vote

>The prime minister of Canada: Jacques "Gros cul" Le Tabernak

>>221915880
Lmfao

i would date a girl who fucked blacks in her past but i wouldnt date a girl who fucked a jeet

when will canada get their donald trump who runs on the promise to completely halt the jeet invasion and deport all jeets

Wearing some heavy cotton t-shirt I got from a business I work with. Fucking thing sucks, it's making my pits sweat already and it's not even hot in here. How do people wear this crap.

Look the truth is that I actually do support Israel but mainly because I hate arabs. Once the arabs are destroyed then we can fix the jew problem and hopefully the indian problem as well.

claude is telling me i should add acids to foods that taste heavy i have literally never done this

>>221916003
What do you usually eat then?

>>221915949
same. imagine getting jeet dick particles on you.

grok should I add battery acid to my chicken alfredo to improve flavor

What’s your Haplogroup

anyone from brampton or surrey?

>>221916044
my autismslop maximizes spending minimal time cooking so my usual weeknight meal is like a frozen no thaw chicken breast that i can just stick in the oven along with a potato or white rice (can also just start the rice cooker unsupervised) and like microwave steamed broccoli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzA4U1njO8

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Guys it's back again.

>>221915953
They quite literally aren't a based enough country to do that

Evens I kayak
Odds I practice piano and quiet day in

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/cum/ is a pokies general

>>221915953
>>221916159
our leaders are appointed, not elected. the Powers That Be would never appoint someone to make Canada a better country.

wouldn't matter anyhow considering blompf isn't doing deportations, no reason to think anyone here would keep a similar promise.

>>221916233
Some deportations is better than just giving anybody who asks for citizenship actual citizenship

I flicked your mother’s bean

theres so many indians

>>221916263
Would

>>221916233
>blompf isn't doing deportations
LOL why do people say this? Just becaus there's not oil tankers full of illegals being deported on the news doesn't mean deportations aren't happening

>>221916258
>Some deportations
Not good enough, stop being content with table scraps. "Some" will never fix the problem, it will just slow down the decay. Either nuke everything or pull the bandaid off immediately, no half-measures.

And don't get pissy at me and say something about Canada and jeets, we're talking about making America great again. Canada was never great.

What if every province left canada

>>221916263
Fuckin D girl

>>221916233
illegal immigration has been non-existent since he took office, it's probably the one positive thing he's done (deportations are good but nigga cucked out)

we still get some jeets but it's peanuts compared to canada

www.alien.gov

This is dehumanizing and wrong

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Damn already?

>>221916360
Retard. The border is closed any deportations are a net negative for illegals, you're just made cuz Lameada doesn't even try

>>221916360
*Slaps your Canadian boi butt* silence fool!

Steve Albini was a pedo

>>221916110
Nice, what's for dessert?

>>221916442
You shut your whore mouth, I won't let you disparage that man's good name.
Plus, he was paesan, so shut up doubly

There's a certain level of decorum and propriety I expect from /cum/, and I'm afraid to report cum is not meeting the benchmark

>>221916372

>no wall built
>pathetic few hundred feet constructed
>maybe 300,000 deports so far
>compared to 10-20 million that came in over past 5 years
>2.5 more years to deal with this

cool at this rate you might see a 5-6% reduction which will then be completely undone in 3 months by the next admin.

NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH.

>>221916497
Shut the fuck up
You're just jealous
In this do-nothing world, what we got is nothing short of a miracle

>>221916386
Are these cast extras from the TV show ER? They look familiar, but completely forgettable.

>>221916497
>b-but no wall
>ignores the border crossing numbers collapsing
lol

>>221916529
Jealous of what? Your cope? Seethe?

>>221916258
he hasn't even qualified for "some" deportations, he's at less than 5% of the illegal population.

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the big 2-5-0 celebration is looking to be a great success, not embarrassing at all

We made it

>>221916568
and what's going to happen in 2028? when he's out of office? you'll have roughly 18 million illegals still floating around, and a shitton more will come in since there's no physical wall to stop them.

he's a lame duck faggot that duped everyone, stop defending his half assed bullshit. you should be furious at the lethargy that orange cunt is showing.

Forgot to thaw the meat like Momberg told me to. She comes home in 15 minutes.

>>221916583
The fact that you're drowning in a million Jeets and counting, meanwhile our border is shut up tight like a virgin

The moment he cucked out to farmers and hospitality/food service, I knew the deportations were dead in the water

Just shucked and jived

>>221916634
Vance/Fuentes ticket wins.

Test

Grown folks music
https://youtu.be/s5K1PtwJ9Wo?si=BRxtR_O6BVFKyvwY

They're trying to kill 4chan with these spam filters

>>221916649
Who TF still lives with their parents

>>221916740
good boys

They're trying to save 4chan with these Macaco filters

>>221916740
im 19

we should really start focusing on the northern border with all these jeet border hoppers

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Italian American culinary heritage is so vibrant

Did squats for the first time in months. Please clap

>>221916740
Savy investors

>>221916787
Long as wyoming is still standing, america is vouchsafed

>>221916783
If we go back to the early 20th century we had 17 year olds lying about their age so they could enlist and fight in foreign wars to die for jewish interests. What's your excuse for sitting at home when you're 19 and could be losing your limbs for Israel?

Stop being so antisemitic.

>millennials still live with their parents
LOL

>>221916821
I did hack squats, they're harder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ON8zNL3e7c

>>221916821
Proud of u

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>republicans whine about illegal spics stealing jobs
>turn a blind eye to companies firing entire departments and outsourcing them to india
I will vote for a literal tranny if they promise to punish companies who pull that shit

>>221916865
I have to look that up
>>221916881
Thanx bb

>>221916821
Champion=(You)

>>221916895
it doesnt matter because in 2 years there will be approximately zero white collar jobs that llms cannot do

>>221916895
I haven't heard Spanish since last year and I never heard about anyone being outsourced. Maybe if you work a useful job it wouldn't happen to you. I got what I voted for.

made five buckaroos off a 1 hour delivery sesh, bought a wine with that money and i'm currently feeling good so its all coochie

/cum/ is a healthy general
anyone with a bmi over 30 has to go to /brit/

>>221916906
They're harder because you put your feet further ahead of you

>>221916922
too many words

Why do uber obese women call themselves curvy?

>>221916922
Saw you whining the other day about not receiving (you)s. Some self reflection, bud?

>>221916956
For the same reason ugly niggas call themselves "rugged".

Nobody wants to be something bad.

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jeets would never leave Canada to go to America, we have far better gibs and we don't even deport literal murderers who kill busloads full of children

>>221916926
>Maybe if you work a useful job it wouldn't happen to you. I got what I voted for.
Every single company in the United States literally cannot function without IT infrastructure in some capacity. We're getting fucked by Indians.

>>221916942
>t. 30 bmi

She sent me a heart emoji brehs. What do I do? I'm gonna cry and pee my pants. I'm gonna soak my tan pants.

>>221917021
IT isn't a useful job. No white collar job is.

>>221916967
You still owe me an answer to why Swedish girls film themselves sucking each other’s toes, blowjobbing cucumbers in front of their mothers, eating each other’s boogers and biting off each others toenails among other things for instagram

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https://youtu.be/0fcRa5Z6LmU?si=Y3uFRonaqFcwi5Fc

Play this while watching the webbum

>>221917102
She has the same hairstyle as the girl from The Sundays

in highschool i texted a girl "im a weirdo" and she texted back "youre my weirdo" so i thought yeah this girl totally likes me and i went and shot my shot and got rejected because she was a bit of a bitch of a girl and thats why i have a crippling fear of shooting my shot again

I can't see the flags. Is it just me?

>>221917144
Yes, Ramesh

>>221917052
Send her some lego batman hentai to get your intentions across

hard af
https://voca.ro/17qkpMruzi0L

>>221917065
if a companies network or servers stopped functioning they would be dead in the water

there's a lot of white collar jobs that are pointless, but IT isn't one of them

>>221917155
That's not my name! My name is Xiao Lee Yuan Bing Dao!

>>221916838
>What's your excuse for sitting at home when you're 19 and could be losing your limbs for Israel?
This is literally the handmaid's tale for groyers
Nobody's sending your obese 30 year old ass to die for anyone gramps

jarvis pull up the ukrainian draft officers abducting fat balding middle-aged ukies

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Had a client with a grown up autistic son, he was like 20s and 300lbs and just obsessed with Spiderman stuff. I was e-mailing the client one day and instead of writing "Best regards" I accidentally wrote "Best retards" and hit send.

He never brought it up or said anything but he must've read it. Hopefully he understands T and G are right beside each other on my keyboard, or he took it as a compliment if nothing else.

>>221917279
Are we Ukraine nigga
The entire Iran """war""" just happened, which /pol/tards were insisting would have thousands of American deaths and ground invasions, and literally jack shit happens, several times more Israelis died than American. There were like a dozen or some shit. But yes every American is expected to die for Israel, this hyperbolic nonsense is furthering your cause.

computah
suck me off

Doing dead lift on the rack thing so it's a bit higher off the ground, more like Romanian deadlift and it feels much better

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just got a warning lads

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just finished glute bridges

I'm gonna murder a woman in Phoenix this summer

Jason is giving away free tickets to Pheonix this summer for the top 10 trannitors

I live in Phoenix please don't murder my mommy

What are women from Phoenix like?

>>221917550
strung out and slutty

>>221916649
You can thaw it quickly in the sink by running a small stream of cold water on it. t. line cook. You're welcome

do you think nintendo would sue me for using animalese

I earn a FIVE figure salary!!!

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>>221917629
Same also I'm starving

>>221917102
Graceless lady, you know who I am
You know I can't let you slide through my hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7GE90n6XX8

>>221917550
depends on where you go

the closer you get to ASU, the sluttier they are. during the summer the girls on that campus wear the minimum amount of clothes possible

other than that they tend to be latina goblins or plain midwestern girls. we have a lot of fatasses because you have to drive everywhere

Cumskins Timmys need to understand… your women is ares now

>>221917629
damn you'd be rich af in 1978

I would want to see white collar workers do actual work for once. They'll cry the second you tell them to hammer something.

>>221917661
ummmm u dun a RACISMS. that's against DA ROOOOOOLZ

our new janny is gonna let you have it, just you wait and see.

>>221917646
https://youtu.be/KP-6xBwczh8?si=ropsgnAmVxccQvgT

>>221917724
tradies act smug like this then go silent if you asked them to balance a budget sheet or configure a network tunnel

I'd like to see you niggas picking beans on my coffee fields

It's physically and chemically impossible for a woman to be horny

>>221917857
Im white

>>221917857
I'm also white (hispanic)

>>221917885
You won't be after many hours of picking beans under the sun

Goyslop for 3 people was 50 doll hairs :/

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>>221917912

>>221917938
maybe it'll attract the thirdies to somewhere else

>>221917954
Which place tho this is important. This sounds like mcdonalds tho honestly

>>221917954
You got off easy, it's usually $50 per person nowadays

>>221917976
No they'll keep importing jeets because they're cheap labor, both sides want you to be replaced by a low cost easily disposable jeet

>>221917985
I don't think we have conflict of interest for any of those faggots

Just found out wungo calabungo. I repeat: wungo calabungo.

>>221918134
t. plumbus engineer

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>THEY INVOKED WUNGO CALABUNGO

>>221917985
>i thought america had conflict of interest laws for the president or something lol
Lol no and no politician will push for this

It's blatantly insider trading but who the fuck is going to prosecute him

>>221917855
A few of the machinists I work with are retro computer and HAM radio enthusiasts and one of them does our shop's IT infrastructure and admin

Bring back serb poster

How about machineseists

I'm a short king

>>221918389
He's Herzegovinian, and I'm going to Serbia in July so I'll post under that flag and invoke his spirit

i think the nickelodeon slime was actually just water, corn starch, and green dye this whole time.

you're gonna be herzen if you don't go the fuck away

>>221918265
>retro computer and HAM radio enthusiasts
this means nothing in terms of actual job responsibilities of even a tier 1 help desk monkey, and the one doing their infrastructure is an outlier

"Those in power write history, those who suffer write the songs"

-Frank Harte

>>221917629
10k? Nice man

Colbert was doing so bad they replaced him with Byron Allen

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>>221918495
Not really. An older white dude that's been fucking around with computers since the 80s is going to do a better job than some zoomer that can't navigate directories through a terminal emulator or read a manpage. Old school train enthusiast hobby autism is no match for your comptia certifications , bucko.

>>221917420
I used to do that a lot. Trust me it gets boring fast

>>221918482
It was dyed cum and poop from dan schneider

Thoughts on Frank Hassle?

>>221918632
>can't navigate directories through a terminal emulator
Anyone can do that

Luv washin down me waffles with coffee

>>221918632
>cable in the caster

this only happens to midwits honestly

>>221918688
He's one of those internet people I hear mentioned but don't really hear anything about
Like Matt Jarbo or Teddy Feaser

Deez clones ain’t loyal

>>221918632
Kek, do you actually think the ability to navigate a linux terminal to be some impressive feat?

i miss whats her name

>The foreign minister of Lebanon: Hamedi "Y'allah Habibi" "I'm not Arab" Al Dothraki
Tranny janny btfod btw

>>221918957
Leni Riefenstahl?

>>221919006
not quite

How do I tell a girl I'm in love with her and want her to be my gf?

>>221919181
You shoot up the school

>>221919181
>can I lick your asshole

Picking out the little bits of poop that are encrusted in my butthole hair

>>221919181
Do the ear thing like Van Gogh

we should genocide gnats

>>221919289
They are called dingle berries

>>221918820
reading manpages is a certified elusive skill

>>221919289
Make sure to sniff your fingers after. The smell is euphoric

>>221919181
Give her a proper goosing

>>221919181
Do a sexy dance

eating a sandwich

>>221918820
Impressive as balancing a budget sheet. Machinists and tool and die makers >>>>>>> IT zoomer jeets

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Just remembered someone referred to Mexican posters here as "Mexcrement" lol

chattt, you know there is a problem. basically m'dih lea o algo

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeet's get retarded
In heeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeee

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130 years and theyre still taking Ls

>>221919535
Let's Get It Started is the better version

>>221919650
I saw one of those leaning/nodding guys today on my way to work. He was in his underwear.

jeets arent human so its not racist to discriminate against them

Will you be buying the steam deck oled

No. What for? >>221919718

>>221919739
i already have a switch 2 and a gaming pc

>>221919739
>>221919770
Tagged the wrong cunt again. Happy days innit.

>>221919739
They just doubled the price of those things

>>221919875
Exactly it's a great deal

>>221919739
Waiting on the gabecube

I think I would've made a very good house slave: I have a blunted sense of shame; I'm loyal to a fault; I'm quiet; I know how to set a table; and I'm more than capable of both clerical and menial custodial work.

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>>221919973
I dance like this

I drink 4 coffees a day. Is that ok?

I would only have female slaves so I could have sex with their fit black booties. I would treat them all really nice as well so they enjoy it.

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Some girl called me ugly today

>>221920158
That's mean as hell. She's ugly on the inside, which is worse.

>>221920158
Post your face and let us be the judge

>>221920104
You're going to die

>>221920236
same

>>221920158
You should've battered that impudent cunt

>>221920236
Objectively true

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>>221920225

I remember I picked my nose and ate the booger in front of a girl in elementary school then 1 hour later the teacher forced her to hold my hand

3 days ago jannies banned me for saying Iran has the right to self defence
Now today they give me a warning for saying the FACT that Trump has taken over at least $230,000,000 from AIPAC
Why are jannies such chud zioslop coal freaks working for free to defend epsteinoids???

Lightwork no reaction

@221920345
Nigga NOBODY cares

@221920398
ziodog epsteinite billionaire worshipper coal freak

>>221920345
Really tickles the old pickle eh bruv?

@221920433
I hate Jews but I also hate Britjeets, never reply to me again.

>>221920345
Did Iran have the right to defend itself against palestines attack?

can you guys please behave so jason comes back

I ended jason here, I ended him in the fallout general and ill end him anywhere else he DARES step to me.

>>221918632
>zoomers brought up rent free again
zoomers own this general

>>221920464
When did Palestine attack Iran?

im much healthier but ngl sometimes I miss the goyslop

jason posted pictures of his nike airs for like 6 months in the runescape thread before anyone there noticed he was website-famous so he used to be called "nike air girl" (everyone in the runescape is a girl by default "threadgirls" as we say) so you can search the /vg/ archive for that if you want to catalogue jasons activities

>>221920532
October 7, 2023 when they started this whole thing

>>221920345
Post hands.

>>221920550
Based Jason historian

>>221920563
I think you might have schizophrenia and/or Alzheimer's

>>221920589
brainlet

>'Stop Killing Games' Movement Gains Momentum: California Assembly Passes Game Protection Bill
what does this even mean

>>221920565
>dox yourself or else I'll disregard your arguement!
I accept your concession

>>221920612
Woke movement

Responding 8 hours later

>>221917979
Dick Fil A
>>221917996
Damn

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>Woke movement

>>221920612
California is antisemitic

Vore comics of women eating other women their size and gaining weight from it turns me on

I hate making a thread on a slow board and having to wait hours for replies

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>>221920665
>Dick Fillet

we need a new jason

>>221920724
I volunteer

>>221920612
nothing

>>221920724
No we don't

I didn't like jason in the latter half. He was very antagonistic and troonesque

>>221920732
do you like futa? do you pleasure yourself with a tooth brush? what are your thoughts about eating a meal and reading smut?

>>221920763
I didn't like how he denied basic science

>>221920764
no but I like ss
I put a sharpie up my ass once
I have eaten mcdonalds and watched porn before

crazy to me there are people out there that eat while watching porn

>>221920859
better than people who jerk off while watching porn

Be gay
Do crimes
Hail Satan

>>221920879
No, I don't think so

my name is not important

>>221920916
Okay James

>>221920880
Sup Briguy

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>>221920900

>>221916607
What the fuck is that book cover

>>221916956
Cope

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saw somewun taking der kittingtonshire for a walk today

also saw a sphinx kittingtonshire just out and about on its own

also saw very sad sign about dogs attacked a kittingtonshire died 3 days later.

hate dog owners

cretins
scum

must suck to be named john

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>>221920964
Dogs are based. Cats are for women and jasonkin

>>221921012
kys pos

>>221921027
Shan’t

>>221920724
what?
what happened to the old one?

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OH N-

>>221920693
then it gets taken down by the tyrannical janitor

stop breaking the rules. ez

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>>221921179

>>221921192
corr diss from master ans commander

is there even a race that doesnt hate jeets? every race hates jeets i think at some deep instinctual level

Which /cum/ foreign flag would beat the others in a fight?

>>221921192
It's ironic that he used those two figures as examples because neither were really tyrants

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stay safe naperville bros
there might only be a couple thousand nigs that live here, but that's all it takes

>>221921311
Mousenonce stomps with his feral schizo energy

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>Nintendo put the SD card slot inside the new 3ds so you have to take apart the backplate to access it
Is this the power of the Japanese mind?

I need to catch up with the what the helly poster it’s important

>>221921338
This is why we invented crew served machine guns

>>221921278
There are very few people on this Earth who do not picture a scene from India when they hear the term "unwashed masses"

>>221921338
75,000 negroids raided a beach in new hampshire a week ago and the swat team had to shut it down
seriously not a fan of diversity

I got this one, don't even sweat it dog

>>221921339
I picture him as wiry, but I don't think he carries much muscle mass bc he talks about running so much. I think he's one of the stronger candidates, but I don't think he clears

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>U.S. President Donald Trump has suffered a bitter defeat in court in his efforts to rename major U.S. institutions and have them bear his name. A judge in the U.S. capital, Washington, ordered that Trump’s name must be removed from the facade of the world-famous cultural institution, the Kennedy Center. Furthermore, according to court documents, the center will not be closed for two years this summer for renovation work, as Trump had planned—at least for the time being.

>>221921352
>>221921405
How do you think you would fare in a fist fight against the other foreign flags here? This is important.

>>221921463
idk or c

>>221921462
this is the most reddit post I have ever seen in /cum/

>>221921278
i was looking at tiktok and i even saw drc people being anti-indian. even the least developed countries hate them

>>221921491
I rated you highly, but now I think you don't have the warrior spirit.

>>221921463
I’ve never even witnessed a fist fight irl just as a bystander so I’d get absolutely BTFO

>>221921542
WTF is Germany really that safe?

>>221921566
Only if you avoid brown people

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i dont want to live

I havent seen a fist fight IRL since I left highschool like 15 years ago...

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>BREAK APART THE EARTH

>>221921593
How many shootings

>>221921619
directed toward people? none, but I've seen and shot guns myself personally tons of times

>>221921593
I saw 2 guys at a pizza hut beating the shit out of each other once, 2 homeless guys fighting as well once

Crazy that people pay an extra $50-$100 on average for a hacked 3ds when this shit takes like 30 minutes.