>Pennsylvania DutchNot actually Dutch>Boston IrishNot actually Irish>New York ItalianNot actually Italian
>>221921426>american IndianNot actually IndianAmerica is a farce!
>>221921426>New JerseyTrve Romans
>>221921551Not even American. America as an identity is like, a retroactive thing.
>>221921586rome is in georgia/new york actually
My grandma would always tell me we were Pennsylvania Dutch and explain that it just meant German. 2 years ago she took a DNA test and it was 100% English, Irish and Scottish.
>>221921586>Roman "empire" is comparable in size IsraelMussolini is spinning in his grave
>>221921426In what way are Boston Irish not Irish?>Trashy>Racist>Easily offended>Loves to LARP about how hard his ancestors had it>Patronizing liberals
>>221923580I had a side of my family who would say we’re Oirish and how we suffered discrimination. I did our family tree and all of them were old Stock English settlers or Protestant Ulster Scots that clearly weren’t Gaelic Irish at all. No Irish dna whatsoever.
>>221921426Yes the PA Dutch are Deutsch, Yes the Boston Irish and Irish, yes the NY Italian are Italians.
Chicago Dutch
>>221924292The Massachusetts Bay Colony was primarily settled by English people, not Irish people. They only came some time after and whatever Irish ancestry modern Bostonians have has been heavily diluted via interbreeding with other ethnic groups.
>>221921426American italians are real and the true inheritors of rome
>>221921426America is a melting pot
>>221923580It’s just how those genetic sites categorize genetics My grandmother is almost entirely Pennsylvania Dutch except for her great great grandfather who was an English Quaker who married into and was assimilated into Pennsylvania Dutch culture and when my aunt (her daughter) did an ancestry test she was almost entirely EnglishAnd this is all easily verifiable genealogical records so she should be at the least 40% “German”
>>221923580terrifying. i would cry if i turned out to be a britoid
>>221925513I'll believe it when we have rog instead of zog
>>221924180They don't suck Palestinian cock hard enough.
>>221924292TRVKE
>>221926128for me it was taking a dna test and discovering that i was 50% irish, my whole life i thought i was a 50% english 50% german aryan ubermensch and turns out i’m half potatonigger 800 year rape victim spiritual third worlder. at least the german half was real
>>221926252I'm like the opposite.Mom told me she was Irish but she was Penn Dutch. She even had a Penn Dutch maiden name. (?) Idk how she thought she was Irish.
>>221923580I was told we were descended from Czechs who came over in the early 1700s. I thought this was neat as a child, then got into history and realized it was probably bullshit given the almost non-existent Slav immigration back then and our very Anglo last name, then did some genealogy stuff and found out it was actually true as apparently a few thousand Hussites came over back then fleeing the Papists.No idea how my family knew or remembered any of this given that they Anglicized their name and started marrying outside the community almost immediately and we're now around ten generations removed from any of that heritage.
>>221921551Bow and arrow Indians are awesome
>>221926264consider yourself lucky not to be cursed with shit ass fuck ass low iq ass irish genetics
>>221924274>the PA Dutch are DeutschThe Dutchman of the Lost Dutchman mine was also Deutsch, not Dutch.
>>221926386>>221924274Penn Dutch aren't German. In a similar way to how Cajuns aren't French.
>>221926386It's a bit annoying that English use the word Dutch for Netherlandish.
>>221926459>Penn Dutch aren't German.Originally they are. However they're impossible to understand for a modern German. They're from the South of Germany which means they spoke a heavy dialect even hundreds of years back when they moved to America. And they don't even pronounce that correctly as they're now used to speaking English and a lot of English and English pronounciation has crept into their "PA Dutch".
>>221926493WILHELMUS VAN NASSOUWEBEN IK VAN DUITSEN BLOED!
>>221926499I mean in the sense that they had a ethnogenesis as a diaspora group and diverged. Modern Penn Dutch culture has jack to do with modern Germany and the two are effectively different peoples now. (Some) older Penn Dutch might also disliked being called German because of WWII stigmas.
>>221926545It's the same story with Afrikaners/Boers today that originally came from the Netherlands. They still speak a language that is closely related to Dutch, but I'm not sure they can still understand eachother.
>>221926280vgh... Slavic blood memory...
>>221926603Boers are not Dutch. They are British-French-Dutch-Khoekhoe-San-Zulu-Xhosa mutt abominations. 2 different things.
>>221926499wow yea how do you know all that
