the key to happiness-edition prev >>221921861
The Habs are fucking useless
Kentucky Fried Chicken? No thanks, gimmie Minnesota Fried Curds
>>221924342at least they won a game in their series, unlike the USLESS FUCKING SHITTER AVS
My great post is coming soon hold on
>>221924342i should've gotten drunk tonight :(
someday I'll leave an upperdecker in the toilets of my enemies...
>>221924357
>>221924371he cute
>>221924344minnesota niggas would turn yo ass out nigga don't play
minnesotan niggas be like"how can I make this cheese even MORE unhealthy?"
Got a hardon today after seeing a big titted chink
>>221924420jesus wept
>>221924420Why?
I deserve this
>>221924433Idk she was a thicc nurse with big milkers. Don’t really see that much in orientals I wish she would check my cock
>>221924445cammy my beloved
Why is the world so cruel bros?
>>221924420I wanna get hard too, please draw her from memory
Having a car means freedom to go wherever you want quickly at the espense of being broke due to paymentsPublic transportation makes it hard to get around but you have extra money to live.
Whoop! There it is.
shit was wild todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2cMKn29C-A
Hiking with my gf lads
>>221924469I had sex with herShe may not remember because she had sex with so many guys
this anime's bretty gudmaybe male tsunderes are the key to good romance
>>221924468thanks frankie
>>221924462we need pedestrian bridges at all four lane intersections. it should be a law.
>>221924511sovl
>>221924511what the fuck is this?
>>221924455I can’t draw for shit. She looked like kianna dior with tits and all
>>221924477And girls
>>221924533this bitch UCKERS
>>221924525something that would save commuters several minutes a day, both pedestrians and drivers.
Most of you owe me sex but I won't be collecting my debts until Q4
Cooking some eggs in beef tallow
I'm getting a package tomorrow
>>221924561you know i’m good for it
>>221924577*drops my package on ur sisters face*
he ears
parentbergs are going on vacation so I'll have the house aaallllll to myself
>>221924636Now your boyfriend can come over LOL
>still living with your parents
imagine paying money to travel to NC and for gary's overpriced tickets just to watch this pathetic excuse for a performance
>not living with your parents >paying your hard earned shekels to kikelandlord
Not too fond of Ethan Klein
going to insurmountable lengths to mod a porn gmae
>>221924676momberg charged me rent and then doubled it
>>221924636let the games begin
would you date a woman who had had relationships with multiple indian men?
>>221924636its kitchen sponge fleshlight time
why is Peter Thiel moving to argentina?
>>221924688LITERALLY who?
when i went to MP school we were instructed to flout the geneva conventions and never take prisoners
>>221924734why don't you ask him
>friday night>/cum/ is slow as fuckits ogre...
>>221924750Brown people and asiatics can't be trusted to stay true to their word
>>221924752>states with the most nonwhites and shitlibs have highest unemploymentBIG THINK.
>habs
>>221924734Latinx twinkx
It's going to be so kino when China finally defeats America and Israel and humanity can finally advance towards interstellar colonization
>>221924793my county is majority white and has been red for decades and the job market is fucking trash
i just hate people and i want death for them
Just loaded up my TOTK save file from October 18th, 2024.
ummm, disgusting!!
>1993
damn, that video of the blue origin spacecraft thing blowing up is kino
hockey is stupid anyways
Tonight's dindin is chicken thighs simmered in tomato puree and adobo sauce over rice
>>221924873>adobo saucesounds ethnic and foreign
Have you ever been in a situation?
>>221924937let's just say you do not want to put me in a self defense situation. i WILL defend myself.
POWERUP COMICS is fun :)
ahhh man I got piss on my shit again
eating couscous and thinking about Michigan
I went to Levines yesterday to get some pants for me and my niggas. I was gonna steal em I ain't had no money!
>>221924752I can see myself on this map
>>221924976bitch i wanna chicken sandwich, some waffle fries and a dr pepper
too many bot posts this evening, why is tranny janny not doing anything about itWHY ISN'T HE HELPING USSSSSS
>drinking coke>playing vidya>cat snuggling up to me
>>221924752whats up with SC? I thought everyone was moving there cause it's boomtown
Dragonflies have a appendage to brush off the cum off their mate from other dragonflies
When I see black people with a dog I actually get sad for the dog. Anyone else get this feeling?
MOTHERTELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAYYYYMOTHAAAAAANOT ABOUT TO SEE YOUR LIIIIIGHTBUT IF YOU WANNA CATCH HELL WITH MEEEEEEEI CAN SHOW YOU WHAT ITS LIIIIIKE
Drank a liter of beer out in my kayakWas good though i can't get the algae smell out now
Someday we're going to look back on the mid 2020s and feel the same nostalgia we felt for the mid 00s
>>221925068
>>221925071the mid 00's sucked fucking ass00(98)-2005 was the peak
>>221924634I’m all ears
>>221925091No way, 2005-2012 was pure kino.
>>221925091>The mid 00s were ass>2005 was peak
>>221925112>04 hipster girl has miller high lifebased
2013-2017 was best thoughbeit
>>221925119I didnt stutter
>>221925124objectively wrong, though 2016 energy can still be felt. 2016-2017 was a magical time.
Smiling in high definition
Smiling in high inflation
Society just happened to peak when I was in middle to high school.
For me its 2010-2019
>>221925151Count it all joy, my brothers, when you meet trials of various kinds, for you know that the testing of your faith produces steadfastness. And let steadfastness have its full effect, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing.
90s were the last fully real decade. 00s had a tinge of fakeness but we're still mostly real, but everything after 2010 hasn't been real
>>221925162literally what I said
Telling someone “nice to meet you :)” even though I know we’ve met before just to seed doubt that they’re not memorable
>>221925178I won't argue with this.
>>221925184It will actually make them think you're just stupid and a low IQ tardo.
>>221925198bioshock is shit. Complete bastardization of the shock games
>>221925184I can’t stand “Nice to meet you” being the default thing to say to a new person. If I’ve never heard of you before, and you don’t have anything impressive about you that means you can do anything interesting for me off the bat, I don’t give a fuck about meeting you.
>>221925181When I was in middle school also had-The best Dr. Who-The funniest movies-The most revolutionary music-The wildest parties-The right amount of technology where we weren't trogs but we weren't iPad brats
>>221925198>Games damn near 20 years old>They still look great and play amazingly
>>221925215>-The most revolutionary music>-The right amount of technology where we weren't trogs but we weren't iPad brats
>>221925215Dr. Poo (and he’s gay, and/or Indian)
>Dr. WhoLook at this gay guy over here lol
The first iPad was released in 2010, so the first iPad Babies are 16 now…
>>221925232eccleston was huwhite, based, and had PTSD
1994 was the greatest year in music post 1970.
Dr Who is gay and reddit, funko-tier fag shit
>>221925251How about Christopher Eccles Cake
Just sent the calling card to Okumura
>>221925270it was pretty good up until the 3rd season of tennant, then it went full on tumblr. Having a ship like the tardis and visiting different time periods was really cool
Dr Jew
my perfect gf is me but female
Dr Frank and Butthew Shitting in a tree…
>>221925288did they make one of them a negroid
>>221925294if i were dating myself in girl form we wouldn't last three days. utter contempt and hatred mutually shared.
>>221925310the most recent oneI havent watched since midway through capaldi, its dead to me now so I dont even care anymore
If you had a vagina and a curved penis would you fuck yourself? Be honest
>>221925314i cant imagine that
Gave a homeless beggar $5 and he posted at a patch on my jacket and said that band is overrated. What the fuck. I just gave you $5. Though I do agree that they are overshadowing many better bands in the genre.
Time to smoke some weed and get super high
>>221925320i hope the next one is a tranny, really drive it into the ground
>>221925344people say that a lot before developing schizophrenia
>>221925356the only ones still watching are all faggots, so it would only help the BBC
Just hung up my hat back from my 9-5 factory job checking in on the missus and the kiddos. Tommys doing well in his little league. The wifey is cooking the apple turnovers again Geez what a day
Ate an entire frozen pizza
>>221925374I heard some negroes moved in a block over. Mickey and the boys are coming over tomorrow night to discuss it, we're gonna meet in my garage. You should come too, we've gotta do something about this before more of them show up. Bring a mask and something blunt.
>>221925384Fat fuck
>>221925384you uh...heated it up in the oven, I hope
Dr Who more like Dr Dindu
Going to stop shaving going for that creepy deadbeat look
Dr Whooty
*Farts cum out of my ass*
>>221925395Obvi
why do canadians make such abhorrent posts and why are they so bad at hockey?
>>221925411lol
Dr GNU
>>221925393
we hateses the iphones!!!!!!!!!!
>>221925444he looks like my roommate from college, except morbidly obesegenuinely hope this isnt you
>>221925331i already have an ass, why would i need a vagina?
I love porn
Some gold plated chains would make a nice retirement gift for a very good slave
How would you react if another guy (stranger) approached you at the club and offered to buy you a drink
I ain't got no iphone
>>221925476I'd exit the establishment immediately
>>221925469>>221925331In this scenario you're getting 2 orgasms at once.
>>221925476sure*wait for him to buy the drink*btw, I'm straight *look him dead in the eyes and dont blink*
Gaining a clue
>>221925476Take the drink then tell him to fuck off
>>221925504he smiles because the gay bartender roofie'd your drink for him and you get gay assraped anyways
I'm such a hopeless incel, so blackpilled
>>221925508
>>221925512>implying I wouldnt watch the bartender the whole time making sure he doesnt do that>implying I'd ever drink at a bar manned by a fag
Morrowind is for the Dunmer
more like dumber
>>221925526Wealth beyond measure
I can't believe it. You buy a dude a drink and he doesn't have sex with you? Fuck this gay world
>>221925508Imagine if we actually learned useful knowledge like this in school
quintessentially canadian post
It would be a waste if I won the lottery. I would just take 6 months off life and no life classic WoW again like I did as a college kid.
Sneed is unfunny forced meme
shut the fuck up you goddamn wise ass spic
Reading hentai
I hate 40k the new edition release hype takes up all the news FUCK OFF ALREADY and give me Warhammer Fantasy you cunts
i want a gf
>>221925581for the plot?
zucchini is just cucumber for losers
>>221925475Comedy died with this chunk of coal
>>221925550So true… when’s the last time you used linear algebra vs the last time you used sneedhon
Concerning!
Rewatched The Hobbit (part 1) yesterday. Only saw it years ago in theatres. I love LOTR but maaaaaan does the Hobbit suck ass.
Microsoft defender is always doing some bullshit
>>221925589Unironically yeah
>>221925606Liberalism is the rich and powerful empowering the weak and uneducated by importing millions of Indians to take their jobs.
>>221925581ohhh, which one?
>>221925606Game?
>>221925618Concerning! So both ideologies are about the rich and powerful controlling the weak. What is the solution, then?
I made Castlevania slop
>>221925626Expeditions: Rome. The turn-based combat is pretty meh compared to most in the genre, but the setting is still kino for a CRPG.
>>221925619Whichever is on the front page of nhentai
>>221925628No no, Liberalism is good for the poor and uneducated. The CBC told me so and I am media literate.
Your whitepill for the day
>>221925631make her pregnant
>>221925651Zamfira Belmont is not for sexual.
i’m a creep i’m a truecel what the HELL am i doing here???
women owe me sex
>>221925678No we don't
>>221925690you really dont cause you have a dick and balls
Blue Streak matters
>>221925697it's funny how the internet progressed. before when someone said they were a women it'd be tits or gtfo, now everyone just says you're trans
>>221925709this?
>>221925714because the internet is full of trannies pretending to be women
>>221925718Umm
i think the reason i dislike gays the most is that they can't control themselves. we all enjoy hardcore gay anal sex but most of us have the decorum to abstain and do straight sex instead.
>>221925742guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
>>221925728brazil is like a trans capital of the world, stop worrying about it so much. you'd probably be happier with a trans gf by your side.
>>221925759i want to have SEX with a BIOLOGICAL WOMAN
>>221925765but will you?
>>221925771who knows
Business idea become a paid shill social media slop grifter
i know
hello cummies
>>221925833Hello cum pie
>>221925839hows it going?
>>221925850Oh you know just hanging out
>>221925442phwoarexcellent duckworth kittingtonshire diss
>>221925858ta x
>>221925859LOL
who has the cutest feet here?
>>221925859SOVL
so much pain and anxiety. when will it end?
it's funny how "if you're trying to make money as a president, you're corrupt" was the default position. until one guy just said it's not illegal to do it so why not and everyone just accepted it. americans are cucks
propa tiresome disshairfta be said
>>>/wsg/6161368
Drinking Coke.
>tfw no gamer girlfriend(female)
cringe.
>>221925965women HATE video games
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE A CUTE GF WHO PLAYS VIDYA WITH YOU
>>221925965me with my gamer gf (trans) :)
need gf (male)
alarm set for 5 hours from now
how many people post this late on a friday night? reply to this post or you're not a person
>>221926000i slept 4 hours last night
>10PM>late
>>221926005me, in fact im here until 4 am on most days
>>221926005Shell smashed, juices flowingWings twitch, legs are goingDon't get sentimentalIt always ends up drivel
>>221925940i actually would eat her asshole tbf
About to make a BLT on a demi-baguette
Half the time I go to the liquor store I see someone stealing
>>221926019She’s Jewish :/
Forcing the bf to watch gay british dramas with me
Absolutely nic'd the fuck out rn
>>221926034Do you live in the ghetto or something lmao? I've never seen this shit. LCBOs are fairly nice all things considering.
Woke up extremely thirsty and the bitch ass hotel only sells soda
>>221924752DamnYet another metric on which South Dakota is the anti-DC. Too bad they're also the least likely to ever secede.
>>221926040never heard someone say 'nic'd' in my life
its better to be an incel than some whipped cuck with a gf
>>221926049Canadian slang is superior to 'merican slang.
>>221924807Well damn your narrow personal experience means more to us than national trends
reading a book
>>221926050I wouldn't mind trying the whipped cuck life just so I could say I did it and it's not for me
>>221926050i'm a guy with a gf with is not whipped or a cuck. i guess i'm superior to you
>>221926059Nice what book ladI fucking love books
>>221926058the national trends the fat cheeto has been smothering and firing labor statistics staff to silence?
>>22192607250 shades of gray
this game is like little baby game, just ignore all enemies and kill the main guy and you win
It's a humiliation ritual being a pedestrian in the united states
>>221926072The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia
>>221926084it looks like shit
I love books so FUCKING much I'd shove a book up my ass if i could!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221925178The 60s-90s were the fakest shit of all time and you only worship them because it's when you were a kid.
I'm the type of guy who gets in a cab and says, "To the library, and step on it!"
I love vaginas so FUCKING much I'd shove my penis up a vagina if i could!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221926095you are just angry little man posting in a general that doesn't belong to you. your opinion means nothing here. i'm sure you can be better though, just stop being an angry little man
>>221926107My library is at home.
>>221925356Didn't they already do that with the "dual nature" one? I'm not British so I didn't ever watch it and almost everyone who claims they did but isn't British is lying.
>>221926119i'm not angry, the game just looks shit
>My library is at home.
They call it goyslop, but NY Jewish deli food is literally slop. Maybe it should be renamed to Jewslop?
>>221926144Quick question. Why is 77% of your country illiterate?
>>221926133there's only one brazil poster here. from all your posts, you're an angry little guy
People who accuse others of being angry, as if anger is a sin, are deeply disgusting and probably transgendered
>>221926156why are 100% of canadian teams so bad at hockey?
There’s also only one leaf poster (all me)
I'm not a sandwich guy
>>221926152I'd eat the FUCK out of that grilled cheese tuna fish smamich
>>221926159Being angry is a sin. I break it all the time though.
>>221926174Sorry but I can’t tell which slopwich you’re referring to
>>221926178Anger is the correct response to injustice. Not being angry at this world we live in is wrong.
not an original observation but why did Italian New Yorkers claim 9/11 as theirs?
>>221926185the tuna fish sandwich that has cheese on it, moron
kemono needs to come back
>>221926192Touche .
>>221926207and coomer
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
>>221926203Antisemitism
I was at dallas international airport today and every soldier I saw was a midget mexican
>>221926203Everyone who worked in the towers was Italian
>>221926220favorite jazz artists?Kenny G, miles davis, the list goes on and on
>>221926217how hard is it for one nigga to host that shit and make a working scrapper
Momberg made us a big salad. I fucking love big salads. I'm like Elaine from Seinfeld lmfao
>>221926234Miles DavisBill EvansJohn ColtraneGerry Mulligan Sonny Rollins (RIP)Max RoachCannonball Adderley
I shot my shot with my job trainer (Puerto Rican had with giant cow tits) that will very likely follow through AND I have a date with a Hapa girl tomorrow. Feels good man.
>>221926256Fuck you
>>221926251its a meme, you dipbased picks tho
>>221926256I fucked her
>people still don't have z******* filteredcrazy world we live in
>>221926275>I fucked herWhich one?
Test
fishes have the water, in which yet beasts can swim by nature and man by art. He that can swim needs not despair to fly; to swim is to fly in a grosser fluid, and to fly is to swim in a subtler. We are only to proportion our power of resistance to the different density of matter through which we are to pass.
We need serb poster back.
>>221926281she got on by herself
>>221926299why, so he can drunkenly reply complete nonsense or shill the same fucking wishbone ash album again?
>>221926035phwoar even bettercant be daein wiv dat goyslop
>>221926310Yes
>>221926152im wiv you der
>>221926310for me?hawkwindmaster of the universe
>>221926292n**** why you like dat gay-ass anime shidd
Watching Rick and Morty damn what happened to this show?
Posting on /cum/ damn what happened to this general?
new>>221926384>>221926384>>221926384
Waking up in the morning damn what happened to my life?
Canadian threads are fucking tragic
