catberg editionold >>221924339
I AM COB HERE
Filtering Zoom Zoom is so fucking cringe. He's the best poster in this general right now.
As long as me cock
>>221926403maybe if you slobber his dick some more, he'll give you a (you)
>>221926403He's a cringe normgroid
>>221926410>a cringe normgroidCringe normgroids don't pursue 50 year old women at age 22
You, sir, whose curiosity is so extensive, will easily conceive with what pleasure a philosopher, furnished with wings and hovering in the sky, would see the earth and all its inhabitants rolling beneath him, and presenting to him successively, by its diurnal motion, all the countries within the same parallel. How must it amuse the pendent spectator to see the moving scene of land and ocean, cities and deserts; to survey with equal security the marts of trade and the fields of battle; mountains infested by barbarians, and fruitful regions gladdened by plenty and lulled by peace. How easily shall we then trace the Nile through all his passages, pass over to distant regions, and examine the face of nature from one extremity of the earth to the other
>>221926417If women agree to go on dates with you, you are a normgroid
I love pussy
looking for a british twink bf/slave
>>221926437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XLVPTtQk0Y
I love boobies & poopers
>>221926403i had sex with him(he's a bottom)how does that make you feel?
The ATF did absolutely nothing wrong at Waco
>>221926384I posted in the /b/ sticky when longcat died
it was funny seeing the fat fuck roll off the roof to avoid getting shot
>>221926464Truth Nuke: The government is always doing the right thing, or at the very least the morally neutral thing
i would pull up but i'm a fuckin bitch
>>221926456>i had sex with him(he's a bottom)You did not
I pursued a 50 year old woman once at 18 it's how I lost my anal virginity
Would you have saved her?
If you filter zoom zoom you don't belong in this general he's the only one that makes an attempt at decent posts
In Indian universities, 40% is a passing grade
>>221926505Greentext it for us
>>221926508Whomst
>>221926508downs status?
I have the skull, face, and hair of a white man but the caramel complexion of a black man.
need a footjob
Ate a protein bar which said that it was “manufactured on belt with tree nuts”. I have a tree nut allergy. Alone in the house right now, just agonizing about my throat closing up. It has been an hour.
Rancid Anus is online
>>221926587you sound like a weak cunt that probably wears corrective lenses
>>221926587Nigga that’s nuts
Tried to use a vacuum cleaner to suck my dick once and nearly ripped it off you really do not want to fuck with that suction (no pun intended)
Im punch drunk beeyatch *moans like a hentai girl and starts throwing ass*
I love women
This is literally my only enjoyment and you guys are trying to ruin it
>>221926587this is not medical advice, but allergies happen because your body hasn't been exposed to whatever you're allergic to. Introduce micro-amounts into your body and increase over time, Your allergies will go away.
another humiliation ritual shit where I spend more time farting into the bowl then passing waste out my colon
boring ass thread. that's the friday night /cum/ i'm used to.
>>221926635Beta rhetoric
hate searching for stuff using google now because the ai pretends like I'm conversing with them
as soon as I think I need to shit I go to the bathroom. I'm never sitting with a turd cooking in my ass getting all sticky and messy
>>221926646>My only enjoyment is 4chan
>>221926675dont you just LOVE scrolling down 2 pages worth of shit just to get to the actual links?
I just got here, haven't posted all day and y'all already cryin and nuttin ur pants
weird how some medicines are OTC in canada but need a prescription in USA.
>>221926683Shut up I put a lot of efforts in to my posts
Take a knee and say his name. Say IT.
>>221926675I'm not here to conversate man
>>221926646You are starting to sound like that dog fucking serb with this gay guilt tripping
>>221926646Get the tripcode already stupid
JOBkumura has just been COOKED by the CHADtom GODS.
my dick is leaking
>>221926700>I put EFFORT into mematic propaganda website full of midgets and trannies
>>221926692doesn't AI kill google's business since people won't click on links anymore?
>>221926701his name was robert paulson
>>221926403Go be retarded somewhere else.>>/bant/
Alright I'm fucking leaving until I get a tripcode tomorrow because you niggers can't behave.You browns can't even half-assedly impersonate me well by simply running my actual posts through an llm.
Y'all hear summ
>>221926723Nigger you don't APPLY for a tripcode. Just use the hashtag, retard.
gooning to gock
>>221926723Grow up
>>221926468>sampleRetard
>>221926692
Mommy got me candy and chicken tendies today. I love my mommy!
>>221926617I do.>>221926618Hahaha>>221926648I’ve been eating these “May Contain Tree Nuts” foods for years. It’s the phrasing used on this particular label that concerns me. It’s so specific, it has kind of thrown me off.
Rancid anus is offline
>>221926734right in the clunge
>>221926743Poison
I'm up
>>221926742LOL
Can you fucking stop already I don't deserve to be bullied like this
>>221926709how do you get one?
Wandering aimlessly in a small town at night can be kino sometimes
rancid anus is the dick is leaking poster
>RdtFuk holy....
>>221926773twu
goat of the /cum/gen !2qXj5QwDyQ has not posted since March 22, 2026https://desuarchive.org/int/search/tripcode/%212qXj5QwDyQ/
>>221926773
>>221926782He found a foid
>>221926782Good.
>>221926782Good
>>221926782Do you think he's still alive?
>>221926787How do you know
>>221926800I know him in Boston
Serb poster is getting pussy right now while we sit here posting, masturbating, and eating slop
>>221926782Good riddance
>>221926817I already had sex today
>>221926817yeah dog pussy
Monkeys get topped by chimpsChimps get topped by gorillas
>>221926799He previously said something to the effect that /cum/ was the only thing he enjoyed in life, and that he’d ACK if he got chased out of here like the other generals. In his final posts to /cum/, a Croat poster was being mean to him in the replies. So maybe he ACKed, idk. Sad if true. He wasn’t a bad poster.
I'm the highest in the thread
>>221926844His existence is harmful to society if this is his only means of joy.
>>221926782One attentionwhore leaves and another walks in. Such is /cum/.
why are my posts getting ignored tonight?
>>221926841You get topped by me
what? did someone say something?
>>221926844I also bullied him and collected a bunch of his personal info by scouring through the archivesI still have it in a .txt in case he returns
this is the literally the greatest album of all time
>>221926852Stoners = Low IQAlcoholics = midwits Junkies = High IQ
>>221926872It's your turn tonight
>>221926860I can’t remember the exact details, but I think he said he was an actual schizo. But he was harmless like Mihai; not a spammer.
>>221926885For me? It’s posting made up bullshit about myself, so most or all the info about me is noise :)
>>221926898Society failed another mentally disturbed individual.
>>221926844>He previously said something to the effect that /cum/ was the only thing he enjoyed in lifeZoom zoom said the same and not the fake above it was a few days ago, all name posters are mentally ill (even more than average for this place) and shouldn't be encouraged
Anyone want to hop in VC and goon together?
Why are you not playing second life?
HelloI am very drunk Tonight I drankTwo large bottles of some Thai beerTwo glasses of red wine2 "shots" of warm sake2 cans of Modelo Negro
>>221926952what should be goon to?
>>221926887lol, FUCK no
I'm a NEET drinking beer all day. I use 80% of my welfare check to pay for rent (which is split with roommates), another portion for a minimum payment on my credit card, and my beer purchases are mostly funded with the credit card. I don't know what to do when my credit card runs out, which I was only approved for because I was briefly employed when younger.
>>221926961Filtered
>>221926959
>>221926960https://www.eporner.com/video-WVaCZadWh9A/femboy-gostoso-com-bundao-pega-pau-grande/How about diss one?
watching cat videos
>>221926960Gay interracial scat porn
>>221926972>boy cockgross!
>>221926971What do you not understand my friend
>>221926403Second post trvke post
>>221926508Both cute
Dayumhttps://voca.ro/188gUUirpPcV
>>221927026Put 2slimey on this
Feet are sore
>>221927017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YemT1Usi4MY
A plane went over my house so I searched flight tracker to see where it was heading. Zurich. Bunch of Swiss folk passing right over my head and they don't even know that I know.
>>221926972Proxy off, Leonardo
Did you know you can't say "bomb" on an airplane?
>>221927065
Top 8 albums:Fleetwood Mac - TuskJulee Cruise - Floating Into The NightThe Doors - LA WomanMazzy Star - So Tonight That I Might See The Cure - Disintegration The Smiths - The SmithsThe Beatles - Magical Mystery TourPink Floyd - Meddle
>>221927089I was saying boo-omb
>>221927065Some of them actually have profiles on flightradar lol I guess they like to show off which flights they're on.
>>221927122WYWH > Meddle
Yall be some diarrhea munchers
I'm thirsty and no one gives a fuck
>>221927142I careWhat is stopping you from quenching your thirst?I'm drunk enough to venmo you for a water bottle, don't waste this opportunity
>>221927022Yeah...
>>221927166Goth?
>>221927150Im in a hotel room and there's only soda to drink
Goliath online
>>221927182Drink tap water
I'm chief pee from the poop tribe
Chief Shitting Bull
>>221927186I'm afraid if I drink water from the bathroom sink I will get sick
heya hoya heya hoya
Make sure to hydrate
>>221927182Don't they leave out one of those "complimentary" bottles of water that are actually $10 anymore?
Cuck Prepping Bull
>>221927225Not this one
The real Zoom Zoom has stood up
>need creative outlet>try writing>write one paragraph>it's genuinely putrid dogshitnow what
>>221927217Fuck I just drank an old coconut water bottle lying around cause of this but now Google AI is telling me I'm going to die from bacteria/mold. What a fucking way to go. Drinking old molded up coconut water.
>>221927262Not a tripWhy are you hard Why are you brown Go to bed
>>221927267you need to proofread and fix errors after writing the story.
>>221927267sounds like you need to git gud son
This wog could easily Google what a trip is btw
How do i get swag
Do Americans really do this
>Fucked up my tripMan I'm retarded
>>221927276>Fatal 3-Nitropropionic Acid Poisoning after Consuming Coconut Waterhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7774558/It's over.
>>221927311you are indeed retarded, that's true
>>221927277>Why are you hardI'm not I just have a big pp>Why are you BrownI'm White I'm just tan because I'm in AZ>go to bedI will in due time.
WHO ASKED
Gonna start working out again sick of looking like a shrimp
>>221927326mr penus man
>>221927262>>221927311>wrong dateErm
>>221927284It's not that it's full of errors, it's that it's horrible trite drivel that puts even me to sleep
I hate all of you so much
how do I meet and form relationships with other human beings?going outside hasnt helped
>>221927349that's okay. you need to keep improving the book. now that you know it is boring, you could spend time making it more interesting.
>>221927308cast not pearls before swine…
>>221927346>>wrong dateI wished we used day/month/year like the rest of the world but alas.
hmmmmm..... gock.
>>221927262>>221927311Brutal handwriting + incorrect date (no previous archives = true poster) = this nigga lied about his IQ
A man drank old coconut water. Here's what happened to his brain.
>>221927311Sick, now that you have a tripcode all you have to do is start posting anime and I'll be your loyal simp>>221927361We have a board for that friend >>>/soc/
It's gock o'clock.
>>221927361Go to school, go to work that has people your age, volunteer, get a hobby and join a group
>>221927353Is there a problem bitch nigga
>>221927366
i'm so fucking chinese and trans and Black
Ooo massa I'm gonna squirt
Timmies aren't welcome in this general. Only true black (or otherwise BIPOC) BVLLs.
>>221927361Start committing petty crimes so you can meet police officers, public defenders and bail bondsmen
>>221927385>all you have to do is start posting anime and I'll be your loyal simpWay ahead of you>>221927381>Brutal handwritingGrew up in the digital age sadly. I'll hammer it home sometime later on because I find it embarassing.>incorrect dateI'm in AZ, we're a weird bunch with our times>lied about his IQYou can be "intelligent" and still be a retard in certain things. It's not like I pretend to be a physicist o algo
I can't think of a single original IP released in the 2020s that I enjoy what an utterly soulless decade so far somehow makes the 2010s look good
>>221927428Im not black, thoughever
>>221927444>somehow makes the 2010s look goodThe 2010s were just as shit, only difference is the early 2010s were an extension of the 00s while the post-2014 10s blends very easily into the 2020s gigaslop era.
>>221927396So many. Where to begin.... Spic
kiss my black ass
>>221927430Might I add it has to specifically be moe anime chicksReaction images in every post. I'll make a starter pack for you if you want
Suck my white dick
i'm a femcel
>>221927430Yeah sure man.
akashic was a FANTASTIC anime, I wish more people watched it
>>221927490I can fix her
>>221927467Spicy lil timmy
Kiss my bumper
why do you all have disgusting beards? every sport, every police activity video of every police officer, you all have a grim ozempic look with a disgusting unkept beard. sort it out lads it doesnt look good
>fantastic animei dropped a fantastic poo earlier, it was still a poo
>>221927523I could bench you
>>221927527It was a tasty poo too
>>221927523I could rape you
>>221927527I'm pretty sure thats the story your mom tells people about the day you were born
>>221927523Sent those freaks flying
Speak to everyone as if they’re wearing a wire.
Tranime website.
Just feed me poo with aids blood and gay mans piss and I'll be happy forever
>>221927559Grab them violently as well
>>221927523Don't know what you're talking about.
Who gaped my ass
thirsty but too lazy to get up to get a bottle of water
>>221927535>>221927544>>221927558>>221927575You all look like fat slobs, the chris watts phenotype. ugly looking shorts and t-shirts and sandals and disgusting beards.
remember when /cum/ was good? haha
>>221927626Relatable
>>221927626maybe if you keep bitching a water bottle will magically appear out of thin air, momma's boy
>>221927633I could break your windpipe
>>221927633Why'd he do it?
i'm trans
this nigga is a transmission system
>>221927626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHUOZWu7soY&start=85&themeRefresh=1
>>221927673That's okay sis
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/eS7v5Zf5lYA?si=Vnvg_vgGC2SLnD_p
Just searched up the trans flag. They added some yellow section with a purple circle. Anyone know what that is? No I won't ask a LLM.
Boobs on the ground
>>221927722>Anyone know what that is?Intersex, which funny enough invalidates the whole tranny thing
*starts throwing ass*
Who was her CO? Colonel Sanders?
>>221927722Stunning and brave of all black and brown folx to come out as homosexual
>I deeply respect you as a human being
Stop impersonating me I already set my trip
>>221927758LOL!
>>221927765It's still fucking funny to me what does BIPOC have to do with that flag. I guess theys all marginalized groups n sheit.
>>221927723what you say when you boutta rape a bitch
Everything & everyone is fake & gay except for white people.
>>221927758I thought pigs weren't kosher!
>>221927758
Kind of scary how many girlfriend guys become zesty as they assimilate to their girlfriend’s personality
Beautiful, young white women are the most valuable & scarcest resource on the planet.
>>221927758Bitch must've popped like Mr. Creosote when they got her
There's nothing wrong with watching anime and sissy hypno.
Secret blend of two herbs and spices (salt and pepper)
>>221927845Real zoom zoom >>221927843Fake and gay zoom zoom
I don't watch sissy hypno I was exposed to troon porn because everyone is these days and I had a brief phase but that's all
>>221927830depends on what your gf likes innitmy gf likes me having long hair and a beard which means 99% of other women think I look gross
>>221927847and it's still good crazy how taht works
currently watching porn
>>221927887what a life
>>221927819LOL
Wife guy who’s away on a business trip so he gets back to his hotel room and starts gooning to a porn star who looks just like his wife
>>221927891it's not. im an addict
>>221927173Not sure...
>>221927971I enjoy this gif immensely for strange reasons
I unironically enjoy living in the midwest
>>221928009Hated living in a small shit town when I was younger, moved to a slightly bigger shit town when I got older and now I understand and find it very comfy
>using a beer bottle as a dildothis is mental illness right?
>>221928039I went up to grand rapids with me fiancee and aside from all the homeless niggers I thought it was a really great place
>>221928009I want to go back so bad.>>221928068>this is mental illness right?No you're just a Serb
Bitchs be using beer bottles as dildoes and expect to squir off normal penith
Why didn't he use wind tunnel on his dick?
They sell shimeji mushrooms in the Midwest now. If you see them, get them and fry them up because they squeak against each other in the pan and it's funny.
If I hear one more nigga talking sweet about chief keef I'm beating they ass
>>221928256I found fresh lions mane and it was 10/10 fried up in butter
>>221928276Talkin sweet as a sugar plum
>>221928301Kino
Gay boys are asleep
okay, no more porn
We are owed sex
N
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Stop
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>>221928960why do you liberals always gotta ruin other people's fun
>>221928960Based. Fuck racism.Seriously. That shit sucks.
>>221927973Just searched her up on boomerbook her mom's pretty hot
>american flag>i am blackOf all the LARPs one comes across on 4chan, this is by far the worst.Am i really supposed to believe that an american black would post on 4chan? American blacks are lieteral chads, always hanging out with their friends on the street, playing basketball, engaing in paralel economies, attending house parties and smoking lots of weed.They do not have a fucking clue what is a 4chan
>>221929072this post implies every black american is a crackhead gangster. very racist. americans get his ass
>>221929072>Am I really supposed to believe that an american black would post on 4chan? They are lieteral (yes, lieteral) chadsMaybe the portugese really are white? Their brains are completely raped by BBC porn too
My map is going well I reckon
BRAPPERS ON THE STORM
ded
Awake
hmm think I might restart my nicotine habit today
>>221930035Apparently you can get nicotine in suppository form
Banned from /sp/
you ever publicly humiliate yourself
>>221930541Every time I go out
>>221930035How about nword teen (takeover)
How /cum/
>>221930692HiI just threw upAte too much and drank too much
Maybe the people on reddit.com are onto something
>>221930735Reddit haaaaaaates America
>>221930735yeah totally, that's the problem for sure
>>221930744If they hate america why do they keep using an american website? Checkmate, liberals
>>221930704>drank too muchMe but I drank lots of water last night so it cancels out
Realistically, what would you do if I tickled your little balls in your little scrote?
really wish there were less faggots in /cum/
>>221931052Like flies to shit
>>221931052Be the change you want to see in the world
>>221930778>>221930778I just threw up again
>>221931039Scream
>>221931039Yelp and kick you
>>221931228>>221931228New
