Songs from the Big Chair edition
>>221940735but not the small chair!
would bum the both of them
Grind the fat middle aged carling drinkers into a fine pulp and incinerate it to power the street lamps
May potentially find myself watching another 30 minutes of the dullest team in the world
The alysa new as it were
alyssa liu? a piece of poo more like
>>221940761:3
songs from the rorke chair
ive got dimentia
>>221940735
seᴀsJdeCOP
>>221940761trannies getting worringly convincing
>>221940781that's her raped right up the shitter
>>221940795ur just a pisshead
what will the history books say about the trans craze of a few years ago
bit lonely in my house, anyone want to come round?
alyssa liu? a piss a poo more like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g6Tj3DMq5Ilove this guy's raps
/brit/-flavoured crisps
>>221940846no I'd rather not
>>221940845hello RIGHT-WING PODCASTER
hope I get raped and die
>>221940824maybe yeah haha
>>221940846do you look like this?
has hungary ever done a good post
>>221940813Mad how different things would have been if he was born in yankland, alas he is a bennies dosser here
>>221940875not really no
>>221940846on me way mate. will stop off and get some cans on the way
might eat some mini battenbergs or maybe i'll eat some miniature batternbergs
>>221940781you said that already
>>221940845跨性别者(通常简称为跨性别)的性别认同与出生时被指定的性别不同 与跨性别相反的是顺性别,顺性别指的是性别认同与出生时被指定的性别一致的人。 跨性别没有普遍接受的定义,即使在研究人员中也是如此; 它可以作为一个统称。上述定义包括二元性别跨性别男性和跨性别女性,也可能包括非二元性别者或性别酷儿。
right that's me off to Popeyes
>>221940878probably not. going to stick it in the filter. sick of seeing that fucking ugly ice skating cunt
>>221940893Smirked
>>221940852>anyone in a relationshipnot me
Okay on the bright side i bought some lovely new jeans. Turning my mood positive now
we need to love and cherish the people of hungary
ban beaches
Your dad posts on /Britfeel/ and your mum posts on Brit/Pol/
licking it
>>221940904yeah that's what I was thinking I never noticed any hungarian posts until he started spamming her
>>221940914x
>>221940926can we get a vocaroo of some insults so I can make a soundboard?
need to shag her
>>221940878>>221940904all of my posts are great wdym
>>221940875I saved and wanked to that webm on /gif/ earlier today
sacked tranny's dad does not post anywhere because he's dead you see
>>221940914what are your lovely new jeans like?
Yankland.Crazy place.
wow
How do I generate positive feelings
21 SavageBig Pussy 21 SavageNothing real about you, CandaceWhat do we think?
>>221940923i did swimming lessons at school
paris saint german seem to have dominated the ball
>>221940997lower your expectations
watching Michael Portillo and realised I've got this outfit (without the hat)
>>221941007Your maw is dominating my balls
>>221940911https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqUUg1JvToMhe got raps for that too
>>221940995mad how you can tell literally 100% of the time
>>221940923need to charge the biomass visiting the seaside. the undesirables make it unpleasant for everyone and too many of the future nurses are drowning before they can repay the taxes for the bennies their parents have claimed
>>221940995absolutely, positively 100% an unmistakeable bloke
odds chippy evens air frier
>>221940995nigga looks like he got turned into a woman by a snapchat filter
>>221940995trans are so many ill they think day 1 comes after 6 months
>>221941024did the picture of the same person but obviously a bloke on the left give it away by any chance
WE'VE GOT LE FEEWHOENZO LE FEEJUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
>>221941019treat yourself to a nice panama lad
>>221941033didn't consider dubs, you fool
>>221940875good lord
ktim
>>221941058Fuck off back to /britfeel/
I run /Brit/
>>221941019get the fit completed
>>221941076you have a humiliation fetish
>>221941076You couldn't run the length of yourself mate
>>221941076
>>221940989Selvedge, dark blue, gold stitch. Slim
>>221940989
Pieheads replying to me on his two iPhone 3s and his ThinkPad LOL
>>221941076you have a willy
>>221941076I believe you when you said you were the first one to post the bradleys
im jamed jbond
Wish this 3rd world beast would leave
>>221941076You run screaming to your bedroom when your sister space mogs you in the living room
>>221941076Based x
>>221941102bit of mould on the wall there
never ask a terf why she didnt post about Rotherham or any other rape gang
>>221941111Gay, or just Italian?
So disappointed in everyone who actually took the 'I run /brit/' bait
>>221941132She moved out over a year ago keep up with the lore>>221941133Thanks HelperGOD
Not a tranny-loving benchod or anything but Graham Linehan is a perfect example of the brainrotting effects of social media. He picked one battle back in 2018(?) and has not given it up ever since, burning everything he had in his life to the ground in order to win one single battle on social media. Nigga should've deleted his Twitter account years ago
>>221941136adds falvor
>>221941174Are you not watching the champions league final love?
>>221941182And same for JK Rowling too, forgot about her. Both need to disconnect and go somewhere ultra-rural where they can see all of space in the night sky. And touch grass as well
>>221941072used to go on caravan holidays with my family and I'd just play on my laptop most of the time and mumberg had a melty one day and said I'm wasting my life and took it off me saying I had to go outside (there were always kids playing) but wtf was I meant to do as an autistic freak I just went to the arcade and played metal slug until I felt safe enough to go back
>>221941174Standing back and standing by x
We're all in here lads Ye live in Turkey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCJSNGOaZ5Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCJSNGOaZ5U
Wa SUUUUUUP de letsAny news on the pakistani grooming gangs scorching the blessed earth of britain, corrupting young, innocent and, most importantly, WHITE girls?
boring boring football match
just matched up with this stunnah on the apps
reminder that employed woman is 190
Rorke supporting Arsenal because they're the English team playing against the French teamLeftypol supporting Arsenal because they have the word 'arse' in their name, and he is gay for arse
raping earth
>>221941201No. I support Shrewsbury Town F.C
>>221941182Being a tiny bit fair to Linehan (who is a mental case and should've just ignored it) the whole mess started because he got harassed over the tranny episode and they wouldn't let it go after he apologised which made him turn
>>221941221imagine getting bullied off fucking /britfeel/ of all places lmaosocially ostracised by the lowest of the low
>>221941243Pooscrm
>>221941242don't think he's that old mate
>>221941207>And same for JK Rowling tooliteral billionnaire, she can afford everythinghogwart's legacy boycott failed
>>221941242definitely not
>>221941154why what will she say
>>>/sp/154926159
>>221941253I actually bought Hogwarts despite never reading a single Potter book. Had to support the cause.
went down the pub with a few of my mates from work and they held me down and pissed in my arse in front of this bird i've been talking to
>>221940923nigerian girl
>>221941182troons literally tried to ruin his life though
>>221941287You bought a whole school?
>>221941058good luck in europe lad good chance you could win it I will be supporting you (unless you play bournemouth)
>>221941306yes lad
>>221941247Alright well now I understand him a little more. He was roped into it by the most mentally ill and vindictive of the trannies. He fell for their trap hook line and sinker and now he can't get out
>>221941182Linehan had some good shows too. Leftypol loved Father Ted and IT Crowd (minus one joke in one episode).
>>221941318only cause you thought the kids came with it
my extremely camp gay cousin is a reform chudvery odd
>>221941335no lad
>>221941276>Those fackin slags deserved itBit mean them
norwood reapers given me a hairline like chairman mao
is shaving my torso/back acceptable or do I really have to wax it
croarke's been fucking done here
off down to tesco with the mrs, anyone want owt?
chances of me having a poo tonight are above 40%
>>221941338Is his name Hugh Anthony by chance?
>>221941349You get the hairline you deserve tbqhwy
>>221941370yh
>>221941287based, bought it twice(bought it once, loved exploring the school but everything around it was cheap open world stuff, also i'm a hufflepuff guy)
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
>>221941321He really just needed to get off twitter desu, I understand hating them but not to the point where your wife divorces you and everyone thinks you've gone mad, fucking hell what a fall from grace
Mad how he basically just involves any tripcunt/personality he knows in his strange humiliation ritual
reckon most of us have wanked with/wanked off a mate when like 14 or so
>>221941292sounds quite unorthodox for an after-work hang-out, perhaps you should raise this with HR
>>221941338>my extremely camp gay cousin is a reform chudProbs just lookin forward to all the blokes in effay uniform when rNige starts the reich
>>221941385Spaino dollhouse
finbar's ghost guiding a british wog's ball into the net, and then disappearing with a smile
>>221941338Shows how much of a joke party it is
Me fi dead
>>221941379be a tranny have balls and a swinging cock between you legs
love that terrifying pic of Hugh Antonys' dad just glaring at him with our hatred
>>221941385He doesn't live in a care home. See >>221941254
>>221941335scrm
>>221941387that's one of those pissing in the shower type things, where people who do it refuse to accept that it's unusual
hate wanking when i;m drunk just spent 45 minutes spaffing to tranny porn
victim of child abuse allying themselves with a noncevile bastards the both of you
>>221941363Chinese cooking webm's that's not the sort of thing I'd find down at the local are always the weirdest shit
>>221941344yeah thats a bit mean isn't it
hes done you
>>22194141945 minute orgasm sounds lit
>>221941410*pure hatred
more dollhouse nonsense
you've done him
>>221941375why
£18 just on some chicken and chips take the absolute piss
Gay gooners spotted at the Arsenal match
>>221941410
>>221941428They're both wronguns
We’re watching forsen
might go out and make a god damn FOOL of myself
might become the terminator
>>221941467english girls won't molest themselves, eh
chairman lmao
Just hit 10k subscribers on substackCurrent revenue: 0
>>221941363thought catberg was going in the pot when it popped upchinkys are pure madgoing to watch hunt for red october and get steaming
merking my arsehole with these fartsmad really
drinking water. watching the football
a man with a vision
>>221941515what do you write about?
>>221941495*puts hand on your chest*it's easy to become a machine, uncaring and roboticdo not retreat, be human and feel
That’s it I’m buying a sex doll
damn my GOAT is washed. Ye really killed himself with the nitrous
>>221941530racism and right wing politics
>>221941470sce
imagine being young again and living in midtown ManhattanAs the days go by everything feels one step further out of reach.
>>221941517based I'm watching starship troopers while on the cider myself
>>221941529doesn't look like he has vision to me
Going to have some hot apple pie and cold custardThat's how I like itHot pie cold custardYou?
>>221941557it's a partner doll
think I'm developing Timothyjamesbyrnitis, becoming disconnected from life and that
>>221941568new york has been a shitty soulless shadow of its former self since 2001
imagine going through the effort and degradation of buying a sex doll and it's still ugly as fuck lmao
>>221941464God is wise and He is just
reading an article about the hottest child actors working in hollywood right now
>>221941590are you wearing your excellent glasses
>>221941612Um
>>221941569good filum that
>>221941612I see
please stream "hate that i made you love me" the first single from ariana "baby deer" grande's 8th studio album "petal" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1t4MTqdfyI
>>221941612Well go on then who are they?
>>221941623yes. I'm feeling gormless. rotund. watching the tennis, with my excellent glasses.
there YOU go you big mouth FUCK
>>221941598I might get a plastic sex arse
This zero alcohol beer is really nice wtf
>>221941564how awful it is, i hope
>>221941666hi mate, which is it? x
>bathed I'm watching thtarthyip trooperth while on the thider mythelf
the left have gone bonkers
i like the japanese style onaholes where they are just an abstract bulbous tubenever used or bought one i just think that's more dignified
>>221941663bashes his lass in the face with her pool cue as well
mad how insane woke is
>>221941647No mate. I fucking despise that cunt and it's all thanks to you.
>>221941515I’m a variety poster. I think it’s more about style and substance
I'm on the milk myself to be fair.
>>221941568if you’re gonna spend a billion dollarydoos to live in a cupboard do it somewhere more interesting than midtown
>>221941675The lemon Peroni
>>221941663doing this to employed woman in aldi
Want to tell her I like her
>>221941663alcohol should be great-replaced with weed, pronto
>The lemon Peroni
HelperLad !!53i4YrndgQA
>>221941707ok
>>221941741Disgusting vile noncey BEAST
>>221941741this is the mackem bloke in his 30s who keeps threatening to stab people on /r9k/?
>>221941597New York I love you but you’re bringing me downNew York you’re safer and you’re wasting my timeNew York you’re perfect please don’t change a thing
>>221941741get him raped
>>221941613sydney mentioned
drink up baby
it is what it is
>>221941663The problem is I genuinely believe I can throw I punch like this even though I’ve never had a fight in my life
>>221941741mad how he got shamed by that big youtuber into his mental health problems and now we all pay for him to live his neetKING life
Farting Sydney off the face of the earth
>>221941781ktim
any cringe niggas in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSRSyycPf0
was that pic of katie price with a shit on her stomach ever explained
>>221941741State of that ugly bastard hahahah
>>221941714Midtown is where it’s at.At the foot of the park, next to Hell’s KitchenMy friend lives in the east village and yeah it’s cooler there but I want to feel biblically stimulated
did Katie Price really get pooed on, is that photo actually of her
>>221941816Yeah
>>221941363I bet it's fucking delicious
>>221941647it's ok
Thoughts on raccoons?
>>221941815>>221941778my nibba
>>221941814ktimjust cringed hard at the way I used to be years ago even though I haven't known any of the people I embarrassed myself in front of for years
*yawns*
>>221941781Business idea: Richard III but instead of being a humpback he's played by a downie
>>221941829rorke paid to shit on harvey's mum's chest after he won euromillions
>>221941840cheeky and smug
>>221941840great american beasts
>>221941833okay cheers mate
>>221941837Ok bye-
>>221941870this is the funniest webm in the entire world
awkward CL final time actually now I'm pretty pissed but can't go to bed I'll have to drink for a few more hours
saw a cute AFAB enby with a they/them pin on their bag today
beware the poo that goes bump in the night
>>221941392Defimitely not the vibe of modern wset, what with all the talk about "responsibilities" and how we should learn to pull ourselves from the bootstraps and take one bath per day to support ukraine and the pullback of benefits and the leverage of digital wages. Definitely not, we are in democratic times.
>>221941870god bless america
>>221941877well it's not badwhere are you going come back here
>>221941889I’m actually happy about it I have many more hours of drinking
>>221941906luv the thems, me
went to the beach todayhad a little paddle :>
>>221941840love their little hands
such a wonderful language
saw a poo today. it came out of my own arsehole
>>221941931really really odd strange and bizarre lieseek help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OYrXN7t430
>>221941917what are you going to do though I'm thinking of watching the new mortal kombats
Anyone else need to stop fantasising about getting fucked up the arse?
>>221941790He lives a life of fucking riley and wagies pay for the lot x
>>221941946why are you talking like a toddler
>>221941956Either watch sopranos after this or play some transport fever 2
>>221941962i don't really philosophically believe in the concept of 'needing' anything
>>221941943me when i post on /brit/
>>221941977Think about toddlers a lot do you?
wish i lived by the coast
flatmate just caught me napping in the living room and made me jump feel like a right fool now
>>221942000It's lush mate. Can recommend.
>show up to your date and he looks at you like thiswhat do
/brit/ is like graffiti in ancient Rome, or writings on a toilet wall. the occasional good insight but mainly non-sequiturs about poo and sex
>>221941741Where is his wheelchair?
>>221942000you live on an island, dumb dumb
>>221942022i wouldn't understand
>>221942000i used to live right on the south coastcould see the isle of wight from my housestill leave quite near the coast now but not as close
>>221942000its nice but expensive and there are no jobs and the place is full of fat ugly northerners all summer
>>221942000take the grimsbypill housing is cheap as fuck and it's not overrun by biomass yet
>>221942023>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
would be based if there was a brown player on Arsenal team called Declan Curry. because he would be paired with Declan Rice. it's based because curry and rice is a common pairing (food)
>>221942022Why's he wearing a bin bag and why has he positioned himself so that he gets the women sat behind him in frame? The area looks empty.
>>221942066secret bender roman poofs
>>221942066The Rorke and Leftypol of their day
HATE commentators, would like to watch the match with just stadium noise
>>221942000Only nice outside of summer. in summer just get raped 24/7 by English tourist
>>221942061it orc season>>221942065where is the cheapest/nicest place assuming it doesn't matter too much job wise
>>221942023yup. exact same thing just by another medium and in a different place and time.
>>221942066Lol Gayarse and Holearse
>>221942098loved prime for this you can disable commentary and just have stadium noise. they've lost their one game a week rights though because globohomo want you to hear ally mccoist advertise the latest troonpilled HBO tv show
>>221942098Really don't need people telling me what's going on in the sporting game while I'm watching it with my own eyes
mad how poosenal CANNOT win a Champions League EVER
new>>221942079>>221942079>>221942079
bit early
early incel new
>>221942138ATROCIOUSLY early
Helper lad got bullied by a vtuber for being in a wheelchair and now he’s a neet LOOOOOOL
to poom it may concern
dun him
Was talking with my sister about NATO expansionism earlier. I said that Russia were promised that they wouldn't expand, but it turns out they were never promised that at all. It was a total fabrication and I fell for it and now my sister is going to tell all of her mates about it and spread the false word
done, battered, served up for a tenner
>>221942138he's done you
>>221942138
making the ruby new brb
>>221942209Ok
>>221942138Looool based hausmeister
>>221942138Lmfao
poo s g
Mad respect for Janny
>>221942138kek
>>221942242>>221942242>>221942242
I didn't even get to see the new
>>221942234trannies lost
What an awful match, fucking hell I hate arsenal, always so bloody boring
>>221942300they always try to walk it in