bewbs-editionprev >>221938920
DENOUNCE THE US HEALTHCARE SYSTEM
>>221941818How about mild exercise like wanking almost every day
just build your own new thread
>>221941868Great edition
>mayo clinicHellmann’s?LOLfew posts in and I already made the best joke of the thread
>>221941885What about if u get appendicitis?
>>221941888just build your own gym
I’ve always been a thigh-guy but low-cut top + perky breast combo has made me change my ways
German "humor" is no laughing matter.
>>221941868Why are the colors so bright
>>221941932I'm thinking about doing this
>>221941914GEG BODIED THOSE FREAKS
>>221941936>t. Christopher Nolan
niggas be like"this yellow too spicy"
>>221941933>but low-cut top + perky breast comboman this shit was torture back in college. every girl was wearing that in springtime soooo much titties AHHHHHHHHHHH
having healthcare and going to the doctor is brown and turn worlder coded
>>221941914That’s them done
>>221941932just build your own hustle
You don't really need a full gym just a barbell and plates is enough, or if that's too expensive just lift rocks like caveman
>>221941975delete this picture of me
I deserve this
Bar bellend
I wonder how many 60+ year olds watch porn
>>221942032Tons
>>221942015just build your own desert
>>221942015shit companion
Just use an atlas stone if you want to become ripped
a gym is wasted on those without discipline
What are the societal ramifications of old men lusting after young girls?
>>221942004here's the actual picture of you
>>221942032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V3VNwPHWqw
Remember when that overwatch tracer song came outLife was better back then
>>221942052I started with 9 and dropped DW when rory was revealed to be a trillion year old cuck-robot or whateverthefuck
>>221941998A power rack and bench would cover most bases imo, plus one cardio thing
>>221942032a lot
>>221942082>scrubs cox
I haven't seen a second of scrubs in over 20 years
> plus one cardio thingENTER
it could not be more over
>>221942082I bet those 60 year olds aren't watching porn of old women tho, just saying
>>221942155just build your own tv and tv series
>>221942107centurion. and he's not a cuck
Why work out, you're just gonna die
>>221942164never once has it been more over
>>221942164
>>221942155its a good showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgoG27zqt0g
>>221942178> he's not a cuckI strongly recall karen gillian giving fuck me eyes to 11 every other scene
>>221942185just build your own cemeteryjust build your own grave plotjust build your own coffin
>>221942221she does(she's literally a bri'ish callgirl in her introductory episode) but 11 friendzoned her the whole time
>>221942238>callgirl kissogram
>>221942229You've run the joke into the ground time to move on
Jesus would be waving the flag of Palestine and condemning the sick jewish state for its genocide if he returned to earth (the resident kike in this thread will have a melty over this post and call me names like brownoid, third worlder, muslim, etc but it's the truth)
>>221942281tomato tomatoe
>>221942305just build your own posting gimmick
>>221942238regardless,OOD BLAST
>his sport's championship comes down to a mario party minigame to decide the winnerlol
>>221942198honestly this. that faggot is such a downer.
>>221942158I tried doing that and I couldn’t Felt embarrassed
In March 2014 a Malaysia Airlines flight with 239 people disappeared over the Indian Ocean with all occupants assumed dead. Four months later, another Malaysia Airlines flight was shot down over the Ukraine by Russian separatists, killing all 298 people on board. I would be sick if I was the CEO.
Don't think I could ever love a non-Turkish woman. They're the perfect blend of civilized European, demonic semite and savage yurt dweller...
>>221942394just build your own airlinejust build your own planejust build your own company
your america first nick fuentes watching GOP voter sire
this is an argentinian vintage
A METEOR JUST STRUCK BOSTON
>>221942543>BOSTONtheir all meat eaters!
>>221942543Marky mark and the funky bunch got back together??!
Not a smashmouth fan
THE CEO OF NVIDIA JUST GOT SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE CHINKY LEATHER JACKET MAN JUST GOT HIS HEAD BLOWN OFF LIVE AT COMPUTEX!!!!!!!!!!!
The weather is tolerable today
>>221942543>Struckflew over
>>221942635why you so happy
>>221942635Link
Why are you not this happy at your job?
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
I have no reason to live
Technology has advanced enough that many basic browser games are about the same quality as commercial games a decade ago. The other day I was playing a barebones Chivalry ripoff, which was of a quality I never would've imagined possible when I was a kid playing flash games
>>221942766man can't a fat nigga just get you yo popcorn anymore? why everything gotta be a fake show
>>221942766I’m that happy sometimes, but not all the timeultimately I do not want to work
>>221942766Too much butter
my theater has a 'no male singles' policy so i havent seen a newly released movie in years
World War Two veteran, Alec Penstone, from Shanklin, Isle of Wight, survived D-Day but said it 'wasn't worth it' because of the state of the country has died aged 101. Last year, Mr Penstone shocked the country when he appeared on national television and said the sacrifice made by the lost men of his generation 'wasn't worth' what had become of the country decades later, as he said the UK 'has gone to rack and ruin'. 'What we fought for was our freedom, but now it's a darn sight worse than when I fought for it,' he told presenters Kate Garraway and Adil Ray on Good Morning Britain. He told viewers: 'My message is, I can see in my mind's eye those rows and rows of white stones and all the hundreds of my friends who gave their lives, for what? The country of today? 'No, I'm sorry - but the sacrifice wasn't worth the result of what it is now.'
>>221942869Do they really?I don't believe you
>>221942842There's not a trace of butter in that canola oil abomination
>>221942869just take one of those ikea sharks with you and hold it while you’re buying the ticketI don’t like it but I don’t have a choice
Chicago is the greatest city on the world
Just finished lunch with neighbourberg. He had me run to Dairy Queen for us, he got us two #3s. We had a good conversation while eating.
>dad gave me the "it's time to get your life together" talk
>>221942766Is it supposed to be impressive that he's spinning it around or whatever all he's doing is shoveling it
getting out of the bath award
>>221943250Let's see your popcorn tricks.
>>221943225what did he recommend
>>221943225My family is more the pretend everything is fine sort
>>221943225Posted it again award
Stop being gay
>>221942382It takes getting used to
baby come back
>>221942887A vet from the US said something similar. Didn't clarify what he meant though.
>>221942869Isn't that discrimination?
>>221943276Going to trade school
everything IS fine as long as you got money
>>221943411Your dad wants you to be an alcoholic
>>221943413You cannot serve God and money.
>>221943225Well he's right
>>221943439god isnt real
thinking of cumming on gock
ma dih lea
I want to go to trade school, but hard to find one in my area. There's one big technical college but I flunked out of a different program there a long time ago and have unpaid fines with it.The only other one i see looks like it's mostly geared towards high school students just graduated
>>221943503So you believe all of existence came from nothing? That the 12 disciples of christ just lied and give their lives for nothing?
>>221943552>the 12 disciples of christ just liedAre members of current say cults lying when they say they believe all the crazy shit they claim to believe?
>>221943596*current day
Things I need:-money-bitches-respect
I voted for trump
>have blue eyes and brown hair>Latinx thinks I have green eyes and blonde hairDo Latinx see color differently?
AYO learn ya something, ash bucket!! #troof
>>221943672>2000 babyDamn we lookin chopped now?
>>221943654Every white person did.
>>221943666El güero, señores
>>221943707Maybe in your white trash shithole
>>221943596Hundreds witness the miracles of christ. If they were lies, christianity wouldn't have spread.
>>221943666no i dontt. white mexican
>>221943755Hundreds witnessed the miracles of Mohammed. If they were lies Islam wouldn't have spread and attracted billions of followers
>>221943548My local trade school only had cancer causing careers like welding and hvac
>>221943763>white mexicanBit of an oxymoron no?
>>221943753I voted for him to do the job and he's doing what I expected. There's no more Spanish workers, taxes are down, the job market is good, there's no more LGBT being forced in my face, and I've noticed others feel relieved.
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>221943792>weldingWhat is cancer causing about it? Just wear a mask
>>221941868sweat
>more than once person has copied my spam phrase aye whose the loser now?
>>221943781Lol. Not even muslims believe muhammad performed miracles.
>>221943843I'm drinking Pepsi.
What are you getting here?
religion wars?
>>221943904Idk what that chain is, but I'd get a regular chicken sandwich with some frier and a drink. Won't pay more than $8 for a combo though.
>>221943904Probably diarrhea.
>>221943892Mohamed pbuh split the moon into two parts
>Now we have multiple Muslims in this generalWe're getting /brit/ levels
>>221943892How can muslims praise mohammed and yet make no profits?
Problem with working out is you have to shower afterwardsSo if I shower early then I have to shower a 2nd time in a day, and that's asking a bit much
I don't recognize this general anymore.
How can Islam be untrue when billions believe it to be real? Are all of those people hallucinating? That's evidence enough for me, im satisfied
how about penis wars?
>>221943954And there is no account of this outside of the quran despite it being a world wide event. There are accounts of Jesus outside the bible.
>>221944084It's been really bad recently (the past like 6 hours)
>>221943985me thinks it's low quality bait
I’m one of the better posters
Atheists love islam.
>>221944105There are hundreds of hadiths that recount Mohammeds miracles Were all of those people lying?
dont turn this rape into a murder
>>221943904Just a side of hush puppies
>>221943843I'm drinking flavoured coffee(blueberry cobbler)
im going to eat some kabuli palaw
>>221944180wot dat?
>>221943904Cigarettes
what's the most you've vomited in one go
>>221944162Like when he claimed to fly on a donkey through the desert, but nobody saw it?
>>221943672this controversy was so stupid. she had good genes as in she's sexual attractive. commercial would've worked with beyonce, rhianna, lauren london etc
>>221944210Idk I don't really keep trackI have vomited many timesI did this morning
Need a quirk chungus GF
>>22194421012
>>221944167Disgusting.
>>221944227yeah but they intentionally picked a White girl to stir controversy otherwise it'd just be another boring ad for jeans that nobody remembers.
>>221944250No thanks, she seems annoying
>>221944196rice dish with lamb carrots and raisins
>>221944221If it didn't happen then why did the Quran say it happened? Were they and everyone else who claimed to see it simply lying? That's unbelievable that someone would write lies down.Simpler explanation is that it actually happened
>>221944210Lost count after I ate my cousin's turkey tetrazzini . I thought i was going to die
>>221944258bullshit. she was at the peak of her popularity.
>>221944286Do you just not believe any history book? Towns and cities were converted because of witnessing christ. This isn't even a sole historical claim. It's observable proof you can see today.
>>221944305what are you even crying about?
Accidentally posted this in another thread>>221944184
>>221944280sounds yummy
>>221944328the fake controversy, you FUCK
isn't /his/ the religion fighting board?
>go to a fast food restaurant>see a homeless man come in>grabs a cup from the garbage>helps himself to the fountain drinkshappen in your city?
>>221944388you are RETARDED
>>221944210There was this time when I had a stomach bug and was puking all the time. If I ate anything more than a small amount of food I'd throw it back up. There was no pain though, only nausea. One time I was at Dairy Queen with a buddy I ate a big meal + a big Oreo Blizzard icecream thing; afterwards I went round back of the restaurant and immediately vomited it back up. First I threw up the Blizzard since it was on top. It looked like a giant eagle shit. Then I threw up the rest. This lasted about 18 months and I lost a ton of weight. I mentioned it to my GP at one point. I told her I couldn't keep food down but there was no pain and she thought she had a good idea of what it was but she wanted me to get bloodwork done to confirm first and I was like nah fuck that; and it finally went away soon after that. Pretty crazy though. I was puking all the fucking time, just anywhere randomly, like a cat.
>>221944403Based, fuck corporations
FUCK SALT
>>221944256it tastes fine with only a slight taste of blueberry but it smells amazing, so much so that it's a tease with how little the blueberry flavour comes through
>>221944304 (Me)I was also having diarrhea at the same time. I don't really like the meal but I'll eat it to polite. God knows what she did because my entire stomach felt like it collapsed
>>221944449>it's fine if civil order falls apart as long as the corpos suffer!
Bought a mccain chocolate cake today
Leftists make me side with corporations out of spite
What happened to that Industry show. There used to be webms of Kiernan Shipka half naked getting fucked every Sunday, now nothing
>>221944686what kind of name is kiernan shipka? is she hot?
Bro charlie kirk was literally a father. Like he literally had a kid. He literally put his seed into a woman and inseminated her bro you can't joke about that stuff.
>>221944326And many were converted who witnessed Mohammed. His conquests are proof of his divine inspiration
you can joke about anything, but it has to be funny.like so
>>221944759AI is for trannies and jeets
>>221944776true but completely irrelevant to the question we're discussing, which is that the left isn't funny
how did we go from trannies hating ai to only trannies like ai
Should I shave off all my body hair?
>>221944842Why would you do that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-lWIK5_M2s
>>221944717kirk jokes are bad because they aren't funny. 9/11 jokes were funny because it was all shock value, the people making kirk jokes aren't joking they're just celebratingThe truth is kirk got assassinated because like all grassroots right wing movements it was infiltrated by jews to skew them towards pro-israel and pro-war stances. He refused a huge payout from them and started warning that washington was once again trying to start a war with iran, and a couple months later they killed him for it
>>221944842Yes
>>221944759honestly I don't think negroes have ever really recovered from the damage BUCK BREAKING did to them.
>>221944859Post fucking hands
>>221944859yeah I haven't seen a single funny kirk joke. I didn't even care for him, cause he was israel's goodest goy for many years so it's not a major loss to me, never watched him or cared about him.there were tons of funny edits about that stupid leftist bitch who got merked by the ICE officer though
>>221944849I wanna be an otter
Charlie's death was part of the reason why I became Eastern Orthodox
i bought a bunch of computer parts for a new computer build but returned everything after i got them because it was too much money and now i am waiting on my money to be refunded for everything it cost 4460 probably just going to buy a used ps5 tbqh
>>221944842no It'll just feel bad when it grows back, get laser removal if you're serious
>ISRAEL DID IT>ISRAEL DID ITJewsperging used to be fun until Muslims and browns took over it.
>>221944989what the fuck did you expect when you choose every high end part you could find
>had someone tell me to look into bupropion as an alternative to nicotine>already skeptical because antidepressant>google it anyways>Unlike many other antidepressants, it generally does not cause sexual dysfunction or weight gain, but it carries a higher risk of seizures.
>>221945013I cant afford that
>>221945058Jews are brown tho
>>221945079am on the zoloft and im gaining weight but don't have any limpdick after a few months of taking it(i sometimes take more than my prescribed dosage)
Charlie Kirk bit my finger
>>221945135I'm not even anti-drugs but antidepressants and SSRIs are the one thing I would never be willing to take desuevery person I have ever known on them was still depressed and just volatile on top because of the drugs
>>221945162xD
>>ISRAEL DID IT>>ISRAEL DID IT>Jewsperging used to be fun until Muslims and browns took over it.
>>221944870Buck broken by the notion of buck breaking
Null says jewspergs are brown
>>221945058>>221945193>speak of the devil>he appearslook what you idiots did
drinking a spriteit's way better than i remember
surviving the craft isnt for everyone and i just dont think you have what it takes im sorry
he looks like the type of people he'd make fun of back in 2016 poor lad let himself go
drinking hot tap water from lead pipes
Just watered the garden. This one tree was super thirsty. It was really cool seeing it slurp the water up in real time. I gave it a lot of water.
>>221945269to own the libtards?
>finally go on date with the hapa girl>having a great time, she's bubbly and cute and showing off her great tits in a White shirt >confirm she is in fact a hapa when I bring up that there's a lot of Asians in Minnesota and she chimes in>"I'm Filipina and Korean while my Dad is half-German">first red flag given I know that Filipinas tend to be damaged goods as bad or worse than Latinx girls>"The last guy I was with was 34">no problem yet, definitely a grim sign but I like milfs myself so I'm not one to judge>"You're really great anon. I love that you're so dedicated and smart and you've had a really crazy life. But I'm really not ready for friendship or a BF, I'm very emotionally shut down. I'm sorry">mfw
Drunk at the pool. It’s still too cold to swim. Thanks Jews for “global warming”
>>221945288It's just what I do now I guess
>>221945295She’s done you
I'm moving to india
making my kids eat dirt and tree bark to own the libtards
When I was in elementary school a kid flushed an apple down the toilet.
Doing a read
it's semi amazing that we live in a world obsessed with pedosand simultaneously parents letting their underage daughters run around in a way that would have made the hookers of 20 years ago blush
Leaf bros how can I take the census online
>>221945376One of the teachers flushed her rosebud down the toilet
i am the one who knocks
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVWnYZBfYxUnzasAf5hPrun4
>>221945398Deadline passed I think
Cum
>>221945392If you think girls dress immodestly now, you should have seen them before the big migrant waves that spooked them into being more modest. Crazy to think that “slut walks” used to be a thing lmao
>destroys your country>leaves
Kanye West played a great show in Istanbul today
>>221945471Can't see myself giving a hoot
>>221945392t. pedophile
>>221945335I just don't get why she even had the date at all if she didn't want to do it. She could've just told me >"sorry anon I don't think I'm ready for this"Anytime in the past month and it would've been completely fine. Instead she had the gall to tell me this to my face in a public place, though of course because she's Asian she delivered it in a way that was both very cute and very blunt.At least she took half the check though, that pleasantly surprised me.
Kanye West is a fuckin fruit loop.
>>221945162LOL
>>221945471Were you there to see it
>>221945445idk man at least the slut walks were adult women. it's just weird seeing some guy obsessed with epstein or pedos and then his 12 year old daughter is wearing a thong bikini to the beach like what is even going on
the buttholes of little Argentine boys will never be the same when gay freak Theil starts prowling around the streets of Buenos Aries looking for gay chem sex parties with underage children
Inexplicable sudden bout of the ‘rrhea
>>221945555Save me a treat
Whens we getting another nvidia graphics card
>>221945499are you the real zoom zoom and not some faggot falseflagging as him?
>>221945499she wanted free dinner, duh
>>221945615>are you the real zoom zoom and not some faggot falseflagging as himCheck the archive. This is my actual tripcode I got last night.
>>221945645oh. hope you been well mate
>>221945641>she wanted free dinnerI thought so too but it was actually lunch and she paid for half of it.
>>221945664Shut the fuck up NIGGER
>>221945511He used to be great. It's too bad he lost his mind
>>221945296A couple years ago I would have been subtly day drinking in little amounts.
>>221945527Never seen a girl who looked underage dressed that scantily
>>221945613never nvidia isn't a company that makes GPU's anymoreAMD isn't either
What the HELL is happening with meI must have already shit out 2 litersNo feeling of discomfort or anything.I sat down and it started pouring out in waves.I think it’s over for now but I’ll remain on my throne for another minute just to make sure and then it’s off to the shower and then I’ll have to deep clean the bowl because those sharts were deadlyPictures for the highest bidder
>>221945752Do you wanna fuck my butt?
>>221945789You have food poisoning
>>221945789You're in the beginning throes of food poisoning.
>>221945789Imagine the smell
Let's be serious for a second. If you had a time machine would you go back in time and try to bang your young mom?
Kinda weird how all these AI companies were founded in the 60s and 70s huh
>>221945789>>221945794Nice pair of posts next to each other LOL!
>>221945817No I would go back 70 million years so I can see dinosaurs
>>221945789Get a doctor dude you might have severe constipation
>>221945842lol
Biggest shit I've ever done weighed over 30lbs
>>221945789This happened to me a couple years ago. I think I ate some cabbage that had something bad on it from sitting in the fridge too long. Sat down for a normal shit and passed water
>>221945796But I didn’t eat anything off todayPancakes with quark and strawberries but now that I’m typing this I did use a lot of xylitol as sweetener (was too lazy to grab the real sugar) so I’m guessing it’s that lol
*smoke alarm chirp*
>>221945868How do you know how much it weighed
>>221945850You laugh but this happens when you have an impacted colon. Water flows through without any solid waste getting by and you just shit like you have cholera.
>>221945885If it’s bacterial or whatever, it usually takes about 24hrs to kick in, so you’d want to assess what you ate yesterday, rather than today
*carbon monoxide detector chirp*
>>221945909Because I was weighed before and after (this was at the hospital when I was 9)
Took a second shower plus bath but i still faintly smell like lakewater and algae from yesterdays boating outing
*mega fart detector chirp*
>Go outside in NYC>Everyone is tall and attractive, out with their friends and gfs>Immediately get sad>Go back insideI need to move to a city where people are mediocre so I stand out. Chicago had cute plain jane White women and I was taller/same height and more attractive than most of the men there, so maybe I'll head there. Much more affordable too.
>>221945928did you forget to shit for a few weeks or something
>>221945723That's why RFK is banning SSRIs
i have no money, bitches, or respect
Once when I went to a Canadian Embassy abroad, they had put a "Hate Free Zone" sticker on their reception window like a 19-year-old college girl would put on her MacBook. It's beyond embarrassing knowing these are the people who represent you.
I go hard in the paint
>>221946006you bitchmade get out the paint, BOY
Wanted to tell the GF and walked to the bed but she was fast asleep :(
>>221945998>Hate Free Zonefew people hate americans more than canadian bureaucrats. maybe they're projecting,
>>221946019Take it back you big bully
>>221945961>RFKAre Foot Kraut?
Cancer can’t come soon enough
>>221945998every american embassy in every country in the world flies the LGBT flag, BLM flag, and the american flag side by side
>>221946097At least LGBT and BLM are elements of ZOGmerican soft power, or a humiliation ritual inflicted on the rest of the world. The shit at the Canadian embassy is still about American soft power, not Canadian.
>>221946049get tf out and shoot yo sissy lala 3 pointers, SON the paint ain't no place for a poser like you
/cum/ is a love free zone
>>221945868Does that come out as a 30ft snake, or is it giving birth to a 5yo child
going hard in the paint still despite the haterz
>>221946183It was like 2 toilet bowl fulls of diarrhea
Newsflash you're a worthless piece of garbage
>>221946176https://youtu.be/2MHhLDCJ57E
I feel a shit coming
Why do chuds love hatred and intolerance so much? Have you tried loving and tolerating your neighbor as you would yourself??
Let's Kill Canadians (LKC)
NEU!>>221946276>>221946276>>221946276
Bout to drain my guts here we gooooooooooooo
>>221946494>>221946494>>221946494
poo
>>221941868One if ny friends has JJ cups and once an old Indian woman at the market just openly grabbed both and said she should be a wet nurse
