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>>221951905You can't do that
>>221951866read the lyrics to the recordits about somewun who is sexually stunted and abnormal, sexually aggressive, emotionally cold and unfeeling and empty inside, also resulting in use of women as sex objects. controlling and covetous of women. prone to fits of rage with borderline personality disorder. someone who blames women for his problems. someone who is hankering on to this idea of the perfect woman but it is unobtainableits all in the lyricsread emits the incel concept album
fuck zoom zoom's tripfag ass
powerful
Spinny > Zoom zoom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97wvwuHUMCw
lol
why god why god do i gotta suffer
>>221951945straight up. nigga's a dime a dozen /pol/fag with no opinions of his own ya film me? rockabilly lookin ass. young bitch ass needs to be a soda jerk
>>221951974>rockabilly lookin asswhat does that even mean
Can everyone stop being trans and gay or whatever its getting kind of annoying
BRRR...I mean SKRRRTI didn't really mean that at all
Just learned what an etude is
>>221951882How come one of the teams don't have a goalie
Do you like ska?
that is of course a callback to Julian Casablancas' opening lines on 'New York City Cops'
>>221952018holy shit dude, arent you canadian
>>221952006hmm sounds gay. makes sense you would know about it
>>221952039Yeah
Sup fags we bitching about jeets tonight or what?
If you had a Canadian twink boy poop in the morning and then he took a shower and washed his butt with soap and didn't poop again throughout the day then by the end of his day his underwear and butt would smell like warm vanilla buttery pancakes covered in maple syrup. The buttery aroma is the salty sweat but there's no nasty aroma or poop smell because he cleaned his butt .
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/tD4HCZe-tew
if you have a lisp, don't make youtube videos
I am still laughing at calling my boss a cuck and saying fucking his wife was illegal because he would be fucking an animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40MvjFaTVzE
>>221951974>a dime a dozen /pol/fag with no opinions of his own ya film meNot true, I have some very unconventional opinions. For example I seriously think prostitution should be legalized fully.>rockabilly lookin ass. >young bitch ass needs to be a soda jerkKek this got me
>>221952170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcNpV5vNpt8
>>221952163That nigga is a gay nigga but he does make good videos even if he sucks cock.
>>221951918>use of women as sex objects. controlling and covetous of women. prone to fits of rage with borderline personality disorder. someone who blames women for his problems. someone who is hankering on to this idea of the perfect woman but it is unobtainableThis hasn't accurately described incels since at least COVID and probably before that. Something like I Like It When You Sleep, for You Are So Beautiful yet So Unaware of It is far, far better at capturing the incel essence.
>>221952194who gives a shit, he's not telling you to smoke cock
Hopefully I'm making it to church tomorrow, but I'm drinking a Coke at 8pm so it's unlikely.
>>221952208it's just hard to take gay people seriously when they're telling you about a car problem and the whole time it's like yeah I hear you man but do you seriously let a guy fuck you in the butt like for real nigga
And then I turned to my God and I saidGod, let there be riches and decadent pleasuresAnd things that can only be bought with pearlsAnd my God like an idol stared back at me uncaring
>>221952221Im watching it for pizza you clod, Im not thinking about who he has sex with
Went to target got nervous because it was filled with tall high schoolers that are probably making fun of me behind my back
I'm 30 and have the same amount of life experience as I did when I was 19
>>221952246Are you a neet
6AM. Time to go to sleep. *opens 4chan*
I wear Levi jeans. Is that ok?
time to filter sweden*filters sweden*
>>221952260I am now but I wasn't at 19 so I guess I've actually gotten worse
>>221952297Get your shit in order
Tell ChatGPT what your three favorite movies are, and to pitch a new movie designed specifically for you. Post results.
>>221952233I achieved unc status when I was getting out of my car on my way back from my 9 to 5, dressed like Dilbert or the guy from falling down, and some teenagers made monkey noises at meFunny, I was only like 23 at the time. I truly believe it is the job through which you become old
max got me wanting cafeteria pizza and choccie milk now
How's that soda taste?
>>221952356no
>Man at a Hollywood Blvd bus stop gets attacked and bit by a pit bull. In self defense, he stabs the dog. So naturally the pit bull owner and his crew stab and kill the victim.you will NEVER guess the race of these gentlemen
>>221952375I dont drink much soda. Im trying to keep myself free of HFCS(tho I slam 'zonas every week)
Embrace being a slobShovel lots of food and dips in your mouth, always drink beer, wear a grease stained wife-beater
>>221952389that's even worse nigga
>>221952383>Hollywood BlvdLatinX
>>221952295I'm a minnesotan bud
>>221952375Diet coke doesn't do this. Dietfags win again
>>221952396Ywnbaa you reek of swedishness
>>221952394not really
>>221952414I reek of gunsmoke and t-bone steak. You reek of new handbag smell, pal
>>221952375cool rock collection
>>221952395lol
>>221952356>Premise>West Texas, 1988.>A decades-long drought is destroying a rural county. The federal government is preparing to seize water rights through eminent domain for a massive reservoir project.>Three county commissioners—none of them particularly noble men—discover evidence that the reservoir study was deliberately falsified to benefit politically connected land speculators.>They have one week before the seizure becomes permanent.>Instead of exposing the fraud through legal channels, they decide to commit a crime.>They barricade themselves inside the county courthouse with the original survey records, refusing to release them until a congressional investigation is opened.>No hostages.>No demands for money.>Just a handful of aging local officials declaring that if the law won't protect the county, they'll violate the law to save it.>Halfway through the film, leaked documents reveal something devastating:>The reservoir project is actually necessary.>The environmental science is real.>The corruption is real too.>The county commissioners aren't fighting a lie—they're fighting a truth that has been exploited by corrupt people.>Now there is no clean side.>If they surrender, their county dies.>If they continue, they may prevent a project that would save millions of people from future water shortages.>After a tense standoff, the commissioners are arrested peacefully.>Years later, a congressional investigation confirms everything they alleged.>The corrupt officials go free because the statute of limitations has expired.>The commissioners serve prison time.>The reservoir is built anyway.>The final shot is one of the former commissioners standing on a hill overlooking the completed lake. The county he tried to save is underwater.>He still isn't sure whether he was right.>Roll credits.Sounds stupid
Tomorrow is my last full day in Montana I don't want to go back to shithole florida
The way it all changed makes me wanna cry
>>221952450fuck off we're full
>>221952455You live in Montana?
my song rn is daisies by justin bieber its so cute
>>221952443Was one of your favorite movies No Country for Old Men?
you ever make the mistake of looking at your old post and mega cringe
>>221952450>spends his time in the two best states>complainsfucking zoomers.
>>221952464yeah. bit rainy, innit?
>>221952453ahh cmon fuck a guy!
>>221952467
>>221952468I gave it Dog Day Afternoon, Breaker Morant, and Hell or High Water
got dirt in my eye yesterday and it still itches FML
>>221952473Florida is the best at being a steaming pile of shit >>221952475Yeah and I love it are you near glacier park?
>>221952505>Florida is the best at being a steaming pile of shitfoolishness. pure foolishness. it is a tropical paradise.
>>221952482HOWITS SCIENTIFICALLY CATCHY AND UPBEATHOW CAN THAT MAKE ME A HOMOSENSUAL??SAY THAT TO MY FACE.YOU WOULD NEVER YOU DONT HAVE IT IN YOU
>>221952512Tropical shithole full of mulattos and jews
>>221952092Clean butts just smell like skin
>>221952515nigga youre listening to Justin beiber in the big 26, you gay af
My gf is going to break up with me soon I just feel it. I'm going to cheat on her before she has a chance to break up with me.
>>221952531Smash that pussy so hard no man would want it
>>221952528its true i havent had a women in year and my sexual frustration is mounting
>>221952521just live in one of the nice areas it's that simple
>>221952531Good plan, like quitting a job before they fire you
>>221952540GOD I love tatziki sauce so much. Wish I could put it on everything
>>221952531get her pregnant and THEN dump her that would be the ultimate prank
>>221952540>Just live in the rich area bro!Shut your bitch ass up, I've seen how nice society could be if it was majority white and now I have to go back to the racial jungle of florida
>>221952505indeed. I can see into the mountains of GNP off my back deck. You picked a weird week to visit weatherwise though. it's normally not that humid and full of lightning storms.
>>221952555>Shut your bitch ass upIf you love white society so much then why do you speak in nigger ebonics
>>221952570bodied that low class freak
>>221952570Because it's funny
Pepsi milk
I've been to Florida vacation resorts many time and they were wonderful, dunno what this fag is talking about
>>221952580Not really it just makes you sound like a dorky wigger larping as a nigger
>>221952592Whatever hoe
I don't like places that are too hot
I find it indefensible that we men should fear death. HAIL THE OMNISSIAH!
>>221952605
nothing wrong with shopping at goodwill, thats where I get cheap mice, keyboards, and GH guitars
>>221952568>I can see into the mountains of GNP off my back deck.Wow you must be rich
>>221952603>hoeMore uncouth nigger vernacular. This is very unbecoming of a young man of high society
Dad sent me a pic of some rabbits
Fuck racism
>>221952632ima send ur sister a pic of my penis
How about the mountains of AGP
How about mountains of wayne
>>221951867>Need roommates to leave Florida >Gonna be leaving after my remedial classes
>>221952632That means he wants to fuck you like a rabbit
_______ tongue my anus?
Remedial-ass gameplay
>>221952647I don't think Shakira would approve of that
>>>/vg/568877104why is jason posting this anti semetic dog whistle?!i thought he was a lgbtqiaa+ positive neoliberal now
now spinning: John Coltrane-Tanganyika Strut
I hate when they got it all blocked off
>>221952654wanna tongue my anus?
thinking about watching anime
fuck
miserable posts miserable night
lentils are going
Was his name always Croagunk? I thought it was Frogunk
>>221951867just came back from the backrooms zoomkino, it's pretty ok
Dairy Queen used to be good
>>221952618well you can see into it from a large part of the valley. but yeah there are tons of richfags here.When I was a kid though it was just mostly normal people. place went wild after covid
mmm-mmm dem bones
>>221952744even the last iteration of that image is like 6 years old now. What would it even be? X the everything app references? India?
I never fixed it or figured it outand that's okay
my baseball team AND soccer team lost bigly today
>>221952758just a pitch black square.
/cum/ is dead tonight
>>221952774I feel for you anon. My baseball team blew a four run lead in the ninth inning today.
>>221952781Everyone is at the club bro
>>221952782why does it only happen to the good guys
>>221952789nah, i can really feel this general is slowly dying like the other ones here.
>>221951928Is that really what he looks like?
>>221952797Haha just to punish us I guess.
>>221952796yeah that seems about right.
>>221952632Based dad
Eating like a king right now
>>221952774>>221952782By my team do yall mean like you play with them?
My poop smells like the soft shell crab I ate yesterday
>>221952833
stoop boy is afraid to leave his stoop
>>221952774My baseball team and soccer team both won very convincingly today
Her vagina smell good like a turd. It made my pp hard. I made a turd on her belly and she rubbed it on her boobs. I said her boobs smelled like her vagina. She laughed sheepishly. Then I made sex on her smelly boobs and vagina and it was good
I don't like loud vehicles
>>221952767Me
>>221952856Uh huh, alright
corr propa mental how wun can micaptcha like 3 times in a row and hafta wait pike 30 minutes to post>>221952206umm okay then hes not an incel but a misogynist paychopath charactee
got my batman sweatpants on
>>221952904Comfy
>>221952708phwoarexcellent kittingtonshire diss>>221952823phwoara cute kittingotn
>>221952826remember thr balck dude who did food reviews in his car and went viral after doing 5 guys and talking about ghetto grocery bags
>>221952926Did he die?
All the sudden my throat hurts and I have a headache
>>221952933dunnohe could havei wouldnt know
>>221951867Tiny ass stick arms btw
>>221952967shave your pits, tarzan
dat feelin where cant remember what was garn docorr love diss meme in the picso funny
>>221952981I want to kiss her so bad
for a bagel that went viral
