Limmy edition
poo
>>221952275good edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggsYK0bZb6sMe putting the chicken nuggies in the air fryer
nth for the holodem
alri
>>221952293...alri
>>221952290mooms back to her groove soon
>>221952293wg1
eyes feel heavy
>>221952275My former boss is still pissed off at me for calling him a cuck and saying his dick didn't work
>>221952334you know what else feels heavy
Childwall Avenue, Wavertree, 1900 and 2026
In Russia witchcraft is illegal.It used to be illegal in America also but not anymore but it should be.
>>221952338everythingi can't fight gravity anymore i'm just going to collapse into a puddle of poo
>>221952336why did you say such a hurtful thing? are you some sort of bully?/brit/ is a NO BULLY general
>>221952345Cars ruin everything again award
>>221952347*casts a spell on you*
Carno Street at Picton Road, Wavertree, 1950 and 2026
>>221952358I was about to quit and he was an asshole so I just told him to his face that he likes to sit and watch like back home also me telling him that El Salvador doesn't want him back
>>221952349my cock x
Very good dnb track!https://youtu.be/uN50CbNPDw4
>>221952364mad how fucking UGLY urban places in this country arelove living in the countryside me
Reminder that HBC took Daniel Radcliffe's virginityPer the reunion special from a while ago:>Helena brings up a love note Daniel wrote her after she asked for his autograph>"Dear HBC, it was a pleasure being your costar and coaster, in the sense that I always ended up holding your coffee," the note reads. "I do love you and I just wish I'd been born 10 years earlier. I might've been in with a chance. Lots of love and thanks for being cool.">Radcliffe hesitated reading that last part, but Carter encouraged him with a laugh. "You can share," she said.>"Isn't it nice? I shall always treasure that. That is in my toilet, Dan," she added.And he's also said elsewhere:>I lost my virginity to an older woman. I won't say who. But the age difference you might find surprising.
Did you know that over 60% of the Amazon rainforest is still unexplored by humans?
>>221952397Amazon rainforest? Completed it mate.
>>221952397So do they think there could be more uncontacted tribes in there or nah
>>221952388it's not fair lads
>>221952397bet there's lot of trees and little monkeys
>>221952397let's get out there and start chopping ladsit's the adventure of our time
You probably wouldn't guess it, but this is in fact in Michigan!
Anybody watch the backrooms movie? Some reason it reminded me of my childhood. Very weird
>>221952421waaw
>>221952426noi'm not a retarded zoomer you see
>>221952426Jay Dyer was doing a livestream on liminal spaces and backrooms and he liked my philosophical analysis of The Twilight Zone which I explained was a liminal space with a different name and he agreed.
Can you help us find Katia? Katia, aged 14, was last seen in Harris Park on Friday 29 May 2026.
>>221952421Haven you discovered that one cool lighthouse that's in Lake Superior?
>16 degrees>objectively not hot>still sweating my bollocks offdon't even get it there's no escape from this torture
I'm jew screaming tonight lads, instead of poo screaming
>>221952461thanks for the heads up, would have looked like a dickhead if i said poo screaming without this memo
Really need a poo but I’m going to be stuck on a coach for the next four hoursPray for me lads :/
>>221952388love the extras episode where he's 17 and literally acts like a horny teenager like he's come off the inbetweeners 10/10 telly
alri lads
>>221952435Even the name twilight zone describes an in between time where it is not really day and not really night. Liminal is all like marginal and on the boundaries. That is what it means. Aristotle wrote about thus.In Medieval Europe they understood that the boundaries of things are where the normal rules break down and anomalies happen.
>>221952502what is he like!>>221952484what caused this
Gen Z has a very strange relationship with atheism.When I say strange I mean reasonable.
>>221952493never seen thatl, might give it a cheeky watch
>>221952397I've got no business being there.
>>221952530give all of extras a cheeky watchit's a great showeach episode the celebrity of the week is written to be a horrific version of themselveslove patrick stewart's episode me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M
love how grim it all isamor fati
>>221952517Late flight, sucked on too many coffees
>>221952520Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins and Alex O'Brien and Neil Degrasse Tyson are very stupid foolish people who know nothing about philosophy. Jay Dyer would pwn them all in a debate.
>>221952561I thought coffee made you shit
>>221952573It does I’m desperately trying to hold one in
El Grande vs El Grande was kino
google ai on a mad one
I lost my virginity to a prostitute and had a great time. I was 17, she was 22.
>>221952506For example, gnomes and elves and other supernatural creatures typically would appear on the edges of things such as a river bank or the corner of a house.
>>221952590OHH I thought you said you have been laying on your couch for four hours, now I understand.
>>221952502alri matey
>>221952604why do you just reply to yourself again and again even when nobody is responding
>>221952598might do this
do brits drink jagermeister
>>221952634yh
>>221952440my little weather widget says its 12c right now and i swear its just gaslighting me
>>221952641but not fireballs i hope
Whats the brit equivalent of Spanish tapas? What food do you order when you go to the pub
>>221952634no
If I wanted to hear a drunk guy go “yeah YEEAAAH” I’d listen to 90s Metallica.
Why can't Arsenal win the Champions League?
>>221952731drunk guys don't go "yeah YEAHHH" anymoreit's all "thas what im talmbout"
>>221952745not as good as psg
Sleepy time. Good night frens.
https://voca.ro/1c1nIpoZZHxR
>>221952731Pretty sure James still goes YEAAAAHH YEAAAAHH
>>221952745>PSG winning both coin tosses for the shootoutrigged that is bloody rigged
>>221952760https://soundcloud.com/kcclips/hetfield-grunts
https://voca.ro/12RWA4wfknYW
Ngl I hate Florida so much I wouldn't mind moving to Australia or New Zealand
>>221952813Based
had a dream that I bumped into a mate from highschool that I haven't seen in about 15 years and we walked arm in arm around a parkwhat a bizarre place for my mind to go to
>>221952667nutscrispsscotch eggpork scratchings
>>221952851I sometimes have had dreams where I'm with a girl I knew in early secondary school or primary school but we're a couple.One of them was in a garden of edenqesue place and we were sat by a small meandering brook. Another with another girl I knew but on a sofa and I started snogging her but she wanted me to stop
>>221952889but it's not like I've seen him recently or been reminded of him, I haven't thought about him at all since finishing highschool but my brain pulled him out from some dark recess of my memory. Very strange
>>221952851>and we walked arm in arm around a park
>>221952925I can be affectionate with a male friend without it being gay, anon. I did always have a feeling he swung that way though, he was a bit of a softlad that almost exclusively hung around with girls
Today I found out that I'm actually 28 years old instead of just 27 years young.
4 hours until I can buy the croissants
>>221952940>I can be affectionate with a male friendyea i bet you can *caresses your arse cheek "without it being gay"*
>>221952982Bit gay that.
>>221952982don't you have some coke deals to make
the sausages? yeah they're on
done my washing up and made a coffee
>>221953012Corr
>>221952275>Limmy editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GWn6HMLHFQmy favourite character of his, a victim of addiction
>>221953012Sausages are disgusting goyslop
>>221953085alri muhammad
>>221953090they got beef sausages (not as good desu)
>>221953090>Eating goyslop to own the jewsRightoids are braindead
>>221953085I get high quality ones from the butcher x
>>221953108yea i bet
>>221952750corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh my goodness gracious!!!!
sucking my morn ‘ffee
>>221953016Wendys doesn't taste good anymore
that webm made my heart race!!!
>>221953136god i would love to break those straight...
>>221952750shota only btw
sup chooms, hope everything is nova
>>221952598i'm planning to stay a virgin for the rest of my life
everything reminds me of tim
>>221953136¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Watch this, chuds
¯_(ツ)_/¯
>>221953100No one said anything about Jews Hamza
hello i hate women
rewatching boogie v frank hassle on the killstream
I need to lock in and start making moves so I can secure a chubby ethnic gf and a trailer in the trailer park and secure a future for the amerimutt race and a future for amerimutt children
rush rush get the yayo
>>221953201ruby looks so peng here
where would you live ignore the weird ai pic
A valdal
>>221953260inside ur mum lmao
peenor, don't hear that much anymore do you today I went to work on my peenor
>>221953260d
>>221953260D
>>221953271That though uou vikan vs valdal?
>>221953260fine with b
>>221953278>>221953279why D
>>221953288don’t like change so i’d rather stay where i’m at
>Sverigetråden dogmashallah
Rorkes aulfella taking a knee for Henry nowak
>>221953260B even though it's naturemogged I'm American and France, Britain and Spain understand what it is to be a pioneer, a trailblazer, a dreamer, a lover and a king. Germans are bordering on fully human but the other ones are just a bunch of FAGS!
it's so over for the opps in june
>>221953346wot about greece and italy and that
>>221953364they make good salads
>>221953288Sweden is rich and probably the best place to live and personally I think it's the place I'd take to the best
>>221953364Who? It's not 400 AD bro
>>221953328it’s been dead for a while hasn’t it
might go a walk
skibidi ohio
>>221952750taking the full force of my will not to download this on my laptop
>>221953441no one will know, it'll be our little secret :)
>>221952275>>221952286tuned into his twitch stream once and he was demanding an apology from someone in his chat for being transphobicthe scottish are odd creatures
>>221953458British men are very gay and love being bummed
it's the money
Posting porn unprompted in a thread full of men is indian-like behavior
MILF
>>221953260Going D here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFSFOaSJyaI
>>221953483gingernonce used to be much, much, much, MUCH worse. Now he just comes to post that and asian women
>>221952440>>221952646fat
horseberg
>>221953260A
>>221953522mogs me to death
>>221953515I have a pic of his retarded speccy face from when he used to be known as catyank. Too lazy to get up on my pc though
>>221953522give him a tickle on the chin for me, eh
>>221953531Gingernonce and cat yank are the same person?
>>221953522get him strokedget him fed
https://i.ylilauta.org/90/14/901487413869dd06.mp4
>>221953522He eating
>>221953543we’re off for yet another horse jumping competition, so he’ll get pets and fed if and only if he preforms well
>>221953536Yeah and he gets very angry any time his multiple cripplingly autistic personalities are linked together
What is the psychology of men who work in HR?
>>221953548Looks good keep posting them
>>221953558infiltrated, in service of their fellow white man i hope
>>221953553how high can he jump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_SsbuYnsjc
>>221953557Mental. I've posted cats itt too but now I'm scared people will think I'm that guy if i do.
>>221953558femdom
injured my arm a little bit now I can't go to the gym :/
>>221953603think the rock gets injured and doesn't go to the gym?
>>221953615yes all the time probably
>>221953571right now we’re doing 70-80cms, but he’s been able to jump 100cmstill only 5 years old the little man
>>221953622oh... drink tequila!
>>221953633don't tell me what to do. never tell me what to do
>>221953661*tells you what to do*now what?
crazy how i can type something and some fellas in france and sweden will see itthe internet might be too powerful for the common man's own good
reality is soul-crushing
burped and it tasted like weetbix
>>221953665that’s why i prefer it to be anonymous, imagine everyone in the world being able to “know” who you are while posting about poo and the such
>>221952590>>221952606i'm seeing doublefour spaintwats!
caught I woman staring at me but I don't know if it means she fancies me or simply glancing in my direction because I'm a incellious worm
>>221953667this is why we invented booze desu
>>221953474>>221953490>>221953548hmm yes, the jury finds her innocent of all counts
>>221953522Horsbjorg
>>221953699that's why we invented all these abstractions and fantasies and copesthe cold hard truth isn't very appealing
>>221953667true
i think reality is quite awesome aside from the fact im a timid cowardly evil incel freak
>>221953712what makes us humani'll take it desu
>>221953712grow up pussy
>>221953723pscrtim
seems like they’ve finally removed comments from spotify, fucking thank you
>>221953703dafuq
>>221953694probably just another potential soulmate but you've blown your chance because you're scared of being rejected. well there is always tomorrow!
rorke never wanted to be the king
>>221953726how about i cut you down to size
nth for the baddiedem
>>221953736since you want to wallow in self pity like an angsty teen i'll give you a wedgie and put you head-first into a toilet, little fag schoolboy
visited lascaux as a kid on a school tripkind of got to me, the hand printsthey were reaching out to us
>>221953749gotta recognize the facts to overcome them keyboard warrior
>>221953730foid drama, both are still streaming. the chart is agenda biased don't take it seriously
>>221953712you were on to something only to end on nihilistic tripe
>>221953754>boo hoo poor me life sux :(selfish little runt. i hope you aren't older than 20
>>221953762
>>221953766selfishness is good, why should i care about the biomass?
>>221953793the biomass cares about you
will be spending the morning making trippy videos to watch while on shrooms
>>221953779x
>>221953490>>221953548All that tarting herself up just to take photos of her fanois in her condo kitchen
>>221953762don't understand what point this image is making other than simps gonna simp
wearing a t shirt that's too big for me and it makes me look like a dentist
Why are lower class people always shouting
>>221953812
someone has shrunk my toaster it used to have 4 slots now there are only 2
>>221953827Idk they do that here too. White trash and ghetto black people are loud as hell
>>221953812big boobies
>>221953827they grew up in big families where you had to shout to be noticed
The old man in the psych ward keeps calling everyone nigger and paki
>>221953864is he wrong?
>>221953864um why are you in a psych ward
>>221953827noticed it in cities like glasgow they're always shouting someones name down the streets like the start of 28 days later or when i would lose my mum and dad in asda
>>221953864ktim
>>221953869Criminal damage and GBH (self defence)>>221953867Well nearly all the staff are Africans
>>221953886shouldn’t you be in prison or are you a mental spastic as well?
>>221953827They are a beastly "people"
>>221953886do you feel kinship with timboth lunatics under the thumb of the bames
only a week or two away from being able to do the val kilmer in tombstone moustache
The main garbage landfill of New Delhi is the Ghazipur dump site, a towering mountain of rotting filth and pollution that spreads sickness and disease for five kilometers around. The 8.2 million metric ton abomination is a festering carbuncle on the abdomen of New Delhi, bloated with a congealed pus of heavy metals, toxic aerosols, battery waste, corrosive acid, burning plastic, and biohazards.Ghazipur is the archetype of open dump sites found in South Asia and the Pacific Rim. Lesser abominations can be found in The Philippines, Indonesia, Thailand, Bangladesh, Pakistan, and coastal Africa. The more the Third World swells in population, the more it will become an archipelago of polluted megacities. For example, the projected population of Lagos, Nigeria is 88 million people by year 2100.
>>221953907Well I’ve got a personality disorder >>221953921No I keep myself in my own lane
>>221953926grim grim grim grim
stil screming at this post about tims swollen feet
casting magic spells
>>221953956Kek
the owls wont shut the fuck up
The scenes around the dump on a typical day can only be described as, “eschatological.” The mountain lords over East Delhi, like the ebon fortress of the Horseman of Pestilence.Across 74 toxic acres feasts an endless army of sick and vicious dogs, roaches, rats, feral pigs, and wandering cattle. The strays that haunt India’s dump sites are vicious, and are happy to spread disease to each other through violence if victory rewards them a greater portion of the chunky slop.Ghazipur, and the other garbage mountains like it, are a major biohazard due to the enormous amounts of pests they attract. Every day, ragpicker mothers and their tagalong children come into contact with diseased animals, and these dumps are a global risk for zoonotic epidemics. In the excellent documentary, “Wiped Out,” by independent filmmaker Mahesh Maanas, a stray dog can be seen foraging around the Brahmapuram dump with an enormous cranial ulcer on its head, with its brain fully exposed to the environment.
>>221953968atheistically blocking them
give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you
>>221953864most sane man in england
>>221953975What a hoot they must be having
Omnipresent above dump, swirls a dark maelstrom of tens of thousands of vultures, attracted to the putrid odor for miles around. The wretched kites carry away scraps of waste from the dump for miles around, spreading sickness wherever the winds carry them. On especially “ripe” days, the stench attracts so many carrion birds, the swarm completely blots out the sky. Cattle, feral pigs, and dogs chew upon the filth, clearly diseased from the rotting slime they scavenge on. A chittering carpet of rats, roaches, and other vermin swarm over the leaking carbuncle, handed a smorgasbord of pus to eat and birth in. Like the plagues of Egypt, the slums surrounding Ghazipur are permanently infested with flies and ratsWhen the furnaces of Hell below get a little too hot for the comfort of their demonic operators, they flare off excess heat into our world through Ghazipur’s burning fissures. So much methane is generated within the foul depths of the abscess, that explosions and fires are an everyday occurrence. The mountain is almost certainly on fire right now, and even if not, it is guaranteed to be smoldering below the surface.There is no shortage of combustible fuels stored within these dump sites, such as plastic, batteries, e-waste, and petroleum distillates. The whole mountain is a sleeping fireball waiting for a spark. Nothing like a few dozen lithium-ion batteries, mercury-cell batteries, a garbage bag of old rags soaked in aluminum paint, and a hundred rusted cans of since-banned pesticide to light the party off with a bang!
>>221953980time for stoics and nietzcheans to put their money where their mouth is and move here to embrace life
>>221953924why would you want the gayest moustache instead of a based Sam Elliot one
Feckless Bames would be a good name for a punk band
i've been in jail several times but never got sectioned.
>>221954022im a wee twink you see
>>221953818change in a vtuber fan's perspectivein 2016 enjoying the character played on the screen. akin to Kizuna AI where she would perform short funny content. the fan is being entertained by the anime character2025 is the fan watching longer form of content, here the vtuber is yapping about her life and the youtube bar implying the viewer is spending hours of a day listening to a vtuber's voice. the icons showing her yapping about buying a house and going on holiday. the third icon is the killer, while the vast majority of vtubers keep silence on their relationships. whether she mentions it or not the probability of the charismatic vtuber with enough of a pull to attract an audience over years and enjoy such experiences like buying a house and going on holiday, there's a high chance she's hitched. the poor fan is deep in a parasocial rut and no longer desires the funny anime girl but the woman herself2026 is him abandoning his the vtuber he's parasocially attached to instead choosing to watch bunnyAYU swinging her fat tits about and subbing to her fansly
>>221954064I was in jail 3 times before they sectioned me
why is this nigga always awake so early
>>221954081How long were you in the bin
>>221954076>instead choosing to watch bunnyAYUgoon to bunny*
>>221954083he scores early bed times
>>221954092LOL
>>221954076bet your life is dull as fuck
>>221954083someone should introduce him to /sp/, I think he'd enjoy posting there
>>221954088Loony bin? Must be 2-3 years now
>>221954081*gives you an IEP*
>>221954108Im not retarded
>>221954107You should blog about bin life on xiteur and become a thread icon. I like all the thread icons here like tim, mark, aldi woman
>>221954081bizarre. granted my stints were only for fighting and public intoxication, but the loony bin was never a real possibility
refuse to believe they let nutcases in asylums have access to phones and the internet, bizarre larp
>>221954124They diagnosed me with aspd somehow
>>221954127Inmates in American prisons get phones and tablets, mainly by bribing the guards who also bring them fentanyl and McDonald's.
>>221954144why dont you just behave
>>221954144how old were you?
sweden, home
>>221954083his glasses really are excellent
>>221954151done him
>>221954151I can, haven’t had any instances in a month >>221954157Around 25
>>221954083Is he a virgin
>>221954166lame shithole
cut my mouth on a dorito
>>221954178Pakis rape a child and get out in 8 months but they got you banged up 2 years for havin a spergy. That's our country for you I tell you.
>>221954185he nonced his nephew so probably not
>>221954193it not rite
>>221954100my undiagnosed adhd makes normal life a rush
>>221954191this is my last resort
New spargohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbt_jhIYQVo
making a fresh batch of cold brew x
Everywhere I go I am brutally raped
>was sat>whinged>half pastfunny little language
>>221954198not rite atoll is it
>>221954211yeah x
>>221954216Hiya Fred
*aura*
>>221954189seems my superiority has led to some jealousy
>>221954211ktim
playing through asscreed 1got to say, the mentor is REALLY loving that ball
Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun (Slowed)
>>221954252Patriot
>>221954193One time I kind of forced myself on a girl when she was saying “we have to use protection” but she started to enjoy it and wanted me to keep going when I nearly busted inside her
>>221954252Welcome to America. Enjoy Costco.
sc
>>221954259She asked for it didn't she. You did no wrong lad.
I'd be more open to the mormons if they weren't such uptight freaks and let their nuts hang once in a while. Catholics? Alcoholism. Wife beating. Poverty. Soul. Proddies? Humble buildings, humble people, obesity. Mormons are too polished and robotic.
Got my woke cock out
fares maaate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miz7MSeg6EU
bit of an oxymoron isn't it
>>221954332little lizard fella
Out for a walk me
>>221954332battled a few of these niggas in volcano manor
britain has native lizards
Would love to huff her farts.
>>221954211alri attractive blonde girl backpacking through India
new >>221954403
>>221954178if youve been to jail 3 times and going a month without having a violent spack attack is notable for you, you might genuinely be a psychopath
you're on borrowed time sunshine
>>221954370and they're beautiful
