Hyperphantasia edishThoughtcrime : >>221916270
Bonġu.
Turnout higher than 2022; counting starts at 9am.
Good morning, sisters.>>221945438>I'm actually going to US to work on a jew summer camp later next month.For how long will you be staying? Will you only stay close to wherever that camp is or will you be allowed to travel a bit?
Incel morning /med/.>>221953205Get a new joke.
>>221953849Incel morning to you too, sir
Why were the doctors and engineers burning Paris last night? Football?>>221953951Lol.
Literally me.>>221953964Mum was surprised of the activity in her little town when PSG won.Doubt there was much problems, it was more like actual celebration though.
Mid-jump
>>221953996I saw some videos that looked more like a riot and less like a celebration.
To our weirdo-picker.>>221954013In Paris-region and brown areas, for sure.
>>221954035It did say Paris.
The counting process has started.
Good morning med, temperatures dopped, it feels good>>221947247No nothing, she wanted to go rooning to train for the obstacle race in 3 weeks but we couldn't because it was too hot, let's hope we can do it this week, just spending time with her is already a treat.
>>221954295To answer you Momster, to me a MoMoment is simply a Momo moment like having a big ass nap. Things you do.
>>221954310I have big ass naps against my will though, don't like having them
Magyanon's future
>>221954394Didn't he say his dadberg was a chud ?
>>221953951Sent G-man flying
Heated arguments in the counting hall among representatives of the parties over dubious voting ballots. Looks like a Chiv II match, with the blue vs red and all.
>>221954417probably, but if he's smart he'll realise you're not put on this earth to please your mumberg and dadbergsending those two freaks flying is part of growing up
i cannot find a gay barber in my city
>>221954394giwtwm but ain't happening cuz 'tism o algo>>221954417He is really chuddy. Though more of a boomer chud than a real chud, so as long as the telly and the zucc (facebook) tell him that some bad thing is actually le good he will believe it.He would probably never talk to me if he knew that I'm also attracted to men. Would probably think lowly of having a black gf but he wouldn't go batshit crazy and never talk to me again.>>221954540>you're not put on this earth to please your mumberg and dadbergMe not telling them that I think about throbbing cocks does not actually count as pleasing them thoughbeit.
>>221954394btw no happy couple posts like thisreal happy couples talk about how retarded their partner is
>>221954617Anon, I...
>>221954598Better start having your own house or appartment and have chocosex
Love on the battlefield.
We might be getting some first indications soon.
No footie until World Cup now
>>221954927Just learned about ABBA.
Hello medsters>>221953205Ultra based. Wint edish? I post, simple as
>>221955155Dead party.
>>221955182Don't know about this fella, but I knew you'd like it.Several pictures for (You) in the thread btw.
>No indications yetIntriguing.
>>221955190Should have been their campaign spot : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0
>>221953951kek, good shit>>221954598>Me not telling them that I think about throbbing cocksGolly, I hope you hide your twink cum folder well bud. Imagine the blowout>>221955206I saw yeah! A glorious morning for good OC and mémés t bh.Also wint is an OG 4chan shitposter (and that other anglo website where niggas troll lolcows that eludes me atm) who transitioned into twitter to become a public shitposter and get actually paid for it. He's been a modern jester for years now. He lost it recently, started getting really into israel shit but he still funny. I wanna buy his book
>>221955295Just googled and apparently he's not anonymous anymore fr frAlso >>221954057, and ofc you saw the compostelle one
Also it's that time of the year fella. I'd be pretty curious of Brunester's one but he would never doxx himself (wisely, might I add)
Looks like a PL win.>>221955225Yeah.
>>221955320Wtf, maybe I forgot, you're part Corsican?
>>221955325>Looks like a PL win.
>>221955325But too early to tell, I guess. There's already fireworks lmao.
>>221955345Just speculation at this point.
>>221955317Yeah he came out a few years ago.This nigga got that internet culture, low middle class background and high IQ that makes other like Sam Hyde and Shane Gillis very funny>>221955331Yeah I grew up on the peaks on Vizzavona. I don't talk about it much because my parents betrayed the cause after a string of murders in the area. We had to relocate to the mainland and change names.No but seriously, it's just the template that highlights regions of the home country that you never visited. All the dark red areas I've been too, it leaves Corsica and the Norf that I never went to.
Some subhuman shooting fireworks off his roof, scaring the parrot.
me and portuchad according to this thread>>221955382you have a parrot? thats so coolfuck fireworks
>>221955370kek, i was confused as you told me you're francilian scum, and now i was like he's a norf-corsican mulatto? gave me the ick
>>221955419sheiit, i wanted to make an edish out of this
Yesterday night I watched Ghostwatch and it's the most based thing the BBC has ever done.Airing a prank horror show the night of Halloween and terrorising thousands of viewers.It holds well as a horror movie and is genuinely spooky. I can only imagine watching it primetime at 10yo thinking that shit is real.Some poor retarded guy actually killed himself from it apparently, sad.
Good day sirs
>>221955419They're fine at a distance, of which we shoot plenty during summer, but shooting them in a residential area is stupid.
>>221953205I have hyperphantasia. Pretty cool.
>>221955441>Eighteen-year-old factory worker Martin Denham, who suffered from learning difficulties and had a mental age of 13, died by suicide five days after the programme aired. The family home had suffered with a faulty central heating system which had caused the pipes to knock; Denham linked this to the activity in the show, causing him great worry. He left a suicide note reading "if there are ghosts I will be ... with you always as a ghost". At least he avoided being a wagecuckbut he also missing on pussy, as a retard chad, not only he would get it, buy would totally avoid all the bullshit by being retarded
>>221955470we have a folk fest here twice a year and they spend every night shooting fireworks like 1km from city center lolso glad i moved to the suburbs
Labour is stressing that it is not a done deal.
>>221955534Then again, it was smaller stuff, unlike the bigger bombs we're used to.
>>221955422I would never lie to a true frankish brother.All of my ancestors are provincial cattle: aveyronnais, landais, bretons and alsaciens mostly.Got one drop of mystery blood from a great great great grandma from Murcia which lowers my pedigree but it has never been confirmed.>>221955493The suicide note is cute and sad.Maybe pussy wasn't on his mind, seemed like ghosts took more space. My foster family in Australia had a high functioning retard son and he was pretty based. He worked in a warehouse, was forklift certified and even had his driving licence I think. Spent his time woolking the dog around town and I accompanied him, it was cozy. Fella was older than me and seemed quite happy with his lot. Hope he's doing alright and that he got retard pussy
>>221955555You mean the ones that got dropped on you, faggot? Yeah, I remember. Still assmad about that, huh?
>>221955382Poor parrot, hope he's alright. Funny how you both hate the fella and feel protective of him>>221955581get out of the thread, you smeel like SHIT, I'm not kidding. Boiled cabbage smelling nigga
>>221955581Your glorious reich lost, faggot.
Big celebrations in the counting hall by Labourites. 4th consecutive win.>>221955602Not "hate", but whatever.
2 funerals: one for PN and the other for the nation.
>>221955721>>221955673RIP, maybe next time
Win by a 18k margin, so yeah, as predicted.
>>221955777Meaning a win, but a smaller margin, but the biggest win is getting a 4th consecutive win which is a first.
There was a vote for which city should host Eurovision next year and thank god it wasn't my city and they picked Sofia. But I do expect an influx of tourists here, hopefully some foreign qts will come party.
>>221955581what bombs were dropped on malta?
>>221955829If this certified by Bvllgacel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzy2dgEUOhYI remember this song and it gives me a comfy vibe, like when I was playing MMORPG.
>>221955832WWII
>>221955863This is a bit more mainstream from the stuff I play but It was a hit can't deny, I think I have some remixes from back in the day. I actually prefer the original from 1990 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM
>>221955777Number not yet official.
>>221955820vghh. We could watch guro OVAs together but she'd rather suck chad dick...
No more holidays until July 14th
>>221956043Not an anime guy but this actually looks good, love the animation style.
>>221954317When you don't snooze, you lose.
>>221956106no more parties in LAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnMuFqsmYSE&t=33s
>>221956109I love old horror anime/manga, they've got a very strong visual identityIf you're into it, I got a lot of these pictures from this old /x/ threadhttps://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/29426353/I you like very graphic but artistic horror/gore stuff, check out Shintaro Kago too>>221954317Based Momo, hate naps too
>>221956174How was the party yesterday btw??https://youtu.be/UQEKxFdBzSk?si=rLra1hexPDn2bYUN
Honestly I don't know how this stuff works, as there's still a lot yet to be counted.
>>221956229>I you like very graphic but artistic horror/gore stuffNever been into it but might get into it lol Thanks for the link. >Shintaro KagoDamn bro is talented, is there anything based on his drawings?The only thing I've watched is Cowboy Beep Boop and I liked it actually, but tat's not horror obviously. >>221956244>How was the party yesterdayIt was good actually, better than expected >>221932735>https://youtu.be/UQEKxFdBzSk?si=rLra1hexPDn2bYUNNow this is a jam!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXaj--QJa9c
>>221956294Samples, yes, but well, whatever.
PN might've won Gozo back, which is what I was predicting.
>>221956229Lot of cool stuff in that /x/ thread btw.
>>221956458>In-Nazzjon Għawdxi>Maltoids OUT>foreigners OUT
ello ladsthe big test is tomorrow>>221953802around 2 months of work and than 30 days free time until the visa runs out, they arranged for housing in the nearby city and I am free on weekends and evening to do whatever. pretty sweet deal . >>221953979vgh
>>221956529>the big test is tomorrowGood luck bro
>>221956520Lol.
>>221953849"no no word isn't funny" is the worst andalusian take>>221956389>>221956468no problem fren!>is there anything based on his drawings?not much, he really is his own thing, you'll only find his manga for that. As a wider thing, the mix of eroticism and violence or "ero guro" is a freakazoid style that is very taboo, even in Japan so you don't see it in many things, apart visual novels and japanese movies.A pioneer of the genre is Blind Beast, it's a very cool movie, very disturbing.It's the kind of things I can't really talk about irl without being considered a freak>>221956529It's gonna be fine dorfbro, good luck. Also which US state are you going to stay in?
>>221954596My dad's take is that all barbers are gay to begin with. They probably just don't want to fuck you.
No wonder the early election.
>>221956779>>221956881thanks ladsI don't think there are that many of us going to that city so I'll just say on the east coast
im wasting my weekend playing poo2 of exile
To be fair on PN, their leader in particular who has been leading them for just six months, if the projected vote gap is correct, then they managed to reduce it significantly.
Dishwasher wont close. It's over...>>221956881Will check it out. But first I will download that GenoCyber, it's the coolest on looking.
From the live footage from the counting hall - and this is something I've noticed in previous elections as well - one can notice that there is more cross-party voting than one might imagine.
By the way, before that American mongrel interjected, by "bigger bombs" I was referring to fireworks, not the the shellings that Germany and Italy conducted on us, and it seems that the subhuman from the other side of the ocean is sad that the guy he masturbates to was unable to win the Maltese islands. Cope.
That Papua New Guinea coffee was indeed a banger, the goth nafri qt's advice was solid. I need to find the usual place she works at to see her more.>>221957483When you watch it, please report back and tell me how it was!>>221957242zased, I got it on my log. Do you like it?>>221957149No worries, better safe than sorry. Honestly it sounds like good fun. Careful at the cursed summer camps and the serial killers therein>>221957851Damn that's a cool pic. Wanna go there
>>221957907>Wanna go thereIt is gone! Or, possibly buried and forgotten. This crypt belonged to a chapel that was completely destroyed during WWII, but it seems that it isn't known what happened to the crypt - from what I know, at least.
>>221957907Ask the regular coffee owner when she won't work there
>>221957959It is such a shame, it was a very beautiful place>>221958002Yeah that's my plan A. But I also checked on google maps and I think I found the place. It's a CBD/ciggie shop doe, how the fuck am I gonna go there and act casual without buying shit kek
>>221958048It was either blown up, or somehow survived (albeit most likely damaged) and is buried somewhere beneath Valletta.
Added another item to the cookware order cuz grandma requested that I get her a bussin' pan for crepes.Finna pay like 220 euros or so when the package arrives sheesh.
>>221957907>Do you like it?no but i still play itjokes aside it's a solid game and i like it more than 1 but it's been 2 years and it's still not fucking finished it's getting on my nervesit's free this weekend so go and try it
Love this nigga so much it's unreal>enter room>cat sleeping, doesn't even notice I entered>move around a bit>cat wakes up>meows at me>starts purring>does some cute stretches>falls asleep while purring
>>221957907>When you watch it, please report back and tell me how it was!I will
>>221958206>Cookwarewhat else did you order?
>>221946264True. However, retreating will mean a very long trek over the corpses of defeated enemies to the place where I entered this cave. And it's possible I'm like in that meme: already traveled 90% of the way and am just a hair's breadth away from reaching my goal and escaping this hell; just one more swing of the pickaxe and the diamond will be up for grabs
>Labour media uploaded a video of a parrot singing "Viva l-Labour" on FB.Kek.>>221958531Go straight ahead then.
>>22195850328 cm mineral b pro de buyer pan28 cm mineral b de buyer pancake pan30 cm wooden pancake flipper thing de buyer just like the other items30 cm de buyer tongs or idk what to call them, picrel10 cm granite mortar250 g of costa rican cobbee beans
I'M SO STICKY AND GROSS AND CAN'T SHOWER FUCKING BOOMERS MAN
>>221958618Bbbased >30 cm de buyer tongs or idk what to call themgotta get that soon, seems like a great tool
>>221958577What fireworks do to a mf
>>221958531The more you fail, the more you will be forced to be creative, improvise, get good. Use the terrain against your enemies, their own numbers against them. Use any item, cheat, grind, use underhanded techniques, do what you must. You came in that dungeon as a scavenger, you will come out as a predator.Unironically I did the same in my samurai game yesterday. I kept grinding a fight I am not equipped for yet I still strudged on despite the game pleading for me to stop. I ended up putting on hold but it made me get gooder and now I destroy most other enemies. I WILL come back and end him>>221958638If you have a gym membership you can get showers there. Honestly worth checking your closest gym, just for a shower.
This series was pretty kino.
>>221958681i already scheduled with my friend to shower at his place if this doesn't resolve by thursdayhow hard can it be for them to flush bacteria in the water? just put some chemicals
>>221958689nigga got played. Is it the Wire?
>>221958731I feel ya bud. One time I got home from a 4 day hike all sweaty and grimy. Couldn't shower for 2 days so when I get home, I go directly to the shower and... nothing, no water. Thankfully I live not too far from my parents but that was a very low point kek
I am so horned up.>>221958679KEK
>>221958731Also don't sweat it (pun intended). It is what it is, you have to be patient. Better be dirty than dying from bacteria>>221958808I prescribe a mandatory cooming sesh right now, it can't be healthy
>>221958797>>221958822yeah there is no need to take a risk it's not like i work in person and not from home
>>221958822No!
>>221958677Have you heard of De Buyer btw Bulgarianon?Wanted to ask Twinko (gay ahh nigga from Bretagne who worked as a line cook) about the brand but he hasn't been here for some weeks so I couldn't ask him.
>>221958356>those teethI vant to zneef your vace, bleh
>>221958972the Catmarilla don't like being mocked like that
>>221958743Yep
tuna pasta salad
>>221958577>>221958681I will try a few more times :D
According to PL, the current gap is around 10k (the 18k figure was given by PN as the projected final gap).
>>221958356cute>>221958972You ever watched Ghostwatch frendster?>>221959226I believe in you!!
>>221959266(currently at around 48% of the first count is finished)>>221959226You reminded me of my Bloodlines troubles, particularly against the hunters.
>>221958942Yes I've heard, I've been meaning to buy a carbon steel pan from them, supposedly they are timeless.
>>221958743>/tv/>does this ever happen?
>>221959075>Catmarilla>>221959285>You ever watched Ghostwatch frendster?Unfortunately not. It's very famous in the UK, but I was a drooling, pants-shitting retard (baby) when it aired and it's never been shown on TV again. Is it spoopy by today's standards?
somehow managed to close the dishwasher door and put a chair in front of it
>>221959531>I was a drooling, pants-shitting retard (baby)Lol that's embarassing. I would never be that or do that. And I know I didn't do it or was it because my first memories were when I was a kid, which is already embarassing enough as it is.>Is it spoopy by today's standards?Honestly it really is. It is subtle but effective. A big influence on Paranormal Activity. I recommend it if you have the occasion. Also the mom and her older kid are normand/med looking while the youngest is a celt grug. Crazy how the anglo subraces mingle like that.
>>221955320Ayo!>>221955457The huezillian office qt is just like her. Flat chest wide hips and butt, blonde and blue eyes, slight pig nose.Once told her about the similarities and she blushed.
>>221960387>Flat chest wide hips and butt, blonde and blue eyes, slight pig nose.Sex.
>>221960387>Flat chest wide hips and butt, blonde and blue eyes, slight pig nose.Literally perfection for me, those girl always smell so good.But I also like big bobs of course.Does she have a boyfriend?
>
Since mom has been away dad has gained 3 kilos. Asked me to make him lentils and I quote "don't you dare bake me a bread".
>>221960558I don’t think she has one. She’s the one I grabbed the butt by accident during a work related activity.She’s also filthy rich, and she came from Paraná. She has an Italian surname.
>>221960636You should make him lentil bread kek
>>221960387Ayoooo hope you're enjoying the holidays fren! Based for Tibet lol>Flat chest wide hips and buttlove it
>>221958356cute catalso pretty cool rug he sleeps on, looks like cat royalty >>221958893be strong, but also remember that trying to do too drastic a change can drain your will power
>>221960703Rich blonde qt with a big ass - Lorda Mercy...You should ask her out. >>221960727lel, I've been going to cook for him at least 2 times a week but when I'm not there he is making fries and drinking beers (now that mom is not watching). He is a really good cook but probably tired to make a whole meal after he comes back home. He is currently driving back from Greece fishing trip and he said he caught some Sea Bass and Bream.
>>221960387>visited P*daniaWhy.
4th consecutive win, yes, but one must note that 2 out of the 3 previous legislatures weren't done in full, and the other one saw a change in PM mid-way. Sure, a win is still a win, but it is not like they've done 15 full years without bumps.>>221960636Kek.>>221960851>drainApt verb.
Mom is flying back to Greece as we speak. Always a bit nervous when the flight is 11-12 hours.
AAAAAH SEEEEEXXX FUCK! AAAAAH>>22196114011 hour flight to Greece, what the hell?
>>221959285>>221959304Lol, when writing this message (>>221959226), I expected to make about five unsuccessful attempts and retreat. But miraculously, I managed to kill everyone and get through this section (though there's no exit in sight yet). Increasing the distance proved to be the winning tactic, which fortunately meant that the enemies didn't attack all at once, but in small groups. I put on some kind of mask that increased frost damage by 25% and started using mostly frost spells in combination with frost weapons (the frost-induced slowing of enemies also proved quite helpful). I let my companion deal damage with two-handed weapons. Finally, to finish off the small, but still relatively numerous, enemies, I played around with the bow a bit (I poisoned it to stun them and also started using other arrows that deal more damage)>>221959913Δημιουργός defeated!>>221960539>>221960558Mmmm, I enjoy such dressed women
>>221961291From New York
>>221961294>The dishwasher doesn't exist
>>221961294Nice.
>>221961294Congrats Polebro, that was clever! May this victory spur you on the trials awaiting ahead.>>221961303ohhh that makes more sense. Don't worry, it's gonna be fine. It's a long flight, she'll chill with some orange juice and movies and will be in Greece in no time
>>221961386Yeah, grandma is also with her. She's gonna stay in Greece one more week to take care of some documents and next Sunday my dad is going to go and pick her up. She's also gonna bring the vinyls I ordered. Hopefully grandma is also gonna come.
>>221961459>vinyls I orderedbased, probably got some good stuff from the US
>>221961567>based, probably got some good stuff from the USActually I didn't think about that LOL. I ordered some stuff from a local store in Thessaloniki to be delivered at my cousins house and mom is gonna pick them up and bring em.
PL now has more lawyers than PN, which is interesting.
>>221960870>ask her outBut I already have one.>>221960927Because I had a car and time. A clear downgrade from Tuscania.>>221960827>TibetYou noticed eheh
>>221961698>type Malta in google>open article>blabla i voote PL since i'm little t. Margaret Camillieri>article mentions the football tier fanskek>
>>221961744Oh you are Portuchad lel, nvm then. Yes good for you, don't cheat on your wife, how is she doing btw, everything ok?
Maybe calling for the funeral for PN was too soon from me.
>>221961806Wonderful. I assume Mrs. Camilleri is an old lady?
>>221961819Never cheat.She’s fine, tired.
>>22196184774i typed on google and thought maybe it's some high ranking PL woman idk, i was surprised they name a random vooter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoUvuIx4BcsWild how catnigga hides raccoon qts from us>>221961744oh fuck, also Hong Kong, didn't even think to check afterwards kek>>221961643Heh that's good enough! I imagine getting those will be the closest to getting presents as a child, kino vibes
>>221962007Where was this from?
>>221961976>Never cheat.Based, I myself have never done it, despite being cheated on. >>221962009>I imagine getting those will be the closest to getting presents as a child, kino vibesIt's such a treat, it's two vinyls I wanted to buy when I was there on Easter but the stores were closed despite saying Open on Google maps. But yeah two records I've wanted to buy for years now, very excited.
>>221962009And Macau.
>>221962157I cheated once. Or, more specifically, was taken advantage of while drunk. Had to break with my gf of the time after telling her, the shame was unbearable.
>>221962103https://www.france24.com/fr/europe/20260531-%C3%A9lections-l%C3%A9gislatives-%C3%A0-malte-le-parti-travailliste-s-engage-pour-un-quatri%C3%A8me-mandatSo our international public TV kind off
>>221959531how does it make you feel knowing that in vampire the masquerade lore the GCHQ hunted all vampire girls in London to extinction?
>>221962188Well at least you felt bad. >was taken advantage of while drunkthat's debatable but ok :D
>>221962305>debatableOf course, always, but the situation was more or less impossible to prevent and was totally unexpected.
Annual rewatch of the masterpiecehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQry89ZcQk>>221962157nice, especially since it's a long time coming.I wish I could get a vinyl of my all time fav album but there are only a few in circulation nowadays and it goes around 250€ at the lowest lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttw12Np1zwY&t=2053s>>221962188Would be hard thing to deal with, that guilt, I understand.
>>221961291>AAAAAH SEEEEEXXX FUCK! AAAAAHFeeling insane too atmThis cutie on WhatsApp have a picture of her, not a great picture where you can admire her but where she looks like a well balanced girl doing fun things, stim don't know if she wanted it back then when I was an incel freak, but I feel like she was teasing me
>>221962407only one way to find out! ;)
>current progress graph>Imperium Europa votes: 88lmao>>221962267Ah, I see.
Cortisol levels spiking up
>>221962495Ovah, I could have tried to clarify afterwards back then but she would have probably lied and I guess she just wanted some fun at bestMeanwhile my match whom I suspect to be fat is boring
>>221962557what's going on Momolino?>>221962562is it really ovah? You could come out of the blue to ask for news, it never hurts. If it's weird and awkward you lose nothing because you had nothing in the first place>I suspect to be fat is boringgrim, I did lose my virginity to such a prize.
>>221962642Blunder I talked about some weeks ago will go right at me next week + the other guy with the mail I talked about friday + sister angry because I didn't come to her place for mother's day today
>>221962642Could ask for news but the convo would be short and cringe fr fr, I already talked to her afterwards by channeling my energy, even tried a ahah I owe you a drink or something She lives far and is much younger, which I tell myself is why I didn't sex her ( I was simply a coward and too many people around us - didn't prevent some guy to hit obviously on some girl thoughbeit)
>>221961744>A clear downgrade from Tuscania.No need to be a jerk about it and kick someone already down
>>221962365unless she tied you to a bed not sure how not preventable it was I've done it a bunch of times despite your body telling you WTF BRO >>221962369>I wish I could get a vinyl of my all time fav album but there are only a few in circulation nowadays and it goes around 250€ at the lowest lolI fucking despise Discogs hoarders, they've ruined everything. I've been watching a rare album on vinyl that only 50 people have and finally someone put it for sale, I thought it was gonna be 250-400 which I was contmplating on paying but the fucker put it on for $1,500 AAAAAAAA!Btw listening to this album, this is great. It's like I'm in a dream, thanks for posting.
>>221953205wint was good
>>221962369>be me, 17>dating an extremely cute girl, taller than me, very very intelligent, very inexperienced, very protected by her parents>have a group of friends and I usually go out with them, it’s summer>she can’t got because of parents>a girl friend from the group knows some rich kids and so we end up partying at a rich girl parent’s beach house>dancing, drinking, etc>find myself dancing with rich girl>she says I’m cute>flee from her and go talk with girl friend boyfriend about whatever>after some time she finds me>seems very agitated, says she needs me to see something>uhhh okay>takes me somewhere, a room or a bathroom or whatever>immediately closed the door with a key>h-hey w-what do you think you’re do->pulls down my shorts (swimming shorts)>gives me a bj while caressing her breasts>swallows>pushes shorts up and pushes me out of the room>spend the rest of the night traumatised while she’s giggling around>one or two hours later her bf arrives and kisses her on the mouth>absolutely traumatised, cry in my sleep>call gf the next day, probably crush her (did not tell her why I was ending everything)You can add this to the lore.
>>221962842Holy fakecel
>>221962842I don't need my cortisol level to increase even more
>>221962684You're in some Momtrouble I see. No matter, it will pass, just like most things. Just get through the start of the weeka and it'll get better>>221962730Well you tried at least, that's something. That's a big improvement and redemption path from past you>>221962842damn...You were a kid though and were far from the one initiating. Yeah you could have kept saying no but saying no to that as a 17yo kid is a tall order. You shouldn't feel too bad about it, the rich girl slut should doeStill, I hope you exgf is doing alright today, do you get news?
>>221962924It's always problems after problems, at least when I had a coworker there was a 50/50 chance the problems would go to the other person
>>221962957the queen will relieve youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H73LiRPm8HU
>>221962924I think that was the watershed moment when I started drinking more than what I should.
>>221962842you won't get any sympathy here I reckon... :Dalso this could have been avoided but I also get how you just let this happen when you are 17I remember one time a girl took my hand to get me to dance with her and it was a push pull for at least 30-40 seconds, she wouldn't let go, guys at the club probably thought I was gay. I just didn't want to be seen dancing with someone else just in case that gets me into a fight or god forbid a break up. Kind of felt bad for the girl cause she didn't know.
>>221962991ASMR makes it worse for me desu
>>221962957Momo, do not make tap the sign again...Do what you can to the best of your capacities.If you fuck up? That's too bad, you fucked up. Nobody died though so don't worry and do better next time. Don't stress it out. Slow down>>221963022Well 17 is a the best time to fuck up really. Sas that you went through all that but I'm glad you did so we got current Portuchad! Only made a better man for the struggles you faced
>>221963357I know also unironically none of these are my fault
take me to heavenhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/bwFjDTP7OLw
Final gap projected to be 20k.
>>221963784Saw our version of this one time, completely white, turned around and looked at us for a sec and then bolted. Such a cool animal.
>>221961335If we perceive it, it exists :D>>221961345>>221961386What's the worst part? This time-consuming, curiosity-driven visit to the cave was supposed to be just a quick checkup (one of several that I planned to do while still on the surface a long time ago). I've almost forgotten what my main quest is :D>>221962496Tell me there's a way to connect 14 to it :D>>221962842Too vanilla for my taste, but interesting nonetheless :D>>221962991Mmmm <3
Whatsup my /med/ frens? I used to be a regular in this general years ago, I'm glad its still alive. I hope life been treating all of you well.
Small parties are collectively projected to get around 10.5k votes.>>221964345Long lost, but back again.
>>221964345Lots of Algerians here for some reason, it's all good, how are you?
PN gaining some seats, but that's expected given the numbers.
>>221963605Well even less reason to worry about it!
Looks like that in the end, PL won Gozo.
Did the abs sesh as I couldn't do it yesterday due to the 33km woolk and the gamethen ran 4,5km in 30 minutes, sprinted near the end to reach 4,5kmlittle pain in the ankles so good news, could have been worse after the woolktime to catsit>>221963926Lucky>>221965283Send the indians.
>>221965627Actually, no, it seems like they are practically drawn, and the seats won via inheritances will determine it. First count is over, and the gap is 20k. Now, inheritances.
>>221962924She is doing alright by the way, she’s married and has a kid (younger than mine) too, fortunately!
>>22196570221k suddenly. It isn't over yet, so fluctuations.
Did my incelrun, it was bad>>221962842What the fuckYou're lucky I like you Portuchad
Ok, so 21.6k gap, and PN lost Gozo.
>>221966557Yeah.
>>221966596"PL retains Gozo" is more accurate, though traditionally it was PN territory.
My district got slightly less red.
>>221960851>also pretty cool rug he sleeps on, looks like cat royaltyOh he lives like a royalty alright.Grandmaberg allows him into the house and he sleeps in my great-grandmother's room during winter as noone lived there for almost 20 years by now. Or just sleeps there even in summer when he feels like it really. He also gets fed comfy food none of that packaged catberg shite, nigga really eats meat and organs such as liver and gets a lot of milk. He grew up to be a mogger in size. Has insane length and width. He usually SHOCKS people when they walk by and he decides to pull up to the streets.>>221956529>pretty sweet deal .It sure does sound like one.
>reports that PN leader got more votes than PL leader
Gironde on a mad one : >>221966780
PL got 36 seats and PN got 29. My prediction was dead wrong.
>>221967964Reports of tanks in the street of Valleta, they claim to do it for Aħwa Maltin
Gozo is an interesting case: PN got slightly more votes, but through inheritance, PL ended up winning more seats.
>>221967905Poor kid.
>>221953205Good evening GENTSI've had a very fun few days, I went to TWO cosplay conventions with my sis and some friends, (I was Albert Wesker). I had a lot of fun, second convention had the singer of the intro to JJBA perform a concert.
Any /lit/ nigga who's also noticed that the board has died a death even worse than the rest of 4channel?I'll be really sad if it's ever gone, it's the one board on this site where I've actually gotten some great suggestions over the years and there were anons there who were genuinely extremely well read.
>>221968103>cosplay conventionsSakartvelo has fallen
>>221968033Lol. To be honest I was expecting a tighter gap. I haven't seen any individual numbers for smaller parties, but it seems that they did well by our standards.
>>221968145Idk, but it's legend will live on (she turned out to be a e-whore i believe)
>>221968150We've had these for a while thougheverbeitie.
>>221968209damn...
>>221968058They might probably give a 3rd seat to PN via the proportionality mechanism.
>>221968244What would Dzhugashvili think?
I bit my tongue, it hurts
>>221968375He spent his adult life LARPing as a Russian, I think he'd approve.
>>221968209Yep, nudes and videos and everything.
>>221968375*hates his unconfident son*He would hate 4channers
>>221968477Surprisingly decent breasteses
>>221967311booba...tumma...>>221968103Good evening sister.>I was Albert WeskerAt both conventions?
>turn on tv>they don't speak about Iran Incredible
>>221968370They did, and they also were given another seat on another district. Now, the casual elections are next. I don't know if they're happening today or tomorrow.
>>221968851Probably a new global hysteria is brewing, Iran is old news.
>>221969005well they were talking about psg fr frsome former minister was saying some brown deserve 4 years of jail for saying that some firework is for (hurting) jews
watching spectreana arma sexalso the whore seydoux
Muslims celebrating.
>>221969397Lea Seydoux is the definition of sexo
>>221969734Would've been neat if these two maps aligned closely.
What the hell they are showing Aliens on TVExtremely rare good TV moment
Small parties' small share of votes:>ADPD: 3996>AM: 1845>IE: 167>Momentum: 4700>Independent candidates: 161
bros I got a job interview tomorrow (retail work), what should I know? Say? Not say? thanks!
>>221969734Who are the good guys ?
>>221970539Brunester or Bretanon ?
>>221970633Neither, I'm some random
>>221970658I'd say don't do too much brown nosing and be honest about why you want the job.But then again other medders often say I give bad advice
>>221970544I am not a fan of red, whilst blue piss me off. The north-south divide in that map is probably more sensible than any kind of region we've devised.
I was not going to say this, but fuck it. For the first time ever, I voted for someone that got elected, lol.Anyway, that's all for today. Tomorrow the PM will be sworn in.
Thiriet's mother day cake is super delicious, I'll tell you that much>>221970789Seems like this is the case for elections everywhere
>>221970918Jarvis, find him, then send big breasted women along his walk.
>>221971014Can Jarvis do that for me too ?
>>221971068It sent you the office cutie already.
it finally rained blessed
>>221971103Office cutie is taken
>>221971014No, please, not a sweaty, glistening, horny, bouncy, jogger my way.
>>221971140Jarvis works in mysterious ways.>>221971258Jarvis...
>>221971403Also office cutie doesn't have big breasts but she has a nice booty
Enjoying some ghetto drama on FB.>>221971403I'm blind hornd.
https://www.lefigaro.fr/animaux/quiz-nommer-ces-10-perroquets-sans-se-tromper-est-une-prouesse-reservee-aux-specialistes-20260531This game is way too simple
Sheiiit, ana is in another bond movie
>tfw no celebratory sex with the journo qt
you know im an attention whore but i dont get people who post their face in faces of /int/ threadsi'd be willing to post a pic of me from like 10 years ago maybe but those people legit take new selfies for this site
>>221972236Twinks need to make sure that people know that they don't svffer from twink death already
>>221972353keki'm a proponent of telling people twink death is not inevitable to help others not do something stupid like take HRT when they are not trans
Good night med, pray for my soul to survive next week's cagie desu
>>221973413I've just sent an email to Jesus. Hope he sees it before 8am tomorrow.
>play charismatic Englishman simulator>first thing he does while on mission is go off-script to have sex with a random Portuguese womanturns out catnigga is a visionary, he was preaching this long agohe's like James Bond just without the charisma and competence and gainful employment at His Majesty's Secret Service
>>221973413Talked with baphomet for a while, he said you were cool for next week and maybe the next.Pic related, me calling the big B.
>>221973413not sure if that's doable, but I'll certainly ask you die happy momomaybe one of the hot office interns accidentally chokes you to death by sitting on your face, that could be good
>>221973858I don't know what game this is, but it's very realistic if the first thing that a charismatic Englishman does is have sex with a Portuguese woman.
>>221974092oh it's 007 first lightI was expecting it to be a lot more like hitman given it's the same devs, but it really is just Uncharted but bettervery linear and story heavy, only some very limited sections allow for multiple approaches
>>221974142I like the sound of "Hitman, but James Bond" more than "Uncharted, but James Bond". I could never get into those games.Hopefully that Portuguese woman is the main love interest and she plays a major role in the story (and that her voice actress isn't Brazilian).
