too much ching edition
my name is peterhey peter!
People will consider you a "people person" if you have a good fake laugh. That and always having the final world in a conversation. That's all it takes to be loved by all.
>>221956141sc
Had no idea how soft and shite football had become until I watched the arsenal game yesterday>musical performance before the game>water breaks halfway into the halvesWhat the fuck is this
any IG reel gods in?
>>221956153Get a brew and put the telly onAlways helps me when I'm feeling down
keep making coffees cause i think its going to make me start being productive then i sit there and do nothing
>>221956171Water break yesterday was probably to prepare players for the world cup, they did it yesterday at Hampden too because Scotland and Curaçao requested it
>>221956179ouuu shii
grand rising :)
>>221956171Love water me tbf
>>221956208why do you post the same stuff all the time
if i beat that pussy up is u gon tell on me
Emma Watson does very stinky farts.
>>221956225>>221956217
>>221956217just lonely......
not long now until the world cup
>>221956236yes he's unwell toobut i asked you
>>221956225when are you going to stop this? you think you'll be talking about emma's farts for the next 10 years?
What's the plan for today then, mates?I'm going to get onto doing my airfix after I get a cuppaMight get some TNG on in the background
Baton
>>221956225Poor man's Ruby Granger
>>221956265Going to play pool later and get drunk
>>221956264why not? it's as important as anything else since none of this matters because everything fucked
>>221956304post the pic of her arse in pijamas
the musky tuppence of ruby granger
everything is fucked*waves arms around*
i'm terrified of the entire world
>>221956217he has OCD. his brain tells him that if he doesn’t make at least 3 rosenoir/cronem/timmy posts a day, he’ll die. he deserves our sympathy, not our scorn
is the bed small or is she really big?
fucking hate that ive been mindraped by politics and i automatically generate an opinion on everything i see. i just want to be a chill guy who doesnt care about anything apart from seeing the next marvel movie
>>221956335Don't have to ask me twice
>>221956265Currently waiting for my tea to brew then I'll be heating a rustler burger. Then I'll be shovelling some dirt/turf for a bit. Good Ng to the parents for dinner later. Maybe play a bit of playstation between then. Cooorr what airfix model is it lad?
>>221956382it's a bloke pretending to be a woman
>>221956382Would love to munch her out cor blimey
am gay
>>221956396I have a better arse than that.
if i spread my legs a bit the fan on the floor just blows the scent of my taint grease into my face the way its positioned right nowit is potent
>>221956304Looks like she's pondering on what to do about the black baby growing inside her
nothing good in the cinema. every other outdoor activity requires multiple people and i have no friends/family. gymtoil and incel walks arent keeping the depression at bay anymore
>>221956437Suspicious
>>221956416hi lol
S T O C K H O L M
wooooooow look at that lovely vegan dish. who needs expensive meat when you've got food like this you could eat instead!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLyBBIv_ZxM
>>221956437beautiful little um, very noncelike
indian cannibals be like:eating my nan
>>221956465ok
gfberg's making us watch this heartstopper gay shite. hate it
>>221956304Would love to smell her pooey farts as well.
>>221956435you are unwell
got the frasier on
>>221956465>Vegas food in a teflon panThese guys are cooked
>>221956422Oh yeah? x
>>221956477scrjcjjgvjdid
>>221956439Get a hands on hobby
>>221956465popeyes gay cousin popper-eye
already got a hands-on hobby
yesterday I found out one of my white female friends had sex with a black man and because it was so hot they went outside to the garden and had sex there
>>221956437ouuu shi
>>221956524Yeah wanking your arsehole slack
>>221956508genuinely not interested in anything. even mindless short form content on tiktok/youtube makes me feel nothing now. might just become one of those people that work a million hours of overtime, because my “free time” is just being pissed away for nothing
>>221956527bizarre lie from the diseased soul of a grotty incel
thought i was bi and tried the gay sex in unihave to say the poo and manly pain noises he made ultimately made me realise i wasn't into it at all and i was straight all along
>>221956533Not the worst idea desu
>>221956482she's a fujoshi and wants to strum herself off while you fuck a twink but she's too scared to ask. not joking at all. do it for her
I's fits to the finish, 'cause I eats me *faints face down into my nut roast*
>>221956537No retard, believe it or not people actually have sex
eating my crusty nan
Sat in the corner here just grunting away to myself.. farting
>>221956544You've shagged a bloke so you're gay, can't take it back now
>>221956527your sentence structure is confusing me. you found out she had sex before and bringing this up made them spontaneously have sex in the garden?
>>221956532hands on jobbie
The paffing of Sir Gawaine
>>221956544if you told the missus that you put your cock in a man back would she be put off by it?
>>221956590does it count as shagging if you just about get it in and dont shag because its hurting him too much?
Once had a lovely 24 hour cialis fuelled romp with a barely legal twink which was quite something
>>221956609If you're going to try shagging a bloke why would you pick a virgin for your first time
might have ordered a laptop lads ha ha not for gaming though haha ‘cept for minecraft hehe
>>221956598Yesterday I was told by a female friend of mine that a few days ago she had sex with a black man and due to the heat at the time they went and had sex in her back garden instead
>>221956617story
>>221956621probably in love with him
>>221956533ktim but im also an alcoholic
>>221956602it's paſſing, you ignoramus
>>221956629at the time of the story or the time of the sex. stop using 'and'. i dont understand. how much sex occurred
ay! two cannibalsAY! i said two cannibals were eating a clownand one cannibal turns to the other he says 'does this taste funny to you?'
splarfed all over the logitech k120
Disadvantaged children of single mothers turning on VPNs before writing creative fiction about black men having sex
>>221956208Back to strassbourg
>>221956265I've pulled another all night, I'm going to try and nap
>>221956622Hope it's got a big NPU for doing optimised AI optimisation with AI
used to think i was good looking but in past two years, every time i've spoken to a woman, i can see the disinterest in their facei can't continue like this
>>221956710uh yeah of course haha
doing an AI optimised poo with AI optimisation
>>221956675Tastes oaty
im fuckin ruined (hungover)
>>221956640The story is i had sex with a barely legal twink over a 24 hour period
wanking my billabong
the raped rorke theory
need a slightly chubby gf need to see potbelly jiggling during sex
mumberg's worrying about me againshe's always worrying about me bless her
This nigga buggering a sixteen year old boy
>>221956602o7 :(
>>221956578you certainly don't
>>221956760There's a little bit of pedophile in every gay man
>>221956751>slightlycowardly dogs like you will never inherit the stars. i want my girlfriend to be a fucking HOG of ASTRONOMICAL proportions
people don’t actually have sex you mongs it’s a big conspiracy by us shaggers to claim superiority
mmm ice cream so good
>>221956760based and matzneff pilled
Who is the greatest late bloomer of all time?
>>221956781Dad?
>>221956781based sphereshagger
>>221956622Som ny
>>221956819translate to “like new”, referring to the condition of the laptop
>>221956801me, lost my virginity at 20
>>221956775there's a little bit of pedophile in every manused to be families would set their daughters up with a 25 year old man when she turned 12
>>221956832fym twin
>>221956832alri paedomong
The missus
>>221956832Um thats called ephebiphilia ackshually and its based
>>221956801Jimmy Carr
swedish teen girls
>>221956801not me I can tell you
do you lads worry about getting old and everyone you know dying?
he said "late bloomer" and you all just assumed he meant sextelling, very telling
>>221956888natural part of life innit, so why worry
>>221956801colonel sanders
>>221956264hes been at it for almost 10 years already https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/emma%20watson%20farts/order/asc/
>>221956888no because i hate everyone i know
>>221956888The only people I 'know' are immediate first party relatives, many of whom I am estranged from. Once the ones I am still in contact with pass I'll see myself off. Perhaps before.
when my bread is taking too long to cook:"oh he's just a late bloomer"
>>221956796your favourite?i'm talking ice cream cones, sandwiches, magnums etc.
>>221956870will never like you
whats stopping me surviving on like instant noodles but then getting my vitamins from a good multi vitamin tablet?
anthropomorphic bread
>>221956946the woke
if they made star wars today the wookies would be called the wokiesthat's what they would call themthe wokiesand they would be woke
what can i eat that won't fuck my gut and make me feel like utter shit
mumberg invited me to go with her to see my brother but hes coming to mine next week anyway so i think ill sit here all day and post drivel instead
>>221956970Organic sosij and sauerkraut
>>221956661What do you think
>>221956976go see her you utter mong
>>221956970sushi
>>221956987love women
have not spoke to my parents since November 2024, and the last thing I said to them was that they were going to die alone
>>221956970this kefir is 85p in tesco and is very good for your tummy
>>221956976mongboy
>>221957005ok
the foreign builders are blocking Tim's passport application
>>221956987we wouldnt be going to see her we'd be going to see him
rorke: I just bloomed late
>>221957018I also called my grandmother a cunt
>>221956970you can take probiotic tablets that really help with thatless restrictions on what to eat
>>221957029this is what i say
>>221957019>I'm more british than mostnot very woke of him x
>>221957036ok
>>221957019what did he mean by that then
Don't think it's very nice to be nasty to your parents
>>221956970poo
>>221956980maybe but organic sosij is expensive and necessarily healthy>>221956995too expensive>>221957006not a paki
Just had my first solid poo in a week
>>221957019fat mong's not even got any glasses on there
>>221957019do they not issue passports to mental people then?
>>221957070right well go and fuck yourself lord shite pants you can eat shit and die for all i care ungrateful whining twat i hope you eat a brick of cyanide and die in pain
>>221956970you need it flushed outget a couple packets of sugar free werthers and eat them allThat'll make you shit your life away, then you can start freshthat's what I do when I've got a dodgy belly. It's like turning it off and turning it back on again
>>221957070>too expensive make it yourself you mong
>>221957059genuinely fear mine dying. they're getting on now. don't know what i'll do.
>>221957005whyd you do that
not sentimental at all and got a messed up memory, can barely remember anything from my past nor do i really care
>>221957099what's the science behind it?
>>221957097>>221957118didnt realise i was posting with aliens
chinese bradley
>>221956970deflatine
>>221957118im a broken pig man i had it all and crahed and burned
what if tom cruise was gay
>>221957148gp
>>221957122bad juju in the gut that needs to be expelled from the anoos like cleaning pus from a woundthe sweetener in sugar free werthers makes you shit loads for some reason
>>221957183thanks. just ordered a pack on tesco woosh.
im having a boner
Buraderry Wurarsheru
saw a grey alien driving a minivan with three mixed race children in the back
>>221957237japanese bradleychinese would be just braree rosh
>>221957226she must be getting gang raped daily with those titties sticking out like that
>>221957243this is a good time to stay silent and listen
Breitleich Wälsch
>>221957264you people are white niggers
>>221954845dont know what that is
i look like an anime twink
>>221957099remember when i ate a pack of sugar free gummi bears and i was shooting out shite on the bogsounded like machine gun firefelt as light as a feather afterwards though
Portillo summer starts tomorrow
wooly mammothsembryosvaccines for smallpox and polioyour tv setthe internetyour ps4supersonic jetsexoplanetsgalaxiesdna germ theory relativity
saw some sort of quadroon squirrel on my incel run this morning
>i look like an anime twink
run wanker loves his lil runs
you lads going to the arsenal losers' parade today?
so many cardio umbunnys in /brit/...
>>221957313the kind of shite youtube autoplays after i fall asleep
>>221957333That's a red ultra.They're bigger and stronger than greys.And they're fighting back.
crazy what difference one beer makes
Weather is dreadful
>>221956622bought an elitebook on friday, should be here tomorrow
>>221957284struck a nerve
Sucking an obese niggers micro bbc
>>221956751
>>221957445brsc
>>221957445rollercoaster of a post this
took some pictures of them
>>221957448goodness me
rorke wearing a hoodie in this heat because he's a fat insecure gayboy loool
>>221957484ktim because I'm skinny
might get kfc
>>221957423hs?
1st of june tomorrow mad
might make the biggest mistake in my life later (scran maccies)
>>221957494ktim
wag1 generals
Saw a girl in a I <3 nirvana shirt so that was good
>>221957529whys he said that
>>221957547taken out of context
>>221957484i love wearing hoodies because they make me feel mysterious and cool
>>221957529this is extraordinary
gymskin met madonna
billionaire CEO sugar mummy that gives you a 5k/wk allowance because she doesn't like you working like some commoner
Had a dream of a beautiful naked woman in a zoo exhibit, then she laid on her back and did a wee wee
>>221957547Sir Kimmy Stavile
>>221957569cor
>Arse
tradies on suicide watchhttps://youtu.be/bzUYte7oKDU
whats he up to xD
Just witnessed two "youths" go into Tesco, pocket done deodorant, gum and other things and then walk straight out while an elderly Asian security guard meekly called out for them to come back
might do a world conquest run in EU4 as an Indian country and ethnically cleanse the entire world so it's all Indian
>>221957595that couple don’t look english
>>221957613fair play
>>221957621alri Rasheed
smoking CRACK
>>221957059>Don't think it's very nice to be nasty to your parentsIt's very funny actually, they get old and weak and alone and afraid
>>221957649no you’re not be quiet
>>221957613>Kids>Boys>Teens>Thugs>Diners>Brutes>Youths>Crowds>Mayors>Joggers>Maniacs>Loiterers>Kia boys>Parolees>Swervers>Juveniles>Knifemen>Hooligans>Hoodlums>Protesters>Teenagers>Boyfriends>Pranksters>Youngsters>Party goers>Ex-convicts>Delinquents>Labour MPs>Porch pirates>Straphangers>Church goers>Young fathers>Honda drivers>Jobless losers>Gifted athletes>Gang members>Trouble makers>Quiet choirboys>Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Subway dancers>Repeat offenders>Lifelong criminals>Masked assailants>Misguided vandals>Lunchtime rowdies>Persons of interest>Restaurant patrons>Hulking schoolboys>Dinnertime burglars>Unhinged strangers>Unruly young adults>Community activists>Unhappy customers>Former NFL players>Black Friday crowds>Troubled young men>Spring break partiers>High school students>Neighborhood bullies>Scholarship recipients>Supermarket shoppers>Catalytic converter thieves
>>221957649smoke that shit
need to buy my own house
she’s getting bigger
Was walking the other day and could smell this bloke's cheap deodorant halfway up the road
they need to release the body cam footage
>>221956123she looks nice why is she with a druggy mong
>>221957621Alri Ursula von der Leyen
accidentally walked into the back room of the chinese butchers and saw half a dozen frozen grey alien carcasses on meat hooks
the secret to truly massive poos is fibre. specifically psyllium. buy a bag of 99% psyllium powder and drink water and see
>>221957686gio biscotti?
>>221957738I have psyllium husk tablets but they give me constipation when I take them
>>221957738just eat veg with each meal you get the same effect
titty ass hands in the airit's a party over here
>>221957760You need to drink a lot of water with them or that will happen. Pints of water
This is the one thing we didn't want to happen
>>221957780Not drinking that much water I'll be pissing all day
