melchester massacre edish
hey y'all
at the lake, having a fishx
>>221962162what was so great about it looks pretty horrible to me
nth for nothing
>>221962190
lads the 8 lemon squashes did nothing but the two gin and tonics have fixed me right up. lesson for us all there i think.
Making fire requires rubbing wood together lots and lots
hi poo boys x
Do women actually find men attractive? Why?Men see tits and arse and holes to fuck and find that hot. Makes sense.Women? They see some half balding bloke with a pot belly and think "corr yeah I want a bit of that"It not right...
>>221962190me with a fresh pack at the smoking area with 18 year old women
>>221962238hi
rorke mate
something about trannys playing sports and five-a-cideneeds workshopping this one
>>221962233seems like the sort of animal that would have been hunted to extinction 40,000 years ago why do these guys get a pass
>>221962258hi
>>221962219Mmmm... Maybe if you have some strong hard wood and I have wood too... we could rub our woods together and see what comes out of it?
what happens in chicagoit looks like a default american city
watching africans abuse their kids on tiktokgreat stuff
>>221962292all i know is that it isn't actually windy it's called windy cos of politicians blowing hot air or something like that
Sikhs are bro tier
>>221962273Can't go 5 minutes without mentioning trans people award
>>221962274native americans forgot how to make guns
>>221962190Kangaberg
>>221962281alri
>>221962271added to the quentin scobie adjacent folder
>>221962292Would love to experience the Broadway scene in Chicago if I went.
Do women actually find men attractive? Why?Men see tits and arse and holes to fuck and find that hot. Makes sense.Women? They see some half baIding bloke with a pot belly and think "corr yeah I want a bit of that"It not right...
>>221962233they're so big it's bizarre
>>221962341yeah
What's the best city to explore in England? (Excluding London)
>>221962162Well that's a bit harsh for a kids mag innit
… scored an early bedtime - with Mickey - and spot the differences - wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv via Sky stream in home …
>>221962249>>221962359no they see handsome men and want to fuck them duh
>>221962350
>>221962359Nobody knows, best not to ask too many questions
>>221962386carlisle
>>221962190ever put one on the barbie?
>>221962409just the frying pan
>>221962386none, theyre all shitenothing to "explore" just buzzing hives filled with wogs, consumerism and the permeant underclass
Two two’s my word senpai
Do women actually find men attractive? Why?Men see tits and arse and hoIes to fuck and find that hot. Makes sense.Women? They see some half balding bloke with a pot belly and think "corr yeah I want a bit of that"It not right...
>>221962386tottenham
>>221962391it's a mad edition. half the team dies. long running characters just blown to bits cos of an exhibition game roy made them all go and play in a middle eastern dictatorship.
ᴰᵒ ʷᵒᵐᵉn ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᶦnᵈ ᵐᵉn ᵃᵗᵗʳᵃᶜᵗᶦᵛᵉˀ ᵂʰʸˀᴹᵉn ˢᵉᵉ ᵗᶦᵗˢ ᵃnᵈ ᵃʳˢᵉ ᵃnᵈ ʰᵒᴵᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵃnᵈ ᶠᶦnᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᵒᵗ. ᴹᵃᵏᵉˢ ˢᵉnˢᵉ.ᵂᵒᵐᵉnˀ ᵀʰᵉʸ ˢᵉᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʰᵃˡᶠ ᵇᵃˡᵈᶦnᵍ ᵇˡᵒᵏᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵖᵒᵗ ᵇᵉˡˡʸ ᵃnᵈ ᵗʰᶦnᵏ "ᶜᵒʳʳ ʸᵉᵃʰ ᴵ ʷᵃnᵗ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ"ᴵᵗ nᵒᵗ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ...
Do women actually find men attractive? Why?Men see tits and arse and holes to fuck and find that hot. Makes sense.Women? They see some haIf balding bloke with a pot belly and think "corr yeah I want a bit of that"It not right...
shut da fuckkkk upppp
>>221962386Liverpool, York, Bath, Bristol, Edinburgh.
Do women actually find men attractive? Why?Men see tits and arse and holes to fuck and find that hot. Makes sense.Women? They see some haIf balding bIoke with a pot belly and think "corr yeah I want a bit of that"It not right...
>>221962424shut up you miserable fuckwit
>>221962476monkatconkey
Finden Frauen Männer eigentlich attraktiv? Warum? Männer sehen Titten, Hintern und Löcher zum Ficken und finden das heiß. Macht Sinn.. Frauen? Sie sehen einen haIf-Glatzkopf mit Topfbauch und denken "corr ja, ich will ein bisschen davon". Es ist nicht richtig...
Lower class neighbour has her scumbag dealer/druggy mates over. She's a single mum, sounds like 2 blokes are over. Probably prostituting herself out
Monkey City
>>221962424t. never left his village
we missed this
about time to get the dinner on. soss and chicken and veg on the barbeque x
RIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH NOW YOU'VE HAD YOUR LAST WARNING
this is what neoliberalism feels like
>>221962504>>221962529I live in Bath which is supposedly one of the nicest cities and it's a grim disgusting shithole like all of Britain.How do you "explore" a city? going to pop to the local holland and Barret yeah? maybe get a fish and chips and watch the local Palestine protest
off to Oxford in a few weeks. maybe some posh Oxfordian woman will think my northern accent is charming and take me in like a destitute and then wank me off Hear there's some nice buildings to look at as well
i went to rape city and nobody knew you
>>221962578you sound like a right mong
jaw is hurtingit's giving me a headache
>>221962578>it's a grim disgusting shithole like all of Britain.No it isn't.
Do women actually find men attractive? Why?Men see tits and arse and holes to fuck and find that hot. Makes sense.Received text from a woman today saying "you seemed like a half balding bloke with a pot belly but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads whats wrong with me
I just know Gary Stevenson will get wealth taxes to kick in right when I'm set to inherit my grandparents wealth
am too hot
leftypolian and grorku
rape isn't funny
Rorke hates the unemployed yet he is one himself Curious, no?
apes though? very funny
Anything good on pengflix?
pride month starts tomorrow anyone got any plans?
>>221962578>How do you "explore" a city? going to pop to the local holland and Barret yeah? maybe get a fish and chips and watch the local Palestine protestHaha yeah, got em bro!*turns back to someone else*>>221962482So York, you say?
>>221962698im going to be proud i know that much
>>221962700>So York, you say?ah yes, very impressive
>>221962698gonna shag every australian in this thread whether they like it or not
Imagine free use suicide booths in every city centre. Would be peng.
just did a very yellow wee perhaps i should have some water before my seconf beer
>>221962748woke would make them white access only
rorke stealing the magna carta to see what it says on the backleftypol going to a wine bar and ordering a prosecco
>>221962698perhaps i'll add a pride watch face to my apple watch
The song Chop Suey was originally titled Suicide but the record label forced them to change it because of 9/11, so they literally chopped suicide. Sui = Suey
im a bit of a niggardly miser
>>221962748There's no way they'd be free in Britain!
>>221962750Your pee should be the color of wheat, not clear. Common misconception.
mince and tatties for dinner
>>221962779kiwi fruits were called chinese gooseberries until the 1970s when they were rebranded
GET ME OUT OF THIS NEWLY PURCHASED FIRST HOME ON A BUSY MAIN ROAD RIGHT NOW
>>221962796it wasn't the colour of wheat it was the colour of lager
>>221962698gonna get barebacked daily for a month straight subsisting on a liquid diet and starting every morning with an enemaI'm not gay it's just pride month
ktim
Brendon Frasor was cancelled from Hollywood for like 15 years after The Mummy because he got gay molested by some high up Hollywood exec and so that individual got the entire industry to refuse to associate with Fraser in case he went public with the story and brought them all downBut then he did go public with the rape story when he did The Whale movie and nobody cared so yeah
>>221962820good micro'mick this
>>221962791Have to watch an hour of adverts on a screen inside the booth before it will activate
>>221962841It's not a gimmick, I hate it here
>>221962829lel i used to play house of the dead on the dreamcast with a m8 and we must have completed it about 20 times and i never had a clue what any of it was about. just shot the zombies and skipped everything else.
>>221962830Yeah and everyone was talking about his comeback after that and hes basically been in fuck all since just played a big fat gay poof for nothing
woke can suck my big white dick
>>221962899um
>>221962826Fuark. Looked up a color comparison for ale vs lager and have a hankering now
woke up and sucked a big white dick
>>221962899hi I'm woke
being able to post anonymously with no content moderation has totally warped my braini don't even believe the stuff i post. i just post it to push the limits. but i've done this for years and now i can't differentiate between jokes and real thoughts.
Most British people just do their 9-5, watch sports ball, listen to pop music, move into a new build, pop out 2 sprogs, vote reform, get fake teeth, then dieThey never question their own existence or the big questions nor do anything that would make them appear abnormal or try to reach the limits of experience and knowledge
>>221962946Literally me except I know where my real life boundaries are
>>221962949and what do you do that's so interesting
>>221962949get hit with a nuclear rape blast
>>22196216219/7Never Forget
why is ageplay legal? you can make a porn where the girl pretends to be 12 like in max hardcore movies. fbi tried to do him in for years but best they cud do was a minor technicality charge. the girls were 18+ but they dressed up as 12 year olds and looked very young
fucked up my whole life and i'm becoming very conscious of the gravity of the situation suicide toil looking imminent
Shrek 2 just starting on BBC 1
>>221962976IAAPTRC.
Gay porn. What's all that about?
>>221962949how do you know they don't question their existence? they have the same deep thoughts you do but also just get on with life. intellectual activities have little effect on practical life you spastic
>>221962976Post on /brit/, read philosophy, shag my own arse
>>221962988
>>221962988why are you thinking about thsi
>>221963010>they have the same deep thoughts you doNo they don't. They unironically don't. Most people never have such thoughts.
>>221962993right well don't do that
>>221963010>they have the same deep thoughts you doThey really don't
>>221963037and you know this how?
>>221962993the bar is way lower than you think it isif you're not living in a bed requiring Indians and Africans to show up and wipe your arse 3 times a day unable to speak to tell them the water is too hot and burning your testicles you're doing fine
>>221963037you can read minds can you spastic
>>221962993don't say that. you're stuck on this mortal coil
most people are lobotimsed npc goyslaves including you
Used to play the Shrek wrestling game on the PS2
deeply dogshit thread as usual
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ageplay>in practice, however, ageplay usually involves one or more adults acting as young childrenthoughts on whether this should be legal?escorts offer this service. you can get an 18 year old escort to pretend to be 12seems wrong
>>221963050>>221963060Unlike you I've gone outside and met other people
>>221962976curious how he didnt answer this
>>221963070Oh don't be a negative nancy
>>221963093very leftypol fetish this.
positive percy me
you ever notice how some americans say futbol instead of soccer
>>221963055I'm 40
Think I could have dyspraxia team.
>>221963096and you read their minds did you spastic
>>221963130ktim
looking forward to some absolutely pengers seafood in Porto
>>221963031bradders looking a bit zesty in this one
>>221963114Debunked
>>221963117Some of them weigh over 40 stone aswell
>>221963068>Shrek Wrestling gameDo you mean Shrek Super Slam? I still play that shit B
its mental to me that max hardcore went to jail for urination and fisting but the guys who run facialabuse are still working
>>221963150rorke
>>221963150any time ive been exposed to it via twitter or whatever its always reddit leftypol mongs wearing nappies
>>221963130well that's him done
>>221963154That's the one!
Another weekend wasted award
>>221963130i swear this pic used to say 'fuck this gay earth' in it
>>221963150>aellawould not believe a word she writesnot even that anon but i think fetishes are spread pretty uniformly
>>221963188There's still time. Start reading the Dorohedoro manga or watching the Clannad anime or playing the Final Fantasy X game.
>>221963183https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias
>aellanortherner ordering in a spanish restaurant
>>221963183have you considered that twitter isn't real life you woman spastic
>>221963168woke gone mad
>>221963187It's fun actually, but there has been some infinite grab loop tech discovered that breaks the game so some characters aren't tournament legal
>>221963128
made my penne arrabiata xpeng but hate how much clean up there is afterward like x
>>221963230i trust my own experience over any spurious link you ever post (that i will never ever click). >>221963257bizarre response and quite frankly a non sequitur
Final Fantasy X is still probably my favourite game. Need to finish my latest play through.
in max hardcore movies the girls take loads of drugs and dress up as 12 year olds it not right that's abuse especially the anal speculum stuff
seen loads of cuties today
>>221963282one chopping board and one pan is too much for you? grow up
>made my penne arrabiata x
le nonce gimmick hilarious
the columbine shooters also thought they were ‘deeper’ and more enlightened than the npc normie herd when both were intellectually unremarkable in every aspect. it’s just a cope for depressed people or actual dunning-kruger
>>221963286this is what an IQ of 85-90 looks likeliterally impossible for him to process information he doesn't like
>>221963150feet, rapeplay, piercing/cutting, asphyxiation/choking and petplay for me :)
>twitter posts i saw>my own experiencelol
>>221963288Any examples?
so easy to rattle assna fans
>>221963320well thats just an atrocious ad hominem, completely undermining any point you've been trying to make. that means ive won.
should ageplay be legal? i'm wondering what the ethical implications are. i could get a 16 year old to act 11 and it's legal but something isn't right
I'm not like most people. I went backpacking across South East Asia when I was 19.
Where's my wife? Has anyone seen my wife? Her name is Employed Woman and she's me beautiful devoted wife who I love very much.
>>221963361think you should be locked up tbqh
coming up with a way I can use prima facie in a sentence so I can sound intelligent but for now I must put up with the current impression I give of being a complete retard
>>221963282>peng but hate how much clean up there is afterward like xThe Ruby Granger experience
>turning 30 next weekit's so over
dont think its even a gimmick at this point
Got h to tha Izzo stuck in my head
>>221963392i've never done it myself. i did have a girlfriend when i was 16 and she was also 16 (we went to school together) and that was legal. but i wouldn't do it now.
>>221963413I turn 30 in November. I'm not worried. Getting older is a privilege denied to many
hate reading about 22 years old earning over 60k increasing to 85k in the next 2 years and thinking about buying flats in london with their boyfriend who presumably earns similar.
>>221963413>turning 30 next weekcareful down the stairs, eh?
>>221963441Ahh my dear! Lovely to see you.
Trying not to post negative things about myself because it is not good for mental elves but also then I don't have anything fun to contribute
>>221963470ouuu shii
>>221963470bit of rapeplay with her would be a treat
>>221963441Won’t be long before you’re hitting the manopause
>>221963479do something positive then
>>221963470
>>221962162I look scrawny as fuck I have to lock in
>>221963489womanopause you ass
>>221963489s
>>221963470one of the ugliest women i've ever seen why do you keep posting her?
>>221963492wot
Teeno is leaving the Blorpers after many years. Who will jestermaxx Clussy? Will Daytee be the new rizz king?
>>221963497why are you so desperate for attention and validation from anonymous men on 4chan? no one cares you mindraped yank gimp
>>221963515shes a pengton
>>221963491I'm trying to stop drinking every day so I can stop being in a perpetual state of the fear
>>221963492Brookie's been posting here for years under a trip code!
>>221963519ITS OVER ;_;
>>221963515cos it makes you seethe haha
I don't mind Alyssa Liu she likes anime and had a Pochita plush which is based
>>221963549so fit
>>221963470BWC-only
>>221963565nigga u have balls
>>221963565based
>>221963518trannies love hershe's the most reddit "celebrity" every
>>221963519Brother in law put on a sidemen youtube video one christmas and left it playing in the background and I just watched it getting increasingly furious minute after minute until I exploded "can someone turn this shit off?" And then everyone looked at me like I was mental and I realised that being so personally affected by youtube slop is probably not understood by the normie contingent
>>221963581is that right
>>221963581that screenshot has nothing to do with alysa liu
>>221963574'Berg on a milky one
>>221963585rorke moment
>>221963585Why did he do that?
Earinfectiontoil looms
didn't realise the age of consent was this lowit would be completely legal for me, a 40 year old, to have sex with a girl that is 16.0 years olddoesn't sound right does it
He gets extremely upset when someone posts Alysa Liu. Which makes him more suicidal
>>221963628bros 40
>>221963628It would, in fact, not be legal because it would require consent and that is something you will never ever get so if you were to do such a thing it would undoubtedly be grape.
>>221963585why the fuck would anyone put that slop on
>>221963585TURN THAT OFF!
>>221963628>12 if the older person is under 18epic
might move to italy or germany
everything about life sucks and is horrible
>>221963628>the whole map
do you like purple grapes or green grapes better?I like to pop one of each in my mouth and get the tartness and sweetness at the same time
>>221963658Yeah beats the hell out of me. Nobody was even watching it, just as background but it was so fucking distracting.
>>221963656oh no not the grape
you lot talk about the age of consent a lot
>>221963658normgroids love their background content
there is nothing the troon hates more than a real woman
>>221963716don't worry but i'm an incel but all i'm saying is i could legally have sex with a 16 year old (which i am attracted to and is totally legal)
>>221963681can't be that bad, brucie
>>221963710good energy in this pic
reckon I should wear one of the turbans that intellectuals liked and start smoking opium in a dressing gown at jobcentre
>>221963704Yes, the grape
went to go get some shopping feom lidlgot there as the door literally closed on my face, stood there for a moment as the guy on the other side was just shaking his head at merealised it was 4pm and sundayturned around and walked homeno foodfeeling like a retardcurse this bastard mortal koil
black uh.. black penis changed rorke
>>221963749but you would never, ever find a 15 year old girl attractive for some reason
>>221963739LMAO trannies love alyssa they were spamming her on all their reddits when she got the medalshe is a trans icon apparently
might move to bulgaria
>>221963758reckon he would be so shaggable back in the days before he was fat
>>221963780>apparentlynigga you are TRANSyou have BALLS
>>221963789why
>>221963780Must be quite insulting to be a normal girl and be a trans icon. "Hahaha she's just like me"
>>221963739What is a woman?
>>221963804to end woke
>>221963774no it not right(do you realise how arbitrary the cut off point is retard, you're about to gain a clue)
>>221963804:)
Any punters in?
rorke picking up a black girl for the first time and playing the jungle book soundtrack in the whip
>>221963764pathetic mate. sort your fucking life out you grim husk of a man
>>221963811That is not
>>221963772fuck sake Rorke this is ridiculous now
hate every moment of my life
>>221963681Bet u have a job and mates unlike me
>>221963819i do understand ityou nonces dont, you hide behind '16 is legal' but pretend you'd never find a 15 year old 364 day old girl attractive, because you know that would make you a paedo
>>221963850change it
alysa simps short circuiting over the fact that she is popular in tranny circles
was in the queue for the self checkout in sainsburys and there was a young blonde woman in front of me and a niglet baby staring and smiling at both of us she was doing that smiley face bullshit at it and she looked at me and smiled i tried to think of something to say but couldn't think of anythingafterwards i thought maybe i could have said "that's not what mum looks like!"
>>221963825im tryingbut thats luke asking an orange to stop being orange its beyond my control my man
>>221963780nobody even mentioned Alysa in the post you replied toYou are OBSESSED nigga
It's insane how useless escorts are at managing their time and availabilityMessaged a 'scort yesterday morning asking for a meeting 4 hours later as she had her green light on on AdultWorkDidn't get a reply until 12 hours later saying she wasn't available today. So why'd she have her green light on still? Cow
bulgaria is the next big european destination. amazing views, weather, history and architecture, cheap
>>221963857the real nonce is you, who thinks a girl magically becomes attractive the second she turns 16 or 18 or whatever. retarded spastic. girls age at different speeds.
dark fruits weather this
Everyone is so mean to Africans
>>221963899>cheapit isnt according to the bulgarians i know
>>221963911is it ever not dark fruits weather?
>dark fruits weather this
>>221963898do you go for specific girls? how old are they? any fetishes you go for or just sexo?
>>221963899Bulgarian is on my list of languages to learn. I can understand some by virtue of knowing Russian and studying Serbian in the past.
>>221963903im not attracted to 16 year olds, and i wouldnt go for an 18 year old either, so no. i prefer girls older, around my age> girls age at different speeds.that's probably the most paedoish statement you can make
Bit of a controversial opinion this but I really enjoy it when two attractive women kiss each other. Hahaha I know I'm kind of crazy.
>>221963899Shame all the women there are black onlyCan’t compete!
>>221963903>you like adult women? you're the real paedophilewhat are you on about you retard
heard a very leftypol conversationin the park today about something to do with South Africa being coloniser nation and they need to be cancelled or something. thought that kind of discussion only happened online
>>221963940Only ever go for 18 year olds, and always tick the ageplay filter.
>>221963968alri spainers
>>221963968bizarre post
Now that I think of it, I don't think there's any country in europe I wouldn't visit
MI6? We have some nonces in the thread
i wouldn't visit bulgaria
>>221963952why do you study language for places that would batter you to death on sight?
>>221963966feel nothing when two lesbos go at itno cock no party
Pretty grim how many nonces infest this thread nowadays
>>221963957hilarious how you are interpreting this in literally the opposite way to the point being made
New>>221964009
>>221963972I heard my canadian flatmate on the phone to his mum the other day and she was literally saying that he needed to recognise his privilege as a white male and he was saying he tries his best everyday
>>221963873>>22196390360 seconds apart btw
>the real nonce is you, who thinks a girl magically becomes attractive the second she turns 16
>>221963764>>221963879most autistic posts itt
>>221964025>umm excuse me 16 is legal how is that nonce
>>221963940>do you go for specific girls?I prefer the more natural looking ones. Don't really care about looks that much so long as they're not fat.>how old are they?Ages vary. I'm 29 and the youngest I've seen so far was 23, the oldest 35.>any fetishes you go for or just sexo?Just sexo (GFE)
