business idea: only allow women to immigrate
this one was linked first but the other one was posted firstwhat now
r>>221966728quite a conundrum
Leaving r/fireuk fed up of seeing 20 year olds with 200k
>>221966670
rorke listening to farty cock anthem
don't care about retirement plans because i'm just gonna kill myself one day x
>>221966748i didnt have 200k until i was 27quite depressing
>>221966699shag the fit ones
>>221966770I’m 30 and don’t even have 10k
>>221966780why is he doing that
>>221966728This one has got a woman with a ps1 lara croft face
nth for the baddiedem
>>221966780unc doing too much
>>221966815Just having a little boogie at the kids birthday party what’s wrong with that
>>221966780Scr
>>221966699why are girls like this always nurses
You were issued a warning for posting >>221960221.You will not post the following outside of /b/:- Anthropomorphic ("furry") pornography
mad how I have done literally nothing with my life for a year now
right and that’s supposed to be funny is it?
>>221966835Need a fit tattoed gf like this one!
>>221966815it's AI
how's that even bad
heard you the second time mate
mad how I have done literally nothing with my life for 30 years now
>>221966903Get in line!
>>221966870serves you bloody right
what's going on
This One is Machine and NerveAnd has It's Mind Concluded
mad how I have done literally nothing with my life for 5 days now
>>221966941*pushes to the front*
it was sexy though.
It'll be over soon
>>221966934Howling this is me except I’m 24
got bruxism
>>221966908It’s really not
Her besties are going on all platforms batting for her
what the fuck is going on
>>221966981niggereggin
you ever seen a gay indianthere was one at my school and he did ballet
>>221966809what are you doing with your life mate
>>221966993it's a sketch
>>221967013Living life. Drinking deep from the cup of life instead of rotting away in my smelly incel bedroom
>>221967010ever shag him up the arse?
>>221967010on grindr ye
blep!
>>221967055...nh
Rate my plan for doing a tour of Europe this summer>Grab a direct flight from the north east to Alicante>Spend a few days there then go from Alicante to Paris>Move from Paris to Germany in Frankfurt, spend a few days there>Grab a train into Vienna and explore Poland, Czech Republic, Brussels, etc. >After leaving Central Europe head to Italyexplore Tieste and Rome then grab a flight to the Baltics >Explore the Baltics and then grab a ferry to the Nordics >Explore the Nordics for a bit and grab a flight home to the north east of EnglandI think the Nordics are going to screw me over in price because everything there is super expensive but I think this is kind of manageable
um
business idea: Tell the EU you want back in. Offer them a large wooden horse. Put them in the horse, and put the horse in a museum.
>>221966934kayteeeyeemm in a year
>>221967068idk
whys it so hot and sweaty but it's not actually hot just very sweaty
>>221967068k
where have you all gone
got no mates never had a gf and I turn 30 next month
>>221967068dk
>>221967013Never even had a job mate LOL
>>221967127ktim in july next year
erm.
>>221967068dont bother with belgium. so shit and boring. go to NL 'dam or Utrecht instead
sex with italian woman where
>>221967127how tall are you
>>221967127ktim almost
>>221966748Yeah they're ridiculous>I have 500k wealth at 26, am I doing well?
>>221967127bit late now but you're actually meant to put some effort into obtaining those things. bit weird how you didnt realise that sooner
cunt hoovering his car outside really loudlysunday evening make loads of fucking noise is it
>>221967127KTIMI turn 30 next weekIt's OVER for 96 bros
>>221967171normal people don't put effort into any of that it's just a thing that happens as a consequence of being normal
do you reckon if you met a tiger it would try to kill you or would it just leave you alone
>>221967171making mates at the age of 30 is impossible
>>221967174Lad on the right is decently attractive. How is he a virgin?
Bought myself a motorbike today lads :)
>when youtube recommends a channel with a negro in the thumbnail
>>221967127I sort of have friends but never a gf. All my friends interact with each other and they're all married and having kids now so I rarely hear from them.
HACK THE PLANET
They shouldn't let people like me ruin their own lives
>>221967229what kind x
>>221967229is it fast
>>221967229get the L plate on
when you see a black person that acts normal it's like wow well done :)
>>221967211its not actually. but in your mind you've constructed all these barriers and walls to making improvements because you're too scared to take a single step. so for you maybe it is impossible because you keep telling yourself it
>>221967229
>>221967229mate of mine lost a leg from a motorbike crash, put me off em for life
>>221967240I've joined several groups and been to at least one of the weekly meetings for almost a year and I haven't made a single friend
>>221967211Toil lads meet up outside of toil all the time.
if they are doubling every pound given to soccer aid what do they need my money for why not just double their own double
>>221967294>>221967269
>>221967294sitting in the corner not talking to anyone obviously wont work
My mate no longer browses 4chan and is normifying I don't know what to msg him. We talk just fine in person, heck we chat for hours when we meet up every couple months. But since I don't send him shit I've seen on this website the in between communication is dead
keep thinking of how different and much more fruitful my life would be if I weren't autistichad everything going for me, white British lad in nice area growing up on a busy street filled with activity and friendship. but my autistic arse was too weird for people in school so I just played video games and that's all I've done and am doing right now
>>221967310So everyone in the community can feel good about themselves
>>221967269how do you do it then
>>221967294You have to mention doing something together at a different date sometime.
corrrrrrrhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779971452183884.mp4
>>221967229Do you live in the north east? Be careful a radgie doesn't knick it
>>221967337im not your life coach. if you need spoonfeeding for the most basic life skills then its obviously not going to happen. why would i waste my time
yawping the nigger-word into the faces of zoomalis like it’s my racist fus ro dah
>>221967331ktim but in a bad area filled with crime x
>>221967345>uncutprobably all smeggy because trannies are always depressed
>>221966780rorke after taking half a pinger at his nephews birthday party
>>221967345
>>221967345nebula? she has a perfect cock
>>221967355why even bother responding you tedious faggot
>she has a perfect cock>she
>>221967330You need to develop your communication skills. You're using 4chan as a crotch in conversation.
Right well that's three packets of crisps down the gullet
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Next /brit/ meet I will sort you all out and sooner or later you'll fly the coop and be shaggers who everyone wants to be friends with.
>>221967331I had mates but my parents didn't want me playing videogames. Then became addicted to gaming the moment I got some freedom, making up for lost time and more
>>221967269it's possible if you've had mates before and are trying to make new onesbut if you have nevee had mates before this point it's quite literally impossible, your social skills were supposed to develop during your formative years and if this didn't happen enough then you will come off as jilted and awkward, normal people can sense this 'tism from a mile off
do believe the net had a ball shot in it at some point
>>221967420how does your gock compare to >>221967345
men have cocks, women have vaginas
>KSI leaves the sidemenit's so over
>>221967451next image please adam
>>221967454bizarre lie
>>221967420>You need to develop your communication skillsSuch as?
>>221967458Literally who?
>>221967454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocEouB1gi14
>>221967467https://voca.ro/18hj1HpzRoFz
>>221967467if you threaten to take your own life, people will have to pay attention to you!
>>221967458haha it's over for zoomers now they're old like us millennials HAHAHAHAHAHA TZD
when shall we meet at the capulet spear
>>221967467Need to be able to speak about any topic freely instead of depending on the few things you have in common.
>>221967395because i'll do what i want you stupid gimp >>221967446maybe. losers like this are probably better off dead 2bh. they'd contribute more as fertiliser
>>221967505ksi is 32
just saw a picture of a man with his top off
>>221967485rorke flummoxed by this
>>221967515lashing out on 4chan award
Right well that's two plates of penne arrabiata I've just stuffed down my fat fucking gullet x
>>221967410yeah she does, her gf can put 2 hands around it>>>/gif/30712309
men are so hot. there's just something about them that makes me want to fuck them for 24 hours straight
sat on me bollocks again
right well
>humans are social animalslie to make you okay with being cattle in a penwe were not meant to live like this
>>221967544just shows how pathetic and timid you are if you consider that lashing out. you probably sleep with the light on lol
>>221967345how is that someone who doesnt even want a cock gets a better one then me. how is that fair god wtf
new Geonazi dropped
221967572dont you ever reply to me again you bent tuba blower
Don't know which one you lot are but I'm definitely the one in blue
>>221967578Good team cape verde goooooood team
>>221967583lashing out on 4chan on a sunday evening award
>>221967591Godberg cacking with laughter at your expense
>>221967572big fan of lilith
>>221967573he's up there with the wachowskis on the list of things designed to prove 4chan wrong
>>221967496you sound like you take it up the ass
leftypol thinks chopping your dick off and ingesting harmful chemicals is as natural as aging
>>221967614gona cry, nigga?
I'm the marijuana taker from earlier and I'm now going out to the shops to buy some food I hope I don't shit myself
>>221967609dogs are so fucking dumb
>>221967638first day on 4chan award
>>221967627i am a woman
why are there women in soccer aid
Spaki daily meltdown counter: 3
>>221967651bit ironic
Kinda weird shagging escorts then seeing reviews of the same woman on UKpunting knowing you're just one person away in connection terms.
>fat bastard rewards restaurantssounds about right
>>221967679do you kiss them?
>>221967670is robbie williams on it again
>>221967609seems like there's a genetic intelligence difference wonder if that applies more generally
It's up
>>221967609my dog (husky/APBT mix) would just knock the table over
>>221967678bizarre
>>221967697and if so how should it inform our actions and policymuch to ponder indeed
intelligence is overrated
>>221967679six degrees of random prossie
>>221967458I heard KSI lost champions league related bet. Arteta can't keep getting away with it, first he mugs the gooners off and now he's killing sidemenget him out of my club!
>>221967689Yeah you have to IMODon't see how you can have sex without intimacy I'm a clusmy kisser though
nigga name is keir
>>221966699I feel like bragging again what I did to my boss before I quit >Grabbed his cigarettes and threw them into a trash can>Called him a cuck>Said his dick didn't work >Called him fat and old >Told him Id call ice but El Salvador doesn't want him back >Told him it was illegal to fuck his wife because she was a pig
Did anyone watch today's garyseconomics?
When "ROADMEN" Meets REAL Gangsters (COMPILATION) Part 1
>>221967496HOWLING
>>221967709cheers tom x
>>221967758and then everybody clapped
>>221967726Wish I were intelligent or talented or anything
>>221967761>garyseconomicsno but I saw his book in Waterstones
>>221967761he seems a bit clueless and biased
>>221967709I already posted it mate >>221967601
i miss when porn had plotshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780220142387980.webm
>>221967788you should learn how to juggle
>>221967761no that nigga is too zesty for me
>>221967797Well of course he's biased he's literally presenting is view lol what a weird thing to say
>>221967573how short is this tranny?
Are you lads more of a Tifa or Aerith man?
hello
>>221967609im the one in red and white (falls at the last hurdle and doesnt get any)
Where do you get your Pokémon cards graded?
>>221967787I fucking wished instead he tried to hit me with his truck and was telling me if he had a gun he would blow my brains out
>>221967840yuffie :)
>>221967850alri alri alriian
>>221967840Cait Sith
>>221967833not weird. why would i want anyones biased opinion? high chance of it being very inaccurate.give me the facts and i'll form my own take on it thanks.
>>221967835he's a strapping young lad
>>221967808scromitting
grew up in the sewers but the river made me
>>221967850hi Ian
>>221967573greatest greek warrior
how are we enjoying our last day of being lazy pieces of shit before we turn everything around tomorrow and start our brand new lives?
>>221967808Will sign up as an uber eats courier and try this
>>221967623a self mutilating, out of work actress and 2 dudes who were mind broken by a dominatrix into trooning outpillars of the faggot community
>>221967874That's not Devin.
>>221967840rinoa
>Bristol vigil for Henry Nowak met with counter-protestleftypol keeping it classy
Sir Ian Smith
>>221967220he lied
>>221967840Jessie clears
>>221967926insane how evil leftypol is
smelling a fish
>Age 15 (Final Fantasy X)um
>>221967850any music recs Ian?
>>221967873
>>221967926white lives dont matter
You can do anything, you can go anywhere, you can be anyone.Don't let anyone tell you otherwise /brit/.Especially not yourself.
>>221967917yjk
>>221967926People still think there's any way out other than William Luther Pierce's ideas
>>221967951Coldplay
very tired so it's beddy bo bo's time for me x
>>221967926Can only have vigils for white people if it involves singing don't look back in anger
>>221967962>You can do anything, you can go anywhere, you can be anyone.no i can't
>>221967999it's not even half 7
>>221967926>it's realyou will never hate leftists enough
Hpi clear incase you was wondering
Lads, I've been a bit constipated lately and I'm worried. Never had it before.I'm taking antibiotics, is this a normal side effect? Never taken them before.
>>221967999a cat tucked up in bed! how darling!whatever will they think of next
>>221968012Why not?
>>221967926the lads
>>221968018but i am tired
>>221967926https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8pkr2pzeyo>There just hasn't been any incident like this but, nonetheless, there is something for the community to do, to make sure every fully-practising Sikh that wears a Kirpan understands the law and understands that if you use your Kirpan offensively, it ceases to be a Kirpan.what?
>>221968053you can just hear this gay middle class accents
>>221967999scored an early bed time
>>221968057if you go to sleep now you'll be waking up at 3am and your whole day will be fucked. you'll be in a tim loop
>>221968022Comically evil.
>>221967787>>221967758Btw he is still pissed off at the fact I crushed up his cigarettes before throwing them away and for saying he was a cuck
>>221968022>left vs right nonsense goy
I should've accepted the ride for a chance of catch up talk, fucking idiot
I feel like bragging again what I did to my boss before I quit>Gave him six months of notice. He waited until last week then tried to get me to train ten people to see if one could prove useful.>Warned him repeatedly that prayer and passing the buck are 50/50 at best>Said that I can't keep watching everyone at the company shoot themselves in the foot as a matter of procedure>Told him that I can't fix people who don't want to change. Showed him my binder of operating procedures and best practices with link printed on the spine. This was news to him. >Told him I'm not against working here in the future if things improve, just that I'm worn out trying to improve things with no help.>Told him that some of the things he tries to do, or asks others to do, are illegal, and that one of the few things I've gotten through to these assholes is to go with the legal and safe method that gives the same results without the risk of a many-thousand-dollar fine and loss of life or limb.
>>221968062Sikhs have a religious obligation to carry a knife, most carry a little symbolic one that can't do real harm.
>>221968070>um yeah... we just need to do more to like... facilitate integration... and like... this whole thing, right... is just the billionaires trying to demonise immigrants and people of colour, yeah..?
just finished deltarune chapter 4. mental that i will be dead before it is finished
>she gets jealous if eat out >She won't let me cook only she can cook >She says she likes it when I come home smelling like shit after working landscaping >She enjoys watching me work outside >She packs my lunch >She won't let me drink energy drinks >She actually watches my health >Also only goes to the gym to watch me liftWhy do Asian women do this?
>>221968022Vigil for what
this was the vigil and this was the protestabout 20 people in totalnothing burger
>>221968091with who
>>221968075nope i'll get about 11 hours of sleep which will make me feel good. i know how to sleep lad don't worry i'm good at it
>>221968075a time loop or a tim loop?
>>221968122I could take em all out with a fart
think the toilfu realised i was staring at her tits because she hasn't worn a low cut top since
>>221968123An acquaintance who offered the group a ride home. I always walk home from town, takes an hour but it's a comfy night walk
>>221968153tim loopthere's portals involvedit gets messy ;3
still far too hot in my smelly incel flat
Watched the penalty kicks in Paris. I get it, most players are brown, but why are a lot of fans brown and black these days, too? Where are all the working class chavs? Famous trouble makers in Europe? Is this an ideological camera work or an actual replacement? Well at least it is fair, both players and fans look alike.
might hand the keys to my incel flat to a random homeless guy and go live in a cardboard box
>>221967454So this is Rorke
>>221968105Sounds like some manual labour shite? Get a real job, in an office.
>>221968174no time to catch up in a group ride
>>221968187Wogs like wogball. News at 11
>>221968169they weren't even good
>>221968187it's an actual replacement
>try to horribly burn dadberg but add salt to the boiling water instead of sugar>chuck the pasta water at him anyway and scald him a bit>get stopped by police and need to come up with a fake name on the spot>Johnny Johnson
>>221968122lol that gay old man trying to pull the brown guy at a "stand up to racism" funeral protest
>>221968122Being a nothing burger is irrelevant as leftypol's immediate thought on hearing about a vigil (for a wh*te devil) was to get the placards out, their mindset at it's root is pure evil
>>221968187rorke got so mad at migration that he tries to pretend the lower leagues are better anyway
moving to the Virgin islands
mad how even the immigrants in this country are munters compared to the psg fans being shown on tv
https://youtu.be/apXt2KxqtwQ
>>221968119>she gets jealous if eat outwhy?
>>221968187Arsenal are the darkies team, the French are all darkies
>>221968254you're already there
>>221968122all of henrys mourners left after brexit so that the sikhs supporters could flood in en masse, not sure what you expected
yeah i wash my sheets at 60 degfuck ed miliband and his woke eco cronies
>>221968254fuck off we're full
>>221968268omg cute
geowizard stuck in the barbed wire fence while farmer approaches from behind rule 34
about to have my third poo of the day
>>221968237what an angry looking young man
>>221968237the master race everyone
why cant black guys take penalties? doesnt make any sense. calmness and composure is supposed to be the cronem's gift
mad how insane it is
I worked with a guy from the Virgin Islands and he got fired within the first month for showing up absolutely pissed. He was awesome
>>221968327mental
>>221968204Pyrochemical/pyrotechnics... I don't think I'm going to find a strict office job that pays on par.
mad how many sad men are in herecheer up!!!!!
>>221968327say swear
>>221968237>try to horribly burn dadberg but add salt to the boiling water instead of sugarWhat's the difference?
>>221968280i washed my sheets as well todaybut at 30 i think on the quick washi did it pretty late and had to get them on the dryer
for me it's the nullipara islands
>>221968342Become a Python Engineer
>>221968355sugar turns it into molten lava that you cant get off easily
>>221968343i just woke up x sipping a 'fee feeling grand
got sunburnx
all sex is gay because the cervix is practically an underdeveloped bellend so every time you thrust you're frotting with her proto willy
>>221968367just put mine inmight be having a soggy sleep aha x
>>221968310when white people get stressed their skin changes colour. the same isn't true for nons. you can never tell what's going through their head.
>>221968302never understood why they talked to himjust ignore him and keep going there was only one field left
>>221968377this post brought to you by chatgpt: Irony's not dead as long as it's in the subroutines.
>>221968264She wants to be the one that feeds me and it means that I'm not spending time with her if I eat out.
>>221968415virgin
I shat in the urinal of a Israeli owned business in Boston commons because that's what they get for making me pay taxes to some shit hole in the middle east
making burgers in a minute
>>221968310They need to embrace their Balotelli aura, "fuck whitey I gon do what I want" type shit
gf showing me her dads stamp collection
>>221968442for me it's iheanacho
>>221968434sent those masshole kikes flying
yes i am a pure, innocent, untarnished virgin thank you
>>221968432??
>>221968503>>221968503>>221968503
god made one group of people with pale skin (like angels), with a variety of different hair and eye coloursthe rest of them have brown skin, brown eyes and black hairwhy?
>>221968480ktim
>>221968444he's a lepidopterist?
