Guy Goma edition
is /brit/ generally nice or mean?
>>221899833>humans exist for 100,000+ years>infant mortality is rife>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc>life expectancy of 25>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oilit's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?
>>221976351insincere
>>221976351it's generally gay more than anything else
peter hitchens
>>221976355Yeah, those civilized people were so much kinder and more peaceful than the Hebrews, lol
mental that people speak irish
>>221976325Saskia Teague appeared on GB News and her Twitter has been pushed a great deal. She makes comments that're ostensibly further to the right than pretty much any other patriotic, nationalistic or conservative Englishman or woman, yet her surname is Irish and she is now in a relationship with a supposed Irish nationalist.I could smell a rat months ago so it's nice to have my suspicions confirmed. LOL. And yes, it does go both ways, I find it hilarious that the much more politically mild Survive the Jive has a Swedish wife.
really cannot stand /pol/ posters anymore i get it was fun in 2016 when everyone stopped being apolitical, since mainstream politics actually became relevant and exciting but now it's just dull and depressing
>>221976368
>>221976362>>221976365what about /cum/? i'm looking for camaraderie and /deutsch/ is very mean to me most of the timei'm also not german so i feel doubly unwelcome there
can never be topped
>>221976388stay in /brit/ and become a beloved thread personalitywe will adopt you
haha
>>221976388well what the fuck are you
>>221976394such a strange thing to search, and on twitter of all things
>>221976400she's mental aha x
2am /legs/
>>221976388what are.you if not german
>>221976400hate how naking weird faces has become a fing now
>>221976401>>221976422i am a brit>>221976395i've tried posting in /brit/ multiple times over the years but was always bullied out because of the flag, no matter how many times i said i'm a brit
>>221976431*kisses you*
>>221976431FOJ
>>221976441i am sorry friend, my heart belongs to another
>>221976431*fondles you*
Test
>>221976431I posted here for 3 years on a German flag. If you're sufficiently funny people will tolerate you. Those who dont like you will just filter you. Avoid having some obnoxious spamming gimmick
>>221976414She is so fit
>>221976455...
>>221976455you failed
>>221976448foy>>221976452>>221976451>>221976458>sufficiently funnythat must be the issue then, i'm not funny at all
https://youtu.be/ZavwtJxmqJI
>>221976490woah
>>221976455is it still daylight up there?
>>221976414i want to be her slave
oh my days!
brutal
>>221976511mad how this is iceland right now
>>221976473go home tommy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28svsoq4esQ
>>221976334how the fuck do you write a book about a relatively minor mix up
>>221976523oh my daaaaaays
>>221976524>>221976533id kms
>>221976546ai
>>221976546with lots of tangents my wife could do it
>>221976380Is she the one who kicked up a fuss because Restore suspended her for saying only whites can be British then got a grovelling apology from Charlie Downes and let back in
they should invent a place where it's dark all the time
>>221976576your bedroom not good enough?
why are so many people out and about at 130 on a sunday evening?
>>221976579Bodied that incel
>>221976579got the light on so no x
>>221976576the winter solstice is my favourite day of the year
>>221976380All women political activists are either plants/MI5 (like the Grant sisters), narcissists fishing for simps (like Emily Hewertson) or just contrarian retards (like Sophie Corcoran)
>>221976576truth nuke
hate my life want to DIE
love my life want to live forever
>>221976598Glad to say I have no idea who any of these people are
>>221976602>>221976606ktim
what should i watch
>>221976602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb90QDSssSo
>>221976602pscrtim
>>221976626local nature documentaries
>>221976616I'm surprised, they've all had the odd simp posting about them here over the years
>>221976626Upgrade, or the show "dark matter"
wish i lived in a heckin' hwalkable hwite area so i could go out and people-watch
>>221976626The World at War - available on YouTube
>>221976626reading is always an option
>>221976380>Teaguethat cant be her real name.
>>221976576you're always welcome in my back passage
doing an incel sleep
>>221976414she was so cute, we should have protected her but just wanted to see her growler
Do you believe in magicIn a young girl’s fart
>>221976663cant believe americans actually live in really nice cities and ive been fed propaganda about those two shitholes situated on either coast
Can't barrage the Sneedrage
https://i.ylilauta.org/6e/f8/6ef8f0cc7a5038ee.mp4
Just drank some of my coke
>>221976733supposed to put it up your snoz
>>221976725the sneed upgrade got him over the finish line
Incel slept the day away and now I'm not tired
>>221976719Me? I love by beautiful country USA
>>221976751about to go to bed but my blood sugar is lowits not fair
China has like a dozen New York City sized cities that nobody’s ever heard of.
>>221976789bet nothing happens in any of them
Might ghost all my online friends
Now confirmed the British Labour government has banned Hasan Piker from entering the UK because apparently he's too left wing and too anti-IsraelLiterally banning someone because you don't like their speechReform voters will still claim Starmer is a Communist thoughbeit even though he's banning leftists from entering the UK and repealing trans rights and deporting 24% more people than the Tories did at their peakReally is pointless trying to get through to these people...
why was robbie williams a monkey
sittin on the couch in my undies smelling like rotting flesh
need to acquire a gf before Friday so I can watch scary movie with her
>>221976803Leftypol...it's 3am
i bet alysa liu does some really cute farts
>>221976803
>>221976803Don't careThese people were celebrating when right-wingers were getting banned from the UK
Guangzhou, China has a city population of 18,676,605 and a metro population of 32,623,413.
>>221976831name one famous guangzhoueryou can't
>>221976831If you take 5 seconds to do the smallest amount of research (a google search) you'll find that China and India have always had very high populations compared to the rest of the world because they're large fertile land masses
>>221976789I always think about this desu even in the parts you think are deserted there is probably one city with a London or atleast Chicago sized population
how do we not know anything about guangzhou that's mad, i honestly don't even know much about peking or shanghai though
my favourite youtuber Molesadventure went to Pengdu a couple months ago...
>>221976830its based when chuds get banned tho because their message is just "kill minorities"leftists get banned for saying "tax billionaires and dont do genocides"starmerites see both these sides as equally extreme
>>221976803Its fake like tommy robinson shit. The establishment is pro israel but happily let in many muslim "refugees" no matter how terroristy they are online or offline.
What grosses me out is looking at LA and the surrounding area on Google Maps. It's one massive concrete blob which is like 70 miles wide and 70 miles tall
Fucking hellhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_in_China_by_population
>>221976852your mum is a large fertile mass
>>221976867Hasan literally said America deserved 9/11 but okay
>>221976880they all look exactly the same
leftypol: open borders!rorke: for israel!leftypol: :Oleftypol shocked, rorke rocks!
>>221976891america did deserve 1000 9/11s honestly imo
just found a cure for cancer
>>221976893literal paradise tho... and all under communism. says it all really..
>>221976803he has a jewish wife mate, kind of hard to go against the people that give you handjobs
>>221976880have never heard of Chongqing before even once but apparently theres 30 fucking million people living there
>>221976891Japan didn't deserve hiroshima and nagasaki but here we are x
>>221976903let's hear it then
apparently there's a big film in cinemas right now that originated as a 4chan post in 2019 and some 20 year old made a proper film out of it imagine how that original poster feelsI'm angry on his behalf desu
>>221976928the world became reddit after 2020
for me it goes:village > town > city > nation > subcontinent > continent
just put my airpods case in my mouth and almost choked on it :/
>>221976915i know chongqing because there's a chinky fella there who does blumpf impressions
>>221976928i would be pretty chuffed honestlywhy would he be angrywhy would you be angry
>>221976945because those are his milllionsthey belong to him
To be fair Chongqing's region is massive
>>221976948the geography is mental though.its like everyone here living in the lake district instead of london and manchester
fave takeaway lads? xx
>>221976947not reallydo they belong to the original photographer? obviously not
>>221976948do chinese people not got confused having 50 different places all named things like zhangjiajie and jiangzhou
>>221976963Chongqing Chow
>>221976948like my ding dong
any good youtube videos i can listen to while grinding osrs
>>221976963chinese x
Bought some nice cotton and linen clothes the other day and feeling cute and twinky in them x
>>221976983No Maidingdong’s population only has 25 million people in it. Try to keep up.
>>221976979i dont know, do english people get confused having 50 different places named longbottom-upon-quim and puddleford?
>>221976989www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8
>>221976989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uE-tqe0xsQ
>>221976963burger king
>>221976989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW_8GoM4A1Y
>>221977005sometimes !
>>221977013unc's still eating burger king :skullface:five guys has absolutely murdered them over the past decadeI'm in inner London and the closest one is like 40 minutes away
>>221976980>>221977003scr
>>221977028>I'm in inner London and the closest one is like 40 minutes awaywhich
>>221977028five guys is the most overpriced food in the entire land
>>221976989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xtFp2Wu_To
chinese niggas be like hello my name is clarence
>>221977030I’m glad somebody appreciated those underrated zingers.
I cant afford five guys
>>221977054bet you can take five guys though
i prefer burger king to five guys
mcdonald's for me
Your plans for the fourth of July?
>>221977054Sell your arse to five guys
>>221977070err dunno
>>221977046overpriced, aye.superior to burger king though unfortunatelyhas been many a year since I had one of them ZINGER bugers or whatever the fuck they're called
>>221977070gonna watch baseball and put a hot dog up me bum!!
>>221977078will you at least watch The Patriot?
>>221977089maybe!
>>221977087patriot
>>221977070new yugioh set comes out the day prior so I was thinking of hitting up a couples stores to see it they have it
I found a martyr in my bed tonightShe stops my bones from wondering just who I am, who I am, who I amOh, who am I? Mmm, mmm-mmmWell, some nights, I wish that this all would end'Cause I could use some friends for a changeAnd some nights, I'm scared you'll forget me againSome nights, I always win (I always win)But I still wake up, I still see your ghostOh Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for, oh-oh(Oh-ooh-woah) what do I stand for?(Oh-ooh-woah) what do I stand for?Most nights, I don't know
>>221977070Lament that I wasn't there to experience the 250th 4th of July
scranning a cock
>>221977070my town always burns an effigy of an englishman i dunno how we'll make it special for the 250th
ooh aah... just a little bitooh aah... a litte bit more
>>221977139bradley walsh englishman for the 250th
>>221977141tune
Fuck off
>>221977139seems a bit meanwhy do you come to /brit/ if you want to burn us
i'm still dark maga
what do you call a canadian cody
dunno
>>221977175Canucks ARE codyas are australians
>>221977183no such thing as an australian codythey're all lachlans and bruces
spend so much time chatting with eastern euros, latinos, japanese, chinese, etc online that it's broken my english skillslike im white british, but never go outside and interact with white brits. i've spend hours a day speaking with foreignersthink it means i code switch so i use certain phrases, drop certain grammatical features, etc to make myself easier to understand.not sure what to make of it...
*enters brit*
>>221977202i do this sometimes toomentally i start talking to myself like an esl because i think it's funny but then it ends up with me just actually thinking in broken english lel
>>221977210Lovely creatures :)
>>221977210he thinks he's a duck
Yo, sexy ladies wan' par wid usInna di car wid us, dem nah war wid usInna di club dem wan' flex wid usTo get next wid us, dem cyaan' vex wid usFrom di day me born, Jah ignite mi flameGyal ah call mi name and it is my fameIt's all good, girl, turn me on'Til ah early morn', let's get it onLet's get it on 'til ah early morn'Girl, it's all good, just turn me on
might become scottish
What the fuck?
>>221977276hi
They're trying to stop me neeting
>>221977276Is there seriously a need to swear?
um
right well
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