english author edish
>5am >there's some sad cunt outside yelling "Ars-e-nal. Arsenal FC, we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen"It's a fucking workday. The unemployed who live vicariously through better men astound me.
>>221977939yell back>arse>anal
the summer reading list
commencing gymtoil
remember this
took 2 tylenol pms and not tired at all
hate feminoids
hi im a girl :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlvgARHdzc
I'm an evil incel freak
Most men have no idea about fashion
>>221978095*attacks you*
>>221978093>>221978101ktim
>>221978105check my fit
get the fit fatties posted
>>221978129shan't
Haven't slept a wink
>>221978126That's not you
>>221978137just going to bed me x
>>221978072'Transphobic techno' was released at a very unfortunate pivot in history
If this were normal /brit/ time someone would've limp wristed my post and we'd all get a good laugh. Instead this clueless fucking yank posts a picture of hasanabi. So dire
>>221978151everyone is getting ready for a hard day's work :)
I AM A NEET
good night
have to do two days toil then i have two days off but the weather doesn't look good
you lads had your bucket o' shite for breakfast yet?
my goal for june is 12k steps a day average and NO BOOZE
tung tung tung sahur
>>221978240hate this guy
>>221978292
why do hairlines have that bit on the side
>>221978322ask jeeves down?
>>221978332...yh
strongly suspect /brit/ is astroturfed i dont trust any yall
>>221978332F
>>221978343im paid by mossad to post bradleys
did loads of benzos and spent all my money on prostitutes and it made my life a lot more difficult, then i did benzos again and crashed my car and now my life is basically ruined, so yeah basically don't do benzos lads. still going to keep doing them myself though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwT6j5zgCzo
>>221978400benzos seem like the most pointless idiotic drug out there. they just make you black out and do stupid shit. whats the point of getting wasted and doing stupid shit if you never remember it
might level up my loser game by taking benzos
>>221978451like alcohol innit
>>221978451i have paralysing anxiety and can't do anything other than hide in my smelly bedroom having panic attacks without them. i need psychiatric help but i'm too anxious to try and get it, catch 22 and that
>>221978461nah its quite difficult to black out on alcohol if youre not a woman or an alcoholic>>221978465is it possible that benzo abuse and withdrawal might exacerbate your panic attack problem
the singular limp wrist poster
>>221978480>is it possible that benzo abuse and withdrawal might exacerbate your panic attack problemyeah but the problem is still bad enough when my system is free and clear
got a delicious coffee and an glass of OJ
>>221978400I've got a very similar story. Been completely sober 9 months now.
zoomerchads won
sitting under a coconut tree on a tropical beach
>>221978611haven't seen a new release since nosferatu
>>221978611Right is already outperforming the new Starslop.I hate movies so much. I can't even imagine thinking you have job security against AI when your job is to make Ant Man 12 and you can't even do that right.
Oh no Labour bros
me? i only trust my own eyes and ears
>>221978480i mean its difficult to blackout on benzos if use them in the way they are supposed to be used also ..
>>221978491people shouldnt he given benzos for panic attacks and anxietythats dumb
>>221978611movies selling is just about getting on the right trends
the cure to anxiety? Jesus Christ
Turning 30 this week lads :(
Emma Watson anal stink bomb.
right well
>>221978818Unc general
>>221978837I was born in 1996It not right
>>221977910back from my virgin walk
in my house
nth for the gyaldem
i'm a 34 year old boy
>>221978860You're still a zoomer in heart unc
>>221978878Ktim
you stealin the swag boy? you coulda just asked for it
can someone give me some crumbs of attention please
>>221976343Ah yes, Christopher "Colorectal Cancer" Hitchens. Good fucking riddance you cunt. No one misses you aside from your fellow bananafuckers.
>>221978874girls are legit disgusting
>>221978908
>>221978870is that resident evil 7 done is ps1 graphics?
>>221978932yes
>>221978905braz il.....
>>221978908haven't yet come to the realization that your kind are defective huh
another weekup and at em
>>221978908faggot
cody i took 2 tylenol pms dude
Why was CH used for the OP image, anyways? You could've picked a CHRISTIAN English author, I'm plenty sure that there are more than enough English Protestant authors you could've picked instead of Christopher Motherfuckin' Butt Baby Hitchens.
>>221978870>that moment when CJ's mother's ghost appears because you are killing too many innocent people
>>221978656They just want less foreigns stealing their jerbz, racist bastards.
Atheists are destined for Hell unless they repent and atone for their sins. Jesus of Nazareth is the only way. The blind shall not lead the blind and the sinful shall not lead the sinful. It only creates more blindness and sin.
>>221978960note the flag that posted it
Really like the skinhead look but I just know I would look ridiculous instead of cool
>>221978874girls are legit majestic
>>221978984only really works if there's a group of skinheads. if you're a lone one you just look like a terrorist
got stuff to do but instead I fell asleep in the evening last night, woke up about midnight and stayed up all night. spent the last hour binge eating. now im back in bed.
>>221978926peng
Hair is life. As a norwoodcel I am barred from it all. Ironically, you need nice hair to look good with a shaved head. I wish I could do slicked back hair as well. I've got to rock a Trumpian combover and pray for no wind. It's bleak.
>>221978926dats propa mental dat wun hairfta be cerebriated
>>221978908I hate that I love them, but I wouldn't let go of that feeling
>>221979078Wear cowboy hats they're cool
roke up early
I'm Jude Law status but not nearly as handsome or rich
>>221979102might do this
>>221979114Start doing this:
>>221979004Most brutal blackpill
lost in thought
>>221978984I'm a baldy head
>>221979146bro is in inception
My goodness Madame! You look ravishing today! Care for a rape?
toil loomsfeeling fatneed to get skinny
bro really used the word norwoodcel
Lads, I know that we exchange bantz back and forth a lot but I want you to know that I genuinely love and respect England and her culture. A carpenter I work with once told me that you "should never forget your brothers in England" and I take that to heart. Luv you bros xx
hate yanks
>>221979208good post, i have really liked every american i have met irl, very chatty warm people. plus english men and american women belong together, it's the natural order of things.
tinker bell tickling my ballsack
didn’t wake up for my 6 am alarm
>>221979247YA SACKED MATE
>>221979208Your image is about American and British friendship but all you’re talking about is England. Which is it
>>221979208thats nice of you to sayi like the US constitution, particularly the 1st amendment, and how seriously you take it. i wish we had 1st amendment protections here
>>221979208Funny that you posted this as I was just thinking about how much I find it incredibly annoying when "BAME" people in Britain scoff at white British-descended Americans to tell them they don't know anything about British culture or that they shouldn't have an opinion on Britain
we turned the english language into the mutt language for the whole world to use
>>221979134>>221979140>>221979150Who are these supposed to be? Reminds me a bit of the woman you marry in the Metro games
>>221979264Just gonna call in sick
>>221979264Next step is turning transsexual
>>221979208*starts to tear up but looks away to hide face*gay
>>221979290theyre characters from elden ringbut theyre complete fiction as you dont actually see any of their face in game, the first two wear helmets and the last one is in a different body
Tempted to get Stellaris again but don't think my computer has the storage for it
>>221979296too late lad i already rang ya boss and grassed on ya ahah
>>221979325In a different body? Just like how sacked tranny was born in the wrong body?
>>221978926spoiler this hog
>>221979348no shes a demigod who sacrificed her corporeal flesh and has to possess doll bodies instead
tempted to get Stella again
>>221979379Give Madrí a try. You will not regret.
>>221979290that metro girl steadily got less attractive with each game, bit of a rug pull
Not very start of summer is it
that's the morning poo done
>>221979290Rellana, Selen and Ranni(pre-shattering) from Elden Ring>>221979325We've seen Selen's faceRellana is Rennala's a little sister and associated with the moon so artists just go off the same black hair and blue eyes theme. When Rellana left to head to the land of Shadows her big sis Rennala cut off her own hair and gave it to her little sister. Rellana wears that hair on her armour, I take that as another hint towards her appearance under the helmet Ranni as a child of radagon carried the grace of gold so golden eyes is a good fit. Her brothers Radahn and Rykard both share golden eyes
>>2219788861996 is a weird year stuck between millennials and zoomers
>>221979411
>>221979400White Man's weather
Can't you hear me yell-a? You're putting me through hell-a. Stella. STELLAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>221979435i remember when ythis bih turned into a ball
>>221979471mmmmmmAAAAAAaargemmmmmmAAAAAAAaaarge
>>221979208I've found Yanks seem to bunch us with other Europeans, but I feel closer to a Yanks than Europeans besides the Irish
Alysa Liu grinding on a BWC
JBW is Law.BWC is Law.WMWF is Law.WMAF is Law.WMIF is Law.WMBF is Law.
>>221979506probably because they speak English mate well done sharp as a fucking cue ball you
>>221979485It's tragic, enough to drive a Tarnished mad
>>221979523>>221979512
>>221979523true but you need hair
think im the only one who cba going to work
just realised porn is disgusting ive grown up beyond such things
>>221979523Timmy copying and pasting this from his truecel.txt note
got the death in june on in my big oversized flannel feeling malignant incel angst
Wifeberg having a melty because she's back to her shit retail job tomorrow
Charlie Malaponte Jews meltdown compilation
>>221979563you dont earn enough so she can stay at home?
never going outside again
>>221979563Ooooh you’re fucked mate. She’s gonna start looking for a little something something with someone there
anyone want to hear my tragic story
>>221979582I know of a place where you never get harmedA magical place with magical charms
Who do you think killed Marylin Monroe
It's all on my shoulders. I MUST save the White race.
>>221979591aliens
Not wanked in 4 days cause I'm too sad to wank. But then I feel happier I've not wanked and get horny, so I have to wallow in sadness to kill my wank urge. This isn't sustainable
>>221979589me me me
saw a grey alien fall off a skateboard and crack his big grey head open
>>221979589Don't need to ask just post
>>221979589>>221979612what a boring story
>>221979612:(
>>221979557Jaquavius coping
im made out of piss
>>221979676at least you have a nice golden hue
im piss man
>>221979552alri just finished wanking lad
>>221979269It's about England mostly.
if you're ever insecure about your willy, imagine being a woman and going through pregnancy knowing that you're fanny will be completely busted at the end of it and there's nothing you can do. And if you want to avoid that is to accept a surgery that like every surgery leaves a unsightly scar and brings with it several inherent risks including death.
im scotch irish
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780278234844675.mp4
>>221979772im starting to feel like women have it hard too lowkey
>>221979783what
>>221979676is it real liquid piss or the solid that piss turns into over time?
>>221979783?
>>221979608same. i only wank once a fortnight because i want to prevent prostate cancer and i do not wish to consult a doctor about it
black lasses
>>221979802liquid piss people dont let me into their house because everything gets piss on it my life is a tragedy
remember when they used to say more reasons to shop at morrisonstheyre not allowed to say that anymore because of woke
https://youtu.be/skn0BiAYdHo
>>221979783Redditrooms (2026)
drinking a can of pop
hate it when you poo and the water splashes on your bum and balls
>>221979828bros walking around in a BAG
no one loves medue to the piss
>>221979808Going to try and get used to this constant irritation, I don't want to be controlled by the flesh >>221979810CORRRRRRRRRRR SOPHFuck now I have to wallow in sadness a bit more
>>221979856poseidon's kiss.
>>221979856dont need to wipe then this happens
>>221979882if you stopped simping 247 youd probably be exposed to less gooner materials
hello negro
ktim
>>221979891better than neptune's knob
Bet Emma Watson does some ripe farts.
think i laughed harder at aqua teen hunger force than anything else i watched
what the hell were they thinking
slenderman will return in backrooms 2
>>221979941Nathan For You did it for me
>>221979943looks cool
You niggas played Shenmue before?
>>221976343Love Hitchens
>>221979941>>221979946need you both in a kampuchean labor camp
not been getting enough REM sleep recently
hello fellow shaggers and employed millionaire chads, how is the investment banking going so far today?
watching a slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically-diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted and cheap-jumpscares-free A24 film
>>221979923Negro just means black in latin languages and it refers to the hair color or profession (of your ancestors charcoaler/blacksmith) there are many italians with Negro/del Negro/Negroni/Negri surnames
>>221979950played a demo of Shenmue 2 as a kid and liked it a lot, I think it felt trippy to me at the time probably cos of the weird dialogue
have a negroni. have two.
little old lady next door got quoted 5 grand to replace a few fence pannels on her front garden, she was about to agree to it too cost me 300 quid 2 hours of work to sort it for her, hate how everyone just wants to rip people off these days. bet they were gyppos too
heatwave is over they said but it's 18 degrees at 8 in the morning
>>221979972pretty good my fellow employed investment banker, my lovely girlfriend that i have and live with woke me up with sex and then made me breakfast, i'm just making a quick post while taking a break between sets in my home gym before i shoot off to the bank
>>2219799812011 wants its gimmick back. a24 does the opposite of this now
>>221980007good lad
Just found out the dude who sang over tge rainbow was an hyperobese hawaian whose entire family died just because they were fat fucjs and he too died at 28 because he was too heavy
>>221979981Obsession and the Nosferatu remake were both filled with jump scares. The Obsession ones were good but the Nosferatu ones were mostly cheap
>>221980007only good thing pikeys do is scam/inconvenience the walking leeching corpses we call pensionsers. dont interfere next time
>>221979898I don't spaff for the gyal x baddiedem, I've mastered the flesh related to them. It's just rynkerbell, those big booty queens and japs that heem me atm>>221979925Those "nice to the weird kids" Staceys permanently breaking lil truecels mind
>>221980043Nosferatu was horrid, boring, cringe shite
>>221980040it was the CIA heart attack guns braddah
8 beers in how you lot holding up?
>>221980048>walking leeching corpses we call pensionsersYou will become one of them, too. Fyi
stanley poo brick CIA heart attack gun eyes wide shut event
>>221980057it was okay but it doesn't hold a candle to the original or the 70s Herzog remake
>>221980055Need her to stream more so I can acclimate to her foid personality and conquer any feelings of lust towards her supple arse
>>221980015haha terrific. you know what we always say in the City, "we always have sex and breakfast and then train in the gym and then go to work to earn millions of pounds". hope your stocks are as high as they are for me at my extremely fluid but legal banking job.
>>221980060I dont know they had to use cranes to bring him on stage. But yes the CIA is behind the genocide of native hawaiians through McDonald's
>>221980073On that, I agree
man's mental health
aahh....morning all.
>>221979968Same only got 4 hours again
>>221980040like baby huey except he wasn't hawaiian
There was a memorial for Henry Nowak today. He died drowning in his own blood, stabbed in the lung by a Sikh, the officers called to the scene laughing at him, cuffing him instead of providing medical care, because the brown man who stabbed him had accused him of being a racist.These vile creatures showed up to the vigil, screaming obscenities as wreaths were laid, “shouting down” a three minute silence. That is what it means to “stand up to racism”.
>>221980040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZxmZmBfnUdoesnt look like it to me mate
>>221980040they were genetically predisposed to it because they were used to eating mangos and coconuts. nothing could have prepared them for influx of US imperal franchises
>>221979981I should start watching films, something to yap about with art hoes in my vicinity
>>221980126The West dies because white men have become satiated cowards afraid of offending a jew who holds the whip over him.
>>221980128she was so fit in this
>>221980081we do say that, we do indeed say that. i hate mondays! haha, im just kidding, i treat every day as a gift.
>>221980140then you can get angry when /tv/ hates your favorites.I've seen 899 movies and I have to try not to feel personally insulted when someone shits on my favorite movies
>>221980128It was a cover?
We've got 2 retarded wops in here
>>221980116Morning x
the backrooms? oh you mean the incel flat
>>221980146Zogbots and zogjudges and zogpoliticians have nothing to do with this
>>221980163I love you>>221980165You're shit get out
my flat is identical to the set of peep show
>>221980165you and me?
seeing judy garland always makes me sad
my name jeff
I'll create the new, please respect me.
>>221980186same for natalie wood
>>221980174The goyim fall for every trick devised by the mind of the superior jew, because the goy is an unthinking animal concerning himself with his lusts and his meaningless hobbies. Marx would have delivered a scathing indictment for modern man.
>>221978061No matter how much you try to deny Him, His love is eternal
>>221980128Reading about her life made me feel like shit. Their was this one performance of this song she did, put her heart and soul into it she did
>>221980258>>221980258>>221980258fuck them rules lets join the new NOW
>>221980246This is what /pol/ users believe to a certain extentAll history is orchestrated by Jews. Goyim are not proactive agents, rather are just reactive and passive to the schemes of the almighty Jew.
>>221980246fuck you cunt, im proud to be a goy and nothing you say will ever change that #stopgoyimhate #funkocollection
>>221980267Knowing about dajoos wasnt meant for the vulgar masses, they get mindraped so easily by it like our boy meltyponte
Hasan Piker is technically an ideological fellow traveller of the UK's ruling Labour government, yet they banned him from entering. Nick Shirley goes to the UK to support an anti Muslim soccer hooligan rally and agitate for the overthrow of the Labour government, yet he was welcomed into the country by them.What's the answer here besides there are no real politics in Britain other than the interests of Zionism and Jews?
>>221980285like most things really 95-110 IQers always take everything the extra mile and fuck it up
>>221980296Mossad all has blackmail on them and they are boomers that believe any criticism of Israel is step one on the path to death camps
june already lads mad isn't it
>>221980267Goyim are suspectible to the sound of coins rattling in a zios pouch. Temptation is all you need to grab a man by the balls
>>221980267Do not seek to twist my words. Jews were powerless after their expulsion from Israel. I do not blame every war in history or word event on jews. I'm talking about why brown people murder whites daily in countries founded by whites, and for that you have to research who pressed for changes to immigration laws in the USA, Canada and the UK - it was also a disengenuous jew preaching about his Holocaust myth as the reason he was demanding more immigrants.
rorke siding with the redguard mercenaries in whiterun because it's the right thing to do but betraying them in the last moment because of that black booty
>>221980331Piss take
>>221980271Lol
>>221980335>suspectible
>>221980343Ktim KTIM
>>221980357Aieee minor spelling mistake I'm crashing out
>Hasan Piker is technically an ideological fellow traveller of the UK's ruling Labour governmentHe's not. He's a commie larper. He's also extremely hateful. They've banned plenty of 'far right' people from entering, so they have to be even handed.
>>221980387Kek
>>221980335It’s not so much “Jews” tempted “white people” with money like some cartoon Faustian bargain.By the late 20th century, all our traditional values had eroded to the point where capital was essentially the only medium that still motivated and mattered in society. This was our own doing. No one forced us to abandon God or tradition, although after the World Wars, European civilisation was desperate for modernity because it viewed the past now as tainted and evil and leading towards catastrophe. Capital trumped preserving the ethnic nation, and thus in order to increase capital and ease the economy, successive governments opened the floodgates to mass immigration. Jews were involved in this, since they’ve always been an urban merchant people and many of them likely do hold ethnic resentment against European and (formerly) Christian society. They definitely weren’t opposed to it. But we have ourselves as much to blame as “the Jews”. You’d think it was the Jews sneakily hypnotising everyone from 1970 onward to let in millions under everyone’s noses. Not so.
>>221980383A man who looks like this made the decision and you support it because your either gay or jewish or have fallen for ZOG propaganda
ok
got my #portillosummer rhubarb chinos and navy blue jacket on
another victory awaits us if you choose to win
Earn just enough to not get any benefits but enough to get taxed to shit and never feel financially comfortable. I love this country
>>221980505try earning more
willies
>>221980527bruh
Which way, British man?
made some dosh trading gold this morning.
Trump will be dead soon methinksHe will either be assasinated or he will commit suicide over the catastrophe in iran/epstein files
imagine coming to /brit/ and shitting and pissing yourself all over the thread because your favourite multi-millionaire 'communist' and terrorist sympathiser got told he's not welcome in the uk
>>221980550Hebrew hands
https://youtu.be/r1yqBt-PkT4Smiling along, twiggling my toes to this. God's In His Heaven. All's Right With the WorldLet us do His work, hug your loved ones :')
>>221980561me when making my morning coffee
>ITS DA JOOZhaha look at him. he's fuming
>>221980544obviously he wont commit suicide lolmore likely by far is a heart attack
>>221980539The Right way
Errr da epstein fiwes
>>221980566lol
>>221980600>>221980600>>221980600
>>221980603a bit early for that
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