Lil Pump edition
nth for the baddiedem
>>221980626why are you talking like a black london youth
>>221980638Cause it's cool
>>221980640Ok what do we do about it
>>221980657why is it cool?
>>221980659Do zoomers and gen alphas really look at this and think it's funny?
>>221980659
>>221980693Ok what do we do about it
>>221980704Rebel
>>221980678no it’s ironic
>"The collection of poisonous liberal values that are known as woke are a continuation of the ideology of criticism against traditional European culture invented by jewish academics a century ago in Germany. After being expunged by Hitler, they migrated to the USA where they switched from attacking German culture of the 1930s to attacking American culture of the 1940s. Eventually their ideas became the standard promoted by the media, education system, and most importantly funded by billionaires and massive corporations like Meta and Alphabet Inc."
What if Emma Watson farted and you smelled it?
Dire thread
>>221980715pic really does sum it up succinctly
>>221980715A return to God and proper morality would put most of these hacks out of business. I’m not one to suggest religion as a cure for anything, but the reason we’re in this mess is because we are nominalists that have hand waved away every standard, moral and meaning to become an empty people chasing money and material goods, a void which allows Jews to push harmful ideologies since there is no viable alternative being taught.
>>221980666Cause black people speak like that and black people are cool
>>221980738Makes no sense. A tranny only thinks with his fetish and votes for liberal parties.
everything is jews
>>221980768Idk I just wanted to post this image
>>221980757Trvke
I think my mum has got depression because im a loser with no job
how much money do need to be considered rich?
>>221980766why are black people cool tho
i've been drank morning to night for the last 4 days had one banana yesterday and a wrap the day before thathonestly feel like i am dying right now but off to the corner shop to get some more cider
>>221980771atomic jew theory
wahey
>>221980735A.D.I.D.A.R.
>>221980715The only mass forms of yank rebellion in living memory were the Rodney King protests and Black Lives Matter. Just make blacks turn against the jews and whitey will follow
The funny thing is that it would actually help Nicola Sturgeon's case a lot if she just admitted that she's a muff diver and her husband is a gay beard. It's easier to believe 2 poofs in a marriage of convenience didn't really have a whole lot to do with each other's lives and finances since, y'know, they weren't in a real relationship.Of course she can't come out and say that because she's spent so long pretending she's not a gay woman married to a gay man.
>>221980790I'd say where you're earning the median wage in interest
>>221980777I get it. I post it at people too to see their reaction.
>>221980792I feel sick just reading this
>>221980792Think you might be an alcoholic lad. Get some help.
>>221980821Communism is prohibited by the Catholic Church
hope this lad on a 4 day drinking session is a different lad from the one who was on a 6 day mcat and gear session yesterday
Everything's a Jew!Everything's a Jew!Did you know my bum's a Jew?
Remember when woke tried to brainwash millennials into the "fat is beautiful" trend and all the dumb woke millennial bitches fell for it and became whales then as soon as Ozempic became a thing nobody gave a shit about pretending fat people were attractive anymore and now everything is about looking as gym fit and chiselled as you can lmao
>>221980831wretched vile slug of a man me
>>221980791I don't want to divulge into while positive potentially racist stereotypes so I'll just say they offer an intriguing counter culture. As fellow anglos they are similar to us to be compatible but different in ways that are alluring
>>221980821The spanish really demonstrated why trying to convert jews to Christianity is a fools errand
>>221980869just goes to show that the pharma industry has complete control over the culture around health, disease and disabilityas soon as they can sell you something, you have a "condition" and need drugs to help with your brain chemistry or whatever
first of the month, get the ISA topped up
>>221980855Pardon if I'm too bold a speaker, but the Catholic Church is a collection of gay pedophiles and politicians and not a church.
really brilliant oriiginal insights lads
The encyclopedia PIPliotechaA book by rorke
>1st of June>15cthe heatwave just rolls on and on it's another certified scorcherino!
>>221980792What's got you down lad?
>>221980864
https://youtu.be/LnF1OtP2Svk?t=77
'ri
This shit slaps
y’al watching karmelo anthony trial today?https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/frisco-track-meet-stabbing-case-trial-self-defense-claim/4029211/
>>221980924I love how in this scene there is some random black guy taking a shit behind himI wonder if he got an IMDB credit for it
>>221980903yeah i’ll take your word for it mate. sure you know best
>>221980954Who squished my mans
>>221980954alri tubby
>>221980957no i have a job
making a poo homunculus
>>221980995ktiu (kek this is us)
>>221980947>none of you even know why you do itBecause it's masculine, it's natural for man to follow along in a dominance hierarchy. The honour culture still seen in black anglo culture is something that speaks to the soul of every honest man
>>221980961The Catholic Church isn't Jesus Christ or doing his bidding. They're a giant social club with social hierarchy. Jesus Christ was homeless and needed charity to conduct his work. OOF I'm being warned not to continue further so this is my last post on the matter
>>221981014I believe there was, erm, nun he cud do.
>ArsenalparadeinfullswingCityturnsredwhentheGunnersshowup.ArsenalCOYGGunners-ezgif.com-mute-video 2.mp4
>>221981014She’s probably ugly as fuck judging my what her husband looks like
Ah the good old politics of envy.Now all these kids will need state education, paid for by ummm... The taxpayer
>>221981014Mans just minding his own business and a roastie threw herself at him the fuck
Pointed out to the wife last night that in the shit slasher we were watching (thanksgiving) that they're not allowed to perpetuate harmful stereotypes so there weren't any black people rioting at the black Friday sales, the only black people there were either staff dying or goodie heros trying to help people. She didn't find it interesting.
Cor
>>221981013masculinity is self control. masculinity is working hard, masculinity is building physical strength. masculinity is becoming a better man and controlling your lower nature. that is what being honourable is.masculinity is not rapping about “opps” and how much weed you’ve sold. masculinity is not stabbing people over what postcode they came from. “honour culture” is not shooting people over an ounce of coke. these things are all very not masculine in fact. you have it all backwards, and have essentially admitted you have no model nor source for masculinity in your own life and thus try to imitate the speech and behaviour of black criminals. this is grim.
Oh is this the dude someone was spazzing out over in the previous thread?
>>221981062Sorry can't be having anyone other than the disgustingly rich be properly educated, it's not fair. Have you seen what they've been doing in the US with common core? They're teaching kids how not to be able to read and how to do maths badly. Absolutely nuts how they've realised how dangerous education is and have decided to just stop doing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh5bJMiyBmw
>>221981087we're in the Itchy lot
>>221981094Lil bro bringing the whole squad. I can't win with these niggas bruh
Why can't elephants eat penguins
can't go to restaurants because i always immediately have to poo when i eat
im a white boy but when some drill music comes on when im driving i do feel like a thug
>>221981098leftypol raging at this without a shred of irony
>>221981098Shabana mackmood is an actual fucking nazi
masculinity is wageslaving for peanuts for the next 50 years they dying alone as a virgin
>>221981104Nothing could possib-ly go wrong
>>221981113What do you mean?
>>221981113Can't get the wrappers off
>>221981122cope
>>221981114sounds like a medical problem. Call your local NHS now!
eating my veggies
50c in India. mental.
got called a rorke in greggs
those wide brimmed caps certain people wear look terrible. just wear a normal cap ffs
>>221981136Yay!(Was going to do this joke with Tim Tams but they're not individually wrapped)
I don't know who's worst the posters who are here so often and have such a distinctive style of schizo posting that they get recognised and end up with a moniker, or the lurkers who are here so often they're mentally tracking the various schizos and give them monikers.
>>221981093Blud chatting like spending hours in the studio isn't work or that musicians don't work out. Getting one over opps is masculine, it's what the Romans did, don't chuds love Roman aesthetics
>>221981165i try to support australian industry as much as i can but in this instance, penguins are superior to tim tams. sorry.
>>221981115I like that they call their friends "twin" :)
John Travolta was not on my list for getting replaced by a robot in a rubber mask
>>221981195its the ozempic it turns them into clay golems
where will the indians go when their country gets too hot to live in
got called a chud in Mi Puebla. im totally bummed dude.
lads, is it true that the elite are actually eating children and whatnot?
Watching cops with tea and biscuits. Soon I'll have to venture out into the garden to do manual labour. It not right
>>221981167the freaks who dedicate their lives to cultivating an online persona are obviously more fucked in the head than passive observers noticing patterns.
>>221981213Europe, North America, Australia, and New Zealand
>>221981211The Substance
yeah music does something to the braini'm a runt but when hip hop comes on when i'm driving i will go slightly above the speed limit and drive with one hand only, whipping up gang signs with the other in my red vauxhall corsa
dont know what an el nino event is but apparently its going to kill everyone in australia
honestly we deserve everything that is happening to us. “conservatives” and “nationalists” moan about degeneracy and mass immigration but will not take a stand against either. they begrudgingly accept whatever happens and concede the entire frame.
>>221981237:D
rack off ya bladdy pom
>>221981237woohoo!
Extremely dire thread. Possibly one of the worst in recent /brit/ history
firing pyramids of shit out my obese penis like a mortar
Are you a whatever, a whatnot or a the like person?
>>221981262Needs more yanks if you ask me
>>221981262You know what this thread needs to liven things up?
>>221981262post something good then lil bro
the sinpsons
>>221981266
Called in sick because I missed my alarm and woke up 55 minutes later. Could’ve still made it into work. Don’t know what’s wrong with me. Such a freak
>>221981304mental health day x
Dangerously close to becoming a named personality. A few people have started to nootice recurring post patterns. Thankfully I don't have a name yet and some assumed I was heathermong. I'm easily doxxable as well so have to be careful.
did a painful shit then looked down at the bowl and glimpsed a stillborn grey alien fetus for a split second before it was flushed away
we essentially live in a pagan society
printing these on lsd tabs and dosing them with 1000000x the advertised dose
>>221981333the mole people in your sector are in for a shock
>>221981357br
the homosexualisation of great britain
>>221981363me when its cold
>>221981222Yeah I think it is. If you wade through the schizobabble there's a weird amount of satanism stuff involved in the whole epstein pizzagate shit. People get called out for nooticing and there's a lot of misinformation and damage control, but I think they're actually doing ritualistic murder.
my clonazepam should be arriving today
might go and see the shining at the movies
https://media1.tenor.com/m/h74Cr2RKxlUAAAAC/corgi.gif
>>221981389will never do any drug that sounds like a magic elf name
why are estate agents such fucking scumbags
>>221981235Twin!
>>221981381
>>221981363australians when its 35c
>>221981381people write shit like this then their evidence is uhh i read a pol greentext once forgot what it said tho
>>221981402Americans call it kpin which sounds kind of cool
druggies be like "yeah I take xyolophone to cope with my anxiety"
Remember when I was 19 and didn’t have a job my uncle said I was a disgrace to the family name.Wonder what he’d say now I’m 24 and still not had a job.
>>221981319/brit/ detectives licking their lips at this post
>>221981419a good 30% of americans genuinely formulate their view of the world like this
>>221981444why don't you ask him?
my arse cries out for a raping
sigh..
Absolutely crazy just how much this site has declined since ~2022. I don't even wanna see the statistics and graphs.
>>221981319mallardmong
you see gaffer, i’m allowed to smoke a fat blunt in the office. my doctor prescribes it because i’ve got anxiety
>>221981471
>>221981471the only people left are those desperate enough to do the captchas or pay $30
>>221981457Dead
>>221981471Log off unc
>>221981471>I don't even wanna see the statistics and graphs.Yes you doBe honest
Bunions are fucking grim!If you got bunions put ya fucking feet away I don’t care if you’re a sexy woman no one wants to see that shit!!!
is you get fetal alcohol syndrome do your kids look normal if you dont drink or is it permanent
nibba like "hi"
>>221981497alri uncle junior
spongebob movie is so good
>>221981479Lot of good all that nastiness did him.
>>221981499why are those just features of irish diaspora
>>221981507Lol
Got a nice lush head of hair and a pert bum me
>>221981502>nibbapeople stopped saying this pre covid mate do you have any contact with the outside world
>>221981502
>>221981529what do they say now?
>>221981506the one with ice spice?
i don't believe that everyone went to twitter. you don't go from being an anon to a username so easily
>>221981537they just go full hard r. there's no more woke lad. we are living post-woke
>>221981499we had a few of these kids at school lol they were always getting hit by cars and shit
im a nigga who’s name is william My primary concern is making a million
i just roke up
>>221981553i notice you were unwilling to spell the word out. think you can guess why we're still saying nibba here.
me? i’m smart. i know the truth. i’m not like those SHEEPISH NORMIES!
uh oh melty
>>221981558good post
>>221981560Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>221981502>>221981531Filthy archosaurs
>>221981581they should have shown them kissing/feeling each other up at least once
>>221981581mental how these guys were supposed to be buff and now they look like deflated dyelsphysique inflation is insane
gymtoil i guess
band of brothers: road to hill 30call of duty 2: big red onemedal of honor: rising sun
least gay australia poster
>>221981610*BROTHERS IN ARMS. I MEANT BROTHERS IN ARMS OK!
>>221981499I mean it's caused by the mother drinking during pregnancy rather than genetics. Whether or not those features you have developed in the womb are incorporated into your genetics or not? I'd say it's quite possible, very possible that some of them are. Yes, I'd say that phenotype is partly due to genetics. Indeed sir.
>>221981606Bradders gets interrogated by the Agents about his connections to that Morpheus nigga
>>221981606
>>221981581Sean gismonte was so hot Not even in a gay way but he really was
asked ai to give him a face but it just made him bradley again
>>221981653I did it better and without killing the planet
>>221981604I mean the guy on the left is looking quite fit...No homo
>>221981662youre nothing
>I mean...stop this you gimp
>>221981680minimod cancer
On the keto again. No carbs yesterday and today I already have zero hunger. Had a halloumi salad with plenty of oil yesterday. Literally just feel full. Months of quite heavy drinking and binge drinking put on that kg's, it'll take 2 weeks to lose it all. Keto is the best weight loss diet. You lose around 3kg of water that you put back on. But otherwise that's all fat loss.
for me it's call of duty 1: united offensive expansion pack
Just saw a 5 second advert of a shirtless muscular man high diving loads of other shirtless fit men and then it said "see where X can take you"Not sure what to make of it really
greek yoghurt is good when you dont have sour cream
>>221981734i eat greek yog every day
newjeans is never coming back, gonna kill myself and take a gimmick poster with me. thinking ill go to /britfeel/ and get rid of helpernonce, but im still taking suggestions
>>221981739based yoghurt male
the cobra has spoken
>>221981742i like their song attention
>>221981718Gfberg does this, but only meat and fat, no veg. She has lost a good bit of weight but I'm not sure if she has plateaued now. Think she may just be eating too much in general but her figure isn't too bad so I'm not going to complain at her wanting/trying to better herself
>>221981471Only 40 000 posts? It's so over.
if your mate became trans would you fuck his arse
>>221981761aussies were very well represented in the group so im not surprised. theres a lot of your hapas/2nd gen immigrants in the industry
>>221981662
saw a post on twitter about how someone is suffering with crippling loneliness and haven't even hugged anyone in '9 months' haha..
>>221981742Go sex up employed woman and party with mousey on the drugs first lad
>>221981780haven't had a hug since i was like 13 and i'm 35 soon
not feeling very gruntled today
>>221981780couldn't be me i had a hug like 7 months ago
>>221981779yeah white folk are always doing this
>>221981778analog horror bradley
>>221981780Blog on boring incel
>>221981780people who complain about loneliness in such direct terms have no idea what loneliness isactual lonely people complain about schizo shit
>>221981789yeh we know rorke, it shows
why do they do all of these weird diets instead of just burn more calories than you take in.
might tempt fate
What should we get dadberg for father's day lads?
>>221981806why isn't there a union jack on your flagnot lost are you
>>221981780you're not actually cripplingly lonely if you are a shut-in incel
happy gay month <3
mad how natural materials like wood and leather are still superior to synthetic materials in many cases
>>221981767That is common the plateau. Kick start it again by 2 weeks of clean carbs and/or exercise. Sometimes body goes into starvation mode on keto even if you're eating enough calories, part of why you feel so energised. It's worth keeping veg in the diet though because the nutritional variety. Thinks like vitamin k, vitamin c, fibre. For most people it's near impossible the over eat on keto because you feel so full. Avocado, olive oil, nice low sugar dressing like a splash of balsamic vinegar. Then feta or halloumi with chicken and grated parmesan. It's not crazy high in fat but it's certainly keto.
women loneliness >not seeing their girlfriends since last weekend>husband worked away for the nightmale loneliness>didn't speak to another human being in person for 20 years
>>221981848incelpops
he's in
bursting for a jobby
>>221981881have sex you little incel grub
most of the “male loneliness epidemic” is self inflicted
lads i accidentally noclip’d into the backrooms but i can’t find a bloody bog i’m almost shitting myself
im lonely because im a dull cunt wouldnt bother wasting anyones time personally me myself better off just kept in a cage like a weird little freak animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6mL8WD4Cd8minecraft but real
making fun of incels is basically the same as racism
>>221981909Hi lonely because im a dull cunt wouldnt bother wasting anyones time personally me myself better off just kept in a cage like a weird little freak animal, i'm dad
>>221981909camera pans down to the little placard on the outside of the camera and it just says... "ktim"
>>221981900Hang on, let me turn on wireframe and see if I can find you
i actually have a girlfriend but often come here and pretend i'm a lonely 40 year old incel who's never held a woman's hand and lives in a smelly bedroomthink getting pity feels better than lying about being a rich shagger
...was this my fault?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780306911976845.mp4
>>221981848>>didn't speak to another human being in person for 20 yearshe will feel infinitely more lonely when he gets and loses his first gf at the ripe old age of 37people that have experience genuine human connection feel its loss more than an incel that has spend his entire adult life alone in his childhood bedroom
>>221981909ktim, i have no personality or hobbies and every conversation immediately craters when they ask me what i do for fun and i say “nothing” to avoid explaining the brit/tiktok doomscrolling cycle
right well I've said camera twice there instead of saying "enclosure"they're not even slightly similar words so I've had to do this follow up post but to be honest I feel like a fool and this debacle has soured my original post
what kimmy gon do
>>221981928better hurry up lad think i just saw someone.. or some ‘thing’ down the hall
>Girl, 13, dies in hospital after river rescueanother one
swedes be like hello my name is sven svensson
>>221981780my last hug was a drunk toilfu some year and a half agostill very fond of that one
>>221981959that is sad
wish more east asians were conned into living here instead of choosing the objectively superior australia, canada and usa
>>221981947thats rorke
>>221981984wish i could fuck your arsepipe
babies actually know how to swim if you chuck one in the ocean it will stay afloat, however they soon forget
>>221981941it's weird how even if she was on her own you'd immediately be able to tell she's a westernised asian
>>221981936insurance will probably blame you both
>>221981936I think the person moving is always at fault in these situations so even though she has caused the accident by not looking as she opens the door, because you are the one driving and she is stationery it is you who will be done. But I'm no expert, looks like an unlucky incident though. A second earlier or later and you would've been fine.
>>221982003I don't often get the opportunity
>>221982003not really swimming is it? more like floating
>>221982006They look much different than Asian girls from Asia
>>221982003right well im not going to test that hypothesis
job interview next Tuesday lads. got a week to autistically revise all the stuff i lied about on my CV so i don't get caught out as a fraud
>>221982003right well im going to test that hypothesis
>>221982050What type of job
shag it afterwards
east asian girls come here for uni thinking its like harry potter and quickly realise how awful it is and never return after they get their degree.
>>221982059Senior Cloud Infrastructure Engineer
Need Emma Watson to gas my nostrils.
Just got banned from entering the UK because I criticised the Israeli government
>>221982003doubt it matewe all saw the nirvana album cover
love pink pussy
>>221982072that's funny lad i was banned previously for being IN the israeli government!
must be rough being an east asian student here surrounded by ugly brutes, ugly food, ugly fashion
>>221982026that's annoying :/ gave her my details so we'll see. premium is gonna skyrocket
>>221982066Don’t even know what that is
>>221982072Jews jews jews!*eats a baby foreskin*
>>221981936>>221982100I'd send your insurer the footage and see how you get on. You were as far into the space as you could possibly have been when she flung the door open. Had she checked her mirror or looked over her shoulder she'd have seen your car.
>>221982101dont worry about it
corrr that meadow soprano ai arse pic corrr
>>221981742It's not right, I hope Hybe waste millions trying and failing to sink Daniel
business wankers love putting they shit on the cloud
>>221982122Danielle*
>>221982097me and my friends went into one of their flats one time and they were so scared even though all the kitchens were joined together so it's not like we broke in
>>221982120link?
>>221982129it fosters a synergistic team environment
>>221982138>>221982138>>221982138
>>221982129get the monoliths broken down. get the microservices spun up. get the event driven architecture implemented
>>221982100Don't take my word for it, you're probably both at fault like the other anon said. Check Google and ask citizens advice/a solicitor. You didn't apologise to her or admit fault did you? If you did either of those then you are definitely done if it can be proven
Probably both at fault. Insurance will say you were driving too fast into the space and didn't allow yourself ample reaction time. The dumb cunt is also at fault for not looking and flinging the door open.
