Summer fashion edition
>>221982138gay nonce media
Depressing seeing all the holiday advertsWill never have a gf to go to Spain/turkey/Greece with :(
Who will win, lads
>>221982138/brit/ not /bent/
>>221982166speak for yourself darling
>>221982165I've seen a pig make mince meat out of a grizzly. Pig wins easily.
Well, that’s it. After 30 years of internet usage I reach the end. I no longer like or agree with what the internet has become. I’ve enjoyed Brit for a laugh, thanks for that but now I log off for good. I now have a full life to focus on and am sickened by the internet.
>>221982166/brent/?
ok mate nice one. see you tomorrow then
>>221982188ok see you tomorrow fush and chups haha
tell me more stories about east asian uni students
>>221982193Wait come back lover! *rubs nipples*
>>221982188
>>221982138Cole Bently I believe.
grizzly bear underwearsee these loafers? former gopherssee my vest, see my vest, SEE MY VEST
>>221982199er yeahshagged one onceyeah
>>221982182It's about a boar vs a pig, lad
some say im a smart fellaothers a fart smella
get more stone monoliths built i need to fucking pray
>>221982205nigga is the twinkvestigatornigga is the twinkdentifier
>bore vs pigenough about my dating prospects
start doing this
>>221982199my uni didn't have many of thoseit had a lot of south asiansthey would bring bossman fried chicken into the library
I'm not even gay lol
There is no shortage of toilets in the Vatican, but there is a shortage of wooded areas, so that answers that question.
leftypol: pootis spencer here!rorke: that demo is a bloody NIGA ohhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yo ha ha
rubbing my coochie
>>221982190wtf its so round !!
farting
>>221982254yo neck too slim berg, yo head to perceived torso ratio too crazy, they gon kill you catberg
everyone at toil then
>>221982269>coochieVile word. Yank negresses use it as a synonym for their genitals.
right well
reckon im the only straight aussie
I’ve been thinking and it seems it’s time for me to finally leave this place. Cheers for the laughs lads xX Poo seal and that, poo x
Americans are the civilised, refined version of the brutish culture that is the Commonwealth. Welcome to the future...
How come villains in Western media are always portrayed as having big hooked noses?
>>221982314see you in 1 nanosecond
>>221982283fucks sake>>221982292its such a slutty term tho, makes my willy tingle
>>221982318>alwaysname 20
Rorke the type ‘o’ nigga to get in a cartoon dust cloud fight
Wouldn't be a proper antipodean post without some gay porn
>>221982318alri time traveller from the 1950s
And with that, he selected a new flag from the drop-down and his new life began.
>Instagram algorithm is about 90% women's fashion and dressmakingErr
this is what neoliberalism feels like
>>221982330Jafar from Aladdin. That’s all I’m giving you.
only time i quit 4chan for a meaningful amount i just got bored and closed the thread half way and ddint think about the site for half a year
get the cuties posted
come here rorke
Some people call me... the Wolf of Wall Street
Right then, after hours of heavy deliberation between all parties concerned with my whereabouts, we’ve unanimously decided that time is ripe for my departure from this website. Aussielad signing out, keep it Aussie shaka shaka xX
Got cold legs because I'm wearing shorts but it's not really that warm today but I don't want to put trousers on like an idiot in case it suddenly becomes mega hot
How is Oceania a continent if it's like 20 different islands
east asian uni students with thin birdboned figures
>>221982383see you in an hour
>>221982329How the fuck is coochie "slutty"? It's toddler language you fucking nonce
>>221982352oh you're a trans aren't you
your based right-wing party sir
>>221982405so is 'daddy'
>>221982414any homosexual who isnt completely retarded and mindraped doesnt want foreigners in the country who hate gayers.
Transgender UK politician Twitter X posts
how did he did that
>>221982414Shows how much of a joke it is
>>221982414dc;vr:)
tel aviv lads holiday on the cards
Godzilla vs Israel
right well that homosexual webm has been up for ten minutes now
>>221982448howsat
>you’ve kept up with your workouts for 63 weeks!Still look like shit
>>221982431lgbt are largely a suicidal death cult
>>221982460daniella weiss creampies vghhhhhhhh
>>221982377i wish the sopranos showed more of what was going on with the actual families in ny instead of the pygmy thing in jersey where they killed and stole exclusively from each other for 5 seasons and then all died
>>221982397150cm small handsblack hair
To all of our friends in /brit/ and outer /int/ we wish all a Happy Pride Month! We're proud to support an inclusive space where everyone feels welcome, respected, and valued — no matter who you are or who you love. Thank you all for making /brit/ the vibrant, kind, and fun community that it is.Pride is for everyone — let's celebrate together!
>>221982504phwoarrrrrr
elderly neighbour lives with her spinster daughter. I hope when the old woman dies the daughter somehow inherits the place so that I don't have to deal with new neighbours who may be loud and or brown.>but what if the spinster daughter has men over to shag!Nah I doubt it she's well into old maid territory herself.
>>221982459Good go-I mean based right-winger, vote for the totally not uniparty party
>>221982497Imagining a heavy southern drawl when reading this. You Americans are mentally ill goblin slaves to Israel and will get your just deserts
>>221982525why haven't you shagged the daughter
>>221982525why don't you buy it off her
>>221982513>created by Daniel Quasar in 2018mad how one gay man made a really ugly flag and it was immediately picked up by the entire western world
>>221982533shut up leftypol you unfuckable squib
>>221982538You've retired from internet and aren't supposed to be here.
>>221982497got any other scathing hot takes fresh off the 2015 /pol/ press?
>>221982165Boar wins, it's too fight sharp
>>221982566Shut up just shut the fuck up
>>221982165>>221982553a great deal of synergy between these two images
woah hey hey hey aussies whats goin on in here are you all a bunch of fucking fags now or what
nth for the holodem
>>221982525Get her shagged Get that inheritance lined up I’m not referring to any of the two in particular, go for either the short game or the long one
>>221982590LOL
>>221982567This isn't happening organically, it's a sign of mass die off
>>221982613Retard believing in statistics. Use your eyes and look around, more importantly, use your heart
>>221982513troon flag is the only good looking one to be desualso brown stipes shouldn't be present on any flag looks like a shit skid
ktim
>>221982584Fuck up cunt. What are you anyway?
>>221982604looks like rushia
>>221982558/vpol/ is a mistake
>>221982604why are vtuber models still so shitwhy are they not wearing full body mocap suits and controlling fully rigged 3d models
>>221982617the chad boss hog vs the virgin mutt brigade
having my first poo of the day right now
>>221982631Reported to Roskomnadzor xx
>>221982559>leftypolIf you only knew how ridiculous that statement is, you wouldn't have said it
>>221982630I'm not a woman. I don't build my worldview around womanly emotions that have somehow led women to murder their children while crying when a black man dies.
>>221982681you are not a serious person
>>221982686You sound insufferable. Glad I’m not you
utterly mad how shit the NHS is
I treat my nephew like he’s my son. I better be apart of the groomsmen when he gets married someday
that was a ridiculously sloppy poo
>>221982706hope you don't bum him
>>221982706get a grip unc
Ok guys I think we seriously need to discuss the prospect of killing and destroying the lower classes and using them as AI data centre coolant
look we all know 6 million is just a negotiating platform
>>221982037she is reacting to my bum-reveal btw
>>221978270british culture is contagious
man wants to be his nephew's groomer I see
>>221982702I know you are. I'm a man and you're a sick man who wishes he was a woman
>>22198272870% of the useless eaters must die. That's what Klaus Schwab told me in '73 during the OPEC oil embargo.
>>221982728get them all assassinated before that happens
>>221982525New neighbour fear is worse than terrorism. Decent quiet neighbours should be a guaranteed human right and anyone purchasing a home should have IQ, Moral, Decency and Class test
>>221982647Then the outfit was a success hehe >>221982652Dunno, western indies are the people making innovations tracking and model wise. The big japanese companies seem to be happy with backward tech
It’s kinda mental how people who were meant to be lowly meathead labourers now think they are intellectuals because of the internet. I think the world would be better if we didn’t teach certain types how to read and write, they would be much happier too, they upset themselves over statistics because they lack critical thinking and will believe all they read if it gives further evidence to their fears. Only a select few should read and write
>>221982785do your parents ever walk into your room while you're watching this pedo shit
>>221982796We had it so right 200 years ago
>>221982772klaus schwab ova here
me? a thoughtful meathead labourer
>>221982796poo
>>221982796trvke
>>221982777What's happening here?
>>221982796>You're just not intelligent enough to endorse the mass die off of the only liveable countries in the world that don't toil in shit and live like pigsHang yourself
>>221982770You shouldn’t have been taught to read and write, look at how it upsets you. You create fantasies with the people you talk to, your mind filling in gaps, you are talking to shadows, projecting everything you fear or are repulsed by. I truly do feel sorry for you, it was irresponsible and cruel that you were taught to read and write when your stock wasn’t made for it
Keep getting my poo clip the back rim of the toilet seat. Think my arsehole placement needs adjusting
>>221982796midwit
>>221982841this but keep pissing through the gap between the toilet and the seat when im pissing and doing a poo at the same time sick of it
>>221982785Do you wear kneesocks?
>>221982859did this an hour ago and pissed directly into my trackies for 5-10 seconds straight (still wearing them)
>>221982874scr
>>221982803My dad watches dubbed Chinese dramas, they don't give a fuck>>221982863Best I can do is football socks
>>221982835The white population is just 4% of the world's inhabitants and you're telling me to 'use my heart' to accept that generation alpha is 5% trans. You're the crazy person, women shouldn't be allowed to read or vote. You're responsible for this. Your only useful purpose is to deliver babies and you can't even do that without killing them. Fuck off cunt into the trash with you.
>>221982796Lotta donning krugah ahh mofos in chat
gonna go to secunda's kiss and get pounded by giants until my light armor skill is 100
>>221982859did this at toil once pissed on the arse of my good slacks had to dry them as much as possible with paper towels couldnt even use the hand drier because someone mightve came in
>>221982896the fact that white people are generally smarter does not mean YOU are specifically there are dribbling spastics in every race and you're clearly one of them, the fact your ninth cousin thrice removed walkd on the moon doesn't mean shit if you yourself are a paranoid retard
there's still gay porn in the thread
>>221982933So you're telling me we can post the horses
>>221982920grow up
>>221982920Shut up faggot. You're not even replying to a post that was at you and you're lecturing me on intelligence.
>>221982904love her
@the_pink_one
>>221982785oh is it actually mikeneko? i've been away for too long and don't recognise her anymore
>>221982958On point
>>221982944you genuinely think this kiwi is a woman lmfao you are a paranoid knuckledragging simian freak who makes the rest of us normal whites look bad with your shallow misguided attempts at intellectualism. you are genetic detritus
might scream, thrasb and throw plates at the walls late into the night until the neighbours call the police
feel like i'm doing something wrong with how dusty 'The Flat' getsnormal human beings are not meant to spend this much dusting it not right
>>221982950same
>>221982988based chimplad
>off work today >want to see the backrooms film>not on in any cinema near me until 6pm that's absurd what do old people do all day you can't go to the cinema or fuck all
>>221982703they're heroes mate watch your tone
>>221982975You sound hysterical now. You probably won't talk to a single person irl this week. Enjoy your porn winner.
>>221983005>>>/wsg/6162573
start raping your arse
love getting along with peoplpe and being their mate
ten days til the whirl cup
now the yank is bollocking the aussiemong lmao can this freak get anymore pathetic
love killing people
sex with the raccoon girl
>>221983037fr fr
home of sexuality is demonicit's basically psyopping men into ending their bloodlines in exchange for hedonistic pleasure
>>221983005we all die inside by 30 and we get buried in our 70s
>>221983010
>>221983009if only lachlan were here he would set you straight right now
Isn't he the gay wannabe junkie claiming he's slamming heroin when it's really mild menopause opioids? He's a total loser and schizo. Not my problem.
>>221983005Functional adults go to the cinema in the evening and it's not worth the expense for them to put on adult only movies during the day because they'd get less than 5 people showing up, usually none
>>221983046the other rorkes won't like this but piston wanking your cock to porn multiple times a day has the same effect on straight men
To be fair, it’s my fault for interacting with the American. I got him excited
Need to start considering my options for lunchtoil. Want to eat real food but have little so we're probably looking at a huelslop situation unfortunately
>>221983066arsegreed
>>221983066grow up young man
>>221983078zesty?
>>221983060its a 15
the yanks in /brit/ all think they're on some kind of divine mission to be a retard online
>>221983057youre swinging at literal thin air now mate you arent doing a very good job of pretending not to be a paranoid retard
You know the rulesAnd so, do I
>>221982617Remove the armor from the fucking dogs, fuck dogs
this is jonathan peugot woth the symbolic world
>>221983095hes done you, just take the L and move on. The more you respond to him the more you embarrass yourself
>>221983101
just watched a yank and 2 antipodeans have an argument about literally nothing
just wanked over a video of my graduation video because girl i fancied in uni was there and i couldn't find many more pics on her linkedinutterly pathetic vile slug man
>>221983103Should have fucking known the Dua Lipa simp was the ponyposter
>>221983052s
went to see First Man in the cinema by myself during a matinee weekday showing so it was just me and a bunch of codgersnot ashamed to say that I cried next to an old man who also cried when Ryan Gosling chucked his daughter's bracelet into the crater
water ice salt ayy water ice salt ayy
Mental how Keir Starmer hasn't once mentioned Henry Nowak
looking good today, might go to a bar tonight so people get to look at how good I look and brighten up their miserable lives
>>221983123that's hardly newshe's posted art of her as a pony before
hes deteriorating
>>221983091Don't be obtuse you useless cunt
>>221983147
Aussiemong? A legend around these parts, iykyk
>>221983114mate you sit here all day every day waiting for aussies to log on so you can scream and throw your shit at us like an bored ape in captivity its not our fault you're a lonely failure freakyou need to move on lad
>>221983122This is a particularly bleak new low for mankind.
roommate ate one of my apples I know because I counted them last night
where does he get all the weird images from?
>>221983159thick bastard
>>221983189
>>221983147all me
>>221983168you get bullied on here every single day. Remember when you begged for validation on here and when you were making a fool of yourself again haha you are a very sad little boy
>>221983135wrong colour unfortunately :)
Apples are like gold in Ausland, one of those will get you 20 miles traveling the outback mate
dragging my knuckles around the perimeter of my haunted shithouse to ward off cucked bluepilled normie spirits
arsehole feels like it's taken a battering
>>221983211aussiemong on a vpn
>>221983202just say your jealous of us lil brosquito
Catyank
rorke being offered life-saving surgery and asking the doctor if it's woke
got some sort of brain swellingsomething ain't right
howling at this mindbroken aussie freak getting his shit pushed in
>>221983228leftypol calling it gender affirming care for some reason
>>221983239For me it's screaming at the paranoid delusional yank lunatic
fucking really pleasant lot in here at 12pm on a monday
true right wingers are pro gay and I mean that unironically
rorke panicking when he sees an albino and kneeling out of confusion
>>221983269screamo
Garfield I hate mondays meme funny reddit
>>221983123>missed the horse Fuck
1st of june and it's raining it's the bloody woke gone mad in my day it used to be sunny in june
>>221983265been reading BAP have you
wish mousey was here
>>221983262fuck me that explains a bit about aussiemong-mong doesn't it grown men waking up in their parents house with no friends no gf no job in the middle of a weekday making themselves angry online for no reason
is being sent to a boarding school at 13 bad for a child's emotional wellbeing? or can they usually cope with being away from family by that age?
>>221983285it 'identifies' as first of november...!
Devout follower and literary scholar of The Lad Bible, me
Monday feels
>>221983265maybe if you think true right wing just means classical liberalism
GOD i am such a fucking coomeri literally wank over every girl i meetsome people fantasise about dating girls and asking them out.. i just want to coom over their photos
job listings for new graduates look rather bleakshouldve gone into finance
>>221983287mishimia, d'annunzio etc are infinitely more right wing/hierarchical than the baptist americans who are the most rigorous in their homophobia
>>221983304haha based Daily Mail commenter
>>221983317sort it out
>>221983303My aunt got sent off to boarding school and ended up rich and successful and is still pretty healthy over 70. My mum didn't get sent to boarding school and ended up a fuck up and for decades has been mistaken as the older sister.
>>221983303Anything you do to your child will fuck them up somehow
>>221983279
>>221983317ktim
>>221983291he's a nonce lad
>>221983340so they say..
making fajitas for lunch, anyone want some?
rorkes da in the comment section of his local buy swap sell facebook group>>221983304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBjz3Kta9lsyep its a banger
>>221983328>mishimia, d'annunziowere they gay
>>221983331how though? i don't like anything as much as porn. all i wanna do is wank especially to girls i know in real life/from my office.
>>221983338Waking up in a city
>>221983308lad it's the complete opposite it's the fascist ones that are gay
well I might as well have another coffee mighten I
>>221983334yeah but specifically the age i e.g. there are prep schools that take children into boarding from 8 which is surely too young i didn't know if 13 is still too young or not
>>221983365they sizzlin?
>>2219833656000 chicken vajitas please
>>221983122Valid>>221983317This is why I wank before leaving the house
asmr german mommy reads you a bedtime story
>>221983375...yh
>>221983383Dunno think she was a teenager and that's my only experience with it
>>221983378grow up
>>221983414dick just twitched at this any recs?
vegeta killed all those people and then they were just like it's ok bro we forgive you why don't you bang bulma as well
rorkes whip
>>221983428ktim
>>221983418he wasnt mental because he was gay he was mental because he was 5'4
>>221983381just not true outside of a few isolated examples battymen that nonetheless largely supported anti-gay regimes
>>221983046True
>>221983428ktim!!!i literally think about sex every 20 seconds
>>221983431i dont watch gooner asmr normally sorry
Aussielad has quite an active imagination you have to give him his flowers
>>221983434
>>221983378log offturn your computer offspend more time outside
>home of sexuality
>>221983459erm where have they gone
>>221983459scrambling
>>221983308Classical liberalism is Protestant and therefore anti gay
brav is all sack and no balls
>>221982283honestly not a bad cock
>>221983469i did and all those girls in short skirts with their arses hanging out made me so fucking hard i ran into a public bathroom and had a wank therei have some kind of condition like maybe my test levels are too high and am constantly aroused
seeing americans constantly pick wars with us on xitter for things like saying ‘having an indian’mental how even the woke ones are so arrogant
All balls and no sack meit's quite painful
yeah that gay porn is mint I'll post that in /brit/
>>221983440he was mental because he wasn't allowed in the army
cockmogs me!
>>221983378>+1000 pics of your waifu>doesn't even know her nameROARING KTIM
rorke spending £400 a month on stanley cup avocadoes and wondering where all he money go
>>221983528because he was 5'4 (and gay)
>>221983502youve got indian brain im afraid its terminal
>>221983440Most japs were midgets back then
About to break my one bread meal a day rule and have a cheese and branston pickle sandwich nothing any of you cunts can do to stop me frankly
>>221983538you have to see someone about this, you are destroying your life
its time i took my leave good day
>>221983502wanking all the time means you're a manchild with no self control not a high test greek god you deluded cumhead
>>221983502no mate you're a freak that has spent a large portion of your adolescent and adult life consuming copious amounts of porn from a 3rd person perspective and now you associate attractive women with wanking instead of sexa normal man with high test speaks to women he finds attractive
>>221983572>cumheadscremao
New>>221983573>>221983573>>221983573
just had my name jotted down in rorkes little red book
>>221983563*smacks your arse HARD on your way out*
NEW>>221983605>>221983605>>221983605
>>221983496classical liberalism is about limited government intervention in private affairs that don't directly affect others.if a classical liberal society is anti-gay it's in spite of classical liberalism not because of it
>>221983547>>221983572>>221983578Testlet cope
