Had a twitch in the left eyelid for a few days now started to get somewhat concerned. Could this be the end?

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>>221983573

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Let's not get all riled up at our imaginary online enemies this time eh?

>>221983632
Rorke really do be like that

lol women sex boobies sex sex sex boobies

>>221983618
I've had the same for weeks lad chatgpt reckons it's stress

Peak Yakubian physique

>>221983645
Yeah that could be it, I've sort of reached the logical conclusion of 6 months of heavy drug and drink usage and need to come off it. Generally quite a stressful time.

today ill be listening to cuntsniffer meant to be (slowed) at full volume in my kia and driving around pretending im light from death note

you don't get it lads

i don't "goon" or watch that much porn, i just extremely horny

i can't even look at a woman without wanting to cum, it's like i've never got past the horny 15 year old boy phase

>>221983672
daily dosers should be called daily DOSSERS

>>221983672
ah yes

harvey spectre, hugh laurie, trevor philips and billy butcher

>>221983676
how often do you watch porn

>>221983624
Liberalism was born of protestent interpretation of the Bible. "Classicsal", 17th to 19th century liberalism would not condone gay relationships because it's a sin against the God who grants the right for humans to live in a society independent from government overreach

>>221983704
ridiculous creature just like all others on your so-called self-styled """continent"""

>>221983639
Ummers

>>221983677
Kek cheeky Brooke

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>>221983672
I prefer these guys

>>221983704
that's a wombat

>>221983677
"nooooo ur not ugly ur sooooo beutyfull"

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nth for the gyaldem

>>221983740
trick is to start with that and get her going "no omg Im actually sooo ugly ur just being nice" and then you go yeah you caught me sorry

>>221983731
youve got no creatures at all besides gay squirrels

>>221983735
Not a very diverse bunch

>>221983672
>>221983735
>>221983712
Can't wait to tune into the next episode of The Goys™

>>221983761
kek

praying to gorke & morke

>>221983714
once a day and 10 mins max

the rest is imagination and picture wanks, usually facebook photos

>>221983672
>>221983735
>Harris has said that due to the hostility towards Jews, if there is one religious group that needs protections in the form of a state, it is Jews and the state of Israel.

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>Can't wait to tune into the next episode of The Goys™

>>221983672
>>221983735
love that picture of sam harris

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'bout to hit that milly rock

>>221983764
yes we killed them all for being ridiculous

mums got loose women on fucking BET they start talking about le incel neet bedroom generation again
Fuck my life

>>221983797
you've made a habit out of wanking to clothed facebook pictures of people you know and are confused as to why it's pavlov'd you into wanting to wank to normal people on the street

>>221983735
richard dawkins is so funny he spent years attacking christianity because it was all around him growing up and then the floodgates opened he saw all these muslims out and about and quickly shat himself and started identifying as a cultural christian

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reckon there is a risk that gta 6 may be underwhelming because of the culture wars that exist now that didnt exist in 2013

wanted to make paella but it looks like a fuck ton of work and i dont want to look for all the vegetables so im gonna make sushi

do we get cockroaches here? i've never seen one

>>221983818
screang

>>221983820
one of them was in soccer aid yesterday so they might talk about that instead

>>221983827
GTA5 was shit so there is zero chance the next one will magically be better

>>221983827
wont be buying
will be replaying saints row 2 for the seventeenth time

>>221983827
lifestyle of the average yank /brit/ poster

>>221983841
Please god

>>221983827
video games are shit now because im not a 14 year old with a malleable brain and loads of friends

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Having a kit-kat and a wuppa on a Monday x

>>221983823
>it was all around him growing up
not even, the new atheism movement was almost entirely based around retarded american evangelicals and bible literalists he didn't grow up anywhere near
he was just yank brained

anyone remember charlie kirk

didn't like gta 4
didn't like gta 5

>>221983820
Not really got a lot of sympathy for people that still live with their parents

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>>221983874
nigga was born in 1941 people went to church back in those days

>>221983895
Didn’t ask for your sympathy mate

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>>221983827
it's inevitable it'll be culturally outdated with how long it has been in development

>>221983820
>talking about incels on daytime boomer television
What happened to society

>>221983903
Do you know how to read?

>>221983884
Do you only play mass effect?

>>221983827
I'm expecting a disappointing story, just need rockstar to put Foolio on the radio and let me go goofy on Vice city gangs

>>221983898
gta 4 removed so many fun things from the previous games but okay

>>221983898
ktim

rorke's still doing it for charlie

already sick of toil this week

got called a muggy cunt in Wilco

>>221983903
ok but he spend his time fighting american creationists that thought dinosaurs walked among humans 6000 years ago

cody ate all the ranch dressing and tater tots. his mom is real mad

>>221983822
hmm interesting very psychological are you a therapist per chance? some sort of training in the psychiatric sciences?

done 17,000 wanks this morning

haha lol
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMzZ5aTJ3NDYyOTQwajd4ZTdpdGVyeW0ybW12dnBmM2ttdnk0cmJ0NCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/4qX2yrDCQSys9Y1hOT/giphy.gif

cokemongs are as bad as dudeweed 420 stoners

>>221983868
Fuck me, did he get an actual job or is he larping?

>>221983938
Don't need to be an expert to come to that conclusion. You could have done it too if you thought about it

Poast in my thread you wazzocks.
The Sheikh returns to /brit/

john mcafee

>>221983868
partial to a peanut butter kitkat chunky myself

>>221983946
What the helly

>>221983958
you must be new here

I've met two people who have told me they want to be therapists of some sort
both were batshit insane women with a passion for giving their unasked for opinions about others lives

>>221983914
Probably played that once 10 years ago. I should play it some day and give it a fair go.

>>221983946
Avast throwing a proper melty at that link

gymtoil went a bit too quick today. may need to do more sets

>>221983823
There's still a big difference between cultural Christianity and believing that God exists.

haven't thought about anything in years. When I get home from work I just plop myself on the sofa, laptop on, and browse my various websites and such

no desire to meet anyone, do anything or think about anything

>>221983823
how many times are you gonna make this exact post then ignore everyone who proves you wrong? muppet

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>>221983964
What u talm 'bout shiek? I see ur goofy ah on /sp/ all the time

wonder what watching porn is like while very high on shrooms, I'm imagining a fleshy Cronenberg nightmare

Wow that's lush, and I mean really really lush

>>221983996
what have you proved wrong?

>>221983982
one begets the other so not really

>>221983874
>>it was all around him growing up
>not even
Yes it was.

i have got to get my dick sucked

>>221984001
any sort of bodily function feels scary and alien on shrooms, even pissing and shitting, never had a shroomwank but id imagine it's horrendously uncomfortable mentally

>>221984021
honestly a good blowy from a willing mouth is better than a shag for me

>>221984019
Cultural Christians don't believe these two statements:
>God exists
>Jesus was divine
But literal Christians do believe those two statements.

>>221984041
so?

>>221984053
So there's a big difference

We were too chickenshit to do anything about gypsies for centuries and niggas think we're gonna have a nationalist awakening over Muslims lmao it's so over
Have you ever talked to middle class whites? They don't see a problem with immigration at all, neither do a good third of working class

>>221984066
how so

>>221984035
whenever I used to do acid I couldn't tell the difference between being cold and needing to piss

>>221983950
Don't think this is a controversial statement. Being on coke is great but being cornered by a yakked up mong when you're not is torture

>>221984073
Um

John mccaffetiere

so.... here we are...

>>221984071
*poos on your head*

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Black pussy CHANGED rorke

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>>221984021

>>221984001
Last thing on my mind when I'm tripping is wanking. Tried to shag a girl when we were both on acid once and because we didn't really care about each other the whole thing was ridiculous and we just gave up after a few minutes

>>221984041
there is no such thing as a cultural christian
you are christian or you are not

>>221984087
don't necessarily mean people on coke, but the culture around it, all the gay names for it ('nose beers' etc)

>>221984035
I wasn't considering having an actual wank on shrooms, I'm just curious what hardcore gonzo porn looks like while you're tripping balls

MISSING:
Rorke
Last seen catching a whine at carnival

>>221984130
I think I would be very empathetic and would start exploring how it would feel to be the pornstars and the effect on their emotional wellbeing. So not enjoyable really.

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>>221984130
>hardcore gonzo porn

no matter how bad my life gets, at least I'm not ginger

>>221984128
Oh yeah fair enough, people that make it their personality are thoroughly lame.

Hi all, I’m dating a black girl here in the UK and we’ve got very different backgrounds. She’s been clubbing since 16, I’ve only ever been three times in my life and they were all at uni. We went a few days ago and she whined on me, I reciprocated best I could but she could tell I had no idea what I was doing. She later said it was adorable but now I’m wondering how to catch one properly, since I’d love to do that for her. If anyone has a tutorial or a guide please let me know.

>>221984127
>there is no such thing as a cultural christian
There is, look it up
>you are christian or you are not
Even among believing Christians there is a huge range of beliefs and denominations

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>>221983958

He did voluntary work for a while to keep the DWP off his back. It lush x

feeling judeo-christian

often think about how no matter how much of a fuck up I am I'm still doing better than all those guys who died since highschool

horse pussy CHANGED mousey

rapist scream blast

>>221984035
>>221984079
What's the point of taking shit drugs if it makes you feel like shit?

>>221984171
a changed man.

Our authoritarian genocidal hyper-zionist extreme-centrist government is banning criticism of Israel and banning free speech. They're stopping left wingers and anti-zionists from even entering the country.

>>221984073
can tell she was viciously rapified by hollywood producers and unsavoury characters

>>221984155
um

just had a funny thought
imagining LARPing as a black gangsta on Twitter for years on end, perhaps even a decade, posting the n-word constantly and that
I may give that a try

>>221984041
youre missing the point of the original post which youve taken offence to for some strange reason. dawkins spent his life attacking the wrong enemy and for no reason in the end and wound up being thrown under the bus of progress by trannies and brown people

>>221984073
lea sexdoux

>>221984171
Catch what properly?

>>221984189
the physical discomfort is worth the mentalness. same as needing to piss constantly on the beers

>>221984199
Antisemitic post.

>>221984199
I know you're baiting for (You)s but banning Kanye west from entering just proved his point completely

>>221984173
>Even among believing Christians there is a huge range of beliefs and denominations
so?

>>221984189
well it does other things besides connected the 'im cold' part of your brain to the 'i need to piss' part of your brain
I haven't done acid in 11 years and likely never will again but still remember a particular trip I had that brought me a little closer to feeling at peace with the concept of dying so I'm glad I did that

Fucking FREEZING sick of this woke weather

>>221984189
it doesn't make you feel like shit, these things are easily ignored through experience. Like how a seasoned stoner doesn't feel paranoia or "munchies"

diarrheaing in the shower and smooshing the corn kernels down the drain with my toes

>>221984173
>Even among believing Christians there is a huge range of beliefs
such as?

>>221984253
screaming at this

>>221984221
Love wanking on the cans because you get to piss lots with your hard willy and it feels like you're shooting loads

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Views_of_Richard_Dawkins
tbf its hard to get them all right

>>221984235
*poos on your head again*

>>221984241
boo hoo retard wear a jumper

>>221984228
No word of my post was a lie.

the lgbtqia+ x biomass alliance won't stop until there are no normal white blokes left

>>221984173
no there isn't it's a nonsense term made up by people that want to enjoy the fruit of the tree they're actively trying to cut down
>Even among believing Christians there is a huge range of beliefs and denominations
yes and they are christians which is why you said 'among believing christians' and not something else

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2029_Mass_Cracker_Exctinction_Event

>>221984237
>a particular trip I had that brought me a little closer to feeling at peace with the concept of dying so I'm glad I did that
Don't think this is good, rather it might push people closer to acking

launching an urgent investigation

is there something tasty i can put on all the weeds in my garden so the birds pull them out roots and all

any worthless education man in?

>>221984270
How is living in a cold climate being a retard?

>>221984290
kek i didnt know you could do this

you're all years behind my research

>>221984299
we must await the outcome of the investigation we do not want to prejudice the ongoing investigation

>>221984303
chocolate

Britbongs clinging on for dear life today because they dont have AC

>>221984328
jeet

>>221984328
i do have ac actually
leccy bill throught eh roof x

999 operator here and someone is trying to ring me oooo I wonder who it could be

>>221984328
biomass calling the kettle black

Hezbollocks

You say goon, I say fap
You say ragebait, I say troll
You say 67, I say what the derp

>>221984278
*waits until you fall asleep and then smears poo all over your face*

>>221984338
rorkes da got stuck in the washing machine again

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Doing a read

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grand rising :)

Couldn't be a 999 operator me as I don't like phone calls

>>221984362
great name, john major

>>221984328
It's only 16 degrees and cloudy here

Putting my cat in the laundry machine

>>221984336
>>221984339
It was a joke you numpties. 18 degrees here ffs

sharon in accounts is definitely on ozempic. looks like a deflated balloon, no offense to her

From 'Trad' to Transformed: A Comparative Analysis of Ideological Shifts in Young Conservative Males Partnered with Women of Colour

why are weather forecasts so inaccurate
surely these days we can use AI to get a full 3 month forecast accurate to a couple of hours
need the met office abolished

Love dominant women. In fact I'm only attracted to dominant women. I think it's probably impossible to find a gf willing to tie me up, choke me, spank me, make me her slave and use me however she wants.
If that means I die alone it is what it is ig...

rorke? raped him

>>221984292
Much more likely to move in the other direction. Some trips have brought me out of dark depressions and self destructive behaviours. Unfortunately the brain fix tends to be temporary.

reading two books at once because I have two eyes

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what's it all about

>>221984385
It wasn't a very good joke, need better material

>>221984347
now you wouldnt find that in the bible
*does a silly dance as i'm motioned off stage*

>>221984395
ages ago read some article about some autist that could read two pages of a book at once, one with each eye
remember thinking what a pointless skill, you'd have no idea with the right eye page was on about until you finished the left eye page

>>221984386
Wish some of the fucking heffalumps at toil would get on ozempic, floor shakes as they pass by
Always sad watching young women start their career thin and attractive and then become a big fat office bitch in 2-3 years

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>>221984404
Just got to keep on going to find out

>>221984404
toiling for jewish rapist billionaires and appreciating the little moments!

leftypol creating a twitter account just to like Greta Thunberg's tweet replying "smalldickenergy@getalife.com"

oooooo bad teeth
oooooo baked beans
oooooo no ac
why are foreigners so unoriginal? the same jokes from 30 years ago

>>221984425
you're an idiot, play a record

>>221984447
enjoyed this gif

>>221984445
if your skin colour is below a certain brown threshold you enter a sort of inescapable solipsistic mental niggerism

>>221984468
Bet this is hilarious is you're a mildly brain damaged 12 year old who's spend every waking hour of the past year on /pol/ and twitter

>>221984486
schlomo

>That which I would do, I do not, that which I would not do, I do (Romans 7:15)

Mental how old mate Paul was having the same exact struggles as me thousands of years ago

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buy a chateau to 'renovate', set it on fire, claim the insurance

bosh

>>221984486
its not funny but its a bit odd to seethe about it

anyone else struggling with demonic possession

>>221984468
memes that make you the edgiest 15 year old in the discord server

might take to the trees and become a hermit

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>>221984508
...yh

not me I'm an angle <3

>>221984508
how's being 15 working out for you lad

>>221984508
Yeah but the demons just keep trying to get me to drink and take drugs and wank to porn that I find morally reprehensible immediately after orgasm. How do I exorcise?

Saw some cunt whose insta bio was
>Money is the motive. Romans 8:18. Proud to be English!

Bear in mind Romans 8:18 is:
>"I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us."

Mental how stupid people are

>>221984495
felt the same when i read augustine talking about being utterly unable to stop shagging

>>221984525
you must neva eat food containing red oil
you must neva cut yor hair again

>>221984495
ecclesiastes mogs everything else in the bible by a wide margin. Its like a hyper intelligent being or alien wrote it, thousands of years in advanced wisdom most people cant understand

>>221984525
>porn that I find morally reprehensible
like what?

>>221984528
think you're reading too much into it and getting yourself into a tizzy over nothing

>>221984540
hetereo sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>221983618
Sir Partial Blindness

mad how most of the bible is just random shit written by random blokes 100 years apart

tried reading the Bible a couple times but it's such a fucking slog at the start

>>221984495
just stop doing what you would not do and start doing what you would do its not really hard is it

contact with the proto gf particularly cold today

>>221984546
think you're a mong

from things like genital mutilation, animal cruelty, death worship, and superstition, it's mad how most people on the planet believe in religion

>>221984535
iii am ready to sacrifice ALL members of my family

>>221984495
paul was very lucky with his road to damascus moment and all that so was everyone at that time who say they saw jesus literally rise from the dead and ascend to heaven

if it turned out to be true and we all end up in hell because we didnt believe i would ask god how its fair that they didnt have to have faith since they got to see everything happen while everyone since then had to have blind faith despite all the evidence suggesting that its bullshit

>>221984495
A bit comforting as well, we're not alone in this trial

every post containing the word cunt i just assume is a woman/homo. Very effeminate and bitchy word

got to crack my window open because the stink is building up

>>221984566
real
if god wanted us to learn about jesus he'd do a new bible on tiktok

>>221984575
your soul is blackened mate reading a few contextless words from someone you've never met and immediately despairing for humanity

>>221984585
ktim, dont know where it comes from, thought it was the clothes or bedsheets but i washed them and it didnt go away

Smelly bellend is my nickname. I'll let you figure out why

>>221984584
You're an Americanised mong

had an ECG the other day and it turned out my liver was looking a little dodgy, surprised it's taken it this long

start raping your own arse

>>221984595
cus you have a lovely smelling bellend?

>>221984533
>so he procured another concubine since he had to wait two years until his fiancée came of age.
>Augustine eventually broke off his engagement to his eleven-year-old fiancée
bro what is this diddy shit

>>221984566
fr its all rorke who begat leftypol who begat poo seal who begat bradley who begat diego who begat black pussy changed rorke and so it was

>>221984599
had that done last july, felt like a pregnant lady while the doctor was rubbing on my belly aha x
healthy as a horse though

>>221984607
dont think i will

among friends my nickname is Big Knob (it's ironic!)

>>221984584
it's the manliest word there is
twat, prick, etc are much gayer and effeminater

5 arse raping tips they DON'T want you to know

addicted to nicotine again award

>>221984599
what age and how long did you drink and how much

yeah i've read the bible by which i mean i've read the wikipedia summary of each book

there's so few GPs around taking new patients and even if they do they're only available at 2pm on a workday so I really can't imagine I'm ever going to see any sort of medical professional until something has gone wrong enough for an ambulance to be called

rorke still calling it beiping

just tugged and spent most of the time staring at the guy's willard rather than the woman

you won't BELIEVE how arse raping changed him

>>221984638
am 31 and have been drinking at least the equivalent of half a bottle of whiskey every day since my early 20s

>>221984614
give him the benefit of the doubt everyone was a nonce back then, he never actually shagged her because he had his come to jesus moment prior to their marriage
he was an insatiable shagger of concubines thoughbeit

I raped my own arse for 1 month and THIS is what happened

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whoevers in charge of making the new please make it spoonfulls edition with this pic cheers

>>221984574
I straight up told mine I wasn't going to contact her again. It's the only way I'll ever move on

mental how christianity and islam are just a offshoot of judaism
no wonder jews act all high and mighty

>>221984639
lazy sod

>>221984572
Yeah I am trying this but turns out doing what I would do is harder than doing what I would not do

>>221984652
if you watch stuff where the woman has a wolly you can do that and not feel gay

I visited the self arse raping CAPITAL of the world

>>221984660
would probaly be a billionaire if you didnt buy that much booze

the one thing that SHOCKED me about arse raping

leftypol taking a Prevent course so he can be a safeguarding officer at the 6th-form pride orgy

>>221984660
how are you still alive

This is no good for you /brit/. It's really unhealthy for you to live like this.

>>221984661
even jesus?

culture aryanisation idea: an alphabet where every word is the word poo a language where every letter is pronounced poo

theyre shifting in their seats

>>221984700
rorke mate your mum's worried sick

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>>221984705

start doing THIS
*big red arrow pointing at a photo of someone arse raping*

to protest Pride Month, rorke will be boycotting sticking things up his arse for the next 3 days

>>221984691
hahaha true x
>>221984704
dunno honestly, there are people who have died younger than me from it, had a mate who went into a coma from it when he was 25

>>221984713
who are?

Need to kill myself

>>221984674
Christianity is not an offshoot of modern judaism thoughbeit
Dunno about Islam, suppose that came about after Jews got their shit pushed in and went proper Talmudic

>>221984670
might have to do that, cant stand being treated poorly

Want to become a self arse rape PRO?watch THIS video

got a BIG smile and wave from the 9/10 supervisor when I saw her this morning

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*enters the thread*

>>221984734
snappydem

>>221984738
ktim, was just thinking earlier about how shit life is and how it's never going to get any better, and will probably get worse, might as well just do the needful hey

>>221984528
Blud's motive should be Christ inntt but

cant wait for my nieces and nephews to get a little older so i can be the goofy based uncle

mad how you can win any argument on the internet just by calling your opponent an indian

tranny flatmate hasn't taken the bins out once in her life

>>221984760
i don't know who that is. please elaborate

>>221984743
it's difficult but pining for a girl I'm never gonna be with is just unhealthy and a waste of energy

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*reacts to the thread thus far*

>>221984771
no you can't you stupid paki