>The greatest French heroes are a schizophrenic teenage girl and a guy who ran away to Britain as his country was being invaded
>>221986236Greatest Brazilian heroes are soccer players
>The greatest Brazilian heroes are
She is your saint, de gulle should be too
>>221986430I'm not catholic
>>221986606you are a churrasco enthusiast then.
>>221986302Ronaldinho>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jeanne d'Arc
>>221986298the greatest mexican heroes are:guy whose only noteworthy deed is losing the country to the spanishguy whose only noteworthy deed is briefly losing the country to the frenchrapist who lost a civil warwoman with a moustache
>>221986236Napoleon didn't run to the british?
>>221986967Thank you for defending the honour of my country
>>221987108I was talking about de Gaulle. Napoleon was Italian, and therefore doesn't count.
>>221987108Not French
>>221986236Louis Philippe I was a geography teacher in London for a bit.The French just can't help but love us.
>>221986236Joan of Ark was sent by God to save us from anglos.
>>221986236Philippe Pétain didn't run to the british?
/int/ is francophile board, get the fuck out of here nigga
>>221987154>>221987150It makes zero sense for you to consider de Gaulle french but not Napoleon
>>221987240de Gaulle was French with a little foreign ancestry, Napoleon was Italian.
>>221987341Both were born in french territories and served France. For Napoleon to be an Italian, he only needed to leave the french Island of Corsica and become a general at any italian state he wanted. Yet he went to France and conquered and pilaged Italy at behalf of France.De Gaulle was born in historical flemish lands, but never fought for Flemish Independence, he fought for France. I personaly love the argument of "well he spoke italian when he was a child, so that makes him Italian" bullshit. Did you know that most of royalty in Europe spoke french well in to the early XX Century? Friedrich the Great, William of Orange, all of english kings for almost 3 centuries after 1066 and many more, spoke french before the common people languages, yet not a single soul tries to say "well, since the dutch/prussian heroes spoke and wrote primarly in french, it means that they are gaul descendants who ruled those foreign people"
>>221987658England is the spiritual home of the French language, sorry. We just let them borrow it.
>>221986236>a schizophrenic teenage girlthis is based though
>>221986302pedro 2 of brazil was pretty hecking based>>221987150Napoleon denounced Italian/Corsican nationalism along with Pasquale Paoli, who did flee to Britain ironically
>>221987162We'll always have a special bond with our first colony
There is no way to quickly remove platemail by yourself even if you have a moment alone, meaning Jeanne frequently wet her armor out of necessity in battle, even if not out of fear.Which makes her a true French sex icon.
>>221987341What is a french? Only people born around Paris that speaks parisian french?Corsica was, and still is, part of France.Following your logic we should consider southern french as spanish o algo asi
>>221987991Just googled it.It took around 5 to 10 minutes
>>221986236not to start any shit but i genuinely can't name even a single brazilian and there's like 200 million of you
>>221988065An eternity in battle
>>221987962Gaulish peasants didn't colonise anyone, Camille
>>221988103There's Joao Hernandez II
>>221988248Not really
>>221988103You don't know monoball?>>221988258Cope
>>221988020I have ancestors from Normandy Nigel. Our kind civilized you lots, you should thank me
>>221988290Far too long
Joan of Arc disappeared into a room with the French king for an hour. Afterward, he was convinced that Joan was right and gave her a small army. I wonder what the two of them were doing in that room for an hour.
>>221988436Praying.
makes me laugh how some brazilians are obsessed with us while we can't give a fuck about them
>>221988319My name is João, not nigel
>>221987658Napoleon is so french that his stereotypes and manners became to represent france
>>221988483I'm obsessed with France
>>221988519>short, ugly and humbled by the englishtypiquement
Pétain is the real France hero though
>>221988269*Fernandes
>>221986236>>221987150Why are Brazilians always mindbroken about France Is it because they cucked that clay north of you?Is it because they told you to stop destroying the rainforest?Is it because Charles de Gaulle called you not a serious country?Is it because of soccer?Is it because you compete against them economically sometimes?
>>221990153I was just saying a Portuguese sounding name not referring to an actual person I knew of, kek
>>221988518Man wtf i meant to reply to >>221988258 sorry Jose
>>221990323I know. I'm just saying Hernandez is a Spanish surname, the Portuguese equivalent is Fernandes
>Jeanne, Sauve-nous!>>221988483Not very neighborly of you :(
I think Joan of Arc is pitiful. The French are truly wicked people. She gave everything and dedicated herself to her own country, but France raped her and burned her at the stake. What's wrong with Frenchies?
>>221990384OhI found three Joao Fernandes IIs, I think one was a saint or something and another was a director
>>221987167Qui gagnerait: une fille envoyée par Dieu ou une petit flammeLa trône de la France appartient au Roi Charles III
>>221990471They were zainichi Englishers
>>221990471>FranceIt was B*rgundians ya dingus
>>221990471All she had to do was not be schizophrenic and mind her business. Besides England had a right to the holdings in France because of their shared lineage
>>221990471based
>>221990471they are low morals people
>>221986814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYz3T6tHWWk
>>221993386what a tard
>Ordem et progresso
>>221994903>Liberté, égalité, fraternité
>>221990513oh yeah the purple-colored army from age of empires 2
>>221987167Joan of Arc is a glorified cheerleaderShivdevi Tomar actually killed combatants with a K/D of 17
>>221988436>lasted an hour
>>221987167Why did you need to be saved from usWe were an irrelevant backwater shithole minding our own business and you were ahead of most of Europe
>>221987658>>221988020Napoleon was not only Corsican, but Tuscan too, and saw himself as such.Was he a Frenchman? Yes, maybe, in an official and political sense, but first of all he was an Italian man of Italian blood from a long lineage of Italians.
>>222001278you're not italian
>>222001286Even if I wasn't, Napoleon was.
>>222001278Imagine having to lead and endure 10 years straight of a blood revolution to get rid of that stupid monarchy, just to end up serving as cannon fodder for a narcissist Italian despot in his delusional conquests.Oh NO NO NO
>>221986236>The greatest French heroes are a schizophrenic teenage girl...Anne Frank was French?
Do not talk shit about Joan fuck off
>>221988436>France’s national hero is a schizophrenic teenage prostitute
>>221988483>noooo you can't make a thread to banter anons you must be obsessed with me or somethingretarded negrophilic frog, go back to your retarded general if you don't want to interact with anons from other countries. Faggot
>>221986236best french unironically huguenots but since brown french hate them, huguenots are no longer french they're now white
>>221988483Kkkkkk stfu your country is a shithole muhammad you are obsessed with Brasil>>221990285fr*nch are obsessed with us and want to steal out ressources and land because they are a shithole. We are also whiter than them.
>>221990471she wasn't raped>>221999295>Shivdevi Tomarsaar... no one knows who the fuck that is
