Scottish Nationalism edition
crudely thumbing an entire tablecloth up my arse like a magician stuffing a handkerchief into his fist
Long story short I'm making about £500k a year from trading stocks and crypto in my late twenties, hoping to pack this in entirely in a few years because the stress is just off the charts. Only thing is I'm not sure wtf to do next. I am a medical doctor but don't practice anymore and can't think of anything I'm particularly passionate about.
Did I axe you? Did I axe you?
you know what fuck it thats based we ruled a third of the world we were awesome
Drug dealer Edward Attah, 23, from Eastham, has been jailed for four years after police uncovered around £50,000 worth of cocaine and cannabis, along with machetes and a knuckle duster, at a property in Rock Ferry. After his arrest, Attah failed to appear in court and went on the run.He travelled through Europe, the US, Mexico and Portugal in an attempt to evade justice, but was eventually arrested overseas and returned to the UK via Heathrow Airport. He was sentenced at Liverpool Crown Court, with detectives saying his case shows that offenders cannot outrun the law
>>221988775if money is no longer an issue i’d take a low stress job like country park worker or summit idk
Got some ear drops in my ear and the sensation is sooooo good
if the peter murrell spending thing was done by boris johnson or donald trump it wouldn't even register as a scandal.
bunching up 500k in notes and raping my arse
>>221988789posted the weeb coomer aislop award
thicc > sticc
>>221988826trvke
>>221988826spawler thawt houg
wish one of the mums at work who are about my age would be open to an affair
>>221988826Would want to fuck this bitch but wouldn't want to feed her
I feel like therapists can come from abusive pasts in the same way athiests can come from abusive religions. A big part of being able to move past things is to understand them.
>>221988839still probably doesnt eat anything like a man
>>221988810closest youll ever get to having sex
Neet clothing range called ShirkwearDistressed work clothing with paint/mud splatters, stains, tears, grime. Even business wear like Oxford shirts with ink stains.Neets can go down spoons and look like they've done a days work
>>2219888392 birds with 1 stone
>>221988847All my therapists either left the NHS or went on long term sick and there was no one else to reassign me to
>>221988847thats how you feel is it interesting *writes something down*
221988775221988801Same person btw
>OCH NOOOO! I HAD NOOOO IDEAAA
neighbourberg getting tesco delivery even though she lives across the road from it its literally 200 metres away. bitch gets food delivered 3 times a day as well. probably all at taxpayer expense fucking fat whore
>>221988874probably just find you unbearable x
>>221988865I 'member that clothes that look like they have paint splatters on them were a trend for a bit a few years back
Turning up to my first CBT session furious having misunderstood what it's about
>>221988874Blimey, how many have you had?
>>221988900I thought we got on well one of them even gave me a lift home
white working class letting their kids smoke in the home and stay out way later than they should stealing peds. precious ademola beating the shit of her kids if they don't fear god and become accountants, lawyers, doctors.
>>221988898Tell her. Not us. Stop being a coward.
Got the ol' crosta mollica in the oven
>>221988775do you need a manservant to keep your place in order, keep your fridge topped up and run to the offy/takeaway whenever you need?£50 a day is my rate and I'll do anything as long as its not sexual
google maps wank later
Hate myself Hate everyone elseHate life itself
>>221988915we didn't. you're a fucking helpless freak. t.dr goldstein
forgot to scrape off and reapply more corn gel yesterday because now I'm on antibiotics too for something else -_____-
>>221988919corr good scrannage that
>>221988936this cunt's horny for chinaman's knob
>>221988898COVID really did breed a generation of utterly slovenly people who just outsource everything to third worldersPersonally of the opinion we need to take the hammer to the entire "convenience economy"
>>221988910>Eating disorder nutritionist>Eating disorder therapist 1>Eating disorder doctor>BPD therapist 1>BPD therapist 2>Eating disorder therapist 2
therapy is self indulgence
AI will never be able to supply genuine human suffering to our Masonic overlords
>>221988955Truly, an enigma
blud needs 3 different people to tell him to stop eating so muchcould have just asked /brit/ for free
>>221988898Probably got a pass where its unlimited deliveries
>>221988955more like eating dick order because you're a faggot
>The evening "entertainment"slim pickings boysSLIM pickings
>>221988965Therapy is confession for Prods
>>221988826ban ozempic
Pulling flakes of dead skin off the end of my cock
any low level runt jobs that are ok?
>>221988991I'm not gay
bloody good point decolonise your vocabulary lads
>>221989007milkmanthe few that still exist bloke round us who delivers milk straight from the dairy farms
>>221988921could you run to the shops to get me more asparagus and kefir
rorke insisting he deserves to be on money more than mary seacole
>>221989014>trans judeo-bolshevik
>>221989019it's against my ethics since I am a vegan
billie eilish has nice fat milkers
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits
we need more biomass for the gas generators
Fucking catberge biting and meowing for his tea
>>221989019miss getting a glass bottle of milk and orange juice every morningthe west has truly fallen
>>221989014well that's us done
>>221989056never understood thisthey’re not harming the cowsthe cows are going to produce milk anywaywhat’s the issue
>>221989090you can still get this
>>221989057it lovely
>>221989021I'm on my way!Thats more than a bunch a week? I'll pick up some rim blocks so your toilet doesn't stink of Sugar Puffs
>>221989014agree, its "having a chinkies" and "having some jeetslop"
>>221989090my gran still does
>>221989057you know god is a straight male when he has it set up so modern problems with hormonal changes and plastic pollution makes boobs bigger and willies smaller
>>221989102no i can't there's no more milkmen where i live
>>221989014>dvde I'm heckin' eye-talian.. I have Erbs on my food and everything... That said you lot rim The Sopranos, written almost entirely by Jews, to a degree that you can't say anything either. Tongue firmly up Matthew Weiner's anus.
>>221988789
can't eatcan't poocan't sleepthe doctors diagnosis? inflamed bowels and antibioticshis additional advice? if I suddenly feel sick or pained, get to the hospital immediately
>How *slam* is this *slam* going to help *slam* me quit smoking?
>>221989096constant stress on the body from constant impregnation. mother separated from children. subjected to animal abuse (yes farmers in this country can be nasty like that, not just 3rd worlders), often sold for their meat when no longer useful
>>221989133??who mentioned italy
business idea: egg delivery subscription service, eggflix
I wish we could all be in person so I could give you all a big cuddle!!!!
nth for the holodem
Ear now feeling quite swollen and hot now after having applied eardrops
The entire days eating>2 eggs, microwaved>2 slices of bread, mayodAnd I've just cracked open a pint of Kronenbourg.
chris spargo's willy going up tom scott's arse
>>221989128I'm about to bring them back*runs up to you with a 36 hour edged cock one stroke from spaffing 5 litres*
eggflix being investigated for supposedly using pigeon eggs for 20% of their 'chicken' eggs
>>221989137just did a poo earlier
Got the pet golem riled up
>>221989169When I did eardrops I had my head tilted for ages. Soon as I sat up they all run down my cheek
>>221989181Tom Scott owns that boring cunt
rorke subscribing to a weekly pot noodle box
rorke binging the eggfice on eggflix or something along those lines
the way brits pronounce "pasta" is closer to the italian than the way americans say itbut people will find a way to seethe about the british when it comes to food
>starting to develop feelings for my niece>she's 16
>>221989205tom scott fell off during his sabbatical. never been the same since
>>221989180she sounds retarded
>>221989148Perhaps LOOK at the images you spam here for no reason you dull little man.
This cat comes back every fucking night begging to be let inhttps://streamable.com/7ki1gl
>>221989204I usually have a wet wipe ready to wipe up any spillage when I sit up again after applying ear drops
>>221989167
>can't eat>can't poo>can't sleephttps://youtu.be/LO2RPDZkY88?t=32
>>221989244Let him the fuck INget him FED
>>221989227i'm sorry what's the age of consent again? is cousin marriage banned in the uk?didn't think so bud so sit down and be quiet
pineapple chimp
>>221989270HOUSED
>>221989244let him in you evil cunt
>>221989277massive tits?
>>221989268SCREAMING i knew the song you were doing even before clicking the link
>>221989270cats dont deserve shit. freedom for bird city
>>221989014Was unaware that we say pasta in an unusual way?
>>221989277say this to your mum in person and see how things go
sir complete failure
me leaving work
rorke cant sleep because his bed's on fire
>>221989293still developing but her thighs are massive and she has one of those black women arses that sticks outlast time she sat on me i had to find excuses to get up because i got a boner in about 20 seconds
>>221988847>same way athiests can come from abusive religions. A big part of being able to move past things is to understand themContradiction here, the person hasn't been able to separate the tenants of religion from personal abuse by a practitioner of that religion. If they were better able to understand their religion they'd continue following based on its tenants. They can leave the religion later if they feel so but that's different than a let's say a person stopping being Sihk cause a Sihk killed their mother. Though very traumatic and a great injustice the act isn't dependant on the whole religion being evil
>>221989021Outrageously based
>>221989014ah yes twitter is "hating on Europeans" againpresumably that theyve taken a break from hating on Americansnot like they'd ever dare hating on anybody else
>>221989319i run like this and people made fun of me at school for my gait
>>221989319he runs like theres a poo jiggling around in his underwear
i have my bfs willy up my arse right now. u mad jelly
>>221989319Looks like a Polanski Moyes Boys AI remix from the thumbnail
found out that people been shittaolking me a lot at uni
>>221986932>My girlfriends family flew from Taiwan to visit us>Her sister brings their kids >After they leave the apt >My girlfriend begs me to have kids and she also told me she wanted to get married
WHERE’S your HEAD AAAAAAAThttps://youtu.be/5rAOyh7YmEc
The mimedem
poor old incest abo
>>221989357need a brad edit of the money fella in the thumbnail
>>221989265Green!
>"Henry was complaining that he had been stabbed and was struggling to breathe but that would not necessarily have told the officers how serious the incident had become."And yet they believed some disgusting knife-carrying incel paki immediately and hastened to handcuff Henry on his word alone
yep thats a racism outside of /b/
>>221989319Filthy archosaur
>>221989354>my girlfriend […] taiwanbroken branch… ancestor cry…
>>221989357my dad was good friends with one of the basement jaxx guys in his youth
Just fed the cats and a big chunk of cat food somehow got in my mouth and I ate it
>>221989388being stabbed multiple times would show in the face body and voice surely
>>221989364Corrrrr
>>221988951convenience is the only thing that makes this modern world bearable tbqh
>>221989431Wish you'd eat a bullet you faggot freak
>>221989424gorrr how did it go so wrong with you
>>221989244Right well that's a video of you stroking your enormous afroed penis whilst holding a sign that says "play along and pretend this is a video of a cat"
>>221989180Reprogram your mind, wank to thick hags
>>221989440its AI
And thus ST's I'm-Turning-Into-A-Cat arc commences
*taps my foot*im waiting!
>>221989454yeah cant rightly say
>>221988775I'll do anything for £40 a day. Even anything sexual.
alexa, play all for you by janet jackson
Should we become Orthodox?
>>221989180get her shagged
>>221989491Wouldn't have thought so, no
get the yank racoon girl postedget the comments about her taking black penis posted shortly after
>>221989244Did you abandon 'berg?
>>221989180this isn’t right. it’s family.control your lust.
>>221989443All it serves to do it keep people holed up inside their houses more
>>221989423Her dad called me once at 7 am est drunk and begging me to get his daughter pregnant my coworkers heard it
>>221989491become unorthodox
>>221989491not joining your paki religion mate
>>221989180fucking strange porn fueled larp
>>221989491No, I'm not a chud
おちんぽ
>>221989491Not a sl*V so no
right don't know if this is strictly true but I heard some american recipes actually add a bit of cat food because it's edible and very rich in vitamin A and tastes nice apparently
Palamite Catholicism is the true patrician religion
Toil doneOff homeJust bread for tea I think it needs eating
>>221989510screaming
Your dad gets his deodorant from Home Bargains
>>221989491if you are not slavic or a 98 year old virgin mendacent living secluded in a hermitage you are NOT orthodox
>>221989547https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
have you considered not belonging to a religion and just being a good person?
>>221989576your dads dead LMAO
catberg niggerising around again
>not joining your paki religion mate
>>221989589>just being a good personWhat do you mean by that?
>>221989576you have a cock LMAO
white brits have a birth rate of 0.9 children per woman but the uk birth rate is 1.4 children per woman
Your da smells like Teen Spirit
>>221989600scr
>>221989560I don't know why he wants me to do it because his only real impression of me was unloading his whole truck in 15 minutes
>>221989589romans tried that and they threw unwanted babies on rubbish heaps to die
>>221989510Heatherchad would've loved this post
>>221989591pnr
Lad at toil thinks 9 times 5 is 42 omdz
they won’t like me telling you this but Homer Simpson is probably the greatest character in the history of american fiction
>>221989652who’s they?
Reckon if I were a toff in them olden days I would have just bummed the female staff
>>221989645dont know my times tabls me never learnt them
>>221989589Societal standard of "good" falls short so no
>>221989652No. That's Niles Crane.
can you stop screamingFOR FIVE MINUTES????
>>221989628and i bet we had a lot less mongs running around
you don't see people reply with 'scromiting' these days do you?
>>221989680howling
"The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth" - African proverb.
>>221989691a lot less peng tings as it was mostly girls big for the gaydem however
chicken bakes from greggs are like fucking lava
I never understood the whole poo screaming gimmick it doesn't make sense at all
mlem
>>221989666same kek literally never learnt mine past 5x(except for 9 because its just 18 27 36 etc)
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watching hawk tuah meme compilations and laughing until i vomit
>>221988790looks scottish
>>221989727hard life for the 'berg
women
dreaming of a world that will never be
>>221989674he was on the simpsons as sideshow bobs brother and his episodes were 7/10 at best
>>221989736Searching for posts that contain ‘poo screaming’. 950 results found.
>>221989716They're shit. Best bakes at Greggs are cheese and onion, vegetable and sausage and bean. Bacon and cheese wraps ate alright too. And steak and stilton rolls were lush but got discontinued years ago
>>221989716at least let them cool down before you stick your dick in them then
No one says geezer anymore
need catberg's little feetbads up my arse pronto
>>221989680Me to the wogs who come to the basketball court by my house every single day
>>221989757corrr love a cheese and onion bakebut they're always fucking lukewarm>>221989758brilliant, any more?
>>221989762an slag
they make bart an incel in season 40
janny has ruined my enjoyment of 4chan by mentally conditioning me to be scared of posting the n word
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The axe forgets what the tree remembers
>>221989762more like laSEX
>>221989763you dont though do you
>"I've been stabbed [...] can’t breathe”>Police put handcuffs on Mr Nowak, who was lying on his side, telling officers again that he had been stabbed and again that he could not breathe.>The officer told Mr Nowak that he was under arrest for suspicion of assault.>He repeated "I've been stabbed">Mr Nowak then repeated again that he had been stabbed. A male voice said: “I don’t think you have, mate.”
raining now
>>221989740he’s dead (tired of being alive)
>>221989629I don't know why he did but she also sent me a message about wanting to be in a wedding dress
Nigger.
>>221989771Just put it in the microwave or air fryer for a minute or so
no one: not even rorke:sean connery: shonion im crine
If you get mushy peas with your fish and chips you are a nonce
>>221989657\%
>>221989808howlingrorke got stitched right up
chunky what are doing -____-
>>221989751But on Frasier they were 12/10
the jews sitting in the pews doing poos in their shoes
i cant sneed
*pulls my anus apart like goatse in the middle of the thread, making this sound*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoOJh7aADBs
>>221989840
>minding my own business>someone jokes about being a "feet fiend">remember her feet peak tiktok>feel sad again
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>>221989808wonder what breed of biomass the arresting officers were
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/heatherchad/deleted/deleted/funny when he calls himself heatherchad and it gets deleted with the rest of his posts
Homer Simpson will do anything except cheat on his wife
>>221989889dafuq
>>221989880one of the best yank posts i’ve ever seen
my willy
annmarie hordern sex arse
>>221989898>heatherchad posts on here a couple of times a week and has sex on a regular basis, and supposedly he is the mentally ill one because he likes to wind up autists :-)
done more weed but shouldn't have cos I have to go out food shopping
Should I marry my gf since we been dating for 3 years and she keeps begging for me to get a ring
>>221989898>Quality Heatherchad posts make time fly by
>>221989913yeah it was surprisingly tolerable wasn't it
no more shall my hard earned money go to the paki ‘za industrial complex, instead i will get the frozen slop
Mister Plow is a loser, and I think he is a boozer
>>221989931no what's in it for you
just caught a fly in midair. i think that means i have a superpowers
>>221989950did you eat it?
>>221989898why doesnt he post the AI images anymore
>>221989950get it scranned
Eating a pack of Walkers Cheese and Onion crisps
Sir Green Piece
>>221989931Do it the Australian way and wait until the kids are old enough to be ringbearers
Miss TFI Friday when you'd get slags in the audience drinking and smoking. The 90s truly was a better time
>>22198997840 year old mfer
>>221989955right well i would like to have sex with this woman
>>221989973*smashes a rock over your head*
>>221989967chatgpt account got banned for making csam requests
>>221989973the worst flavour? quelle surprise...
my mum's hairy fanny
>>221989923richard hammond bradley
fares is escaping /brit/
>>221989902
>>221990010bizarre
ABBA is a good band
>>221990010um
>>221989940been years since I got any 'ki slop just don't trust them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjkxUA041nM
Bit grey and miserable but also sweaty and gross outIt's not even that hot today but my back is already sweaty from my backpack and I've only been going for 15 minutes
tell me why they shouldn't all be arrested
>>221990028>>221990026you know it
Women now out-earn men at every age upto 33.Only in ages above 33 do men being to earn more than women.
>>221990036i'll lick it off
fish are friends, not food
>>221989878BASED kryten
i saw the tesco "nigga"
>>221989413Really good post this
literally just pissed all over the toilet fml
>>221990010Corrrr?
>>221990049Just bass
Rain stopped but idk if it's worth going out this late in the day team
>>221990052what was it doing
>>221990032but does he wash his handsfeel like pivotal information is intentionally left out here everyone uses their hands to wipe their bum even if you use toilet paper, a finger can easily go through it. it's more important to wash your hands after than it is to use toilet paper
>>221989947>>221989977My grandpa and her dad will basically pay for the down payment on a house but my sister is not a big fan of her because she is 29 and I am 23
>>221990069Drum and bass
Got 4 empty pepsi max cans and one empty sprite zero can in my bedroom
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dHFh-cQRKbI
I need my loot I need my loot
>>221990103PARK LIFE
BIG DIRTYSTINKING BASS
Wanking to gay porn
>>221990078shambling aimlessly along the vegetable aisle
>>221986921NEW>>221986921
my algorithm is in a sorry state man
need to sit under a bridge and think about things
Must go to do boulderingtoil because I enjoy it when I'm there but I am a lazy slob boy and do not want to do anything active
>>221990120Now really isn't the time, Your Honour
peter hitchens blacked
>>221990090Clock's ticking shotalad, get that geriatric bred
>>221990084some hindus wash their ass with a bottle of water and their hands. I learned this from the tesco I used to work at, wondering why there were always big empty bottles of evian in each toilet stall in the staff toilets. they fill the bottles up and then use it to wash the shit off their arse and then wash their hands presumably very thoroughly. then they go and fill all the fruit and vegetables.
>>221990129That's the old! You buffoon you've made a terrible mistake there.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/221862313/#221863172
When was the last time anything notable happened on Brit
right well thats me posting my reply in the fake new old fake new like a STUPID FOOL
>>221990129
>>221990165I posted earlier
might go on a nigger-spree
>>221990182Screaming Didn't think anyone actually fell for it
its a dead man's party
>>221990165
erm... *kills myself* :), genuinely :)
>>221990203life in the favela, soul
>>221990215>>221990215>>221990215
>>221990137>>221990155>>221990169you've been done
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