amelia edish
Well good evening. Bit hot out. Spanish weather. Going dark soon though. Hopefully it’ll cool down a bit.
nth for the baddiedem
i turned myself into a pickle mortyim pickle rick wubalubadubdub
sir thread splitter
I'm pickle rorke
So bastard sick of this bastard rain. It's either pissing down or it's heatwave.What ever happened to a calm 20 degree partly cloudy day?
Back against the wall and oddsWith the strength of a will and a causeYour pursuits are called outstandingYou're emotionally complexAgainst the grain of dystopic claimsNot the thoughts your actions entertainAnd you have proved to beA real human beingAnd a real hero
I'm Ed Gein
the way rorkes booty jiggle when you rape him >>
if you could remove one piece of media from your mind and watch/play it again for the first time what would it be
really thought sophie turner would be fat by now, but she's gone the opposite direction, looks like a hagraven from skyrim
>>221991902Europa Universalis 4
Any thoughts on the Cornish?
>>221991902rorke's rape vid
>>221991902one piece
>>221991902nothing. don't like new things, only comfortable with what i'm already familiar with x
>>221991899a rather homosexual post
>>221991914good pasties
>>221991924how
>>221991902band of brothers id rape my own arse to watch it all again without knowing what happens
>>221991902Pet Sounds I thinkOr maybe The Soft Bulletin
>>221991902Elden Ring
Bogdanoff shitfart
>>221991902spognebob
>>221991790Conan O'Brien is pretty popular in South Korea. (I think it's probably because he has visited South Korea several times.) So, I was a little surprised to hear that he isn't very liked in the U.S.
Bloody turd arse cum piss vomit
What's Britain even about these days, anyway?Do you guys still have bald hooligans singing songs? Fish n chips and all that?
why are all national anthems so shite except the ussr/russia one. do other countries not have souls
Anyone else flick their boogers onto the ceiling
>>221991793>>221991793>>221991793we're all in here
had to post it again because people had to thread split
>>221992001eat mine
>>221991977Racism, transphobia, poverty, west africans in puffer jackets on electric bikes stealing your shit
>>221992000australians all love ostrichesfor we are young and free
baddiedem what ever happened to morally ambiguous dem
i'm going to get blind drunk
>>221991902Sekiro
barbara spunked a grand on the christmas do
going to make my tea soon
Rorke twerking in glee at Labour banning left wingers from the UK
in high school none of the kids new the anthems actual lyrics so they put us in these mandatory classes during recess and made us sing it, was very bizarre looking back
>>221992015you forgot the little brown fellas on bikes delivering slop
in bed lights off curtains closed at 7pm kill me in the head
>>221991968I thought he was the least hated talk show host.At least on 4chan, he seems to draw less vitriol and anger than his peers like Jimmy Kimmel or Stephen Colbert. Though that might just be because he’s the most irrelevant.
>>221992018for me it's australians all eat sausages for breakfast lunch and tea
>>221992001I roll them for a while until they become dry balls then wash em down the sink
>>221992059scored an early bedtime have you
Sir Peter Mandelson
>>221992078thats worse than oil in the sink you ratcunt
Brits have some mental disorder istg
>>221992082conceded more like!
£100 mortgage overpayment madeBuilding equityOne day I will escape this place
>>221992091don't think it is really
>>221991975
>>221992075hehe
what a dire week
>>221991790there's something sad seeing all the old heads have to engage in these zoomer humiliation rituals
>>221992021>morally ambiguous demgyaldem pressed them off roads. they're civilians now
>>221992137He probably just enjoys her work and decided to go on her show
When you break into a house to rob them but they're watching XFM - Forrest Gump In A Wheelie Bin
Imagine it, you spend 18 years raising your firstborn son, only for him to become a tranny pornstar...
>>221991902LOTR movies
>>221992173think if i were a parent i'd love my children and support them
>>221992186omds
knob would already be dripping just from hearing about it
>>221992173would shag his arse off
what's his endgame
>>221992173If that happens, it probably means you did NOT spend 18 years raising him and just let iPads raise him. Raising a kid is not the same as paying xir's bills and feeding it.
>>221992202>>221992204um
just wanked for the first time in a while and it was incredibly yellow I must say
>>221992206think he's too mental to have one
>>221992132so much better than a heatwave
>>221992204faggot rapist
>she bet on lovecen
gary and his economics, what's he like x
why do all you cunts need vpns for these inane postsi know youre hunched over your computer in your childhood bedroom in some ugly uk town
Fake podcast clip discussing relationships
>>221992230no i want to go for big long walks on wednesday and thursday when i' off work but i'm not getting soaked
>>221992245*rapes me*
>>221992244*pulls a mincey face*
>>221992245uk posters are all attention seeking homosexuals
whenever i see a seething aussie on here i just assume he's drunk
>>221992295racismlad exposed
>>221992295looks like hes wearing a tie haha
>>221992295i just assume it's that one aussie who is very unfunny and annoying. you know the one
rorke licking the plate after eating his tea
Sausage stew eat. Club orange eat. Attempted shite had. Thatchers poured. EastEnders incoming
:|
just had a screening call and made the young female recruiter laugh a lot haha well in x
>>221992318am rorke
>>221992295brushtail possums are a top 5 animal ever
>>221992245the idea of living abroad is alien to australians because the only countries within 6 hours of flight time of you are nz indonesia
IT GON' RAIN
>>221992316ktim
you're jealous of me because i'm gay and have a big cock
true
whenever a jf poster annoys me i just look up their timezone and realise how sad they are
>>221992336wish that were meand im NOT talkign about the cat!
>>221992366only one of these things is true gay ass nigga
sucked my own willy before
>>221992421is it this? >>221992373
screaming
mad that you only see white people befriending lions and tigers and shite
Must shag
shag screaming
>>221992449the three amigos. Lions, Tigers, Shite
>>221992424got to lick my knobule once but never full suckagewent through a phase of doing cei or self facials when a teenage coomer but grew out of it before turning bent thankfully
rorke shrieko
>>221992336Black women would be perfect if the palm of their hands weren't white and they didn't automatically make brazilian/dominican kids no matter the mix.
Mans gone rural, nearest chicken shop is over an hour's drive away...
lions tigers and shite, oh my!lions tigers and shite, oh my!
just had a scary thought that I'll die crazy and homeless
Why isn't ice hockey or baseball bigger in the UK
>go out at the weekend>piss friends off with drunk antics like disppearing or being too touchy with female friendsweeks go bymake new friendsthink it will be ok this time>go out at the weekend>piss friends off with drunk antics like disppearing or being too touchy with female friendsfuck sake lads guess lucky i've not been beaten up or arrested yet
>>221992532blog on
>>221992476son
what's wrong with a lovely slow cooked stewwhy are women so impossible to please
do you love australia
Three Kangs
>>221992523not cold enoughcricket already exists
>>221992548we've banned them from pens this world cup
Scr orke
>>221992523foreign shite
>>221991902Disco el
>>221992424tried to do that a few times but could never get past the very tip despite its magnificent reach seems a lot of effort for very little payoff
>>221992523I heard it was at one point and you guys even won gold at the Olympics once or twice
name a more perfect pop or rock songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfRZNNyQoF0&list=RDCfRZNNyQoF0&start_radio=1
Hey brit why are californians like this lmao
>>221992544>screenshot
>>221992233>double crownnoice
Just give your life up to god
Taking antibiotics and it's made me constipated for the first time in my lifeNot good
need a bf who sucks me off and cooks for me
>>221992607this does not fookin slip now la
>>221992607>"this does not focking slip"
>>221992607I'm a liverpool fan and this happened on my birthday
>>221992638have you heard what mathematicians do to solve constipation?
um
>>221992607funny that Salah is on the pitch here but in a Chelshit shirt
>>221992629we could get both a triple crown and the first ever spring triple crown this yearmwad ting
not gay though
>>221992607
>>221992544Wonder what else she’ll be building after he launches that simmering pot full of stew at her face
>>221992666ouch
I'M FOOTBALL CRAZY I'M FOOTBALL MAD
>>221992243
nothing gay about making your boywife only being allowed to wear an apron and nothing else
Any Pride plans? X
Might myself
Been a bit disappointed with swedelad as of late
has something football happened today?
Under Christian influence the White race now faces imminent extinction, having given our food, medicine, technology and wealth to alien races in a competitive world. And now surrendering our territory and women.
kill all the gaysand the faggots
>>221992772im gonna be proud x
>>221992717grab a powerpod and play football with the lads
Will the Henry Novak bodycam be released or not
>>221992732:P
corr basil this coffee tastes like shit
/brit/ turning me prisongay
What name would you like if you were a sleeper agent
rorke jr. getting a match attax pack and sobbing when most of them are duplicates
>>221992784you don't have any women mate
>>221992787:)
>>221992796
>>221992785suicide isn't the answer, lad
>>221992523Hockey is popular with girls
just get a gf nigga
>>221992784least braindeqad athesit
>>221992849no need to tell us what your therapist said
>>221992860could barely type that out ay?
Might only eat tins of beans for the rest of my life
>>221992895Patriot
>>221992732mad how badly she mindraped you
boring thread. just haven't got the right people on today
got an idea for an app that would make me a billionaire but cannot write code
>>221992894most astute athesit
>>221992930talk to cuties near you
astutely raping my own arse
>>221992895lots to choose fromgreenpintokidneysnap peaschickpeaharricotedamamecannelliniblackblack eyemarrowfat
need to get dinner but im not really hungry
>>221992930i'll write it and go 50/50 with you
might go to the local incels anonymous meeting
>>221992929sorry
alright everyone take turns raping my arse
>>221992970love a cheeky can of cannellini beans ngl
>>221992939and again wahey
gone off it, sorry
>>221992970gaaaaaaaaaay
>>221992970all full of lectins RIP your gut
>>221991790Fat. Ugly. Kike.
>>221993015Patriot
>>221993004same xx>>221993008worse ;)>>221993014pill me on this lectin business
I am not indian or pakistani but their squatting toilets are objectively better than western seat toilets
>>221993006propwer redditor yu are
>>221992690gwarn lovecen and croix du nord
people who are really into cars. never understood them
>>221992336White women just do not compare, I'm sorry. It's not even close.
raping piss into my shit arse
>>221993044:D
>>221993015no way to talk about yourself mate :) x
Saw a friend from school about 10 years ago today he saw me got up from where he was sitting and walked away looked back to make sure it was me and kept walking.
that’s youtube removing the progress bar for ads then i fucking hate living in this pozzed clownworld fiasco
>>221993052bangladeshi hands
>>221993085care to explain
rorke listening to the minecraft soundtrack and crying
>>221993085scream
>>221993085ELTON
>>221992336i posted this webm on /gif/
I look like Ricky Gervais
Any /Alan/ man in?
>>221993052i tend to 'spray' when i pooreckon i'd get shit all over my socks and stuff
>>221993107can't you just block them with ublock or whatever
>>221993104might have needed a poo
>>221993138
>>221993085british version of american pie
>>221993152Nassime What a GOD
Leftypol in the Chinese takeaway: >Enters the Chinese restaurant in his adi tracksuit and tang jacket (the traditional working class mainland Chinese fit)>Smoking (as is expected) premium Chungwha cigarettes but not before offering one to the most senior relatives them and lighting everyone else's cigs first>Sits down amongst the grandparents plays some mahjong, gently discussing Daoist philosophy and recent economic events with them>orders the Laoganma coated Szechuan style horse meat and eats with chipsticksRorke in the Chinese takeaway: >Stumblingly says "ni hao" to the girl at the counter, she's 4th generation British Cantonese and doesn't understand what he's trying to say >Visibly sweating with anxiety, glasses fogging up>Stumbles over his words as he asks for an omelette and chips>Never makes eye contact>As he waits by the entrance he rants on /brit/ about how evil Chinese are, this is triggered because the girl at the counter didn't ask to date him >Visible faeces leaking down the back of his Asda jeans as he leaves
>>221993174stim (screaming this is me)
>>221993170not on the ol iphone
>>221993118
nary a word of that essay
>>221993085i must remember to call herhaha
>>221993189chipsticks
raping my rorkey arse ragged
>>221993174
Life is cruel
>chipsticks
we're all slowly dying
>>221993104>about 10 years ago todayhow do you remember what happened 10 years ago on this day
raining now bastard weather
>>221993118rorke listening to old runescape music and concluding the west has fallen
ni hao bossmanxie xiehorse meat and chipsticks please
Japanese game show
what subscription services you lads have? for me its apple music £109 a year amazon prime £95 a year youtube premium (bundled with phone contract) £45 a month nowtv/hbo/cinema/4k no ads bundle £18 a month until febuary next year the it raises to £28 (ill probably cancel because they always have sales and offers going but it is a good service)
>>221993152yeh
Do love my missus but she's told me she's cooking dinner tonight - steak, salad and potatoes.The steak is brown throughout apart from the exterior which is grey, then she's gone and (poorly) boiled the fucking potatoes.Was sat there trying to choke it down
it's over
>>221993263goyim
i hate leftypoli really do
prison doesn’t sound too badno rentfree foodfree gymmake friends easilythe only thing that would get me would be no internet
>>221993238Why
>>221992926she only lives in yours althoughbeit, hence why you spam some mid hapape 24/7 on every board like some kpopfag xddd
Anyone remember Mikey the Pikey? Anyone remember Emmett, the schizophrenic Canuck?
>>221993186>>221993269Over 10 years ago nowHow time flies
>>221993273how do you fuck up a steak and potatoes bin her off stupid bitch
>>221993273
>>221993281regular bum sex too
>>221993294No
Odds I just get rice and bacon Evens I stop for a pint before hand
>>221993263I don't
>>221993281no wanking though
>>221993281>make friends easilygetting bummed isnt making friends
>>221993263spotify
>Iran stops negotiations with U.S., vows to 'completely' block Strait of Hormuz: State mediaIt's over
pooing shit from my obese willy
>>221993294no sorry
Foie gras can only be made by torturing ducks their entire life long. It's illegal here but the French love it.
>>221993314why no wanking?>>221993304UK not America
>>221991902The Shining (1980)
dah bih gah
>>221993324https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/obese%20willy/:/
>>221993294fucken goof *buuuuuuuuurp*
crying my eyes out
>>221993323what doe this have to do with british culture?
>>221993323trump, vance, rubio and the rest are so out of their depth
>>221993294Stop being a boring cunt looking backwards and become interesting for the present iteration of /brit/
>>221993323>Pride month>Straight of Hormuz is stoppedit's just so woke
>>221993323Worst part about all of this is that the retarded orange pedo literally had to do nothing. Everything was fine. He literally bombed them for no reason
>>221993297:/
leftypol goes to hood chinese restaurant:>I think I’ll get uhhhh… *swirls index finger around the menu* ooo so much to choose from…..1 egg fried rice and plain noodles.>and do NOT make it spicy haha>do yall take American express?rorke goes to hood chinese>was good mr Lim lemme get a general’s chicken and an egg roll wit it
please watch "Ariana Grande - hate that i made you love me (official music video)" the official video for "hate that i made you love me" the first single from ariana grande's 8th studio album "petal" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82-jTNka3uc
>Hasan Piker's UK visa has been denied
>>221993324shut up
>>221993281you can get phones in prison so you can get internetthe food is really shit though
>>221993323Source?
do you think they give out prophylactics in prison because they know they're all at it and probably would all get aids otherwise
Carefully reconstructing my own perceptions on time in order to maximise speed because I want to grow old NOW
>>221993360Last I heard he was living in South East Asia
>>221993281they don't like nonces lad you wouldn't last long
Wonder what /brit/ will be like in 10 years
了解です
>>221993361sc
>>221993367If you criticise Israel you get banned from the UK
>>221993359When the Jews call, you pick up.
>>221993367Use to watch him on twitch 5-6 years ago
reminder ai is trained on REDDIT so if you ask ai you are asking REDDIT
>>221993395exactly the same but we'll be saying stuff like rorke taking his dog wife robot for a walk
>>221993395Black penises and gay porn, still
>>221993360the only old /brit/ personality I know very little about.Is he the IT guy who works in SEA and loves his tranners?
>>221993426YOU are riddet
>>221993395there won't be, this is it: the last ever /birt/
Get the human souls punished
>>221993428>>221993433The same few dozen fellas talking about poo and crisps
>>221993395it will be vr in the metaverse bradley walsh beamed straight onto your mind
>>221993367Can kind of understand because he does say some insane shit however Cenk Ugur or whoever you spell his name got banned aswell which is crazy because all he does is expose Israel’s genocide
>>221993426Posting this on r/wholesome because speaking with another Redditor is extremely wholesome chungus
Anyone up for a battlewank?
>>221993436he was pretty based but also got very upset and butthurt all the time
do girls know?
mad how they could say anything about the IRA but israel is somehow the one that gets them done
>>221993480sounds like something a youtuber would advertise that comes with 150 free cum medals and 2000 free jerk points if you sign up now
>>221991793>>221991793>>221991793recycle*
>>221993535>>221993535
>>221993436Idk where he actually lives these days
