oklou edition
>>221994691That's nice if you want to smell like every single Deano in the country.
get the pride flavour sucked
had a chat to mani and zoroaster this morning
right well
quick shower brush the teeth and that's me done with today had quite enough of being awake thank you very much
don't trust that reckless ben guy something fishy about him and there's lots of inconsistencies in his own videos
two things can be true at once, rorke haven't you ever heard of that
>>221994579They are only worshipped in this country because sikhs don’t like Muslims. And people on Israel’s payroll like Yaxley Lennon have spent the last 20 years directing everyone’s attention to Muslims and only Muslims.I saw a video on Instagram of Sikhs in Birmingham preparing food in a fucking cement mixer and all the white boomers in the comments defending it acting like that’s normal behavior.
love island tonight
you lot all have jobs, or at least plans to get a job, don't you?you can't seriously be expecting to stay a dosser for the remaining 40+ years of your lives surely?that's effing mental
boomheadshot
>>221994828is he the opposite of gentle ben?
>>221994839>you lot all have jobs, or at least plans to get a job, don't you?
>>221994839got menthol elves
>>221994802might actually give it a purchase. on the lime flame the now myself
>>221994793i dont really care about how others smell
>>221994793depends do these deanos shag
>>>/sp/154966975>>>/sp/154966975>>>/sp/154966975
>>221994833Oh no! A cement mixer?! How horrible. That's like totally comparable to blowing up 25 women and girls in a suicide bombing with a backpack full of nails.
I have problems with my brain
the thing about sauvage is it's only one letter difference from sausage which really wrecks the classy image it's trying to convey. can only assume it smells like a cumberland.
>>221994884sperms aren't the champions of europe though
>Oh no! A cement mixer?! How horrible. That's like totally comparable to blowing up 25 women and girls in a suicide bombing with a backpack full of nails.
>>221994884we've won a cup winners cup
>>221994839I’ve been trying. It’s not easy, I even get rejected from jobs I thought would be easy to get like supermarket jobs and warehouse jobs. It gets very depressing after a while when everywhere is ignoring you or getting your hopes up and giving you an interview only to say no
all you need is bleu de chanel
>>221994899the sauvages are on
>>221994839ye i part own an IT company and also appear to have a passive income of a few grand a month from some very low risk investments.
>>221994926he looks like a mogger
>>221994860don't think they're actually doing them this year sorry for tricking you with my once a year pride velo microgimmick lad you can get the regular cherry ice tho (what I'm sucking right now just not a gay one)
Mad how that story is still doing the rounds of that 18 year old who got handcuffed as he lay bleeding to death because he was accused of doing something racist.It obviously didn't fucking happen, why are people so dumb to believe this?
This is all you need for summer.
>>221994839i'm waiting for the forced labour camps to open up, it's about all i'm qualified for
they have legal remit to carry knives nothing is happening lol u mad u didn't win ww2 or whatever it is joana lumley said they did
>>221994960so what happend?
>>221994960I can see your devil horns you babylon deceiver you
still using only the brave meself
>>2219948902 billion Muslims in the world mate If that was “Muslim behaviour” I think the world would be a lot different. Don’t paint everyone with the same brush I’m sure you wouldn’t like that if it were done to you
WAS 3 FUCKING SAUVAGES NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?? YOU HAVE TO TAKE 1 OFF GARY'S PLATE? FUCKING RUDE I'M SICK TO BASTARD DEATH OF YOU!!!
people taking the bait I see, would expect it of brit/pol/ but not here, do better guys
>>221994662>>221994664she's always felt androgynous, not sure if end days katie was going for that vibe or wasting away on drugs tho
picking my nose
raurke
4 sauvages in the air friar
>>221995008Trannies that room rot and don't bathe think that look like her.
>>221995008do you reckon she paid for drugs with blowjobs
>>221995008how did she an hero
>>221994996So the number of acceptable suicide bombings to you is greater than 1?
>>221995059She did backflip
forgot it was tuesday today
maybe letting the biomass walk around with swords is a bad idea there I said it
immigration = gdp
>>221995008whys everyone suddenly obsessed with her
>>221993535>>221993535saw her play a set at rough trade when she was preggers
mental how there's more than 8 billion people on this planetwhat the hell are they all doing all day
>>221995079Part and parcel of living in a vibrant multicultural society is having your sons and daughters violently and gruesomely disassembled by an improvised explosive device whilst going about their daily business.
why is rorke so scared of bladed weapons, what a pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AfAGE1r4Ewstop the boats
>>221995079Did I say that? I’m saying I don’t know how you can attribute the actions of a tiny amount of people to 2 billion people
>>221995133not shagging me
>>221995133contributing mass
Kino tonight viewing: Sexy Beast and The Book of Eli. Thoughts on these films if you’ve seen them?
>>221995123its one guy
>>221995123because shes pretty and could have been saved
virgin freak me
survive
>>221995157If we deported all Muslims how many suicide bombings do you think there would be in this country?
>>221995167Book of Eli is fucking cracking, haven't seen it in donkeys years
>>221995133slaving away in pakistan making bricks because they are in debt slavery with interest that increases faster than they can pay it off so they have 3 generations of debt slavery and counting and it will continue as they make those bricks until death
when i shave my head i give off monk energy instead of skinhead, it's all in how you carry yourself
>>221995172there's a million whores who look just like her
>>221995048autists do have face blindness>>221995059no idea, she tweeted saying she'd be pissed iof she ended up a vegetable so either pills or from height>>221995123fit lass and tragedy
>>221995123if she was going to kill herself she could have at least had sex with millions of incels first
>>221995202yeah? doesnt change that shes pretty and cute and could have been saved
>>221995167book of eli is kino not seen that in years going to download itsexy beast was ok not one I'll watch again
https://x.com/GeorgeSmileyOBE/status/2061536351112032463Apparently his family chimped out in court after the verdict was announced and called his family a bunch a racists. Kek they really are scumbags.
>>221995200>Under Islamic law and the Constitution of Pakistan, interest-based loans (Riba) are strictly prohibited and illegal.
>>221995237*called Nowak's family a bunch a racists
you're being gay
>>221995208>>221995226behead simps
deport them all every last one
cute girl dies and deranged coomers turn her into a sex symbol we gotta start raping simps to death
>>221995208She's so perfect bro ugh
>>221995237obviously made up made why would this random retard on twitter know?
deport me to hyperborea thanks
>>221995237>posted 5 minutes ago>zero engagementthis is your xitter account
>>221995260me when i exist
>>221995202not really, no and she had the best twitter craic
>>221995188If we deported all men would women get raped in the street still?
fat girls rule the world
>>221995299in your head she's your girlfriend
>>221995271I don't wanna hear about any of it. Burn incels in fire pits.
>>221995299she is fucking perfect cannot believe incels would simp over the ugly ice skater bitch instead of an actually attractive girl
>>221995237Can’t be. sikhs are bros just ask the tommy wobinson fans in this very thread
up past my bedtime
>>221995313stepmum is about this fat now that she's lost some weightfit as fuck
>>221995299I wasted 3mbs of data for your stupid video Die
>>221995299there are about 10 thousand pale skinny attention whores on twitter with the exact same face and personality
>>221995313she looks good now but once they hit 20 those fat girls start to get stretch marks and shit
>>221995241yeah but they do it anyway with interest. they dont care about the law or their religion if it benefits them
>>221995317snood!?
my cock is... well. let's just say it's not soft lol
get the bbc sucked and fucked rorke
pissed 400 times today at least
>>221995313need her to smother me with her belly
>>221995301Since you declined to answer and responded with diversionary nonsense, I will answer for you: it's zero. There would be zero suicide bombings if we deported all Muslims.
we live in a world of cum
>>221995372*resists and tries to get away*
>>221995372mentally broken incel freak thinking about men that are better than you again
>>221995396you are being baited stop replying
>>221995374you that fella thats made of piss?
>>221995388nice of them to share a shirt
I ain't scared of you mothafuckaz
>>221995422thats my cousin pissy michael
>>221995388these do make me chuckle
>>221995463shag in the arse?
Will /brit/ be moving in? Imagine the smell.>A mile-long, 800ft-wide and 30-deck-high, the £12bn Freedom Ship would house a research hospital as well as enough schools, shops and restaurants to serve a population as big as Chatham in Kent.>Likely to be powered by nuclear fuel, the 2.3-million-gross-ton giant will have homes for 50,000 permanent residents and space for another 10,000 cruisers and day visitors, all served by 20,000 crew.
wish pakistan would crack down on the debt slavery and exploitation of children
hes NOT happy
>>221995463context cause i saw it on instagram apparently indian men get little ball things implanted in their willies
>>221995498icepiercer
>>221995498ai slopwill you ever develop a brain rorke?
Another day in my smelly bedroom drinking my excellent carlsberg 4.8% premium export larger
>>221995502mood: pensive :/
farting on the escalator and letting the smell go downonly the person behind me has rights to assume that twas i that dealt itbut everyone behind has nary a clue
>>221995498remember that level on black ops 2
>>221995529carlsbergberg has you on the ropes
>>221995498Is this like Rapture from Bioshock but it's just above water
>>221995555Must be why I'm on /brit/
>>221995539hot air rises you fucking mong
bought some peanut butter but it's woke and 'natural' so it's all moist and oily and drips out looking like ABSOLUTE SHIT but tastes nice though
i love that recording in public is LEGAL and i can LEGALLY record girls (not upskirt or anything, just their faces and bodies from the front) and WANK to it at homeyou are all mad that if found this loophole that is LEGAL in all jurisdictions in the world and you cannot stop meIWILLCOOM
Employed Woman getting pressed under Timothy's massive gut as he humps away at her little tranny hole
>>221995574got to mix it
>>221995544Oh yeah you control that weird spider robot thing that crawls in the vents then you have to save that weird alt looking lass on the dancefloor
there are too many hours in the evening. if i go to bed now ill be up at like 5 am which is too many hours in the morning . a day needs to be half of what it is so that i dont need to put up with half this shit
i just google boobs
>just been out chucking the pill with tuggsy a lil bit>carny?>yah im game
Your honour, she didn't see me
>>221995574you need to stir it well. well done though, don't wanna be eating any of that palm oil shit
i hate food shopping so much id genuinely rather starve
the last of the v2s launched at my balls
rorke thinking palm oil is when he hasn't washed his hands in a while
>>221995571never said i was going up the escalator did imong
>>221995635sacariminugu
remember what rorke said about "no work done"? haha what a classic rorke moment
>>221995357post them
Intercontinental bollocks-crushing missile
>>221995635lel
>>221995601i default to 8 hours sleep and 18 hours awakereckon some people are just not meant for this world
This is the TikTokification of cinema. It's fucking awful:>Nothing happens for 10 minutes, boring shitty dialogue>Zoomers are browsing their phones and don't pay attention>BOOM WOAH SOMETHING INSANE HAPPENS FOR 7 SECONDS>Zoomoids film themselves reacting to this 'crazy clippable moment'>Repeat 7 or 8 times then the movie endsNeed everyone under 30 deported to a labour camp tbqh
rorke buttering his toast on both sides
>>221995676Did I fucking ask mate
>>221995334both are qts in their own right
rorke unrolling his crab stick
the lads
>>221995680patriot
>>221995635his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy
I just walked into an office and shook the manager's hand and I was immediately employed with a very generous salary
what if they made drones that instead of killing people it just raped them up the arsereckon it would put a stop to war, nobody wants that happening to them
>>221995694:P
>>221995676Thanks for the summary. It felt astroturfed
>>221995718Yeah? Shake my hand and then give it a sniff
>>221995732very true
>>221995718*punches you in the face*
any oldfags remember mousenonce
just seen the henry nowak bodycam footage and I am about to rorke out BIG TIME
